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", "writing": "The silence that had fallen in the commercial district of Brotham City this afternoon was one of the loudest that you could imagine, bounding and rebounding off of every available surface.\n\nThe reason for this relative lack of noise was that the commercial district of Brotham had been completely evacuated. The streets were completely devoid of life, with empty vehicles littering the silent roads and all civilians having been escorted by the police out of the immediate area, on the grounds that the place was [i]extremely [/i]hazardous to be in. \n\nThere were two reasons for the evacuation of over a quarter of Brotham City…\n\nKSSSHSHHHSHSHH!\n\n…and one of them smashed straight through a plate-glass window on the third floor of a skyscraper on Marble Street. The figure flew across the road below in a wide arc, before plummeting downwards and hitting the roof of a nearby saloon car, crumpling it like a candy wrapper and very nearly folding it in half under the impact.\n\nThe second reason appeared the place that the window had been not 20 seconds before, levitating and imitating the flight path of her foe, but landing gracefully before the wrecked car and the crumpled figure within.\n\nThe floating individual was Power Squirrel, cutting an instantly recognisable figure as she strode towards the destroyed automobile.\n\nPower Squirrel (real name Sally Acorn) was a beloved superheroine, loved the world over as a force for good by kids, teens and adults alike, and respected by the law and the armed forces. Her red hair, white bodysuit, crimson cape and scarlet skirt were as widely recognised as her awesome superpowers of super-strength, flight and, most notably; a pair of monstrously-sized buttocks.\n\nHer giant rear was prime fap-material; it bounced, jiggled and jostled with wild abandon with barely the slightest of movements from her. It did so now as she approached her foe, her red skirt merely covering the top quarter of her huge chocolate cheeks and exposing her thick, deep crack. \n\n“Well?” the superheroine said, placing her hands on her vast hips as she approached the person she had forcibly ejected from a building. “What’ve you got to say for yourself before I finish you, you serpentine scumbag?”\n\nThe villainous, vicious and venomous Killer Cock, serial buttfucker extraordinaire, smiled widely, exposing two rows of lethally-pointed sharp teeth as he replied:\n\n“Dream on, fatass.”\n\nPower Squirrel wrinkled her nose in utter disgust as she looked at him, not even trying to disguise her contempt for him.\n\nKiller Cock was almost completely naked, clad in literally nothing but a small denim waistcoat, exposing his evergreen scales, his yellowish scutes… and his namesake, a massive, flaccid cock, dangling between his muscled legs.\n\nThat dong had plowed the asses of many innocent citizens against their will and inflated them with python cream. Most villains’ ledgers had red in them; Killer Cock’s one was drenched in white.\n\nPower Squirrel grabbed the python’s left leg and unceremoniously dragged him out of what was left of the car he had landed on and hauled him out into the middle of the street, into the open.\n\n“Mmm,” came Killer Cock’s voice, a husky leer in the silence. “Dragging me off to your love nest, are you?”\n\n“[i]No,[/i]” Power Squirrel growled through gritted teeth, dropping his leg and turning to face him. “I’m putting you where you can’t hide.”\n\nAnd she pointed into the sky, Killer Cock turning his head upwards towards the blue sky, where a news helicopter hovered up near the tops of the tall buildings, no doubt recording and broadcasting the end of their battle to the entire world. “All the people you’ve hurt are gonna see me hurt you right back.”\n\nKiller Cock was still looking up at the helicopter when an eclipse happened, blocking out almost all of the available light. About two seconds later, he realised, with a thrill, that Power Squirrel had placed a booted foot either side of his head, affording an unparalleled view up her skirt.\n\nThe perpendicular python let out a low whistle at the incredible sight of Power Squirrel’s undercarriage, the exceptional curves and the unique view of her Grand Canyon of an asscrack.\n\n“Knew you didn’t wear underwear…”\n\nPower Squirrel snorted. She had Killer Cock right where she wanted him, and still his lewd mind refused to stop working.\n\nBut no matter. She’d not have to deal with his comments after this…\n\n“This is for what you did to Buttgirl, you [i]asshole[/i].”\n\nAnd Power Squirrel jumped straight into the air.\n\nFlying around 15 feet into the air, the superheroine stopped suddenly, then reversed her momentum, flying ass-first back the way she came, directly back towards Killer Cock.\n\n[i]THOOOOOOOOOOOOM!![/i]\n\nWhile not everyone in Brotham City _felt_ Power Squirrel’s attack, everyone _heard_ it.\n\nThe sheer impact of her donk on Killer Cock’s awaiting face sent shockwaves through the immediate area, shattering the windows of shopfronts and nearby vehicles. It forced some smaller cars to be pushed away, bursting their tyres and setting off their alarms.\n\nThe concrete about Killer Cock’s whole body split and cracked like the top of a crème brûlée, the fractures in the asphalt spreading like a spiderweb around him.\n\nBut the python’s head withstood the brunt of the meteoric impact of Power Squirrel’s attack. Her buttocks smashed into his head, forcing it down a good foot into the surface of the road, almost like a scene from a cartoon.\n\nPower Squirrel sighed contentedly. It wasn’t every day that she got to unleash the full potential of her giant butt like that, usually having to rein it in against the usual array of robbers and criminals. But Killer Cock was stronger, and she knew he could take it.\n\nBut no sooner had the huge-cheeked heroine settled down in her seated position that she noticed, or rather, [i]felt[/i], something she hadn’t expected: the python’s tongue worming its way straight up her ass.\n\nImmediately, she squirmed, clenching those thick buttocks around Killer Cock’s face, but it made no difference to him: he was a colossal and unrepentant pervert, and now that his face was between Power Squirrel’s cheeks, she’d have to get off of him to stop his perverted actions.\n\n“Yes, that’s right, rim me,” she said, rotating her hips and grinding her massive glutes into Killer Cock’s face with enough force to reduce a cinder block to powder . “You might as well, because, as soon as the authorities get here, you’re getting a small, padded cell in Porkham Ass-ylum, and you’ll [i]never[/i] touch anyone’s ass ever again.”\n\nNot one minute later, a SWAT van arrived at Power Squirrel’s location, the armour-clad SWAT members filing out smartly and surrounding the super-heroine, with one carrying a set of thick shackles with which to immobilise Killer Cock.\n\n“Excellent work, Power Squirrel!” the Head SWAT Officer congratulated the densely-donked do-gooder, who got to her feet to shake his hand. Behind her, the rest of the SWAT team gathered around the monstrous python, scooping his head out of the twin craters that Power Squirrel had made into the road. They had a shackle for each of his limbs and, appropriately, a special, erection-nullifying one for his fat, flaccid fuckmeat.\n\n“Oh, it was a pleasure, really, Officer,” Power Squirrel said, watching Killer Cock being loaded into the back of the SWAT vehicle. “Just doing my job.”\n\n", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "The silence that had fallen in the commercial district of Brotham City this afternoon was one of the loudest that you could imagine, bounding and rebounding off of every available surface.

The reason for this relative lack of noise was that the commercial district of Brotham had been completely evacuated. The streets were completely devoid of life, with empty vehicles littering the silent roads and all civilians having been escorted by the police out of the immediate area, on the grounds that the place was extremely hazardous to be in.

There were two reasons for the evacuation of over a quarter of Brotham City…

KSSSHSHHHSHSHH!

…and one of them smashed straight through a plate-glass window on the third floor of a skyscraper on Marble Street. The figure flew across the road below in a wide arc, before plummeting downwards and hitting the roof of a nearby saloon car, crumpling it like a candy wrapper and very nearly folding it in half under the impact.

The second reason appeared the place that the window had been not 20 seconds before, levitating and imitating the flight path of her foe, but landing gracefully before the wrecked car and the crumpled figure within.

The floating individual was Power Squirrel, cutting an instantly recognisable figure as she strode towards the destroyed automobile.

Power Squirrel (real name Sally Acorn) was a beloved superheroine, loved the world over as a force for good by kids, teens and adults alike, and respected by the law and the armed forces. Her red hair, white bodysuit, crimson cape and scarlet skirt were as widely recognised as her awesome superpowers of super-strength, flight and, most notably; a pair of monstrously-sized buttocks.

Her giant rear was prime fap-material; it bounced, jiggled and jostled with wild abandon with barely the slightest of movements from her. It did so now as she approached her foe, her red skirt merely covering the top quarter of her huge chocolate cheeks and exposing her thick, deep crack.

“Well?” the superheroine said, placing her hands on her vast hips as she approached the person she had forcibly ejected from a building. “What’ve you got to say for yourself before I finish you, you serpentine scumbag?”

The villainous, vicious and venomous Killer Cock, serial buttfucker extraordinaire, smiled widely, exposing two rows of lethally-pointed sharp teeth as he replied:

“Dream on, fatass.”

Power Squirrel wrinkled her nose in utter disgust as she looked at him, not even trying to disguise her contempt for him.

Killer Cock was almost completely naked, clad in literally nothing but a small denim waistcoat, exposing his evergreen scales, his yellowish scutes… and his namesake, a massive, flaccid cock, dangling between his muscled legs.

That dong had plowed the asses of many innocent citizens against their will and inflated them with python cream. Most villains’ ledgers had red in them; Killer Cock’s one was drenched in white.

Power Squirrel grabbed the python’s left leg and unceremoniously dragged him out of what was left of the car he had landed on and hauled him out into the middle of the street, into the open.

“Mmm,” came Killer Cock’s voice, a husky leer in the silence. “Dragging me off to your love nest, are you?”

“No,” Power Squirrel growled through gritted teeth, dropping his leg and turning to face him. “I’m putting you where you can’t hide.”

And she pointed into the sky, Killer Cock turning his head upwards towards the blue sky, where a news helicopter hovered up near the tops of the tall buildings, no doubt recording and broadcasting the end of their battle to the entire world. “All the people you’ve hurt are gonna see me hurt you right back.”

Killer Cock was still looking up at the helicopter when an eclipse happened, blocking out almost all of the available light. About two seconds later, he realised, with a thrill, that Power Squirrel had placed a booted foot either side of his head, affording an unparalleled view up her skirt.

The perpendicular python let out a low whistle at the incredible sight of Power Squirrel’s undercarriage, the exceptional curves and the unique view of her Grand Canyon of an asscrack.

“Knew you didn’t wear underwear…”

Power Squirrel snorted. She had Killer Cock right where she wanted him, and still his lewd mind refused to stop working.

But no matter. She’d not have to deal with his comments after this…

“This is for what you did to Buttgirl, you asshole.”

And Power Squirrel jumped straight into the air.

Flying around 15 feet into the air, the superheroine stopped suddenly, then reversed her momentum, flying ass-first back the way she came, directly back towards Killer Cock.

THOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!

While not everyone in Brotham City _felt_ Power Squirrel’s attack, everyone _heard_ it.

The sheer impact of her donk on Killer Cock’s awaiting face sent shockwaves through the immediate area, shattering the windows of shopfronts and nearby vehicles. It forced some smaller cars to be pushed away, bursting their tyres and setting off their alarms.

The concrete about Killer Cock’s whole body split and cracked like the top of a crème brûlée, the fractures in the asphalt spreading like a spiderweb around him.

But the python’s head withstood the brunt of the meteoric impact of Power Squirrel’s attack. Her buttocks smashed into his head, forcing it down a good foot into the surface of the road, almost like a scene from a cartoon.

Power Squirrel sighed contentedly. It wasn’t every day that she got to unleash the full potential of her giant butt like that, usually having to rein it in against the usual array of robbers and criminals. But Killer Cock was stronger, and she knew he could take it.

But no sooner had the huge-cheeked heroine settled down in her seated position that she noticed, or rather, felt, something she hadn’t expected: the python’s tongue worming its way straight up her ass.

Immediately, she squirmed, clenching those thick buttocks around Killer Cock’s face, but it made no difference to him: he was a colossal and unrepentant pervert, and now that his face was between Power Squirrel’s cheeks, she’d have to get off of him to stop his perverted actions.

“Yes, that’s right, rim me,” she said, rotating her hips and grinding her massive glutes into Killer Cock’s face with enough force to reduce a cinder block to powder . “You might as well, because, as soon as the authorities get here, you’re getting a small, padded cell in Porkham Ass-ylum, and you’ll never touch anyone’s ass ever again.”

Not one minute later, a SWAT van arrived at Power Squirrel’s location, the armour-clad SWAT members filing out smartly and surrounding the super-heroine, with one carrying a set of thick shackles with which to immobilise Killer Cock.

“Excellent work, Power Squirrel!” the Head SWAT Officer congratulated the densely-donked do-gooder, who got to her feet to shake his hand. Behind her, the rest of the SWAT team gathered around the monstrous python, scooping his head out of the twin craters that Power Squirrel had made into the road. They had a shackle for each of his limbs and, appropriately, a special, erection-nullifying one for his fat, flaccid fuckmeat.

“Oh, it was a pleasure, really, Officer,” Power Squirrel said, watching Killer Cock being loaded into the back of the SWAT vehicle. “Just doing my job.”

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