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Josh thought that maybe his little wipe out was a bit of comic relief from a tense game or something. He turned around to grab the ball, but it was nowhere to be found. He spun around a few times trying to locate the thing when suddenly more people began laughing. Again Josh thought maybe he accidentally did something funny like ‘the ball is right in front of him the whole time’, or maybe he ‘looked silly spinning around like that’??\n\n \"Where'd it go!?\", Josh said, smiling and playing along with the rest of the crew. The laughing became more intense when someone then shouted:\n \n \"What, the ball or your bathing suit?\". People laughed even more. Some even turned around to hide their reactions, but Josh just stood their sort of confused by the remarks.\n\n \"Maybe the ball got sucked up his ass too!\" Another howled. \n\n \"Huh?\", Josh said as he looked behind himself and discovered that he had a ridiculous looking wedgie. His speedo unknowingly became super clingy when wet, making his little issue that much more comical looking to the others. He shyly unhinged his speedo from his cheeks as the laughs continued. Josh isn't easily embarrassed, but the idea that this cost him points on a first impression to so many made him cower a little. He battled to peel the wet lycra from his waste area, tugging and pulling at his backside and crotch.\n\n \"Bikini Bottom is that way, Spongbob!\", one of them joked as they pointed towards the locker room.\n\n \"Didn't that thing come with a warning label or something!\", Another was heard yelling. The jokes came pouring in at that point, and Josh felt it was probably best to call it an early day. He painfully put on a smile as he waded back towards the locker room building. 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"Where'd it go!?", Josh said, smiling and playing along with the rest of the crew. The laughing became more intense when someone then shouted:
"What, the ball or your bathing suit?". People laughed even more. Some even turned around to hide their reactions, but Josh just stood their sort of confused by the remarks.
"Maybe the ball got sucked up his ass too!" Another howled.
"Huh?", Josh said as he looked behind himself and discovered that he had a ridiculous looking wedgie. His speedo unknowingly became super clingy when wet, making his little issue that much more comical looking to the others. He shyly unhinged his speedo from his cheeks as the laughs continued. Josh isn't easily embarrassed, but the idea that this cost him points on a first impression to so many made him cower a little. He battled to peel the wet lycra from his waste area, tugging and pulling at his backside and crotch.
"Bikini Bottom is that way, Spongbob!", one of them joked as they pointed towards the locker room.
"Didn't that thing come with a warning label or something!", Another was heard yelling. The jokes came pouring in at that point, and Josh felt it was probably best to call it an early day. He painfully put on a smile as he waded back towards the locker room building. He would look back periodically and nervously laugh at peoples jokes and chuckles like he was totally in on them too...
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