*ding-dong!*

 

"Come iiin!~"

 

Fyodor was laying comfortably, dressed in nothing but a sweater vest and a skin tight pair of latex undies, a pair that magically hid his massive endowments in a spacetime void. Not that it mattered to Fyodor, since he was just as fine without them, but they were a fun pair to wear, and they hid his junk from any would be voyeurs. He hummed to himself as the door opened and shut behind him, the visitor patting him on the side. 

 

"How's my favorite slug boy doin'?"

 

"Ivan! Oh, I'm so glad to see you!"

 

Fyodor turned around, standing on his knees on the couch, and kissed Ivan right on his gray cat lips, noting the taste of fresh kitty shit on his tongue. He giggled, staring into his eyes like a lost puppy. 

 

"I was getting so worried about you, sweetheart! I was starting to think something happened to you!"

 

"Heheheh, well, something did happen to me, but it was tons of fun! You know how much of a butt slut I am?"

 

"Sure do~"

 

"Some lil' cubby kitten let me take up some living space in his colon!"

 

"Wow... You actually got anal vore'd?"

 

"Sure did! And it was tons of fun! Nothing like a few weeks of free housing and meals, right, Fyo?"

 

Fyodor chuckled as he grabbed Ivan and pulled him onto the couch, the gray cat laying on top of him. 

 

"You'd know more about that than me, babe~"

 

The two kissed and snogged like they haven't met in years, their hands wandering to grope each other's asses. Ivan used two fingers each to explore Fyo's sweaty, black donut holes, Fyo's embrace becoming more loving as he prodded and poked around his immediate anal openings. Then, Fyo stopped groping Ivan's plump kitty asscheeks and reached in his latex undies. 

 

"I bet you know the best part of being away for a few weeks as much as me~"

 

He quickly pulled his undies down, and his thick, long horse cocks sprung up, lightly smacking Ivan's face, making him laugh. 

 

"Hey, I know you're excited, but you don't have to be that rough~"

 

The boys' giggles turned to moans and gasps as Ivan helped Fyo stroke his massive, 4 foot long dicks until they were stiff and throbbing. Ivan took his clothes off and threw them aside, hugging Fyo's lower cock, wrapping his furry body around the warm cock as it pulsed. He stretched Fyo's foreskin over his head, the stretchy folds closing tightly around his neck - but not so tight as to suffocate him. Face to end with Fyo's cockhead, he kissed the opening as it leaked precum.

 

"I've missed you, too~ you and your delicious, musky taste and surprises~ Fyo uses you so well, I couldn't ask for a better pack of boyfriends!"

 

Ivan kissed Fyo's urethral opening once more, French kissing it, sticking his tongue as far as it would go down that deep, long shaft. He tasted Fyo's delicious shit, he felt the well worn grooves of his shaft, he rubbed the cock as tenderly as he could before...

 

*PHLRRRRRRPPPPPBBBBBBTTTTS!*

 

Fyo's cock belted out a thick, sloppy fart in Ivan's face, the gas bloating the green, stretchy foreskin, giving Ivan some more breathing room. He stuck his nose inside the shaft, inhaling nothing but that delicious, meaty cockfart as he held the ends of the foreskin firmly around his neck.

 

"Please... Shower me with your love, second cock! I'm ready!"

 

*PPPPPLLLLOOOOOOORRRRRRPPPPPBBBBTBTBTBTBTBT!*

 

Another gross, musky fart bellowed out from Fyo's cock, the fart having nowhere to go but into Ivan's nasal cavity. Ivan's eyes rolled back in pleasure while he sensed the burst of dick gas blow down his throat like a windstorm. He didn't even need to masturbate - he came right there, small bursts of cum splattering on Fyo's sweet, thick donut holes. Now Ivan was close to begging to get high from Fyo's cockfarts, pushing his nose further inside Fyo's urethra and snorting so hard it was beginning to hurt, 

 

"Please," Ivan pleaded with a nasal tone, "please fart again, you sweet, lovely cock!~"

 

*plrrrbbbbts... PHLOOORRRPPPBBBT... BLRRRRRRRRRPRPRPRPRPRBBBBBBTTTT!*

 

An absolutely rank, meaty, and overpoweringly musky fart blew into Ivan's nose, traveling not just down his throat, but up into his sinuses, making him stick his tongue out in dumbfounded pleasure as the fart blew from his open mouth. Ivan could only moan like a stupid bitch as the thick cockfart overrode his senses and made him give in to pleasuring this sweet, farting dick. His arms were wrapped around the cock, masturbating it as something much thicker started to come up. He knew exactly what it was, and greeted it in the only language he knew how.

 

"Uhhh... Uuuuyyyyy, uuumumumuhhh..."

 

*fblrrrrppppptsss... Kshhhhh-kts...*

 

A wet shitfart gave way to a firm, moist shitlog. Ivan couldn't move himself, not like he wanted to, as the cockshit touched his nose, lightly pushing against his nostrils before splitting into two, one for each snorting nostril. Now, Ivan couldn't snort anymore, he could only inhale the rank, disgusting, erotic shitstink as the turd snaked inside his nasal cavities, overtaking anything else he could smell inside that sweaty foreskin. The turd continued for a few more inches, lodging itself in the space between his nose and throat, before concluding with a push... And, of course, a wet cock shart. 

 

Ivan was in a state of euphoria. The moist cockshit was settling in his nose as well as his throat, the rancid stink invading his sinuses before shit bits leaked into there as well. He could taste the ripe, sweet shit on the back of his tongue, his gag reflex totally overridden years ago. The warm, smelly stench of Fyo's cockfarts and cockshit mixed with the musk of his foreskin, making a moist stench only Ivan could love as he swallowed and gulped audibly. Then, just as soon as the fun began, it ended with Fyo pulling his foreskin away from Ivan, then sitting on his knees, face to face with each other. 

 

"Sweetie, you alright!? You stopped breathing!... Oh dear! Uh..."

 

Ivan could only mumble and moan like the stupid shitwhore he knew he was. Fyodor, however, was freaked out! His favorite gay friend had stopped breathing for a few seconds, and his nose was clogged with cockshit! Concerned and a bit confused, Fyo could only think of one way to get the shit out of Ivan's nose. Carefully, he pushed two of his fingers into Ivan's nose, gradually increasing the pace as the shit easily slid down Ivan's throat. A few silent minutes of nervous pushing later, and Ivan audibly gulped the shit down, then laid back as he took a deep breath of normal air. Fyo wiped the nervous sweat from his forehead, sighing in relief. 

 

"Oh man... That was crazy! You alright, sweetheart?"

 

Fyo laid on Ivan's side, lovingly looking into his eyes as Ivan slowly regained his faculties. After several minutes of listening to Ivan unintelligibly mumble and moan, and, of course, a few friendly, gay, kisses, Ivan said a few words. 

 

"Man... That was... Awesome..."

 

"Heh, I'm glad you liked it, babe... How about we just play some baby's bottle?"

 

"Mmm, yeah, sure..."

 

"You sure you don't need another moment, baby?~"

 

Ivan smooched Fyo on his nose. 

 

"I'm sure, Fyo. Baby wants his bottle..."

 

"Heeheehee! Baby wanna bottle? Tch tch tch!"

 

Ivan crawled back to Fyo's cock, putting the musky foreskin back around his neck, reveling in the gross taste and odor of Fyo's unwashed foreskin. 

 

"Ok, baby," said Fyo, "time to get your bottle!"

 

Ivan wrapped his lips around Fyo's cockend as much as he could before another wet, large cockfart blew down his throat. He swallowed it with a smile, licking the cock before pausing to speak. 

 

"More, more! Baby likes his bawttle!"

 

Fyo giggled, obliging Ivan in his favorite game as he shat out a thick cockturd for Ivan to dine on. 

 

Heheh, Ivan, you're a big fat weirdo... That's why I love you so much, babe!~