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Stinky Pete and his gang are gathered together for a party

Paul: Hey, haven't you heard?

Wolf: Heard what?

Paul: The boss invited his daughter over.

Wolf: Oh, really?

Paul: Yep.

Wolf: I wonder what she's like.

Paul: She's probably a total stink-bomb, like her papa! (laughs)

Stinky Pete: (tapping his foot, looking at his watch) She should be here by now....


Then we hear a knock on the door

Tiana: Oh?  Who could that be?

Mary-Jane: (enters the room) Ooohhh man...that stunk!

Stinky Pete: Ah, there she is!

Mary-Jane: Papa!

Stinky Pete: Ey, Angel cakes!  (hugs Mary-Jane)

Mary-Jane: (hugs back) Hola, Papa!  ?Como estas?

Stinky Pete: Bien, hija.  Amigos, meet my pride and joy, Mary-Jane!

Mary-Jane: 'Sup?

Paul: Oh, there she is!

Wolf: Huh?  (gasps sharply upon seeing Mary-Jane, his mouth hangs open, his pupils turn to hearts, we can hear the sound of a heart beating)

Paul: Hey, what's with you, homie?

Wolf: (stammers)

Paul: Oh, here she comes now!

MAry-Jane: Hey.  'Sup?

Paul: Yo, howzit?

MAry-Jane: Fine.  You're Paul, right?

Paul: In the stinky fur, baby!

Mary-Jane: Papa told me about you.  You're the stinkiest rabbit he's ever met

Paul: (laughs) Yeah.

MAry-Jane: (notices Wolf) And who's the canis lupus in briefs?

Wolf: (keeps stammering)

Paul: Oh, him?  He's called the Big Bad Underpants Wolf.  His stink took down a brick house once!

Mary-Jane: Far out, dude!  Anyhoo, I'm gonna meet the rest of the gang. Adios!

Wolf: (thinking) "And she speaks Spanish, too!

Paul: You OK, big guy?

Wolf: I think I just met the girl of my dreams....

Paul: Uh oh!  Wolfie's in love!

Wolf: Wh-what?!  No, I'm not!

Paul: Wolf loves Mary!  Wolf loves Mary!  Wolf and Mary, sittin' in a tree, K-I--

Wolf: (interrupts Paul) Shut up!

Stinky Pete: What's this about my baby girl?  Are you talkin' smack about her?  If you are, I'll give ya an atomic wedgie!

Paul: Not smack, boss!  Wolf has the hots for Mary-Jane!

Stinky Pete: ?Que?!

Wolf: (gulps)

Stinky Pete: Turn around!

Wolf: Yes boss.  (turns around)

Stinky Pete: (gives Wolf a big wedgie)

Wolf: (yelps)

Stinky Pete: Now, you listen here, cabron!  Stay away from my daughter, or else you're gonna get worse than an atomic wedgie, got it?!

Wolf: Y-y-yes, sir.

Stinky Pete: That's better.

Paul: Welp, looks like daddy is keeping you from your dream girl.

Wolf: I know....I guess I'll just have to start out as her friend.

Tiana: That'd be a good idea.

Paul: Good luck, pal.  You're gonna need it.

Wolf: Yeah...(thinking) Don't worry, Mary-Jane.  I'm not gonna give up on you.

Mary-Jane: (thinking) Hmm....that wolf is kinda cute.  Hehehe.

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