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when, over the course of several hundred years NOT ONE person who's jumped from it's wind blasted top as ever lived no matter what they used to try to slow their decent. It also doesn't help that at the bottom is a mile wide moat of boiling toxic sludge that emits fumes powerful enough to corrode most anything that comes within 100 yards of it. Still there are a never ending stream of \"jackasses\" who want to be the first to survive the FIVE MILE DIE as it's also known. Barriers and warning signs were erected at the base around the sludge moat and at the top but of course they're routinely ignored, and to quote a merk assigned to 'guard' it \"not a single fuck was given!\"\n\nNaturally when Toxy found out about it it quickly became one of his absolute favorite places to hang out and enjoy, with Sandy Snowy and Kevin happily taking the five mile drop with him as easily as normal boys enjoy a dive into the local swim'n hole. (considering he does it during the height of the 'tourist season' and has been accused of \"inadvertently\" encouraging others to do what he does....well....he doesn't really care. :D )\n\nOn this particular occasion he was very happy to find a National Lampoon's VACATION 30th Anniversary T-shirt ( it being one of his all time FAVORITE movies ) and a VERY VERY illegal DEADLAND \"Wish you were here!\" postcard which he claimed when their owner bobbed to the surface of the sludge as a selection of bleached bones, having misjudged the winds around Five Mile High by several knots. \n\nSO..on this the 30th anniversary of NL's VACATION have a tasty Dog Pee sandwich as you go Dance'n Dance'n Dance'n 'cross the USA!! \n\nKevin is owned and operated by @KevinSnowpaw\n\nToxy Snowy Sandy DEADLAND and all art and story are owned and c 2013 @KNIFE ME!", "description_bbcode_parsed": " One of the most unusual natural structures in DEADLAND is a mile wide five mile high tower of rock and steel formed during "The Cleansing" dubbed by "tourists"as "The Five Mile High!"  It's popularity and legendary status was assured when, over the course of several hundred years NOT ONE person who's jumped from it's wind blasted top as ever lived no matter what they used to try to slow their decent. It also doesn't help that at the bottom is a mile wide moat of boiling toxic sludge that emits fumes powerful enough to corrode most anything that comes within 100 yards of it. Still there are a never ending stream of "jackasses" who want to be the first to survive the FIVE MILE DIE as it's also known. Barriers and warning signs were erected at the base around the sludge moat and at the top but of course they're routinely ignored, and to quote a merk assigned to 'guard' it "not a single fuck was given!"

Naturally when Toxy found out about it it quickly became one of his absolute favorite places to hang out and enjoy, with Sandy Snowy and Kevin happily taking the five mile drop with him as easily as normal boys enjoy a dive into the local swim'n hole. (considering he does it during the height of the 'tourist season' and has been accused of "inadvertently" encouraging others to do what he does....well....he doesn't really care. :D )

On this particular occasion he was very happy to find a National Lampoon's VACATION 30th Anniversary T-shirt ( it being one of his all time FAVORITE movies ) and a VERY VERY illegal DEADLAND "Wish you were here!" postcard which he claimed when their owner bobbed to the surface of the sludge as a selection of bleached bones, having misjudged the winds around Five Mile High by several knots.

SO..on this the 30th anniversary of NL's VACATION have a tasty Dog Pee sandwich as you go Dance'n Dance'n Dance'n 'cross the USA!!

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