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"writing": "Hat’s Off to You\nAuthored by Milkie\nA KG5000 commission\n\tCookie stared hungrily at the choices on the menu hanging high above and behind the counter at Jump Jack’s at the beach. The place was a bit busier than normal so she didn’t have time to draw out her decision. “I guess I’ll take a classic cheeseburger and some onion rings,” She said.\n\tJack, a big old bull with a knack for bar cooking, rang in Cookie’s order happily. “Sure thing little lady,” He said in his rough voice, then he turned and yelled, “CHEESE BURGER AND RINGS!”\n\tThe teenaged mouse stepped aside with her friend Percy, who drummed his fingers on the counter. His broad, flat noise was enjoying the smells of fryer grease and sizzling meats. He glanced down at his friend, his tail curling in idle interest. “Hey,” He said, “I heard there’s a magic show going on at the Apex tonight.”\n\tCookie had to raise her head pretty high to meet eyes with her monkey friend and his midnight black sideburns. “I don’t wanna go to that,” She said, blowing her bangs away from her glasses with a huff.\n\t“Why not?” Percy smiled.\n\t“What are you, ten?” Cookie shrugged with a little grin, “You know there’s no such thing as magic.”\n\tPercy’s heaping order of chili fries came on a red tray and a smothered ceramic plate accompanied by a big glass of soda. “[i]Dohohohoho[/i],” He exaggerated a snooty laugh as he took his meal and turned to find their usual table, “Whatever, nerd.”\n\tIn the days of real-time TV, with your David Blaines and Criss Angels, the theatric performance of a magic show wasn’t as popular as it once was. The common well-informed teen with a cell phone or internet connection or avid media guzzler would often think that they know how magic tricks work. People who once had a child-like appreciation for the unknown began failing to suspend their disbelief. Magicians had been around so long that the classic card tricks or levitation stunts just weren’t as entertaining anymore. A magician had to be fresh with new and innovative ideas to awe and astound audiences. They needed more charisma to fall back on and couldn’t simply rely on their illusions. It had become a considerably tougher gig to pull off.\n\tThe performance at the Apex Theatre nestled in Beach City was by The Great Lias, the Magical Bunny. He was still a fairly popular magician, though it was admittedly not all for his tricks. What he lacked in sleight of hand he made up for with a bodacious stage presence. The people of the city bought up the bunny’s tickets rather quickly, and on the night of the performance the Apex Theatre was filled to near capacity. It was a late night show, so very few kids were in the crowd, which was different from most magic shows. Still, there were more than enough mature adult butts in the seats. The crowd had piled in minutes early and murmured conversations as they waited. Soon, the lights dimmed down into darkness, spotlights shining on the red curtains on the stage.\n\t“Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Apex Theatre, we have a wonderful show for you tonight,” Came a voice over the loudspeakers in the room, “Be ready to be amazed, to be astounded, by the Great Lias, the Magic Bunny and his lovely assistant…!”\n\t“… Is that really his name? Isn’t it Kyle or something…?”\n\t“… His lovely assistant KG!”\n\tThe curtains rose, and some gasps whispered out from the crowd, soon drowned out by applause.\n\tThe spotlights focused on Lias and KG. The Magical Bunny himself was a staggering sight. While not very tall, the snow-white lop-ear was awesomely wide, built like a bowling pin. His hips exploded from a slender waist to jut out to either side of him a good two feet, their massive curves pushing out wider than his slender shoulders. His fat thighs dwarfed his chest but still managed to provide a taper for his hips to give that whole area a heart shape, dipping down to dainty, delicate little feet that shouldn’t have been able to hold him up. His torso sat on top of that tower of boy-fat nice and trim, leading up to a beautiful face of soft features. Most prominent were his pink-painted lips, so thick and so plump, just below his little pink nose and sparkling pink eyes.\n\tIt was clear why the adults like Lias so much. That body of his gave his performance the edge that other magicians didn’t have. The truth was that many of his dedicated fans didn’t go to his shows to see his tricks – they really could have cared less all the years of practice he put into his act. Most of the time people came to see him parade around in that mockery of a magician’s get-up that barely held itself together around his titanic curves.\nHe’d forced himself into a black pair of spandex shorts that could have doubled as a tarp, filled past capacity with gigantic jiggling butt-cheeks in the back that spilled over the top and squished out the bottom like heavily compressed marshmallow and still managed to push out behind his profile a good couple of feet. The front was jam packed full of a terrifying dick and balls that bulged his shorts out another two feet in front of him. His tummy was left bare until he’d wrapped his chest up in a fine black vest with some designed etched into it and golden buttons, topped off with a cute little purple bow tie. His lashes were done up, his lips were glossed, and to complete the look he wore a traditional top hat, a staple of any magician.\nBeside him, his lovely assistant wasn’t half as intimidating with his size. He was a quite slender snake, with green scales and a creamy yellow underbelly that started at his nose. He was done up downright gaudy, his purple suit tailored almost completely with sequins that caught the light and sparkled distractingly. The shoulders were padded to look broad, making the jacket look almost too big for him, and the shirt beneath was black. He wore a necktie to contrast the show’s lead, and fortunately managed to fit into a proper pair of similarly sparkly pants. His hair was long and black, barely styled, and his eyes were an icy blue. He bowed with Lias, basking in the cheers of the audience despite them not being for him.\nThe crowd hooted and hollered at Lias like he was dancing on a pole or something, but he was just standing there amid his stage props. Trick tables, trick caskets, trick handcuffs… everything a magician needed to do the usual tricks. Reaching into his shorts, Lias dug around amidst his bulging endowments to fish out his rod – his magician’s wand. A typical black shaft with a white tip, Lias whipped it out proudly and held it up over his head to wave it around and create a dazzling display of glittering rainbow dust in the air. People ignored that in favour of his looks, but an astute observer would have seen that there was no hidden trick or compartment to that wand.\nLias may have been the girliest-looking bunny in the hemisphere, but his real trick was that he really was magic.\n“Hello ladies and gentlemen!” Lias announced, a mic clipped on to his vest amplifying his sweet, soft voice. He flicked his wand and a bouquet of roses popped out from the tip, which he casually removed and threw into the crowd for someone to catch. “Welcome to the show!”\n“Aye, welcome!” KG clasped his hands together, “Are ye ready for some magic?”\n“I’m always ready for magic, KG,” Lias giggled.\nKG smiled, “Ye know,I’m not too shabby with magic myself.”\nThe crowd got Quiet and Lias turned to KG. Every movement of the bunny was like a heaving swing as his gargantuan curves followed his energy. “You are?” Lias asked, “Prove it!”\nKG turned to Lias. “Och, what’s that behind yer ear?” He asked.\nLias crossed his arms, his fat lips spreading into a wide grin. “Oh KG, not this lame uncle trick! Everyone knows that you’re going to find a quarter behind my ear or something like that,” Lias teased, on script.\n“Oh really? Well then ye weren’t expecting this!” KG reached out. His hand moved behind one of Lias’s large, hanging white ears and was blocked completely from the view of the audience. He squinted and pushed his tongue out to pinch down on it between his lips as he seemed to dig around. “Oh, hold on…” The snake leaned closer to Lias, so much so that he appeared to be in behind the bunny right down to his shoulder. Amazingly, KG’s arm didn’t just extend out past Lias, and disappeared.\nLias scrunched his brow in confusion and looked out to the audience as KG dug around, and the sound of rummaging through clutter sounded off through the theatre. Metal clanged, glass shattered, a cat screeched, and finally KG pulled back and with a roll of his wrist he produced a second top had exactly like the one Lias wore on his head. KG smirked proudly, and Lias held a hand up to his cheek, eyes wide with wonder. The crowd laughed and cheered.\n“My goodness!” Lias said, “A hat in a rabbit? This is backwards!”\nKG tossed the hat up onto his arm and leaned, rolling the rim over his arm, across the back of his neck, and down his other arm to be grasped by his other hand. “Aye, though I think if I dug in real deep I could find some surprising things in this rabbit!” KG winked to the crowd. They laughed, some hooted.\n“They’d find [i]magic[/i]!” Lias waved his wand toward the crowd again, and with a flick of his wrist the end of it popped, shooting confetti out onto the stage, “Maybe enough magic to do our next trick! If my assistant could just bring the table out onto the stage…”\nLias looked to KG, who seemed to look back at him in confusion. “Oh, right!” KG cleared his throat, “Assistants, if y’d please!”\nA pair of women strutted out from stage left using one hand each to carry a small table with a large, glittering cloth over it towards the center of the stage. They were your typical attractive sorts, two twin Siamese cats, slender but curvy, done up in one-piece purple leotards, strappy heeled boots, and bunny ear headbands on their heads. They came out with big smiles and put the table down, blew kisses to the audience, and then strut off the way they came. Lias seemed to watch this in dumbstruck awe.\n“I thought you were supposed to be my assistant!” Lias waved his wand at KG as a parent might wave their finger.\n“I’m lazy,” KG shrugged, to the delight of the audience.\nLias crossed his arms with a half-smirk. “Well, if you’re not too lazy to help me with this next trick…” He said, taking his top hat off his head and putting it upside down on one end of the table. KG put the other, identical hat on the other side of the table in the same manner.\n“Dear audience! Rather than pulling a bunny out of a hat, or even a hat out of a bunny…” Lias addressed the audience, “We’re going to do something a little different.”\nHe wiggled his magic wand and then tapped one had. Some glittering effects surrounded the hat and shook it a bit. “We’re going to move a bunny from one hat…”\n“To the other,” He finished, tapping the other hat.\nThe crowd murmured a little, but was mostly quiet and attentive.\n“Och ye mean to tell me that you’re going to fit in that wee hat?” KG asked, rhetorically, “You couldn’t fit in a phone booth!”\nLias handed KG his wand and said, “You just need to believe in a little magic, dear assistant!”\nWith his wand deposited into KG’s hands, a drumroll sounded. Lias spread his arms out wide as if to say, “This is me here,” and then he gestured to his top hat in front of him. He paused for dramatic tension, before resting his hands gently on the rim of the hat and leaning over it to gaze inside. Again, he was pausing and stalling for dramatic effect, dipping his head down to where his ears flopped down over his shoulders, gauging the size of him in comparison to the hat’s opening. The crowd chuckled when KG leaned back to get an eyeful of Lias’ ass in his bent-over position.\nFinally the bunny reared up, took a deep breath, and then plunged down. In a Cartoonish display, Lias’ head pushed right into the little hat, which should have been impossible. In a flat second he was in up to his shoulders. The crowd gasped in wonder and watched with interest as Lias wiggled his hips and began to kick his legs, squeezing his shoulders together to also fit into the slightly stretched, slightly crushed hat. His body wiggled in further, his arms soon disappearing into the tiny headgear. It was almost unnoticeable at first that one could see the top of his head poking out of the other hat, at least not until KG turned his attention to it.\nLias grunted and grit his teeth, wiggling his torso to push up out of the second hat. The rim of that one seemed to push his arms together, locking them to his torso, as his legs swung and pumped to help him work his way through. If he turned his head he could see his own feet doing the work… it was quite miraculous! The crowd cheered, and even KG clapped his hands. It was some trick, to be sure… one that nobody would ever figure out, most likely, since it wasn’t just a trick of the eye. At some point though, Lias stopped making progress. When he’d gotten in to his overblown hips, the hat stretched seemingly to capacity trying to accommodate him… but it couldn’t quite make it all the way around those wide masses of graspable bunny bottom. Lias blinked his lovely eyes, his fat lips puckering into an “oh” face of alarmed revelation.\n“Oh dear…” Lias said, giggling nervously as he fussed and struggled, “Oh my, I… um… I appear to be stuck!”\nKG blinked his eyes in disbelief, looking at Lias’ butt, then at his face. “You think?” He asked, and the crowd laughed.\nLias blushed and huffed, “Well, I… it’s alright! All we need is a little… ngh… a little magic!”\n“This sure is magical already, isn’t it?” KG asked, tilting his head side to side, studying Lias’ butt. He pinched the hat’s brim in his fingers and turned it, spinning Lias’ bottom half around so the globular bunny buns were facing the audience.\n“K-KG!” Lias squeaked, “Just use the wand!”\nKG stepped around the table out of Lias’ sight and he turned his head to try and follow the snake. “What are you doing?” He asked timidly. He then squeaked as KG threw his arms over his massive rear end. The snake sunk in against it like it was a giant throw pillow, depressing into the snow white boulders of bunny fat. KG mashed his cheek in against it, cheekily nuzzling it. Lias flailed his legs and curled his toes, blushing furiously at the other end of the table. “Eep!” He squeaked.\n“Now for a real show,” KG spoke softly.\n“Et tu?” Lias whimpered.\nAgainst Lias’ protests, KG tugged on his little booty shorts. He yanked them up over the bunny’s kicking legs and stripped them clear off. As expected, Lias wore no underwear, exposing not only his massive badonk to the eagerly watching crowd, but also his enormous, blue-fleshed dick and heavy, hanging balls. He may as well have stuffed beach balls into his sack, as big as they were. Despite his fussing, Lias’ cock twitched and stiffened gradually, mounting to an erection. KG smiled at his handiwork but didn’t waste too much time admiring the view. In full view of the crowd, KG smacked his hands down on Lias’ ass cheeks, squeezed them as mightily as he could, spread them as far apart as their jiggly, jell-o consistency would allow, and then shoved his face right in the crevasse between the bunny’s cheeks.\nThe squeal Lias made was more than adorable and pitched the mics a little. KG snogged that booty for everything he was worth, rubbing his face on every inch of it he could think to find. His serpentine tongue lapped away, slathering Lias’ crack in spit and grazing around his cheeks. The crowd cheered uncontrollably, hooting and hollering and yelling things drowned out by all the other voices. Lias squirmed and writhed, his expressions twisting from one surprised, aroused vision to the next. With enough booty-licking, adoring kisses, and cheek-crushing gropes from his lovely assistant, Lias was sporting a full-sized bunny boner in no time at all – one that threatened to touch the stage floor from its elevated position. It was a good few feet long, throbbing, and sky blue.\nWhen KG pulled back, the red-cheeked Lias gave a sigh of relief. The torment was seemingly over… Little did he know, KG stepped back now with an erection visibly snaking down one leg of his trousers well toward his knee. The sneaky snake wasn’t shy at all when he undid his pants and dropped them right there in front of everybody, making his impressive snakeskin dick jut out and waggle toward the watching masses. It had to be a good foot long or thereabout and as thick as someone’s arm, topped with a big, ebon black tip wrapped up in just a little foreskin; or fore-snake-skin as the case may be. With his pants off, KG turned toward Lias and contemplated just what to do next.\n“Hmmm…” KG studied the rabbit. He came across an idea that involved raising the wand and giving it a few exaggerated, sweeping motions. “Bippity-boppity-FWOOMP!” He sang, jabbing the tip of the wand against one of Lias’ ass cheeks harshly, sinking it into the marshmallow fluff. Lias yelped, and the magic from the wand made his booty seemingly vibrate, before causing its mass to double in an instant. It surged out with a shudder, somehow not tipping the hat under its new weight in the far tens of pounds.\n“KG what are you do—oop!” Lias blinked and went cross-eyed as KG came around and bopped him on the lips with the wand. They, too, blew up like he’d been viciously stung by a bee, inflating on his face until they nearly bridged the entire space between his nose and his chin. “KG!” He tried scolding the snake, but his speech mumbled past his over-inflated, cushiony lips.\n“Oh aye, this is a real treat!” KG grinned, “One more!”\nOne last tap to his own dick, and KG’s eyes went terribly wide. His member, very large by any other standard, thrust out from its base with added inches and feet, glutting with thickness and pumping with lusty intention until its own heavy weight sagged the big, black tip to the stage floor. The massive prick became longer than one of his own legs, and his balls expanded like balloons attached to a tap. The two round orbs between his legs crowded each other for space before having to push forward in front of his thighs so they could continue to grow downward toward the stage. They very, very nearly smothered his own feet when they stopped growing. KG stared at his own dick in amazement, resting one hand gently on it and watching it buck up in response like an eager puppy.\nThe crowd at that point was stunned to silence. They knew what was coming next, and yet somehow they were confused. This wasn’t what they had paid to see!\nKG picked up the hat with Lias’ top half sticking out of it, and turned the hat with his lower half impossibly wedged in it so that everything was profile to the audience’s perspective. Lias noticed KG’s new tremendous cock and fell silent in his protests as he realized it wouldn’t help his situation. Instead he submissively just allowed KG to perch that top hat on top of (or on the bottom of thanks to the upside-down orientation) his rear, stacking him backwards so he was table, hat, booty, legs, hat, chest, and face from the ground up in that order.\nLias was face-to-face with KG. The sheer height of his four-foot-shelf of ass perched the hat containing his upper half just perfectly so he could be so high. While he faced KG, so did his ass, and his legs were indeed up around his shoulders, but backwards. In but a single moment, Lias knew what was coming. As he stared into KG's wicked, icy eyes he knew exactly what the snake would do. KG grabbed his cock with one hand, barely able to do so without wrapping his arm around the damn thing, and pushed the massive pillar of dick toward the bunny’s ass until it found a good home between his cheeks. It took some burrowing through the thick layer of fat his cheeks presented, but a number of impressive feet inside and KG’s tip kissed the magician’s pucker.\nThere was no teasing or deliberation – KG pumped his hips forward and with a slick sound loudly amplified by the microphones Lias cried out in pleasure. His ass was stretched wide around the snake’s monstrous girth, and the length of that beast dug into him relentlessly with frantic bucking motions. All Lias could do was moan and drool; words weren’t going to come to him, least of all with the swollen lips he’d been given. It didn’t really matter anyway, as KG soon silenced all the noises Lias was making with a wide-mouthed, intense kiss. It was like kissing a fish much too large, as Lias’ lips smothered KG’s easily. Still, KG’s tongue invaded that pocket of air between those bimbo cock-suckers, and Lias met it with his own. Their tongues danced together in Lias’ mouth as KG started to really thrust, smacking Lias’ ass to make him muffle a squeal of humiliated delight.\nKG rocked his hips so hard his thighs banged and jostled the table Lias was precariously balanced on. The legs bounced and clattered on the wooden stage floor loud enough for even the back row to hear. KG’s hips bounced off of a wall of bunny ass with every lunge, pushed as deep as he could go and he still wasn’t balls-deep. There was just too much mass there to get past, too much round, spherical ass to puncture before reaching the bunny’s stretched-out ass hole that he’d never have made it, no matter how big he was. The added pocket of cavernous crack was still like a sleeve to KG however, and Lias’ tummy bulged out with a distinct, cylindrical shape that sawed up and down with every lunge. There was more than enough there for both of them.\nKG pried himself away from Lias’ lips, strands of saliva bridging the gap between their faces as they huffed and puffed. With a firm grip of Lias’ ass in one hand, KG moved the other to push down atop the bunny’s head and force him back into the hat. The effort of course made him emerge from the other top hat, shoving backwards onto KG who struggled to hold him up. It was still a bit of effort, and strange as the bunny’s body twisted its orientation, entering one side facing KG and emerging the other facing away from him.\nWith a mighty shove, KG forced Lias out, the bunny seeming to pop free like a cartoon character, the tower of hats being thrown around and knocked off the table. Lias was slammed down onto the table, bent over with his ass thrust back toward KG, and he continued to be subjected to the hard fucking from his assistant.\nIf anything, KG was emboldened by this new position, and he wrenched his hips to feed that bunny’s cock-hungry ass as forcefully as possible. Lias’ body shook and jostled, waves rippling through the fat of his ass to create the loudest clap-clip-clopping sounds that the microphones were easily able to pick up. They became percussion to the bunny’s panting cries for more and “oh yes” chanting.\nLias was being rammed senseless, his eyes rolled back and his big blue tongue stuck out. He clawed at the table, his backside feeling a burning sting as KG stretched it just that little bit too much, but his body loved it. The snake’s dick was like a mighty battering ram, and Lias’ prostate was the castle wall. It felt as if any second he would break through, but the bunny loved the jolting spikes of pleasure every that came every second that ticked by.\nKG was all about composure, and even in front of a massive crowd he didn’t feel ashamed to be rutting Lias for all to see. Still, the bunny’s ass was like a machine, clamping and clenching down so utterly tight and somehow being so smooth and easy to fuck that it was just too good. The only way it could have been described was magical. KG moaned and whimpered as he thrust and bucked, his hips smacking and clapping against the obscene mountain of bunny ass. He was milked like a cow, one clench for one thrust at an equal ratio. It was simply too much, and even though it had only been a handful of seconds, maybe trickling into minutes, KG was ready to pop. He decided to do so as deep as he could bury himself, and so with one last big thrust, he plunged inside.\n“Nnnnnuuuugh!” KG groaned out.\n“Nnnnyeeeeahhh!!” Lias screamed, a dopey expression on his face.\nThey both started to cum. With a liquid rumbling picked up by the mics pinned to their chests, the snake filled the bunny with sloppy explosions of jizz. A similar shower splattered and splashed loudly onto the stage floor, gushing from Lias’ cock in a hose-like spray. Swishing and sloshing sounded off from Lias’ gut as his belly rapidly inflated, spreading out over the table. Every messy “blort!” surged the bunny out larger and heavier, his belly almost too fluidly accommodating the flow. Eventually the table couldn’t support the weight – the legs snapped and Lias fell toward the floor, but his cum-inflated tummy cushioned the fall, then continued to fill up even more.\nKG hissed in satisfaction as it felt like the solar cores that were his nuts finished going super nova. A few surging twitches, and his cock was spent. Biting his lip, the snake carefully pulled out. Lias’ tight grip maintained, making it difficult to withdraw without activating the pleasure response all over again. KG was just so sensitive, he wasn’t sure he could handle another round! With a messy removal and a slick “pop!” KG pulled out completely, his heavy and enormous cock flopping down against Lias’ legs. The poor bunny was beached by his own stomach at that point, but he seemed to ecstasy-riddled to really care. Hot, sticky jisim bubbled and slopped out of the bunny, only able to be seen when it streamed down and dripped onto the stage off his own nuts and tummy.\n“Whew!” KG wiped his brow on his sleeve, “What a show!”\nThe crowd was stunned to silence. No one even clapped. KG looked around under the sudden realization that perhaps starting with a climax wasn’t the best way to set things into motion. The show had burned out like a shooting star, and all the other stage props were rendered useless as Lias didn’t seem up to performing any longer. The snake bit his lip and shifted his eyes left and right, then he turned to the audience and took a bow.\n“Well, uh!” KG laughed, “That’ll be it for the show tonight, folks! We’ll be here all week!”\nEven the stage hands and show coordinator weren’t ready for such an abrupt ending, but once they caught on they hurriedly lowered the curtain, practically dropping it at full-force to cover the scene. The crowd had to absorb what had just happened, process the information, and come to some kind of a conclusion… which was difficult, since the show had triggered most, if not all of their arousal. The children had long been ushered out under the protective instinct of their parents, and anyone who remained either had a boner wishing they’d gotten to plunge into the biggest, fattest bunny butt they’d ever seen, or a pussy throbbing with the idea of being so savagely pounded by such a massive dick as KG’s had been.\nIn the end, the show was a rousing success! Reviews came back a little mixed, some negatively regarding the show as some despicable adult swindle while others praised it for its inventive use of magic in unorthodox manners. Tickets for their next show sold out before the patrons of the theatre could even leave the building, and line-ups would form every night thereafter. KG and Lias made a killing, and incorporated the sexual slant into their future shows.\nOf course even that might get boring and predictable eventually. The next idea on the list was simple and classic: audience participation. That should have gone over [i]real well[/i].\n",
"writing_bbcode_parsed": "Hat’s Off to You Authored by Milkie A KG5000 commission \tCookie stared hungrily at the choices on the menu hanging high above and behind the counter at Jump Jack’s at the beach. The place was a bit busier than normal so she didn’t have time to draw out her decision. “I guess I’ll take a classic cheeseburger and some onion rings,” She said. \tJack, a big old bull with a knack for bar cooking, rang in Cookie’s order happily. “Sure thing little lady,” He said in his rough voice, then he turned and yelled, “CHEESE BURGER AND RINGS!” \tThe teenaged mouse stepped aside with her friend Percy, who drummed his fingers on the counter. His broad, flat noise was enjoying the smells of fryer grease and sizzling meats. He glanced down at his friend, his tail curling in idle interest. “Hey,” He said, “I heard there’s a magic show going on at the Apex tonight.” \tCookie had to raise her head pretty high to meet eyes with her monkey friend and his midnight black sideburns. “I don’t wanna go to that,” She said, blowing her bangs away from her glasses with a huff. \t“Why not?” Percy smiled. \t“What are you, ten?” Cookie shrugged with a little grin, “You know there’s no such thing as magic.” \tPercy’s heaping order of chili fries came on a red tray and a smothered ceramic plate accompanied by a big glass of soda. “Dohohohoho,” He exaggerated a snooty laugh as he took his meal and turned to find their usual table, “Whatever, nerd.” \tIn the days of real-time TV, with your David Blaines and Criss Angels, the theatric performance of a magic show wasn’t as popular as it once was. The common well-informed teen with a cell phone or internet connection or avid media guzzler would often think that they know how magic tricks work. People who once had a child-like appreciation for the unknown began failing to suspend their disbelief. Magicians had been around so long that the classic card tricks or levitation stunts just weren’t as entertaining anymore. A magician had to be fresh with new and innovative ideas to awe and astound audiences. They needed more charisma to fall back on and couldn’t simply rely on their illusions. It had become a considerably tougher gig to pull off. \tThe performance at the Apex Theatre nestled in Beach City was by The Great Lias, the Magical Bunny. He was still a fairly popular magician, though it was admittedly not all for his tricks. What he lacked in sleight of hand he made up for with a bodacious stage presence. The people of the city bought up the bunny’s tickets rather quickly, and on the night of the performance the Apex Theatre was filled to near capacity. It was a late night show, so very few kids were in the crowd, which was different from most magic shows. Still, there were more than enough mature adult butts in the seats. The crowd had piled in minutes early and murmured conversations as they waited. Soon, the lights dimmed down into darkness, spotlights shining on the red curtains on the stage. \t“Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Apex Theatre, we have a wonderful show for you tonight,” Came a voice over the loudspeakers in the room, “Be ready to be amazed, to be astounded, by the Great Lias, the Magic Bunny and his lovely assistant…!” \t“… Is that really his name? Isn’t it Kyle or something…?” \t“… His lovely assistant KG!” \tThe curtains rose, and some gasps whispered out from the crowd, soon drowned out by applause. \tThe spotlights focused on Lias and KG. The Magical Bunny himself was a staggering sight. While not very tall, the snow-white lop-ear was awesomely wide, built like a bowling pin. His hips exploded from a slender waist to jut out to either side of him a good two feet, their massive curves pushing out wider than his slender shoulders. His fat thighs dwarfed his chest but still managed to provide a taper for his hips to give that whole area a heart shape, dipping down to dainty, delicate little feet that shouldn’t have been able to hold him up. His torso sat on top of that tower of boy-fat nice and trim, leading up to a beautiful face of soft features. Most prominent were his pink-painted lips, so thick and so plump, just below his little pink nose and sparkling pink eyes. \tIt was clear why the adults like Lias so much. That body of his gave his performance the edge that other magicians didn’t have. The truth was that many of his dedicated fans didn’t go to his shows to see his tricks – they really could have cared less all the years of practice he put into his act. Most of the time people came to see him parade around in that mockery of a magician’s get-up that barely held itself together around his titanic curves. He’d forced himself into a black pair of spandex shorts that could have doubled as a tarp, filled past capacity with gigantic jiggling butt-cheeks in the back that spilled over the top and squished out the bottom like heavily compressed marshmallow and still managed to push out behind his profile a good couple of feet. The front was jam packed full of a terrifying dick and balls that bulged his shorts out another two feet in front of him. His tummy was left bare until he’d wrapped his chest up in a fine black vest with some designed etched into it and golden buttons, topped off with a cute little purple bow tie. His lashes were done up, his lips were glossed, and to complete the look he wore a traditional top hat, a staple of any magician. Beside him, his lovely assistant wasn’t half as intimidating with his size. He was a quite slender snake, with green scales and a creamy yellow underbelly that started at his nose. He was done up downright gaudy, his purple suit tailored almost completely with sequins that caught the light and sparkled distractingly. The shoulders were padded to look broad, making the jacket look almost too big for him, and the shirt beneath was black. He wore a necktie to contrast the show’s lead, and fortunately managed to fit into a proper pair of similarly sparkly pants. His hair was long and black, barely styled, and his eyes were an icy blue. He bowed with Lias, basking in the cheers of the audience despite them not being for him. The crowd hooted and hollered at Lias like he was dancing on a pole or something, but he was just standing there amid his stage props. Trick tables, trick caskets, trick handcuffs… everything a magician needed to do the usual tricks. Reaching into his shorts, Lias dug around amidst his bulging endowments to fish out his rod – his magician’s wand. A typical black shaft with a white tip, Lias whipped it out proudly and held it up over his head to wave it around and create a dazzling display of glittering rainbow dust in the air. People ignored that in favour of his looks, but an astute observer would have seen that there was no hidden trick or compartment to that wand. Lias may have been the girliest-looking bunny in the hemisphere, but his real trick was that he really was magic. “Hello ladies and gentlemen!” Lias announced, a mic clipped on to his vest amplifying his sweet, soft voice. He flicked his wand and a bouquet of roses popped out from the tip, which he casually removed and threw into the crowd for someone to catch. “Welcome to the show!” “Aye, welcome!” KG clasped his hands together, “Are ye ready for some magic?” “I’m always ready for magic, KG,” Lias giggled. KG smiled, “Ye know,I’m not too shabby with magic myself.” The crowd got Quiet and Lias turned to KG. Every movement of the bunny was like a heaving swing as his gargantuan curves followed his energy. “You are?” Lias asked, “Prove it!” KG turned to Lias. “Och, what’s that behind yer ear?” He asked. Lias crossed his arms, his fat lips spreading into a wide grin. “Oh KG, not this lame uncle trick! Everyone knows that you’re going to find a quarter behind my ear or something like that,” Lias teased, on script. “Oh really? Well then ye weren’t expecting this!” KG reached out. His hand moved behind one of Lias’s large, hanging white ears and was blocked completely from the view of the audience. He squinted and pushed his tongue out to pinch down on it between his lips as he seemed to dig around. “Oh, hold on…” The snake leaned closer to Lias, so much so that he appeared to be in behind the bunny right down to his shoulder. Amazingly, KG’s arm didn’t just extend out past Lias, and disappeared. Lias scrunched his brow in confusion and looked out to the audience as KG dug around, and the sound of rummaging through clutter sounded off through the theatre. Metal clanged, glass shattered, a cat screeched, and finally KG pulled back and with a roll of his wrist he produced a second top had exactly like the one Lias wore on his head. KG smirked proudly, and Lias held a hand up to his cheek, eyes wide with wonder. The crowd laughed and cheered. “My goodness!” Lias said, “A hat in a rabbit? This is backwards!” KG tossed the hat up onto his arm and leaned, rolling the rim over his arm, across the back of his neck, and down his other arm to be grasped by his other hand. “Aye, though I think if I dug in real deep I could find some surprising things in this rabbit!” KG winked to the crowd. They laughed, some hooted. “They’d find magic!” Lias waved his wand toward the crowd again, and with a flick of his wrist the end of it popped, shooting confetti out onto the stage, “Maybe enough magic to do our next trick! If my assistant could just bring the table out onto the stage…” Lias looked to KG, who seemed to look back at him in confusion. “Oh, right!” KG cleared his throat, “Assistants, if y’d please!” A pair of women strutted out from stage left using one hand each to carry a small table with a large, glittering cloth over it towards the center of the stage. They were your typical attractive sorts, two twin Siamese cats, slender but curvy, done up in one-piece purple leotards, strappy heeled boots, and bunny ear headbands on their heads. They came out with big smiles and put the table down, blew kisses to the audience, and then strut off the way they came. Lias seemed to watch this in dumbstruck awe. “I thought you were supposed to be my assistant!” Lias waved his wand at KG as a parent might wave their finger. “I’m lazy,” KG shrugged, to the delight of the audience. Lias crossed his arms with a half-smirk. “Well, if you’re not too lazy to help me with this next trick…” He said, taking his top hat off his head and putting it upside down on one end of the table. KG put the other, identical hat on the other side of the table in the same manner. “Dear audience! Rather than pulling a bunny out of a hat, or even a hat out of a bunny…” Lias addressed the audience, “We’re going to do something a little different.” He wiggled his magic wand and then tapped one had. Some glittering effects surrounded the hat and shook it a bit. “We’re going to move a bunny from one hat…” “To the other,” He finished, tapping the other hat. The crowd murmured a little, but was mostly quiet and attentive. “Och ye mean to tell me that you’re going to fit in that wee hat?” KG asked, rhetorically, “You couldn’t fit in a phone booth!” Lias handed KG his wand and said, “You just need to believe in a little magic, dear assistant!” With his wand deposited into KG’s hands, a drumroll sounded. Lias spread his arms out wide as if to say, “This is me here,” and then he gestured to his top hat in front of him. He paused for dramatic tension, before resting his hands gently on the rim of the hat and leaning over it to gaze inside. Again, he was pausing and stalling for dramatic effect, dipping his head down to where his ears flopped down over his shoulders, gauging the size of him in comparison to the hat’s opening. The crowd chuckled when KG leaned back to get an eyeful of Lias’ ass in his bent-over position. Finally the bunny reared up, took a deep breath, and then plunged down. In a Cartoonish display, Lias’ head pushed right into the little hat, which should have been impossible. In a flat second he was in up to his shoulders. The crowd gasped in wonder and watched with interest as Lias wiggled his hips and began to kick his legs, squeezing his shoulders together to also fit into the slightly stretched, slightly crushed hat. His body wiggled in further, his arms soon disappearing into the tiny headgear. It was almost unnoticeable at first that one could see the top of his head poking out of the other hat, at least not until KG turned his attention to it. Lias grunted and grit his teeth, wiggling his torso to push up out of the second hat. The rim of that one seemed to push his arms together, locking them to his torso, as his legs swung and pumped to help him work his way through. If he turned his head he could see his own feet doing the work… it was quite miraculous! The crowd cheered, and even KG clapped his hands. It was some trick, to be sure… one that nobody would ever figure out, most likely, since it wasn’t just a trick of the eye. At some point though, Lias stopped making progress. When he’d gotten in to his overblown hips, the hat stretched seemingly to capacity trying to accommodate him… but it couldn’t quite make it all the way around those wide masses of graspable bunny bottom. Lias blinked his lovely eyes, his fat lips puckering into an “oh” face of alarmed revelation. “Oh dear…” Lias said, giggling nervously as he fussed and struggled, “Oh my, I… um… I appear to be stuck!” KG blinked his eyes in disbelief, looking at Lias’ butt, then at his face. “You think?” He asked, and the crowd laughed. Lias blushed and huffed, “Well, I… it’s alright! All we need is a little… ngh… a little magic!” “This sure is magical already, isn’t it?” KG asked, tilting his head side to side, studying Lias’ butt. He pinched the hat’s brim in his fingers and turned it, spinning Lias’ bottom half around so the globular bunny buns were facing the audience. “K-KG!” Lias squeaked, “Just use the wand!” KG stepped around the table out of Lias’ sight and he turned his head to try and follow the snake. “What are you doing?” He asked timidly. He then squeaked as KG threw his arms over his massive rear end. The snake sunk in against it like it was a giant throw pillow, depressing into the snow white boulders of bunny fat. KG mashed his cheek in against it, cheekily nuzzling it. Lias flailed his legs and curled his toes, blushing furiously at the other end of the table. “Eep!” He squeaked. “Now for a real show,” KG spoke softly. “Et tu?” Lias whimpered. Against Lias’ protests, KG tugged on his little booty shorts. He yanked them up over the bunny’s kicking legs and stripped them clear off. As expected, Lias wore no underwear, exposing not only his massive badonk to the eagerly watching crowd, but also his enormous, blue-fleshed dick and heavy, hanging balls. He may as well have stuffed beach balls into his sack, as big as they were. Despite his fussing, Lias’ cock twitched and stiffened gradually, mounting to an erection. KG smiled at his handiwork but didn’t waste too much time admiring the view. In full view of the crowd, KG smacked his hands down on Lias’ ass cheeks, squeezed them as mightily as he could, spread them as far apart as their jiggly, jell-o consistency would allow, and then shoved his face right in the crevasse between the bunny’s cheeks. The squeal Lias made was more than adorable and pitched the mics a little. KG snogged that booty for everything he was worth, rubbing his face on every inch of it he could think to find. His serpentine tongue lapped away, slathering Lias’ crack in spit and grazing around his cheeks. The crowd cheered uncontrollably, hooting and hollering and yelling things drowned out by all the other voices. Lias squirmed and writhed, his expressions twisting from one surprised, aroused vision to the next. With enough booty-licking, adoring kisses, and cheek-crushing gropes from his lovely assistant, Lias was sporting a full-sized bunny boner in no time at all – one that threatened to touch the stage floor from its elevated position. It was a good few feet long, throbbing, and sky blue. When KG pulled back, the red-cheeked Lias gave a sigh of relief. The torment was seemingly over… Little did he know, KG stepped back now with an erection visibly snaking down one leg of his trousers well toward his knee. The sneaky snake wasn’t shy at all when he undid his pants and dropped them right there in front of everybody, making his impressive snakeskin dick jut out and waggle toward the watching masses. It had to be a good foot long or thereabout and as thick as someone’s arm, topped with a big, ebon black tip wrapped up in just a little foreskin; or fore-snake-skin as the case may be. With his pants off, KG turned toward Lias and contemplated just what to do next. “Hmmm…” KG studied the rabbit. He came across an idea that involved raising the wand and giving it a few exaggerated, sweeping motions. “Bippity-boppity-FWOOMP!” He sang, jabbing the tip of the wand against one of Lias’ ass cheeks harshly, sinking it into the marshmallow fluff. Lias yelped, and the magic from the wand made his booty seemingly vibrate, before causing its mass to double in an instant. It surged out with a shudder, somehow not tipping the hat under its new weight in the far tens of pounds. “KG what are you do—oop!” Lias blinked and went cross-eyed as KG came around and bopped him on the lips with the wand. They, too, blew up like he’d been viciously stung by a bee, inflating on his face until they nearly bridged the entire space between his nose and his chin. “KG!” He tried scolding the snake, but his speech mumbled past his over-inflated, cushiony lips. “Oh aye, this is a real treat!” KG grinned, “One more!” One last tap to his own dick, and KG’s eyes went terribly wide. His member, very large by any other standard, thrust out from its base with added inches and feet, glutting with thickness and pumping with lusty intention until its own heavy weight sagged the big, black tip to the stage floor. The massive prick became longer than one of his own legs, and his balls expanded like balloons attached to a tap. The two round orbs between his legs crowded each other for space before having to push forward in front of his thighs so they could continue to grow downward toward the stage. They very, very nearly smothered his own feet when they stopped growing. KG stared at his own dick in amazement, resting one hand gently on it and watching it buck up in response like an eager puppy. The crowd at that point was stunned to silence. They knew what was coming next, and yet somehow they were confused. This wasn’t what they had paid to see! KG picked up the hat with Lias’ top half sticking out of it, and turned the hat with his lower half impossibly wedged in it so that everything was profile to the audience’s perspective. Lias noticed KG’s new tremendous cock and fell silent in his protests as he realized it wouldn’t help his situation. Instead he submissively just allowed KG to perch that top hat on top of (or on the bottom of thanks to the upside-down orientation) his rear, stacking him backwards so he was table, hat, booty, legs, hat, chest, and face from the ground up in that order. Lias was face-to-face with KG. The sheer height of his four-foot-shelf of ass perched the hat containing his upper half just perfectly so he could be so high. While he faced KG, so did his ass, and his legs were indeed up around his shoulders, but backwards. In but a single moment, Lias knew what was coming. As he stared into KG's wicked, icy eyes he knew exactly what the snake would do. KG grabbed his cock with one hand, barely able to do so without wrapping his arm around the damn thing, and pushed the massive pillar of dick toward the bunny’s ass until it found a good home between his cheeks. It took some burrowing through the thick layer of fat his cheeks presented, but a number of impressive feet inside and KG’s tip kissed the magician’s pucker. There was no teasing or deliberation – KG pumped his hips forward and with a slick sound loudly amplified by the microphones Lias cried out in pleasure. His ass was stretched wide around the snake’s monstrous girth, and the length of that beast dug into him relentlessly with frantic bucking motions. All Lias could do was moan and drool; words weren’t going to come to him, least of all with the swollen lips he’d been given. It didn’t really matter anyway, as KG soon silenced all the noises Lias was making with a wide-mouthed, intense kiss. It was like kissing a fish much too large, as Lias’ lips smothered KG’s easily. Still, KG’s tongue invaded that pocket of air between those bimbo cock-suckers, and Lias met it with his own. Their tongues danced together in Lias’ mouth as KG started to really thrust, smacking Lias’ ass to make him muffle a squeal of humiliated delight. KG rocked his hips so hard his thighs banged and jostled the table Lias was precariously balanced on. The legs bounced and clattered on the wooden stage floor loud enough for even the back row to hear. KG’s hips bounced off of a wall of bunny ass with every lunge, pushed as deep as he could go and he still wasn’t balls-deep. There was just too much mass there to get past, too much round, spherical ass to puncture before reaching the bunny’s stretched-out ass hole that he’d never have made it, no matter how big he was. The added pocket of cavernous crack was still like a sleeve to KG however, and Lias’ tummy bulged out with a distinct, cylindrical shape that sawed up and down with every lunge. There was more than enough there for both of them. KG pried himself away from Lias’ lips, strands of saliva bridging the gap between their faces as they huffed and puffed. With a firm grip of Lias’ ass in one hand, KG moved the other to push down atop the bunny’s head and force him back into the hat. The effort of course made him emerge from the other top hat, shoving backwards onto KG who struggled to hold him up. It was still a bit of effort, and strange as the bunny’s body twisted its orientation, entering one side facing KG and emerging the other facing away from him. With a mighty shove, KG forced Lias out, the bunny seeming to pop free like a cartoon character, the tower of hats being thrown around and knocked off the table. Lias was slammed down onto the table, bent over with his ass thrust back toward KG, and he continued to be subjected to the hard fucking from his assistant. If anything, KG was emboldened by this new position, and he wrenched his hips to feed that bunny’s cock-hungry ass as forcefully as possible. Lias’ body shook and jostled, waves rippling through the fat of his ass to create the loudest clap-clip-clopping sounds that the microphones were easily able to pick up. They became percussion to the bunny’s panting cries for more and “oh yes” chanting. Lias was being rammed senseless, his eyes rolled back and his big blue tongue stuck out. He clawed at the table, his backside feeling a burning sting as KG stretched it just that little bit too much, but his body loved it. The snake’s dick was like a mighty battering ram, and Lias’ prostate was the castle wall. It felt as if any second he would break through, but the bunny loved the jolting spikes of pleasure every that came every second that ticked by. KG was all about composure, and even in front of a massive crowd he didn’t feel ashamed to be rutting Lias for all to see. Still, the bunny’s ass was like a machine, clamping and clenching down so utterly tight and somehow being so smooth and easy to fuck that it was just too good. The only way it could have been described was magical. KG moaned and whimpered as he thrust and bucked, his hips smacking and clapping against the obscene mountain of bunny ass. He was milked like a cow, one clench for one thrust at an equal ratio. It was simply too much, and even though it had only been a handful of seconds, maybe trickling into minutes, KG was ready to pop. He decided to do so as deep as he could bury himself, and so with one last big thrust, he plunged inside. “Nnnnnuuuugh!” KG groaned out. “Nnnnyeeeeahhh!!” Lias screamed, a dopey expression on his face. They both started to cum. With a liquid rumbling picked up by the mics pinned to their chests, the snake filled the bunny with sloppy explosions of jizz. A similar shower splattered and splashed loudly onto the stage floor, gushing from Lias’ cock in a hose-like spray. Swishing and sloshing sounded off from Lias’ gut as his belly rapidly inflated, spreading out over the table. Every messy “blort!” surged the bunny out larger and heavier, his belly almost too fluidly accommodating the flow. Eventually the table couldn’t support the weight – the legs snapped and Lias fell toward the floor, but his cum-inflated tummy cushioned the fall, then continued to fill up even more. KG hissed in satisfaction as it felt like the solar cores that were his nuts finished going super nova. A few surging twitches, and his cock was spent. Biting his lip, the snake carefully pulled out. Lias’ tight grip maintained, making it difficult to withdraw without activating the pleasure response all over again. KG was just so sensitive, he wasn’t sure he could handle another round! With a messy removal and a slick “pop!” KG pulled out completely, his heavy and enormous cock flopping down against Lias’ legs. The poor bunny was beached by his own stomach at that point, but he seemed to ecstasy-riddled to really care. Hot, sticky jisim bubbled and slopped out of the bunny, only able to be seen when it streamed down and dripped onto the stage off his own nuts and tummy. “Whew!” KG wiped his brow on his sleeve, “What a show!” The crowd was stunned to silence. No one even clapped. KG looked around under the sudden realization that perhaps starting with a climax wasn’t the best way to set things into motion. The show had burned out like a shooting star, and all the other stage props were rendered useless as Lias didn’t seem up to performing any longer. The snake bit his lip and shifted his eyes left and right, then he turned to the audience and took a bow. “Well, uh!” KG laughed, “That’ll be it for the show tonight, folks! We’ll be here all week!” Even the stage hands and show coordinator weren’t ready for such an abrupt ending, but once they caught on they hurriedly lowered the curtain, practically dropping it at full-force to cover the scene. The crowd had to absorb what had just happened, process the information, and come to some kind of a conclusion… which was difficult, since the show had triggered most, if not all of their arousal. The children had long been ushered out under the protective instinct of their parents, and anyone who remained either had a boner wishing they’d gotten to plunge into the biggest, fattest bunny butt they’d ever seen, or a pussy throbbing with the idea of being so savagely pounded by such a massive dick as KG’s had been. In the end, the show was a rousing success! Reviews came back a little mixed, some negatively regarding the show as some despicable adult swindle while others praised it for its inventive use of magic in unorthodox manners. Tickets for their next show sold out before the patrons of the theatre could even leave the building, and line-ups would form every night thereafter. KG and Lias made a killing, and incorporated the sexual slant into their future shows. Of course even that might get boring and predictable eventually. The next idea on the list was simple and classic: audience participation. That should have gone over real well. ",
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