Some scientists stopped me in the hall,
And offered to make me an anthro dragon.
They said it might work exactly as intended
Or rearrange me creatively.

So I said, "Why not? Go right ahead."
And they put me in their crazy machine.
Now I'm seven feet tall with wings and scales.
And a back-loaded center of gravity.

Draconid transformation dream!
That's just how the story goes.
Draconid transformation dream!
Somehow this made sense at the time.
Draconid transformation dream!

I figured I still had to go to work,
But not as a surprise draconid.
So I called up Emperor Kuzco,
You know he went through that llama phase.

Kuzco said to dress in heavy layers.
So I had a friend bring me a disguise.
They arrived with everything I needed,
Then changed their mind for no reason.

Draconid transformation dream!
That's just how the story goes.
Draconid transformation dream!
Somehow this made sense at the time.
Draconid transformation dream!

I went in anyway with no disguise.
A velociraptor started taunting me.
I tried to grab the cheeky little thing,
But draconid eyes are farsighted.

That's when a samurai kicked in the door.
He said today was off-limits for combat.
Then he drew his katana and raised it high,
And challenged the raptor to a duel.

Draconid transformation dream!
That's just how the story goes.
Draconid transformation dream!
Somehow this made sense at the time.
Draconid transformation dream!