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GLADYS: "Hi, Georgia!"
GEORGIA: "Hello, Gladys!"
GLADYS: "My goodness, you're right. Everyone's here! There's Guinevere and Gracie and Giselle! Gals! Over here!"
GUINEVERE: "Hey, Gladys!"
GRACIE: "And Gwendolyn! Hi, Gwendolyn!"
GISELLE: "Is it just me or is starting to get a bit crowded in here?"
GLADYS: "Gwendolyn, stop pushing!"
GWENDOLYN: "I'm not pushing!"
GLADYS: "Yes you are!"
GWENDOLYN: "No, I think the room's getting smaller. Gracie, don't shove so much! Ow!"
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GLADYS: "What? No, not Gwendolyn! Gwendolyn!"
GEORGIA: "Can nobody save us?!"
GLADYS: "I love you too, Gwendolyn!" *cries*
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GEORGIA: *POP*
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