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Merks without CHRISTMAS TREE!? This would NEVER do!! Not if HE had anything to say about it!
SO one day a strange flyer appeared in the largest Merk outposts telling them of an area in DEADLAND where there were THE most BEAUTIFUL CHRISTMAS TREES IN THE WORLD*WORLD was underlined three times!!* It was almost TOO GOOD to be true!
Well with the easy to follow directions the Merks managed to find there way there and sure enough, TREES. BIG FULL GREEN CHRISTMAS TREES! There was even a sign saying they were FREE!!  The Merks grabbed their chainsaws, axes and shovels and ran right in, ignoring some of the smarter Merks who looked at the sign a little more closely and noticed that it had been cleverly modified to hide something! Sadly their warning came too late and soon the air was filled with screams of pain and horror as the would be Lumberjacks realized these were deadly CARNIVOROUS TREES! Within minuets the entire 25 person team was devoured and the ground cleaned of any telltale signs of "feasts", ready for the next group, which appeared only 1 hour later.
Meanwhile Toxy and his friends brought several boxes of blankets, clothing, electronics and money to Santa and The Krampus to delver to the Fringers on Christmas Day. :D

From all the boys at DEADLAND A Merry Christmas to you and your families! :D

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