[center][b]Kink Planet: Opening Sequence[/b][/center

[center]By Kaydrien Iceclaw AKA IcyCoatl[/center]



[Picture fades in from black; Space view of planet Earth turning gently. View starts to zoom in slowly.]

Narrator: For millions of years, life on earth has thrived.

[Zoom continues, getting closer and closer, accelerating. Focus is on Africa. Dramatic documentary music plays.]

Narrator: For eons upon eons, microbes and plants and animals have grown, rooted, grazed, run, consumed… and reproduced.

[View comes to a sudden stop: Two zebras are humping furiously, the balls of the one on top swinging back and forth. Rotate and zoom on a back view, lowering, picture is from between the pair’s legs looking up to view the equine cock pounding in and out of the dripping black zebra snatch. Rhythm becomes uneven. Background music acquires a slight strip-club beat.]

Narrator: Reproduction is central to all life. And one of the most successful forms of reproduction is sexual.

[Loud whinnies signal the zebra’s orgasm, cock spasming. After the pulsing loads of cum stop, he pulls back out. A glob of semen falls from the female’s vulva to splatter on the camera lens, then fades from view, leaving a closeup of the quivering pussy lips. Overlays appear on picture, one after another, of multiple earth species fucking each other.]

Narrator: Sexual reproduction allows the strongest genes to be mixed, shuffled, and passed on to the next generation.

[Transparent overlays continue to appear one after another, most of them extremely lewd. Through them is visible the original view of the zebra snatch, then a pair of balls as the male takes another turn. It turns transparent too, and the underlying view zooms out along the same path it zoomed in. This time the shot of planet earth is mildly obscured by a grid of transparent views of animals getting it on.]

Narrator: Sex itself can also serve social purposes, building bonds and ties even in the absence of reproduction.

[Some of the new views include pairs or trios of the same sex, or engaging in oral or, in one case, anal sex}

Narrator: And with the invention of the star drive and the discovery of new life-bearing planets, we know that sex… Finds a way.

[The sub-views of animals flick and change one after another to unfamiliar shapes. Sucking, licking, humping, thrusting, and cuddling in a myriad of forms, too many and too fast to make out clearly. Every panel over the planet changes slightly, some shifting color drastically so that the overall picture is of a patchwork planet composed of individual shots of parts of different planets.]

Narrator: Now, we can view, examine, and learn from the sexual practices of hundreds of thousands of new species. Many of them copulate in ways unseen on earth. Watch every detail of these fascinating scientific discoveries, both inside and out, through advanced imaging technology, here on… KINK PLANET!

[Rest of dramatic instrumental theme music plays while images of strange bodies pressed against each other flash by too fast to make out details. End of intro sequence.]