“Thought I’d go for some of their world-famous breasts,” Derrick Haster replied, placing his menu flat on the table they were at and winking cheekily at his date. “They’re two-for-one tonight!”
“Oh, get a grip, will you?” The two-tailed vixen elbowed the green hedgehog in the ribs. But this didn’t seem to put a halt to his japery in the slightest.
“But Mileeeeeey,” Derrick pouted at her, before stealing a quick and laughably unsubtle glance at her chest. “I thought you didn’t want me to do that until after we had dinner!”
Tailsko sighed. What was it with her luck with hedgehogs? Sonic had never really had time for her, Scourge was a colossal dick (without the actual benefit of having a colossal dick), and Derrick here cracked jokes like a professional baker cracked eggs.
At least he was considerably more lovable than both Sonic and Scourge put together, Tailsko thought. And, though she’d never really admit it out loud to anyone, the sex they had was phenomenal…
“Look, here’s the other half of our date!” said Derrick.
Tailsko turned around in her seat to see two well-known celebrities walking towards their table.
International pop sensation Mina Mongoose was arm-in-arm with her equally well-known guitarist and lover KG, who was looking sharp in a James Bond-esque tuxedo and red bowtie.
“Mina!” Tailsko stood up to greet her friend with her arms open.
“Miley! You look great!” Mina opened her arms as well, and they rushed forward and embraced each other.
Mina was wearing a red qipao dress, emblazoned with a green dragon, twisting and snaking its way around the whole ensemble (KG liked to joke that the dragon was actually what he looked like without make-up on).
Tailsko, meanwhile, had a glittering, deep blue strapless dress on, as well as a similarly-coloured bowtie choker around her neck.
These pieces of clothing, while no doubt finely manufactured, were clearly not made for ladies with such devastatingly voluminous busts such as theirs, with Tailsko’s dress revealing double-digit inches of orange and white cleavage, and Mina’s qipao making her look like a serial watermelon thief.
As such, when they met, they could barely get within a foot of each other due to the epic collision of titflesh that subsequently happened at their meeting.
Derrick and KG’s salutations at their table beside them were noticeably more, well, masculine.
“Maaate!” came KG’s Scottish tones, as he high-fived Derrick loudly, the clapping sound echoing around the restaurant. “We’re both Sharp Dressed Men here the night, eh?”
“And we match, as well!” Derrick guffawed, sidling into the booth he and Tailsko had been sitting at beside the green python, whilst pointing out that he, too, was wearing a tuxedo with a red bowtie.
Both shaking their heads and smiling, Miley and Mina sat down beside their respective dates at the table.
What a sight was to be beheld, as both Mina and Tailsko rested their giant jugs on the table where they sat. Their massive mammaries spread out over the table’s surface, leaving barely a foot of available space to be seen. Where their food was going to go was anyone’s guess.
There was a moment of silence and mutual mastication as KG gazed upon Tailsko’s prodigious pillows, and Derrick stared at Mina’s huge hooters.
Then an idea entered KG’s head, and anyone who knew him would have been able to determine this by seeing his mouth curl into a cheeky smile, with his top lip rising up to show his teeth.
“Did the desserts come early?” he said. “Because oor table’s full of sweet treats!”
Mina sighed. Tailsko closed her eyes as though praying for strength. Derrick laughed, and KG reached over to fistbump him.
“You see what I have to deal with?” Mina said across the table to Tailsko.
“Same!” Tailsko laughed.
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