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secret room in his bunker wrapped in oiled cloth and only fired ONCE!!! in it's 500 years of existence! Toxy and Kevin found it (well actually Kevin found it while hiding out from a Valentine's day) but didn't really know what to do with it until Trevor mentioned he loved old firearms especially old submachine guns. So when Kevin told Toxy about it he knew just who should be it's new owner. To say Trevor was happy would be like saying Sandy is flighty and scary!! Needless to say THAT Christmas Trevor made out like a bandit. He not only got the Thompson from Kevin and about half a million round of pristine ammo but a Hand Made \"Now I have A Machine Gun\" sweatshirt from Toxy and an amazingly almost pristine \"Die Hard\" poster! \n\nTrevor spent the rest of his Christmas playing \"Cop and Terrorist\" with the MERKS and Bounty Hunters in the area and had..no pun intended...A BLAST!! :D\n\nCelebrating not only the 40th Anniversary of one of the BEST Christmas movies of ALL time but the 200th Birthday of the Thompson Submachine Gun!! (cue Foggy Mt. Breakdown!)\n\nAnd just for shits and grins..go cue up Bullitt (at 50 this year!!) and watch the iconic chase listening to Foggy Mt. Breakdown (which will be 70 in a little over one week as of this writing)!!! \n\nOr just have a Merry Christmas! :D\n\nDEADLAND, Toxy Snowy, Sandy,all art and stories and silly anniversary info nonsense c. 2018 @KNIFE\n\nTrevor is owned and created by @Bartaugh (Merry Christmas :D )\n\nKevin Snowpaw will always be @KevinSnowpaw\n\nThompson sub machine gun c. 2018 John T. Thompson\n\nBullitt c. 2018 Warner Bros. \n\nDie Hard c. 2018 Gorden Co. Silver Pictures and Fox Distribution\n\nWHOOPS! Forgot\n\nFoggy Mt. Breakdown c. 2018 Earl Scruggs", "description_bbcode_parsed": "Trevor Has A Machine Gun!!
And not just ANY machine gun but an actual origional Thompson SubMachine Gun that was lovingly preserved by a collector who stored it in a secret room in his bunker wrapped in oiled cloth and only fired ONCE!!! in it's 500 years of existence! Toxy and Kevin found it (well actually Kevin found it while hiding out from a Valentine's day) but didn't really know what to do with it until Trevor mentioned he loved old firearms especially old submachine guns. So when Kevin told Toxy about it he knew just who should be it's new owner. To say Trevor was happy would be like saying Sandy is flighty and scary!! Needless to say THAT Christmas Trevor made out like a bandit. He not only got the Thompson from Kevin and about half a million round of pristine ammo but a Hand Made "Now I have A Machine Gun" sweatshirt from Toxy and an amazingly almost pristine "Die Hard" poster!  

Trevor spent the rest of his Christmas playing "Cop and Terrorist" with the MERKS and Bounty Hunters in the area and had..no pun intended...A BLAST!! :D

Celebrating not only the 40th Anniversary of one of the BEST Christmas movies of ALL time but the 200th Birthday of the Thompson Submachine Gun!!  (cue Foggy Mt. Breakdown!)

And just for shits and grins..go cue up Bullitt (at 50 this year!!) and watch the iconic chase listening to Foggy Mt. Breakdown (which will be 70 in a little over one week as of this writing)!!!

Or just have a Merry Christmas! :D

DEADLAND, Toxy Snowy, Sandy,all art and stories and silly anniversary info nonsense  c. 2018 \r\n\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t
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Trevor is owned and created by \r\n\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t
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(Merry Christmas :D )

Kevin Snowpaw will always be \r\n\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t
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Thompson sub machine gun c. 2018 John T. Thompson

Bullitt  c. 2018 Warner Bros.

Die Hard  c. 2018  Gorden Co. Silver Pictures and Fox Distribution

WHOOPS!  Forgot

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