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He's going to be the star in my totally original and totally nostalgic indie game that will cost 4,000 U.S. Dollars and 50 billion Microsoft Points. His game is nothing like Mario and anyone who thinks there is any resemblance will be sued for copyright infringement and be eaten alive by mutant fantards.\n\nRetro Man will star in a game about getting high and saving princesses and you'll be able to play as his friends which are also totally original and hand-drawn in MS Paint for maximum quality. 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He&#039;s going to be the star in my totally original and totally nostalgic indie game that will cost 4,000 U.S. Dollars and 50 billion Microsoft Points. His game is nothing like Mario and anyone who thinks there is any resemblance will be sued for copyright infringement and be eaten alive by mutant fantards.<br /><br />Retro Man will star in a game about getting high and saving princesses and you&#039;ll be able to play as his friends which are also totally original and hand-drawn in MS Paint for maximum quality. 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