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Not so much the religious implications but \nbecause he gets to hand out tasty Easter \"Eggs\" to some of the annoying mercs \nthat keep bothering him and his friends. He takes it very seriously and only \ngives them eggs that will mean something. SO he's gathered up a nice iron skittle\nof dead Spotted Stembird eggs. These unfortunately are dead because the \nSpotted Stembird carries within it's reproductive organs a very very nasty parasite\nthat kills about half the young before they're even hatched. But the really neat thing\nabout this parasite is it lives in the egg for 4 days and causes the shell to be extremely fragile.\nSo fragile it will break if you even touch it. You REALLY have to know how to handle them because\nif they break they will release the parasite which will then attack the closest human (and ONLY human)\ntarget and inflict upon them the closest thing to an excruciatingly painful living death as can be\nimagined. It's so painful it causes it's victims seem to die,then rise and become screaming death machines...killing any one they see (think 28 Days Later). The only way to stop them is to burn them. Unfortunately this will cause the parasite to jump the dead victim and find another. It only happens twice so after the third time the parasite only kills it's victim and dies itself. \n\nHe figured it was an appropriate way to celebrate all things considered, and when he's done he invites you all to Oasis to join him in a TRADITIONAL celebration of spring. ;D \n\nHappy Easter Everyone. :) ", "description_bbcode_parsed": "  Easter is one of Toxy's favorite holidays to celebrate now that he
really knows what it's all about. Not so much the religious implications but
because he gets to hand out tasty Easter "Eggs" to some of the annoying mercs
that keep bothering him and his friends. He takes it very seriously and only
gives them eggs that will mean something. SO he's gathered up a nice iron skittle
of dead Spotted Stembird eggs. These unfortunately are dead because the
Spotted Stembird carries within it's reproductive organs a very very nasty parasite
that kills about half the young before they're even hatched. But the really neat thing
about this parasite is it lives in the egg for 4 days and causes the shell to be extremely fragile.
So fragile it will break if you even touch it. You REALLY have to know how to handle them because
if they break they will release the parasite which will then attack the closest human (and ONLY human)
target and inflict upon them the closest thing to an excruciatingly painful living death as can be
imagined. It's so painful it causes it's victims seem to die,then rise and become screaming death machines...killing any one they see (think 28 Days Later). The only way to stop them is to burn them.  Unfortunately this will cause the parasite to jump the dead victim and find another. It only happens twice so after the third time the parasite only kills it's victim and dies itself.

He figured it was an appropriate way to celebrate all things considered, and when he's done he invites you all to Oasis to join him in a TRADITIONAL celebration of spring.  ;D

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