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It was only a short 100 mile walk and they were glad to help. Well, mostly it was Kevin and Snowly. Sandy, it seems, had been watching \"Dr. Strangelove\" with Bop, Shebop,Slash, Burn and Emyli and had absolutely become Slim Pickens biggest fan. SO....yeah! :D \n\nSnowy annoyed with Sandy's antics only because he keeps unbalancing the bomb and threatening to rocking out of the boys hands, \n\nKevin is amused at the little squirrel and how much fun he's having, \n\nAnd Toxy is just happy he's got a new toy to set off for New Years! :D \n\nToxy,Snowy,Sandy, Emyli,Bop, Shebop,Slash and Burn,\"Blue Bennie\" DEADLAND all art and story are c. 2015 @KNIFE\n\nKevin is quite understandably owned by @KevinSnowpaw\n\n\"Dr.Strangelove (or how I learned to stopped worrying and loved the bomb)\" c. Stanley Kubrick\n\nThe background is a photo I found until I can put a better one in. :) ", "description_bbcode_parsed": "Yep, even in DEADLAND there are BLACK FRIDAY SALES!
Normally Toxy has no need to care, cause he can pretty much scrounge what he needs. Some things however are hard to come by even if they're pretty common and once in a while someone has something that just can't be passed up. Such was the case when "Honest John's QUALITY Nuclear weapons" had a sudden arrival of "Mid Yield Thermonuclear Devices" salvaged from old crashed bombers from "The Cleansing!". These are extra special because they were picked up almost immediately when the bombers went down and were never armed hence they're still in working order and can be set off with a min of repair work. Plus they're extremely reliable! The reason they're so rare is that they were stored in New Europe and out of his reach. But when a new batch of "Blue Bennies" came on the marked Toxy knew he had to have one. And of course he went to Honest Johns because he only dealt in the best and his Black Friday Deals were second to none!

SO after getting a REALLY good deal on an almost pristine 50MEG "Pluto" Toxy got Snowy Kevin and Sandy to help him get it home. It was only a short 100 mile walk and they were glad to help. Well, mostly it was Kevin and Snowly. Sandy, it seems, had been watching "Dr. Strangelove" with Bop, Shebop,Slash, Burn and Emyli and had absolutely become Slim Pickens biggest fan. SO....yeah!  :D

Snowy annoyed with Sandy's antics only because he keeps unbalancing the bomb and threatening to rocking out of the boys hands,

Kevin is amused at the little squirrel and how much fun he's having,

And Toxy is just happy he's got a new toy to set off for New Years! :D

Toxy,Snowy,Sandy, Emyli,Bop, Shebop,Slash and Burn,"Blue Bennie" DEADLAND all art and story are  c. 2015 \r\n\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t
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Kevin is quite understandably owned by \r\n\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t
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"Dr.Strangelove (or how I learned to stopped worrying and loved the bomb)"  c. Stanley Kubrick

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