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Then you wake up to find yourself strapped to a table, with a pair of huge buttocks, smooth as bowling balls, soft as pillows and the colour of a twilight sky, pressing insistently into the right side of your head.

You find, with a thrill of panic, that a second pair of buttocks, the same purplish colour as a plum, is slowly hotdogging your growing erection... not that you can see past the cheeks already taking up most of your view.

You look to your left, it being the only direction in your vision not filled with ass.

A third of these weird-yet-alluring alien creatures is there, wearing an open, white lab coat, and clutching a clipboard in one hand. He's a bright, neon, cotton-candy pink.

"Hey dude, you're awake!" He flashes a wide, friendly smile at you. He sounds young and, oddly, Californian. "Um, listen: I know we've totally kidnapped you and stuff, but we're not gonna, like, dissect or anything bogus like that."

"Eww, grody!" "Yeah, totally uncool." The other two agree.

The lab coat alien comes closer, and hunkers down a little, coming down to your level."So, we've been studying your awesome Earthling culture, and we found some radical notions in those 'alien invader' movies, like 'anal probing' and stuff!"

Instantly (and involuntarily), your ass clenches in terror, probably looks like a rabbit's nose, now.

This does not escape the aliens' notice. Mostly because your sudden movement has caused your rigid boner to bounce up into the cavernous crack of the alien that's still hotdogging you.

"Whoa-ho-ho, cool your jets, dude!" Lab Coat says. "It's not like that!, It's, uh..."

At this point, the alien produces a dauntingly big glass beaker from out of nowhere with his left hand and places it beside your head on the table. On the glass is a label, and on it, in thick, pink capital letters, it reads:"HUNKY EARTH MALE - SPERM SAMPLE"

"...it's the other way round."

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