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First his little sister was all upset that her friend had stopped replying to her on SnapChat.
And then his mother made an unguarded comment about a name that was suddenly gone from the address list of his sister's 4th grade class.
Those were clues enough to send him rushing on his bike through the warm evening, shirtless, and to send his heart racing when he spotted one long leg hanging over the side of the wire cage -- limp now, the legs that were so distracting when the classmates were piled watching cartoons, and the little chest bumps under the training bra that were naked and squeezable now.
It didn't matter that he'd never been with a girl before, by the time he had her positioned he was hard as rock; and it didn't matter that she was already used, the slickness only made her easier to enter.
As he started enjoying himself, he remembered that his sister had been invited to the girl's eleventh birthday next week. Perhaps he shouldn't show her the pictures...

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