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Synx are a interested species, a internal parasite trying to exist in a external world as alien to them as they are to it. But despite being killed on sight by many species and the environment in general, these fascinating creatures persist in our world. Be it dwelling in the womb of some large mammal, as a lab animal, or snuggled in among a pile of stuffed animals watching their prey, the synx are out there. Intelligent and sly, synx typically seek out the most defenseless and weak of a species to consume alive as they have an aversion to dead flesh (and who doesn't enjoy a nice hot meal squirming around inside their belly, right?). But when no youthful prey can be found, our pale white space eels have to find other food stuffs to savor. Larger prey is dangerous and not as easily tricked as the young and inexperienced, but a clever synx will find a way. After a long period of observation, this synx has learned that males of certain species are willing to lower their guard when offered sexual favors and are often spent after a bout of vigorous love making. Synx, on the other hand, are genderless and have but one 'port' to offer up, but that doesn't seem to phase some randy males.

So keep in mind when you hear a synx parrot "I want you inside me" that this double entendre may be a lot more sinister that you might expect.

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