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Users at the 6.5 mile mark have reported hearing screams and howls of unimagined pain and suffering and reported seeing strange terrifying winged creatures that seem to fly directly at them only to veer off at the last second and disappear in the shadows. Tour goers are cautioned to spend no more than 5 minuets total in lest they incur substantial mental scaring. \"\n\nUPDATE : \n \"Untill further notice The Gates of Hell are closed. Tour goers are advised NOT to heed the rumors of the little squirrel boy Sandy standing at the entrance and turning you away \"for your own good!\" as these rumors have already sparked a sharp upturn in attempts to reach The Gates with a subsequent matching death toll. Armed patrols have been increased in that area to discourage Tour Goers from attempting to penetrate The Garden of Eden to get to The Gates. Any questions should be directed to the appropriate forum. Thank you.\"\n\nThe following three questions were taken from a top secret conversation between Tango Alpha Command and SynnGynn on (REDACTED).\n\nSYNNGYNN : Is it true that the screams of agony and suffering have been replaced with the shouts of what seem to be workers and foremen, like those of a construction site? And that two new messages have appeared at the entrance that read \"Temporally closed for repairs\" and \"We apologize for any inconvenience\"??!!?\nTAC : That has been confirmed yes. And those messages appear to be in whatever language the viewer is most comfortable reading.\n\nSYNNGYNN : What about the rumors that the demons and creatures are wearing working cloths and hard hats and that you can also hear heavy machinery in the pit. \nTAC : That too has been confirmed.\n\nSYNNGYNN : Does anyone have any idea just what happened? \nANSWER : We have no answer to that at all. The closest we can come get..and this is TOTALLY SPECULATION, is the phrase that one merc reportedly saw on the t-shirt Sandy was wearing : \"Born to RAZE Hell!\" \n\nSYNNGYNN : Jesus (REDACTED). Very well. Maintain the hard parameter and keep us posted. SYNNGYNN : (REDACTED) out.\nTAC : (REDACTED) out.\n\nI had fun doing this. :D\n ", "description_bbcode_parsed": "From the online DEADLAND TOUR website :

"Just discovered in the center of one of the most popular attractions on the DEADLAND TOUR is the amazing and truly horrific Gates of Hell! Situated in the middle of the Garden of Eden the Gates are accessible through Mt. Airarat through a long tunnel that is several miles longer than the total length of the mountain. At the end of the tunnel is a long set of stairs that proceed up for another dozen or so miles higher than the mt would allow until the tour goer is standing at the beginning of a 7(seven) mile long stone bridge or walkway. This walkway leads directly to the Gates of Hell itself though the tour goer is advised to  not pass over the 6 and one half mark. Going past that mark to the end and peering over into the flaming abyss (with recorded temps reaching well over 100,000 C though no heat is perceived until close to the very end) will cause either total and irreversible madness or have the tour goer fall into the pit never to be seen again.  Users at the 6.5 mile mark have reported hearing screams and howls of unimagined pain and suffering and reported seeing strange terrifying winged creatures that seem to fly directly at them only to veer off at the last second and disappear in the shadows. Tour goers are cautioned to spend no more than 5 minuets total in lest they incur substantial mental scaring. "

UPDATE :
  "Untill further notice The Gates of Hell are closed. Tour goers are advised NOT to heed the rumors of the little squirrel boy Sandy standing at the entrance and  turning you away "for your own good!" as these rumors have already sparked a sharp upturn in attempts to reach The Gates with a subsequent matching death toll. Armed patrols have been increased in that area to discourage Tour Goers from attempting to penetrate The Garden of Eden to get to The Gates.  Any questions should be directed to the appropriate forum.  Thank you."

The following three questions were taken from a top secret conversation between Tango Alpha Command and SynnGynn on (REDACTED).

SYNNGYNN : Is it true that the screams of agony and suffering have been replaced with the shouts of what seem to be workers and foremen, like those of a construction site?  And that two new messages have appeared at the entrance that read "Temporally closed for repairs" and "We apologize for any inconvenience"??!!?
TAC : That has been confirmed yes. And those messages appear to be in whatever language the viewer is most comfortable reading.

SYNNGYNN : What about the rumors that the demons and creatures are wearing working cloths and hard hats and that you can also hear heavy machinery in the pit.
TAC : That too has been confirmed.

SYNNGYNN : Does anyone have any idea just what happened?
ANSWER : We have no answer to that at all. The closest we can come get..and this is TOTALLY SPECULATION, is the phrase that one merc reportedly saw on the t-shirt Sandy was wearing : "Born to RAZE Hell!"  

SYNNGYNN : Jesus  (REDACTED). Very well. Maintain the hard parameter and keep us posted. SYNNGYNN : (REDACTED) out.
TAC : (REDACTED) out.

I had fun doing this. :D
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