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Make use of it cause it's the last time and place you'll be ABLE to rest as once you start up the \"STAIRWAY TO NOWHERE\" (6) you're committed *or should be* to the end goal!\nAt the top of the Stairway is a small platform right under \"THE STINGER\"(7) an outcropping of rock that drips acid and poison onto anyone who dwells there longer than 3 min which is barely enough time to orientate yourself to the SECOND Stairway to Nowhere and the platform under THE HANGING StEEL (8) metal filaments that you must climb under 20 min to avoid being hit with 10,000 volts by THE CLAW OF HAPPIENESS! If you manage to make it to THE FINAL PLATFORM (9) you're almost there! Just climb over the razor sharp electrified spikes at the far end (10) and grab the rope attached to THE WEDGE,(11) perch yourself carefully on it's also razor sharp edge and jump for the final rope hanging from Sandy's throne (12). Word of warning, do not stand too long on The Wedge or you'll end up with no feet or if you slip a SPLITTING Headache that affects your whole BODY!! :D \n\n\nOne last thing : These directions are ONLY for GETTING to Sandy's Thorne! How you get BACK is YOUR problem!!!!! ;D\n\nHappy colored egg day (Easter) to everyone. :) \n\n\nSandy, D.E.B. Slash, Burn, Timmy, all art and story are c. 2021 @KNIFE", "description_bbcode_parsed": "D.E.B. was busy this Easter but promised he'd join everyone after he was done so Slash Burn and Timmy decided to "DO THE RIGHT THING" and help by giving away Easter Eggs to the MERCS and Bounty Hunters this year! They even made it a "GAME!!" with Sandy as the "Easter Bunny"!  Needless to say the response was impressive though sadly no one managed to get any """""""EASTER EGGS""""""" from the Scary 4, though in hindsight that might have been a good thing cause those eggs were...well...DEADLAND eggs!! :D

The attempts to GET the eggs MORE than made up for the """""FUN"""" they would have caused and Slash Burn Timmy and Sandy deemed the entire endeavor a rousing success!!!

Sargent Church well...it was just another day for him. :)


 HOW TO GET YOUR EASTER EGG!!

After being teleported to the STARTING PLATFORM (1) you climb down 300' feet of rickety steps to the second platform (2) and walk another 500' along the side of the sheer cliff over the "BURNING PIT OF HELL" (3) to the third platform and the SHEER SPAN that's only 5" wide (4) and covered with TICKLE WORMS that burrow into your footwear and tickle you mercilessly until you *MAYBE* get to the other side and the 30' face climb to the "REST AREA" (5). Make use of it cause it's the last time and place you'll be ABLE to rest as once you start up the "STAIRWAY TO NOWHERE" (6) you're committed *or should be* to the end goal!
At the top of the Stairway is a small platform right under "THE STINGER"(7) an outcropping of rock that drips acid and poison onto anyone who dwells there longer than 3 min which is barely enough time to orientate yourself to the SECOND Stairway to Nowhere and the platform under THE HANGING StEEL (8) metal filaments that you must climb under 20 min to avoid being hit with 10,000 volts by THE CLAW OF HAPPIENESS! If you manage to make it to THE FINAL PLATFORM (9) you're almost there! Just climb over the razor sharp electrified spikes at the far end (10) and grab the rope attached to THE WEDGE,(11) perch yourself carefully on it's also razor sharp edge and jump for the final rope hanging from Sandy's throne (12). Word of warning, do not stand too long on The Wedge or you'll end up with no feet or if you slip a SPLITTING Headache that affects your whole BODY!! :D


One last thing : These directions are ONLY for GETTING to Sandy's Thorne!  How you get BACK is YOUR problem!!!!! ;D

Happy colored egg day (Easter) to everyone. :)


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