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Chameleon's Etiquette Guide - Gender Sensitivity


Starring....

Chameleon as himself

and Sabrina as the Sexy Teacher


Chameleon: (walking down a hall in a school with a piece of paper showing the room number, he walks into room 121, having misread that the room number for the class was 127, he takes his seat in the classroom, he looks at two students he's sitting between) Do you think we'll put on a talent when this is over?
Student: (looks at Chameleon in a confused way)
Sabrina (dressed in her teacher outfit): (walks into the classroom)

Chameleon: (looks back at the viewers) Hey, that doesn't look like the Egghead I remember.
Sabrina: Hello.  My name is Gloria Hymen.  Thank you for coming to my gender sensitivity workshop.  I hope at the end of this hour, we can all walk out with some new insight into gender roles.

Chameleon: (faces the viewers again) Oh no.  I'm in the wrong class.  Should I leave?

Sabrina: (pulls down a picture of a female figure in a bikini, pulls out a pointing stick, points the stick onto the figure in the picture's chest) Can anyone tell me what these are called?

Chameleon: (faces the viewers) On second thought, this may be interesting.
Sabrina: Anyone?  How about you?

Chameleon: (realizes he's being addressed, points to himself) Me?
Sabrina: Yes.  What do you call these?

Chameleon: Uhh....boobs?

Sabrina: No.

Chameleon: Right.  How about hooters?

Sabrina: No!  These words show a lack of respect for women's bodies! (crosses her arms) Now, seriously.  What should we call them?

Chameleon: Jugs? (smiles nervously)

The scene changes

Sabrina: Now, let's say a man and a woman go out for lunch.  They're walking next to each other, and they walk to a door.

Chameleon: (as Sabrina talks, he stares at her boobs)
Sabrina: Is it obvious on who should open the door?
Chameleon: OK.  I'm gonna get something right here.  And I think she's warming up to me.
Sabrina: Who should open the door?  Chameleon, do you have any idea?
Chameleon: I'd say the guy!  That's the polite thing to do, anyway.
Sabrina: But doesn't that perpetuate the gender stereotype that always puts the woman into the subordinate role?
Chameleon: Huh?
Sabrina: Why shouldn't the woman open the door?

Chameleon: OK, then maybe the woman should open the door.
Sabrina: So, we throw common courtesy out the window!

Chameleon: Aww, I give up!

The scene changes again

Sabrina: Thanks for coming.  I'm sure we all learned a thing or two from this workshop.  And we should thank our very brave and very amusing friend, the Chameleon.  Chameleon?  Can I have a word with you?

Chameleon: (approaches Sabrina)
Sabrina: (gives a bit of a sultry look) I think you and I should have some "one-on-one sensitivity training".  You interested?

Chameleon: My place or yours?
Sabrina: (offers Chameleon her hand)
Chameleon: (takes Sabrina's hand, then as they walk out, he faces the viewers) You know, sometimes, life's little mistakes can turn out so well.


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