Gurglr Infomercial
(Oral vore, lots of sex, kinda cheesy, post-vore scat after the second line)
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As you flip through the channels late, late at night, an infomercial flies onto the screen:

(Cue black and white images of furs hitting on other furs in bars, obviously striking out each time)

Announcer: "Are you hungry for a delectable dalmatian?  Could you eat a whole horse?  Maybe you're a gator wanting to get gobbled?  Can't seem to find the right predator or prey for you?  Well, we've got an answer for that!"

(Cue image of a phone displaying an app showing a large number of smiling, furry faces)

Announcer: "Meet Gurglr, the first internet dating app for voraphiles of all kinds!  Just fill out the form showing your preferences and start browsing!  It's that easy!"

(Cut to a friendly-looking bluebird, sitting nude on a high stool, talking to the camera)

Marcus: "It's tough finding the right person to eat you.  So many preds are nasty to their prey, and while some guys like that, it's not really my scene..."

(Cut to a lithe grey ferrett, sitting in a similar position)

Mikhail: "I-I h-have trouble meeting people in p-person. I get so n-nervous! It's so hard to strike up a conversation when all you c-can look at is a cute guy's belly!"

(Cut to a bulky, muscular yellow lion with brown mane, also in a similar position)

Brutus: "I've always been the predatory type, but I've also always knew that when I find the right guy, it'd be time to take the trip I've sent so many others on..."

(Cut to a montage of the app's features)

Announcer: "Scared of meeting a guy who wants to eat you with his nipple, but you're not into that?  Can't find somebody willing to go down your cock?  Tired of trying to figure out just how fattening a particular prey will be?  Not any more!  Gurglr features a detailed list of each fur's preferences, including how they want to eat or be eaten, and a detailed breakdown of their caloric contents!  But, that's not all!"

(Cut to another feature, this one showing a series of spinning rings)

Announcer: "Feeling lucky?  Don't particularly care if you eat or get eaten, or by whom in either case?  We've got something for you, then!  Just spin the patented Versatile Voraphile and get connected immediately to a like-minded fur in your area!  We'll randomly select which of you gets eaten, how, and what you'll be doing beforehand!"

(Cut to a final scene showing covers of various voraphile porn videos)

Announcer: "And that's not all!  We're proud to boast that several sexy celebrity voraphiles use our services, both to recruit for their videos and for personal meals!"

(Cut to a fat, sassy dragon sitting in the same position, wearing nothing other than a sportscoat and scarf, which does little to hide his belly or his cock)

Eynst: "I do love meeting my fans...I love it even more when I can gobble them down.  But, it takes so long to do it the old fashioned way!  You've got to sit around at a bar, chat a bunch of people up, and only THEN ask the awkward question of whether they want to be eaten!  I mean, really, who's got time for that?  Not this dragon."

Brutus: "When I saw Eynst's profile on Gurglr, I knew I had to go for it!  I've pawed off while watching him gurgle down furs so many times...it's the perfect sendoff!"

(Cut to a shot of the app again, this time showing videos)

Announcer: "And that's not all!  IF you just want to browse, we offer our users generous space to upload videos of their catches!  Watch your best friend go down your dream pred's maw and think about what it'd be like to do the same!  Besides, taking a picture of your food is all the rage these days!  Who wouldn't want to instagram a cute foxy who's about to take a trip down your gullet? You don't have to commit to eating or being eaten to see hot videos like these!"

(Cut to a room with all four of the furs from before, each hard.)

Eynst: "Now, let's see, do I want you first, or you, or you?" *motions to the three furs*

Mikhail: *blushes* "Uh..I don't care!  I'll go whenever!"

Brutus: *smirks* "Why don't you take us all three at the same time?  I bet you can do it!"

Marcus: *excitedly* "Yeah!  That sounds great!"

Eynst licks his lips, the motions for the three to stand together.  He places a paw on each side of them and bundles them up, lowering them into his gullet feet first.  As the 3 furs are waist-deep, they turn to the camera:

All: "Thanks, Gurglr!"

With a quick gulp, all 3 furs disappear down the maw.  

Eynst: *turns to the camera* "And double thanks from me...Now I just have to worry about how I'm going to work all this pudge off!"

(Cut to the phone again)

Announcer: "But, that's not all!  With our optional phone attachment, internal shots are a breeze!  Just place the pads up to your belly and watch the excitement!"

(Cut to a surprisingly well-lit dragon gut, where all 3 furs are grinning.  Brutus is getting plowed by Marcus, while he sucks Mikhail off.  The churning belly keeps them all pushed close together.  As the scene plays out, time-lapse photography kicks in, showing the furs trading off partners, cumming, then eventually starting to slow down as they dissolve.  Before long, all that is left is a belly full of liquid, nutrients, fur and bones.)

Eynst: *looking up from phone, with an obviously bigger belly now* "Oh, my!  They sure did have a good time in there.  Almost as good a time as you might!"

(Cut to the Gurglr logo)

Announcer: "Thousands of predators and prey are ready for you! What are you waiting for?  Sign up now and try Gurglr!  You'll be digesting away before you know it!"

(Cut to Eynst)

Eynst: *burps*  "Oh, excuse me!  Man, shooting that ad made me work up an appetite...I wonder if there's anybody online..."  (trails off to black)

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(Post-vore scat to follow)

(Cut to app screen again)

Announcer: "Still watching?  Want to see something really extreme?  Then sign up for Gurglr Gold!  With Gurglr Gold, you can see restricted videos that show exactly what happens when preyboys are finished taking their trip!"

(Cut to Eynst sitting over a double-sized clear plexiglass toilet, straining a bit.)

Eynst: *grunting as a log exits his tailhole* "Oh!  Oh, they feel amazing coming out...Once you get used to passing the bones, they're awesome!  Just like using anal beads!"

(More time-elapse.  Eynst finishes, wipes, then flushes)

Eynst: "Bye-bye, whatever your names were!  You were great fans, now you'll contribute to a great fanny!" *poses, showing off his ass*

(Fade to black, then Gurglr logo)