When Big Bad Underpants Wolf First Met Mary-Jane the Weasel Stinky Pete and his gang are gathered together for a party Paul: Hey, haven't you heard? Wolf: Heard what? Paul: The boss invited his daughter over. Wolf: Oh, really? Paul: Yep. Wolf: I wonder what she's like. Paul: She's probably a total stink-bomb, like her papa! (laughs) Stinky Pete: (tapping his foot, looking at his watch) She should be here by now.... Then we hear a knock on the door Tiana: Oh? Who could that be? Mary-Jane: (enters the room) Ooohhh man...that stunk! Stinky Pete: Ah, there she is! Mary-Jane: Papa! Stinky Pete: Ey, Angel cakes! (hugs Mary-Jane) Mary-Jane: (hugs back) Hola, Papa! ?Como estas? Stinky Pete: Bien, hija. Amigos, meet my pride and joy, Mary-Jane! Mary-Jane: 'Sup? Paul: Oh, there she is! Wolf: Huh? (gasps sharply upon seeing Mary-Jane, his mouth hangs open, his pupils turn to hearts, we can hear the sound of a heart beating) Paul: Hey, what's with you, homie? Wolf: (stammers) Paul: Oh, here she comes now! MAry-Jane: Hey. 'Sup? Paul: Yo, howzit? MAry-Jane: Fine. You're Paul, right? Paul: In the stinky fur, baby! Mary-Jane: Papa told me about you. You're the stinkiest rabbit he's ever met Paul: (laughs) Yeah. MAry-Jane: (notices Wolf) And who's the canis lupus in briefs? Wolf: (keeps stammering) Paul: Oh, him? He's called the Big Bad Underpants Wolf. His stink took down a brick house once! Mary-Jane: Far out, dude! Anyhoo, I'm gonna meet the rest of the gang. Adios! Wolf: (thinking) "And she speaks Spanish, too! Paul: You OK, big guy? Wolf: I think I just met the girl of my dreams.... Paul: Uh oh! Wolfie's in love! Wolf: Wh-what?! No, I'm not! Paul: Wolf loves Mary! Wolf loves Mary! Wolf and Mary, sittin' in a tree, K-I-- Wolf: (interrupts Paul) Shut up! Stinky Pete: What's this about my baby girl? Are you talkin' smack about her? If you are, I'll give ya an atomic wedgie! Paul: Not smack, boss! Wolf has the hots for Mary-Jane! Stinky Pete: ?Que?! Wolf: (gulps) Stinky Pete: Turn around! Wolf: Yes boss. (turns around) Stinky Pete: (gives Wolf a big wedgie) Wolf: (yelps) Stinky Pete: Now, you listen here, cabron! Stay away from my daughter, or else you're gonna get worse than an atomic wedgie, got it?! Wolf: Y-y-yes, sir. Stinky Pete: That's better. Paul: Welp, looks like daddy is keeping you from your dream girl. Wolf: I know....I guess I'll just have to start out as her friend. Tiana: That'd be a good idea. Paul: Good luck, pal. You're gonna need it. Wolf: Yeah...(thinking) Don't worry, Mary-Jane. I'm not gonna give up on you. Mary-Jane: (thinking) Hmm....that wolf is kinda cute. Hehehe. THE END