Leo cumz and Bunny bunz: Part One - KSimba ------------------------------------------- Okay so the whole thing was accidental. It's like those bets u make with ur friends, but u both know its just a joke so it won't happen, well in this case it did. And wow!... Disclaimer. Any resemblance to characters living, dead or fictional, actual places, products, firms, films, organizations or other entities is purely coincidental. Except Conker's Bad Fur Day, My Name is Earl, the Lion King and Jim's Avatar, those were just fan references/homage because I love them and they are part of my childhood. It all happened about 1 week ago, but started 2 weeks ago when I was supposed to take my mate to a ValiDay's movie. It was also our 1 month Ani, so things were gna be extra special. Lions aren't supposed to be commited and romantic, but I was gna show 'em how it's done. I had everything ready, the rose petal covered seat, the extra stringy pizza, the flowers in her house for when she went in, and breath freshening chewing gum for when I 'dropped her off'. She was coming back from a family vacation to the inland to see her (huge) lion family for a change. And I took advantage of the time apart to make the best Vali-Versary she'd ever had. Her best friend was to meet her at the airport and take her to se a new top she found in a boutique. 'Unfortunately' the boutique would be closed so they'd have to go c a movie to pass the time. I knew the boutique would be closed on Fridays, but she didn't haha, so it was gna work. Was gonna. The plan was to have her walk in and sit while her friend got the popcorm, her seat would be next to me and I'd surprise her with a kiss, the petals, and my charming good looks. So the trailers started and I was running the scene through my mind; walk in, slide past, sit down, plant a wet one! The second trailer had just finished and I was gettin nervous, worried and hungry (And not becoz they're making a Furry Movie 4). Then just as I was about to take my phone out and sms her friend, the third trailer started, and I was hooked by it's contents; A squirrel with a cyan hoodie and sneakers to match, jumped from a behind a platform, tail following and trademark fur-buldge jiggling. He took a frying pan out from behind him and smashed a key that was hopping away, as he picked it up he said "Damn It's been a long time!". I was spazzing out in my mind, Conker's Bad Fur Day movie!? Booyah! That squirrell was to blame(thank) for how I turned out. Back to reality - My phone was vibing! Nads! She's on her way! I sat back, checked my breath, adjusted my clothes, puffed the rose petals and sat ready. A tense minute passed and a silhouette blocked passed view. Here we go. When I felt the seat move, I extended a arm around the back of the head rest and hooked my prey, planting a wet, tounge filled kiss into a pair of unfamiliar lips. Rough lips. Thick fur. Strong scent. Oh shit. I oppened my eyes and saw a familiar pair of eyes. But not those of my Lioness mate. They belonged to the popcorn boy who was in on the whole thing. The bear pulled back and a single string of saliva connected our muzzles. Oh boy. What now? Stay cool. "Well babe, you sure gained some weight hehe". His face was blank. He came to tell me that she didn't show, and that her friend was waiting outside. I wasn't sure if I should feel let down or embarresed, or both. I walked out the cinema hall and just like the popcorn panda had said, there her friend was standing, with a appologetic look on her face. Ah crap. Let's hear it. She only said hi, then told me to go to her FurBook page. "Aaah! I love you sooo much! R <3 P!!" with 3 likes. WTF!? I recited every swear and curse I had in my vocabulary, and then some in Na'vi. Her friend just stood a few steps back giggeling, but when I whipped my head to her direction, she threw a poker face. Oh man... this sucks, and to make things worse, just a day ago her status was "C <3 P Forever!!", what happened. I jumped back to the now when her friend tapped me on the shoulder, and I found myself several yards away from where we were standing. "Hey? Hey are you alright?". The words seemed distant, but her voice rang like a bell. I was like "What?". "I said are you alright?" she stood closer and looked me in the eyes. "You kinda spazzed out for a moment." "Oh, right, sorry. Man-o-man this sucks." My head was facing downwards, but my mind was back at my house, when we last spoke. I snapped back to the mall again when I felt a pair of nimble hands was picking at my butt!? "Oh? Sorry! Haha!" She was slightly bent behind me with hands like claws behind my rear. "You had some rose petals stuck to your butt." I turned my head to see, and I saw a dozen or more petals on the ground behind me, but no more on my butt. "Your butt is so bubbly! Like a fat kid's! CHAA!" She roared as her fingers dug into my baggy pants and rump. "Yo! Woah now? Haha." I didn't know how to respond, as I have only just met her, we made all the arrangments via phone. "Um, nice hands er??" "Oh sorry, I'm Karyll, but my friend's call me K, you are obviously Calvin." She said looking me over. "Oh hey Kar- K, Yeah I'm Calvin, but my friends call me Simba, I know... it's a lion, joke, thing." Karyll's eyes jumped to my left, then she said "Wait one sec..." she was gone for about a second. "Oh noes, what to do with this nice pizza??" I couldn't quite figure if she was just being insensitive or trying to cheer me up, but a smile did creep over my face. I had almost forgotten about the pizza I pre-ordered. What a waste of a good night. Or was it? "Hey, what are you doing after this? I wouldn't mind some company after this what happened." And maybe I can get some info on what the heck happened with Pix on her vacation. "Sure! My night's spoiled anyway with ms.Oh-I-love-mr.Biker ditching me -you -us. You know." She said while walking ahead to a table. I picked up some petals and dropped them over her head. She just laughed as her long ears swished them away. - - - "So she met this track-racer guy on a beach at sunset? What the heck! That's so corny! Wasn't my biking enough for her?" "Wanna hear corny? How's this, he stacked 'Will you go out with me' in sea-shells on the beach." She put her finger in her throat. "Well, whatever, been there done that." Can't blame the guy too much, he's got style, even if it's MY style. "Pansy." "Hahaha." She took the second last slice of pizza, long strings trailing over the box. "So... are you okay?" I took a moment to think over what happened just 2 hours ago. I planned the perfect ValiVersary night for me and my Leonine mate of 1 year. She doesn't show up and I get dumped via Furbook. "Well, I don't really know. I guess Karma is giving me a kick in the keister. I mean, I've always been going for random girls and dumped them for the next one just when they wanted to get serious, so yeah, I'm being punished. I gotta change." Kay looked at me with that poker-slash-elevator-music face, then said; "Wow, this is a nice soul baring moment Earl, how's the list going?" Haha, she's sharp. I did my best Jason-Lee-Earl impression using a long piece of mane. Inclining my head before I talk "Well you see Joy, It's not my call, when Karma's ready, I'll get my reward" Twitch-twitch. She just laughed and checked her phone, Well could'nt expect her to stay all night, the evening wasn't getting any lighter. "You wanna... ?" she said while pointing down. I was like What!? Until I started thinking with the right head. "Oh sure, sorry." And I picked up the last slice of pizza. Yep, Calvin, you're in denial, tryin' to see oppertunity just to take your mind off of reality. - - - I dumped the box in a nearby litter-basket and we walked to the center cross. "Well, thanks for, you know, for keeping me company through this... strange night evening." "No problem," she said "I would have only had work waiting at home anyway, so thank you too." We split up at the cross. Walking to our seperate parking spots. Well I didn't expect that, that night. Even as I got into the elevator halfway across the center cross and started going down to the lower parking lott on the eastern side, I didn't expect to see her in the elevator on the other side of the cross going down to the western side lower parking lott. She just laughed and waved at me,even shaking her ears with the frantic movement. I was also waving my ex-rose butt off. My elevator was moving a hint faster, so I reached the bottom first and started walking to my bike. It didn't matter which elevator I used, as my bike was parket in the middle of the eastern and western lotts. I took my helmet out of the locker and slammed the door shut with some of my bottled up anger from today, only to see K walking towards me from the western elevator. I was like what the heck. Then she turned away after throwing a glance, towards her car, which happned to be parked right across my bike in the middle of the eastern and western lotts. The thought of it being coincidence was strong, but hey, that day the parking was full except for the middle part, so yeah. We drove side by side towards the toll-gate and slid our tickets, the booms lifted and we were off in the sharp fork of the highway. I was silently hoping for another coincidence, but nah, didn't happen. So that was the establishing night. - - - End part one.