Previously on A Toon Rabbit in a Weasels' Den, Rueben enjoyed his first meal living with his five attractive female housemates.  I wonder what's gonna happen now.
Rueben: Let's hope it's nothing crazy.


Episode 3: Car Wash!


It's morning, the sun shines on Rueben's face through the window.

Rueben: (slowly opens his eyes, reaches to the side table to grab his glasses, puts on his glasses, turns around, sees Cindy)
Cindy: (lying in Rueben's bed, wearing a nightgown, her face is close to his face, she breathes heavily as she smiles and stares at Rueben, staying silent for a few seconds until she giggles and speaks) Morning~
Rueben: (screams, jumps out of the bed)

Cindy: Did ya sleep well?
Rueben: Um...(gulps) yeah....
Cindy: (giggling more, wiggling her booty with her tail wagging) C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!  Get dressed!
Rueben: Get out of my room!
Cindy: OK!  (dashes out of Rueben's room)
Rueben: (sighs, starts to change clothes)

Later
Rueben: (heads downstairs)
Persephone: What a lovely summer day.  And this calls for us to start our annual summer job.
Rueben: And what would that be?
Persephone: Ah, Rueben!  Perfect timing!  Go ahead and eat your breakfast, because we have a job to do.
Rueben: What kind of job?
Weasel girls: Toon car wash!
Rueben: Toon car wash?  You girls actually get paid to wash toon cars?
Venus: That's right!
Persephone: It's a service we do every summer.  Good way to earn a quick buck, too.
Beatrice: Wanna join?
Rueben: Sure.  What do I need to do?
Persephone: First, you must put this on.  (gives Rueben a thong-like speedo)
Rueben: (his eyes widen, he sweats) Umm...why is the front like this?
Persephone: That's the back.
Rueben: Do I really have to wear this?
Persephone: It's part of the service, sweetheart.  Now, go on.  Chop, chop.
Rueben: (sighs) Alright.  (heads back to his bedroom to change)
The scene shifts
Rueben: (comes back down wearing nothing but his speedo) OK, girls, I'm re--  (his eyes bulge out, his jaw drops)
The girls are all wearing sexy skimpy bikinis

Persephone: Ah, there he is.  Well, there's no time to waste.  Let's head to the spot.
Cindy: Yay!  Car wash time!
Venus: I'll get the car started!
Persephone: Alright, everyone.  Shall we?
Mary-Jane: This is gonna be rad, man.
They all head outside, the step into the car
Venus: Seatbelts, everyone.
Everyone puts on their seatbelts
Venus: (puts the keys into ignition, drives the car to their car wash spot, she stops at the spot) Here we are.
Rueben: (sees that there are hoses, buckets, sponges and car soap) Wow!  That's a nice setup!
Venus: (undoes her seatbelt, steps out of the car)
The other follow suit
Persephone: Now, then, who shall be in charge of the hose?  How about you, Rueben?
Rueben: M-m-me?!  But it looks so heavy.
Venus: Oh, come now.  This'll be a breeze for a big, strong, handsome guy like you.  Please?  For me?  (smiles, bats her eyelashes in a seductive way)
Rueben: (blushes bright red all over his face) Well....OK!  (dashes to the hose, lifts it up)
Mary-Jane: Smooth move.
Venus: (chuckles) Works every time.

They hear a car horn beep
Persephone: Oh!  Our first customer!  Hurry, ladies, get in your places!
They scatter to their places
A familiar toon cab drives up
Cindy: Benny!  Is that you?
Benny: No, it's Judy Garland!
Persephone: Benny!  Long time, no see!  How are things going?
Benny: Ah, same old, same old.  Things have been quiet since the time Doom and your exes tried to dip all of ToonTown.
Mary-Jane: Yeah, but your buddy Roger didn't let that happen.
Venus: Speaking of Roger, how are he and his wife doing?
Benny: Just hunky-dory.  They're still as lovey-dovey as ever.
Beatrice: Aww!  That's so sweet!
Benny: Anyway, enough talk!  I'm in need for some cleaning from you lovely girls.
Persephone: Absolutely!  Let's get started, shall we?
A music montage of the girls doing their car wash duties on Benny with the song Milkshake by Kelis

Cindy: (handles the buckets full of soapy water)

Mary-Jane: (hands sponges to the others)
Everyone starts scrubbing parts of Benny
Rueben: (brings over the hose)

Benny: (sees Rueben)
A record scratch sound is heard and the song stops abruptly
Benny: Hey, who's this furball?
Persephone: Oh, that's Rueben.  He's our new housemate.
Benny: Ha!  He looks like a mix between Roger and that one rabbit from Winnie-the-Pooh, except with glasses!
(the weasel girls laugh)
Venus: Oh, Benny, you're such a card!
Rueben: Wait.  You're Benny the Cab?
Benny: Sure am, pal!
Rueben: (he smiles, his eyes sparkle) It's THE Benny!  Friend of Roger Rabbit's!
Benny: Uhh...you OK there, buddy?
Rueben: (regains composure) Ahem!  Sorry.  It's just that Roger Rabbit has been my inspiration for years.
Benny: Can't blame ya, kiddo.  He's one famous toon rabbit.
Rueben: I know.  And I wanna be like him.
Benny: I'll give the good word next time I see him.
Rueben: Really?!  Oh, thank you!  Thank you!
Benny: Don't mention it.  Hey, did I tell you girls about the time your exes arrested me for driving on a sidewalk?
Cindy: We wanna hear that story again!  Please?

Benny: Well, here's what happened...
A half hour later
Rueben and the girls finish washing Benny
Benny: Ah!  That's better!  Thanks a lot, ladies!
Persephone: You're most welcome, Benny!  When you need us to wash you again, you know where to contact us.
Benny: Sure thing, Pers.  Oh, almost forgot.  (grabs a big wad of cash for each of the weasel girls)  Don't spend it all in one place.
The girls each take their pay
Benny: And a little something for you, Rueben.  (gives Rueben a wad of cash) Here ya go, kid.  You earned it.
Rueben: Wow.  Thank you.
Benny: Well, gotta go.  Catch you later!  (drives off)
Rueben: I guess we go home now, right?
Persephone: Wrong.  We have lots more toon cars to wash.
Rueben: Huh?
Persephone: (points behind her) See?
It's a big lineup of toon cars wanting to be washed by the weasel girls
Rueben: (stammers, then he faints)
Iris out
End of episode 3