\n\t\t\t\t\tFaroreNightclaw to celebrate 35 years of fapping to furry snuff -- I got started with this sequence from the Marshall Rogers story Entropics in the May 1979 issue of Heavy Metal.So in this installment of the fourth series of his interplanetary nature documentaries, a certain rat has enlisted a cute young cat girl called Mrynna to be his assistant, chiefly on the strength of her tendency to forget to put her vest on; they've gone to the desert planet of Omicron Cygni A284-F, a quite pleasant place though the hydrogen sulfide in the air tends to give you a headache if you don't keep your helmet on, to look for the mythical 13-armed plush monster.
Consistent with the centuries-old format of these things, it's only after the third commercial break that the pair find a suspiciously coloured rock, Mrynna posing beside it to show the size. But when she knocks on it to see if it's hollow, the fun starts.
Mrynnas opinion of the creature will have seemed to evolve over the span of a few minutes:
- Mmm, cute and cuddly.
- He's a bit eager, isn't he?
- But I liked those shorts!
- Oh... ah, that's not bad, actually.
- Careful of that hel... shit what a smell.
- You want that in my mmmglmph?
- Not so fucking deep! Get me out of this! [by communicator implant]
- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING? [by communicator implant]
- crunch squelch
However, at this point Mrynna stopped having opinions, so of course there was no reason to stop filming before the fake rock closed over her and the tentacles. Coming back the next day, a little new-looking pile of pale white dust beside the rock turned out to contain Mrynna's rings and the buttons from her shorts.