GWENDOLYN: "Gladys! Long time, no see!"

GLADYS: "Gwendolyn! Isn't this a pleasant surprise? How have you been?"

GWENDOLYN: "Can't complain, really. I was just saying to Georgia how nice it would be to see everyone again."

GLADYS: "Hi, Georgia!"

GEORGIA: "Hello, Gladys!"

GLADYS: "My goodness, you're right. Everyone's here! There's Guinevere and Gracie and Giselle! Gals! Over here!"

GUINEVERE: "Hey, Gladys!"

GRACIE: "And Gwendolyn! Hi, Gwendolyn!" 

GISELLE: "Is it just me or is starting to get a bit crowded in here?"

GLADYS: "Gwendolyn, stop pushing!"

GWENDOLYN: "I'm not pushing!"

GLADYS: "Yes you are!"

GWENDOLYN: "No, I think the room's getting smaller. Gracie, don't shove so much! Ow!" 

GISELLE: "Oh god! You're right, the room *is* shrinking! Help!"

GRACIE: "The walls are closing in!"

GEORGIA: "Ow! Help!"

GUINEVERE: "Somebody help!"

GISELLE: "It hurts! Make it stop!"

GLADYS: "Everyone, try squeezing closer together! Ow!" 

GEORGIA: "I can't! There's nowhere to go!"

GRACIE: "I'm gonna burst!"

GWENDOLYN: "Gladys, there's something - ow! - something I've always wanted to tell you..."

GISELLE: "Aah! Good-bye, cruel world!" *POP*

GLADYS: "Gwendolyn? What is it?"

GWENDOLYN: "Gladys, I've always loved y--" *POP*

GUINEVERE: "What's happening to us?!" *POP*

GLADYS: "What? No, not Gwendolyn! Gwendolyn!"

GEORGIA: "Can nobody save us?!" 

GLADYS: "I love you too, Gwendolyn!" *cries*

GRACIE: "Aah!" *POP*

GEORGIA: *POP*

GLADYS: "Gwendolyn..." *POP*


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Author's notes: Written February 16, 2010.