"Ya those are Kevlarweave Titanium restraints bolted to a harden blastproof wall. They're made to hold a Cloverfield lvl monster!
*blink* YOU CHAINED SANDY, SANDY!!, UP TO A WALL?!! ARE YOU OUT OF WHAT LITTLE OF YOUR FUCKING MINDS YOU HAVE LEFT!??!!!! (face palm!)
[pause]
"Take me to him! NOW"
"Sure thing sarg."
"Ya no problem. He's down here."
[walking down a long tunnel]
"Ok..tell me, how did you catch him"
(snicker) "He was asleep in the cave so we just picked him up and locked him to the restraints. The ones you used to hold that fucking Nemesis thing we found a few months back. They held THAT think so we figured they should be MORE than able to hold a little kid like him!"
"Ya I mean common. He's just a cute little squirrel boy with a HUGE shalong. How scary is THAT!"
[the sarg stops] Did either of you two morons..do..anything to him while he was asleep?"
[the two merks look at each other and one giggles] "uh...maybe?"
[silent pause]"Tell me."
[the two merks look at each other again as a soft rumble starts to shake the tunnel] "well...I MIGHT have..sucked him a little..."
"And I MIGHT have put my cock in him..just a little!"
"(softly)sweet jesus!" (The Sarg raises his AK-94 at the two merks and is about to pull the trigger when the entire mt. starts to shake violently and a loud roaring comes from the far end where a bright light suddenly appear)"COMMON!"(The three run down to the far end where the roaring is turning into a howl of rage and the shaking is starting to bring down huge chunks of the tunnel and cave. The sarg looks in quickly then pushes the other two violently in front of him)"!!!!RUN!!!!!" (They make it out of the tunnel just as the entire mt collapses on itself and a huge blast of flame and smoke fill the night air. They slowly get to their feet, dust themselves off and survey the destroyed mt)"You two fuckheads just lost us 10 MILLION dollars!" (The two merks look dejected then one says brightly)"ya but we still had fun." "And he's not gonna get out of THAT for a good while"[snicker] (The sarg shakes his head and they all turn to start back to their base camp when a small VERY VERY angry little squirrel is RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM, eyes glowing bright red and a very animistic snarl on his cute face. The sarg steps away from them and walks wide around Sandy as he says"This one's ALLL yours boys!" and walks slowly away, turning up Buck Owens' "Buckaroo" to drown out the sounds of bones breaking, flesh tearing and screams of terror.))
Pretty much what the boys face ALL the time from the Merks in DEADLAND! At least the stupid ones! ;D
DEADLAND, Sandy, The Merks all art and story are c. 2016 \r\n\t\t\t\t\t
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