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"Mmm-mmm-hmrrgh!"

"Come on, Marine! Can't be a sailor if you don't get used to salty liquids!"

"Mrrh-mmhmm!"

"Oh, you're not enjoying it? Then how come you're sucking me off like a cheap, pre-teen prostitute? You can stop any time you want!"

"Rrgrrph!"

"What does me having both my hands on top of your head have anything to do with it?"

"Rrmgh-hrr-mmgph-nn-Brgph!"

"Hah! You'll get Blaze onto me? Yes, try defeating me with even BIGGER tits, that'll work!"

"Mrrrrghph!"

"Oh, open wide, Captain! Here comes the sperm whale-!"

"Nrrrrgph!"

BLOORT! BLPHT! SHPLOOORT!

"Aaah, God, I've been needing that since I first saw you... now bend over and we'll get properly started..."

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