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He likes it because he gets to check out any new faces coming to our dimension for the first time, and help any of them looking for The Hut to find there way there. \n\nOf course being one of Toxy's 'Gang' guarantees that you're gonna be targeted for MUCH unwanted attention by MERKS, and especially stupid tourists who just LOVE to find new ways to hurt or kill themselves in DEADLAND. One of the new ways is called \"Pinch_the_Bunny's_Nipples!\", a variation on the old 'game' or poking a caged wild animal till it gets enraged and flings itself at you over and over again in it's cage. The second part of this game is where the cage door is \"\"\"\"\"ACCIDENTALLY\"\"\"\"\" left open and much MORE fun ensues!\nIn THIS instance, stupid people will try to sneek up on Jake while he's relaxing or dozing and try to pinch either one of his nipples or the tip of his penis then run like all the demons of hell were after them. Truthfully those that do WISH that was all that was following them when he catches them. The LUCKY ones usually leave with two or more limbs gone and several internal organs not functioning. It should also be noted that those wanting to TRY this game usually spend up to 1,000,000. for various enviosuits and bribes to get as close to the Stairway as they need to be, and can only stay where Jake usually is no more than 30 min before they're literally baked alive in their suit. Jake as put up NUMEROUS warnings but it seems stupid people can't or won't read so the game continues. And probably will as long as there's money to be made and stupid people to part with it. :D \n\nA silly little story for one of my 'older' boys. Think of him as Ted from \"Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure\" meets The Big Lebowski as far as layed back goes. :D\n\nJake, DEADLAND, Toxy. The Slut Hut, The Hut, The Stairway to Hell, Ma Ma Bell, Sandy, all art and story are c. 2017 @KNIFE ", "description_bbcode_parsed": "This is Jake. He's the 'Behind-the-Scenes' Jack-of-all-Trades at The Slut Hut and one of Ma Ma Bells bodyguards when he's not working. He's usually too busy to talk but he always as a smile and a greeting for anyone who says Hi to him and is never to busy to help one of the patrons of The Hut with whatever they need. He especially takes good care of Toxy's Gang and especially Sandy, often times helping baby sit him when the others are off doing other things.
When he's not at The Hut he's relaxing at one of his favorite places on DEADLAND, especially the Stairway to Hell, a 2 mile wide 5 mile high column of radioactive flaming plasma that bridges our world and one that looks a LOT like Hell. He likes it because he gets to check out any new faces coming to our dimension for the first time, and help any of them looking for The Hut to find there way there.

Of course being one of Toxy's 'Gang' guarantees that you're gonna be targeted for MUCH unwanted attention by MERKS, and especially stupid tourists who just LOVE to find new ways to hurt or kill themselves in DEADLAND. One of the new ways is called "Pinch_the_Bunny's_Nipples!", a variation on the old 'game' or poking a caged wild animal till it gets enraged and flings itself at you over and over again in it's cage. The second part of this game is where the cage door is """""ACCIDENTALLY""""" left open and much MORE fun ensues!
In THIS instance, stupid people will try to sneek up on Jake while he's relaxing or dozing and try to pinch either one of his nipples or the tip of his penis then run like all the demons of hell were after them. Truthfully those that do WISH that was all that was following them when he catches them. The LUCKY ones usually leave with two or more limbs gone and several internal organs not functioning.  It should also be noted that those wanting to TRY this game usually spend up to 1,000,000. for various enviosuits and bribes to get as close to the Stairway as they need to be, and can only stay where Jake usually is no more than 30 min before they're literally baked alive in their suit. Jake as put up NUMEROUS warnings but it seems stupid people can't or won't read so the game continues. And probably will as long as there's money to be made and stupid people to part with it. :D

A silly little story for one of my 'older' boys. Think of him as Ted from "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure"  meets The Big Lebowski as far as layed back goes. :D

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