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It's the holiday season, and little Kenzie is decking her halls while donning her gay apparel. <3  I know what you're gonna say. *speaking in mocking, childish voice* "But TWIGGY!  Candy cane insertions have been done to death alreadyyyyyy!  There's too many candy cane pics!  You're selling out hardcore!  WAH WAH WAH! >.< "  Please.  The concept of candy cane masturbation is but a fan favorite and furthermore a tried and true classic that everybody loves to see around the holidays.  It's like watching Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer or A Charlie Brown Christmas every year.  It's a holiday tradition and people love it to death.  But this time, I put a little spin on an old favorite. Instead of being dressed as an elf, Mrs. Claus, or a reindeer, Kenzie is actually wearing an ugly Christmas sweater with matching ugly socks.  That really hasn't been done too much.  

So, joy to the world, peace on Earth, and Murry Yiffmas to all! c:

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