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Regular Show (C) JG Q.", "writing": "Expect the unexpected\n\nJust as Mordecai told Rigby, if he caught him having any sick symptoms straight to the hospital. It's been another four weeks have passed now, nothing different have happen.\n\nThe guys have done their everyday work. Yet Mordecai is keeping on an eye on Rigby. Making sure he's not eating garbage and sleeping well. The only thing Rigby has shown are strong headaches. He haven't caught Rigby puking but the bathrooms in the mornings always have a vile smell.\n\nA new day have started, it was a Wednesday with some sprinkling rain. The forecast of this week was going to raining all week till next Tuesday. So there wasn't so much work because of the weather. So it was a cold morning, Benson decide there be no work. To just relax at home, sleep or whatever.\n\nMordecai and Rigby were playing there video games, eating chips and soda.\n\n\"Game Over, Player One is the Winner\"\n\n\"Ohhhhhhhh Guess who just won mmm mmm\"\n\n\"No fair man, my controller is just busted.\"\n\n\"A bitch fit won't make me let you win hahaha.\"\n\nRigby cross his arms, annoyed how he can't ever beat Mordecai. He felt am headache coming, he place a hand on the side of his head.\n\n\"Looks like your not feeling good.\"\n\n\"Nah it's nothing, maybe too much games...I'm just gonna take a nap.\"\n\n\"But today we have the day off, do you want to do something fun.\"\n\n\"It's raining, nothing much we can do and maybe tonight we can watch some cartoons.\"\n\nRigby took a bag of ranch flavor chips with him. His footsteps on the stairs were slow, like he a hard time going up.\n\nMordecai was once again left alone, at least his friend was talking to him. About a weeks ago Rigby fainted right front of him. But the raccoon woke up to say he was just dehydrated. Ever since that incident he been having an eye on him.\n\nIn came Benson who wanted to make sure the two were home. He only saw Mordecai playing his NES while eating chips. But also notice a beer bottle on the side of the coffee table.\n\n\"Now I get it, you guys been drinking huh.\"\n\n\"Wha! Oh Benson I didn't hear you came in the door.\"\n\n\"I asked you a question, were you guys drinking?\"\n\n\"I Uh I don't remember, I'm a little drunk to understand. Why do you care if were drinking. We're 23 years old and inside.\"\n\n\"the beer can be why Rigby has been sick, the headaches and vomiting. It totally makes sense.\"\n\n\"You sure, I asked him and he said he had the stomach flu.\"\n\n\"He has what, that is contagious Mordecai. You have to take him to the hospital for pills. And this time it's an order...okay?\"\n\nBenson lagged on his last word in his sentence when he heard a gagging noise upstairs. Mordecai and him went upstairs. Pops was at the door, looking worry also.\n\n\"What's wrong with Rigby, Benson?\"\n\n\"That's what I want to know also Pops, Hey Rigby is that you?\"\n\n\"...\"\n\n\"Answer me, I know you're in there. I see your still sick, I order you go see a doctor. I don't want the other staff getting sick because of you.\"\n\n\"...\"\n\n\"Mordecai can you take this money and take him to the doctor today. The faster he gets better the faster he goes back to work with good health.\"\n\n\"Sure, but he puts up a fight when I do bring up the topic.\"\n\nThe door open, Rigby definitely look sick, his fur color was grayish. even some vomit can be seen on the left side of his mouth.\n\n\"For the last freaking time, I'm alright nothing is wrong with me. Why do everyone insist that I need to go one.\"\n\n\"No you're not Rigby, I let you have your sick days. Now that I'm seeing it in person, I'm ordering you and Mordecai to the hospital. If you don't go, your fired.\"\n\nEveryone remind silence including Rigby, he wanted to punch his boss so badly. But knew he couldn't ever, that he was his boss it's just he was too short.\n\nBenson and Pops went downstairs leaving the young men upstairs. Rigby began to pout, he wasn't the person to be whined about this kind of stuff. So Mordecai looked at the money, and had an idea. He just use the money to go drink some coffee and use his paid check for Rigbys appointment.\n\nHe patted Rigbys back, then with a smile. He knew a way to make his friend happy once again.\n\n\"Let's go get some coffee or better go to the video game arcade.\"\n\n\"Really, alright I'm up for some video games.\"\n\nThe two walk out to the cart, Mordecai grabbing the driver's seat while Rigby next to him. The two acted like they were to the hospital. After a couple of minutes in the city, Mordecai spotted the video game arcade around the corner.\n\nOnce the two got in the store they began playing old school games. Putting their quarters in a small bucket.\n\nEverything was just peachy till, Rigby began having stomach issues. He looked over at Mordecai who was busy playing. The bathroom wasn't so clean but at least no one was in there. The toilets were clean surprisingly, he walk to the last one. Rigby began dry heaving once, twice and third. Then he finally vomited, his throat felt like on fire. Then the door open, it was Mordecai.\n\n\"Hey Rigby I know you're in here, look we can come back here after your check up.\"\n\nThere was no answer, Rigby whip the vile off his moth with his arm. Mordecai began opening the doors with his foot. Rigby was scared he be caught, he quickly rushed his body to the wall, hoping his best friend didn't catch him. That wasn't the bad part the floor was cover with dirt and weird green slime near the next toilet. But he had to think quick before he gets caught and he quickly scatter under. He finally made it the last stall and now the next problem was to get out. Mordecai went inside the last stall and let out a disturber groan. Rigby took this chance to get out, he slip out without making a noise. He grabbed his bucket full of quarters near the door and rush to a game. He quickly insert quarters, began smashing buttons. Out of no where a blue feather hand slam on to the game, Rigby stare at his hand and slowly looked up.\n\n\"No more damn excuses man, you're going to the hospital and that's fucking final.\"\n\nMordecai grab Rigby by the waist and walk out. The raccoon was putting up a fight but lost since he was out of energy. He drove with one hand to the wheel and holding on to Rigbys arm.\n\nThe whole drive was silent, not a word from either. Rigby wanted to say something but didn't know what to say.\n\nAbout a few minutes later, the two made it to the hospital. Mordecai parking in the visitors parking lot. He walk out of the cart and waited for Rigby to walk with him.\n\n\"Come on Rigby I don't want to stand in the rain.\"\n\nThe raccoon hop off the cart, he landed on his fours. Causing his hands getting wet from the cold rain. But he got on twos once they began walking to the bridge, the rain has gotten colder from earlier this morning. The double doors in the check in was large with two screen tvs on each side of the room.\n\n\"wow I didn't knew they made screen tvs bigger. Maybe we should buy one in our room huh.\"\n\n\"You got a point, it does look awesome. You can see the picture better and image playing videos games on it.\"\n\nThe two were talking about what games they could buy with a bigger tv. Then a middle age women with short blonde hair came out to the waiting room. She was wearing a light blue nurse shirt with mini clouds with birds. She called out the name Rigby on the floor, and calling it twice.\n\n\"Hey that's you Rig, aren't you gonna go?\"\n\n\"...\"\n\nRigby claw his hands under the plastic chair, he's eye narrowing down to the floor. Mordecai huffed off a groan, and raise his hand. The nice nurse walked up to them, with a warm smile. Rigby looked up with a bright blush across his face. She handed the clip board to Mordecai and said to hand to the front desk once he was done finishing signing up.\n\n\"Uh oh someone having a little crush on a hot babe.\"\n\n\"Stop Talking!\"\n\nMordecai smirked holding back his laughter. He just love annoying his friend, but the one thing he always question. Has Rigby ever had any feelings for any girl. He didn't really want to hook up with anyone in high school. He then almost forgot to start writing Rigbys info.\n\nFirst and Last : Rigby R.\n\nAge: 23\n\nWeight/Height: 35lb / 3'1.5\n\nThat was pretty much he knew about Rigby. He wanted his friend to finish it, he didn't feel right seeing his personal info. He tap the raccoons head two times, it got his attention.\n\n\"What.\"\n\n\"Jeez some bad mood you are in, here finish this. The faster you get check up the faster we can go to playing video games!\"\n\nRigby let out low moan that sounded a bit annoyed. He nab the clip board from his hand and sign whatever he could answer. Mordecai then told him he had to give it the front office. another groan was received from the raccoon who felt lazy to walk over to the desk.\n\nThey only waited for a couple of minutes till the same nurse came out. Once again calling out Rigbys name across the room. The two men wall towards the door, walking down into a small hallway and entering a room. She asked Rigby to sit on the bed chair. And for Mordecai to sit on the smaller chair. She pull her hair into a pony tail, put on her glasses and pull out her pen.\n\n\"So what brings you to the hospital Rigby.\"\n\n\"Nice of you to ask, my friend here and my boss think I have a drinking issues.\"\n\n\"When was the last time you have drunk and what symptoms have occur.\"\n\n\"The last time I drank was at new years eve and well just vomiting, nausea and fatigue.\"\n\n\"Ah...huh Rigby can you me a urinal sample, and give you a physical exam.\"\n\n\"WHAT! NoNoNoNoNoNo this is why I didn't want to come to the stupid hospital. They make you do stupid stuff and awkward things front of people.\"\n\n\"Well if you want to know what's wrong with you, please follow the my instructions. But your free to leave to leave any time Rigby.\"\n\n\"Hey man just do it, I'm going to tell Benson you refused to see the doctor and he's going to fired you.\"\n\nRigby cross his arms with a small pout on the side of his face. The doctor handled him a small cup, he then left the room. He looked around for a restroom, a nurse had pointed to one. A few minutes later Rigby came back in with one arm behind him.\n\n\"Thank you Rigby for the pee sample.\"\n\nThe nurse place some gloves on and gently grab the cup. She left the room and said a doctor would come back for a physical exam.\n\nBack at the house, Benson came back to the house for a drink. But he could not notice the mess in the living room. Even thou it wasn't his mess, he still a clean freak. As he was cleaning the living room, he saw something under the couch.\n\nHe pulled a magazine on the cover it had the picture of a very sexy raccoon. Benson was confused what he just found. He open the magazine and saw this booklet is full of nudity. He threw the dirty magazine across the room.\n\n\"Ugh what vulgarity, I wonder who owns that dirty magazine hmmm...\"\n\nIt was no joke who it could belong to, he continue cleaning the living room till he also found something else under the couch.\n\n\"What's a calendar doing under here?\"\n\nBenson turn over the small calendar, on the right corner it said 'Rigby'. Indicting the item belong to the raccoon. So he open it and saw it dates circles on it. Some writing about if he got headaches, stomach cramps. And on February he saw a date with a giant red circle with the letter 'H'. What could the letter stand for he thought. He drop the garbage bag and continue looking threw the mini booklet. Then he place the calendar the couch where he found it and head to the stairs with the garbage bag in his hand.\n\nWalking upstairs to leave it in Rigbys room. When he got inside he saw Mordecais side of the room was clean. While of course and not surprise Rigbys side of the room is a mess. He walkover and place the calendar on his bed.\n\nBut he stop to see food crumbs leading to the closet. He followed the crumbs, opening the door to see something the unexpected.\n\nRigby was laying on the hospital bed, he was staring at the ceiling. His stomach had tummy aches, he turn to the other side and rubbing it. Mordecai was watching his moves, maybe he could have the flu or something worse.\n\n\"How are you feeling Rigby?\" Mordecai lend in close still remaining sitting on to his chair.\n\n\"...sore...I want to throw up but I'm scared once I do...I feel like I can't stop...\" covering his face with his arm across his eyes and the other griping on to his upsetting stomach.\n\n\"mmm Well what's important that we're here. Hoping they find something and give you some pills for your stomach pain.\" the blue jay didn't know what to do but to only encourage his furry buddy.\n\n\"Thanks Dude\" lifting his arm off his eyes to give him a smile.\n\nRigby cramps have gotten worse, he felt something rising in his throat. He couldn't hold it any longer, he flop over to the floor. Grabbing the trashcan, and started to gagged, it lasted for three minutes.\n\nMordecai was by his side, rubbing his back. Trying to comfort his friend, what's he going thru. Rigby finally began to stop with some dry heaving. He then lay his face on Mordecai chest, making out small whimpers.\n\nMordecai didn't know what to do to make his best friend better. He pick him up by the arms and place him back on the bed. The door open entering a young men in his late 30's with a lab coat and with a warm smile.\n\n\"Good Morning Rigby, I will be your doctor. I see you have health coverage, and it says here for a health check up. But it also said that you been having some stomach issues too.\"\n\n\"Yeah, I'm scared to um know what's happening to me...\" siting up straight on the hospital bed.\n\n\"No need to worry any further anymore sport. Let's first check your weight and blood pressure.\"\n\nThe doctor walk over to him to check his heart beat, then he check his blood pressure. The doctor began to write some stuff and ask Rigby to step on a scale. As he got on it, it seem his weight had change.\n\n\"This is new, it seems that you have gain at least 10 pounds.\"\n\n\"Huh I didn't knew I was getting fat.\"\n\nRigby was surprise he gain about ten pounds, he haven't eaten anything for weeks. His stomach was also causing him pain, why eat if he was gonna throw it up later.\n\nThe last thing the doctor check was his height, and eye sight. He then place the clip board on the counter.\n\n\"Well it seems something is happening to your body. Your changing and that could mean your age.\"\n\n\"What, your saying I'm getting old? I'm only 23 years old how could I be old already.\"\n\n\"If it can't be your body changing for your age, it could be something inside you. I have seen your blood pressure have change, and heart rate also.\"\n\nRigby was worried he picked his legs placing them close to his chest. Then there was a soft knock on the door, a nurse came in with a smile on her face.\n\n\"Sorry to bother you Doctor but I have some news.\"\n\n\"You do, well what's this new you have.\" the doctor step aside from the jumpy nurse who look like she couldn't control herself.\n\n\"I'm just going to say it to the patient, congrats my dear friend.\" she glop Rigby with a tight hug, pressing their faces close. This bother Rigby a little since he don't really like people touching him.\n\nRigby was confused, why was this women hugging him and with a smile. She then looked over at Mordecai congratulating him also with a handshake and hug.\n\n\"The sample you have gave me, we check some results and saw your reason why you been feeling sick. Congrats Rigby your pregnant. \" she held Rigbys hands before throwing them in the air saying he was in fact pregnant.\n\n\"IM WHAT?!\" Jumping on to the bed with his face bright red, and shaking.\n\n\"Say What?! Rigby are you...a herm? Wait what.\" Mordecai also got up from his seat from hearing this impossible news, his best friend pregnant like how could it be possible if he knew the dude for his entire life.\n\nThe two were didn't believe this non-sense. How could a male get pregnant. They both learn in middle school sex Ed only a female was able to get a baby.\n\nThis news was so the unexpected and unbelievable Rigby ran out the room. Mordecai was behind him trying to calm him down. He was gone, where could he had gone. Then he heard a women yelled and car brakes with a stop.\n\n\"Oh Shit Rigby...\" the blue jay was to scared to move, what just happen to his brother.\n\nLong time no see, sorry if I haven't update for a while! Thank you so much if you stick around and didn't leave this story .\n\nAs the usually I been busy with school work. Surprising if I didn't turn in 'some' work my grade gradually fall. But I promise to finish this fanfic and after this I will finish Sonics Knock Up. Then maybe my other fanfics, who knows C:\n\nUpdate 1/22/13- I have been feeling sick after my exams, I'm not sure if I got sick for not sleeping well and doing over nights or maybe a certain tiger got me sick from our last kiss grrrr. lol\n\nA small WARNING the next chapter will have some sensitive and even things that could disturbed you. Sorry that's me for making these kind of stories but I can say I love making sometimes a happy ending. Who knows this story does or not. So stick around :P\n\nRegular Show (c) JG Q.\n\n", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "Expect the unexpected

Just as Mordecai told Rigby, if he caught him having any sick symptoms straight to the hospital. It's been another four weeks have passed now, nothing different have happen.

The guys have done their everyday work. Yet Mordecai is keeping on an eye on Rigby. Making sure he's not eating garbage and sleeping well. The only thing Rigby has shown are strong headaches. He haven't caught Rigby puking but the bathrooms in the mornings always have a vile smell.

A new day have started, it was a Wednesday with some sprinkling rain. The forecast of this week was going to raining all week till next Tuesday. So there wasn't so much work because of the weather. So it was a cold morning, Benson decide there be no work. To just relax at home, sleep or whatever.

Mordecai and Rigby were playing there video games, eating chips and soda.

"Game Over, Player One is the Winner"

"Ohhhhhhhh Guess who just won mmm mmm"

"No fair man, my controller is just busted."

"A bitch fit won't make me let you win hahaha."

Rigby cross his arms, annoyed how he can't ever beat Mordecai. He felt am headache coming, he place a hand on the side of his head.

"Looks like your not feeling good."

"Nah it's nothing, maybe too much games...I'm just gonna take a nap."

"But today we have the day off, do you want to do something fun."

"It's raining, nothing much we can do and maybe tonight we can watch some cartoons."

Rigby took a bag of ranch flavor chips with him. His footsteps on the stairs were slow, like he a hard time going up.

Mordecai was once again left alone, at least his friend was talking to him. About a weeks ago Rigby fainted right front of him. But the raccoon woke up to say he was just dehydrated. Ever since that incident he been having an eye on him.

In came Benson who wanted to make sure the two were home. He only saw Mordecai playing his NES while eating chips. But also notice a beer bottle on the side of the coffee table.

"Now I get it, you guys been drinking huh."

"Wha! Oh Benson I didn't hear you came in the door."

"I asked you a question, were you guys drinking?"

"I Uh I don't remember, I'm a little drunk to understand. Why do you care if were drinking. We're 23 years old and inside."

"the beer can be why Rigby has been sick, the headaches and vomiting. It totally makes sense."

"You sure, I asked him and he said he had the stomach flu."

"He has what, that is contagious Mordecai. You have to take him to the hospital for pills. And this time it's an order...okay?"

Benson lagged on his last word in his sentence when he heard a gagging noise upstairs. Mordecai and him went upstairs. Pops was at the door, looking worry also.

"What's wrong with Rigby, Benson?"

"That's what I want to know also Pops, Hey Rigby is that you?"

"..."

"Answer me, I know you're in there. I see your still sick, I order you go see a doctor. I don't want the other staff getting sick because of you."

"..."

"Mordecai can you take this money and take him to the doctor today. The faster he gets better the faster he goes back to work with good health."

"Sure, but he puts up a fight when I do bring up the topic."

The door open, Rigby definitely look sick, his fur color was grayish. even some vomit can be seen on the left side of his mouth.

"For the last freaking time, I'm alright nothing is wrong with me. Why do everyone insist that I need to go one."

"No you're not Rigby, I let you have your sick days. Now that I'm seeing it in person, I'm ordering you and Mordecai to the hospital. If you don't go, your fired."

Everyone remind silence including Rigby, he wanted to punch his boss so badly. But knew he couldn't ever, that he was his boss it's just he was too short.

Benson and Pops went downstairs leaving the young men upstairs. Rigby began to pout, he wasn't the person to be whined about this kind of stuff. So Mordecai looked at the money, and had an idea. He just use the money to go drink some coffee and use his paid check for Rigbys appointment.

He patted Rigbys back, then with a smile. He knew a way to make his friend happy once again.

"Let's go get some coffee or better go to the video game arcade."

"Really, alright I'm up for some video games."

The two walk out to the cart, Mordecai grabbing the driver's seat while Rigby next to him. The two acted like they were to the hospital. After a couple of minutes in the city, Mordecai spotted the video game arcade around the corner.

Once the two got in the store they began playing old school games. Putting their quarters in a small bucket.

Everything was just peachy till, Rigby began having stomach issues. He looked over at Mordecai who was busy playing. The bathroom wasn't so clean but at least no one was in there. The toilets were clean surprisingly, he walk to the last one. Rigby began dry heaving once, twice and third. Then he finally vomited, his throat felt like on fire. Then the door open, it was Mordecai.

"Hey Rigby I know you're in here, look we can come back here after your check up."

There was no answer, Rigby whip the vile off his moth with his arm. Mordecai began opening the doors with his foot. Rigby was scared he be caught, he quickly rushed his body to the wall, hoping his best friend didn't catch him. That wasn't the bad part the floor was cover with dirt and weird green slime near the next toilet. But he had to think quick before he gets caught and he quickly scatter under. He finally made it the last stall and now the next problem was to get out. Mordecai went inside the last stall and let out a disturber groan. Rigby took this chance to get out, he slip out without making a noise. He grabbed his bucket full of quarters near the door and rush to a game. He quickly insert quarters, began smashing buttons. Out of no where a blue feather hand slam on to the game, Rigby stare at his hand and slowly looked up.

"No more damn excuses man, you're going to the hospital and that's fucking final."

Mordecai grab Rigby by the waist and walk out. The raccoon was putting up a fight but lost since he was out of energy. He drove with one hand to the wheel and holding on to Rigbys arm.

The whole drive was silent, not a word from either. Rigby wanted to say something but didn't know what to say.

About a few minutes later, the two made it to the hospital. Mordecai parking in the visitors parking lot. He walk out of the cart and waited for Rigby to walk with him.

"Come on Rigby I don't want to stand in the rain."

The raccoon hop off the cart, he landed on his fours. Causing his hands getting wet from the cold rain. But he got on twos once they began walking to the bridge, the rain has gotten colder from earlier this morning. The double doors in the check in was large with two screen tvs on each side of the room.

"wow I didn't knew they made screen tvs bigger. Maybe we should buy one in our room huh."

"You got a point, it does look awesome. You can see the picture better and image playing videos games on it."

The two were talking about what games they could buy with a bigger tv. Then a middle age women with short blonde hair came out to the waiting room. She was wearing a light blue nurse shirt with mini clouds with birds. She called out the name Rigby on the floor, and calling it twice.

"Hey that's you Rig, aren't you gonna go?"

"..."

Rigby claw his hands under the plastic chair, he's eye narrowing down to the floor. Mordecai huffed off a groan, and raise his hand. The nice nurse walked up to them, with a warm smile. Rigby looked up with a bright blush across his face. She handed the clip board to Mordecai and said to hand to the front desk once he was done finishing signing up.

"Uh oh someone having a little crush on a hot babe."

"Stop Talking!"

Mordecai smirked holding back his laughter. He just love annoying his friend, but the one thing he always question. Has Rigby ever had any feelings for any girl. He didn't really want to hook up with anyone in high school. He then almost forgot to start writing Rigbys info.

First and Last : Rigby R.

Age: 23

Weight/Height: 35lb / 3'1.5

That was pretty much he knew about Rigby. He wanted his friend to finish it, he didn't feel right seeing his personal info. He tap the raccoons head two times, it got his attention.

"What."

"Jeez some bad mood you are in, here finish this. The faster you get check up the faster we can go to playing video games!"

Rigby let out low moan that sounded a bit annoyed. He nab the clip board from his hand and sign whatever he could answer. Mordecai then told him he had to give it the front office. another groan was received from the raccoon who felt lazy to walk over to the desk.

They only waited for a couple of minutes till the same nurse came out. Once again calling out Rigbys name across the room. The two men wall towards the door, walking down into a small hallway and entering a room. She asked Rigby to sit on the bed chair. And for Mordecai to sit on the smaller chair. She pull her hair into a pony tail, put on her glasses and pull out her pen.

"So what brings you to the hospital Rigby."

"Nice of you to ask, my friend here and my boss think I have a drinking issues."

"When was the last time you have drunk and what symptoms have occur."

"The last time I drank was at new years eve and well just vomiting, nausea and fatigue."

"Ah...huh Rigby can you me a urinal sample, and give you a physical exam."

"WHAT! NoNoNoNoNoNo this is why I didn't want to come to the stupid hospital. They make you do stupid stuff and awkward things front of people."

"Well if you want to know what's wrong with you, please follow the my instructions. But your free to leave to leave any time Rigby."

"Hey man just do it, I'm going to tell Benson you refused to see the doctor and he's going to fired you."

Rigby cross his arms with a small pout on the side of his face. The doctor handled him a small cup, he then left the room. He looked around for a restroom, a nurse had pointed to one. A few minutes later Rigby came back in with one arm behind him.

"Thank you Rigby for the pee sample."

The nurse place some gloves on and gently grab the cup. She left the room and said a doctor would come back for a physical exam.

Back at the house, Benson came back to the house for a drink. But he could not notice the mess in the living room. Even thou it wasn't his mess, he still a clean freak. As he was cleaning the living room, he saw something under the couch.

He pulled a magazine on the cover it had the picture of a very sexy raccoon. Benson was confused what he just found. He open the magazine and saw this booklet is full of nudity. He threw the dirty magazine across the room.

"Ugh what vulgarity, I wonder who owns that dirty magazine hmmm..."

It was no joke who it could belong to, he continue cleaning the living room till he also found something else under the couch.

"What's a calendar doing under here?"

Benson turn over the small calendar, on the right corner it said 'Rigby'. Indicting the item belong to the raccoon. So he open it and saw it dates circles on it. Some writing about if he got headaches, stomach cramps. And on February he saw a date with a giant red circle with the letter 'H'. What could the letter stand for he thought. He drop the garbage bag and continue looking threw the mini booklet. Then he place the calendar the couch where he found it and head to the stairs with the garbage bag in his hand.

Walking upstairs to leave it in Rigbys room. When he got inside he saw Mordecais side of the room was clean. While of course and not surprise Rigbys side of the room is a mess. He walkover and place the calendar on his bed.

But he stop to see food crumbs leading to the closet. He followed the crumbs, opening the door to see something the unexpected.

Rigby was laying on the hospital bed, he was staring at the ceiling. His stomach had tummy aches, he turn to the other side and rubbing it. Mordecai was watching his moves, maybe he could have the flu or something worse.

"How are you feeling Rigby?" Mordecai lend in close still remaining sitting on to his chair.

"...sore...I want to throw up but I'm scared once I do...I feel like I can't stop..." covering his face with his arm across his eyes and the other griping on to his upsetting stomach.

"mmm Well what's important that we're here. Hoping they find something and give you some pills for your stomach pain." the blue jay didn't know what to do but to only encourage his furry buddy.

"Thanks Dude" lifting his arm off his eyes to give him a smile.

Rigby cramps have gotten worse, he felt something rising in his throat. He couldn't hold it any longer, he flop over to the floor. Grabbing the trashcan, and started to gagged, it lasted for three minutes.

Mordecai was by his side, rubbing his back. Trying to comfort his friend, what's he going thru. Rigby finally began to stop with some dry heaving. He then lay his face on Mordecai chest, making out small whimpers.

Mordecai didn't know what to do to make his best friend better. He pick him up by the arms and place him back on the bed. The door open entering a young men in his late 30's with a lab coat and with a warm smile.

"Good Morning Rigby, I will be your doctor. I see you have health coverage, and it says here for a health check up. But it also said that you been having some stomach issues too."

"Yeah, I'm scared to um know what's happening to me..." siting up straight on the hospital bed.

"No need to worry any further anymore sport. Let's first check your weight and blood pressure."

The doctor walk over to him to check his heart beat, then he check his blood pressure. The doctor began to write some stuff and ask Rigby to step on a scale. As he got on it, it seem his weight had change.

"This is new, it seems that you have gain at least 10 pounds."

"Huh I didn't knew I was getting fat."

Rigby was surprise he gain about ten pounds, he haven't eaten anything for weeks. His stomach was also causing him pain, why eat if he was gonna throw it up later.

The last thing the doctor check was his height, and eye sight. He then place the clip board on the counter.

"Well it seems something is happening to your body. Your changing and that could mean your age."

"What, your saying I'm getting old? I'm only 23 years old how could I be old already."

"If it can't be your body changing for your age, it could be something inside you. I have seen your blood pressure have change, and heart rate also."

Rigby was worried he picked his legs placing them close to his chest. Then there was a soft knock on the door, a nurse came in with a smile on her face.

"Sorry to bother you Doctor but I have some news."

"You do, well what's this new you have." the doctor step aside from the jumpy nurse who look like she couldn't control herself.

"I'm just going to say it to the patient, congrats my dear friend." she glop Rigby with a tight hug, pressing their faces close. This bother Rigby a little since he don't really like people touching him.

Rigby was confused, why was this women hugging him and with a smile. She then looked over at Mordecai congratulating him also with a handshake and hug.

"The sample you have gave me, we check some results and saw your reason why you been feeling sick. Congrats Rigby your pregnant. " she held Rigbys hands before throwing them in the air saying he was in fact pregnant.

"IM WHAT?!" Jumping on to the bed with his face bright red, and shaking.

"Say What?! Rigby are you...a herm? Wait what." Mordecai also got up from his seat from hearing this impossible news, his best friend pregnant like how could it be possible if he knew the dude for his entire life.

The two were didn't believe this non-sense. How could a male get pregnant. They both learn in middle school sex Ed only a female was able to get a baby.

This news was so the unexpected and unbelievable Rigby ran out the room. Mordecai was behind him trying to calm him down. He was gone, where could he had gone. Then he heard a women yelled and car brakes with a stop.

"Oh Shit Rigby..." the blue jay was to scared to move, what just happen to his brother.

Long time no see, sorry if I haven't update for a while! Thank you so much if you stick around and didn't leave this story .

As the usually I been busy with school work. Surprising if I didn't turn in 'some' work my grade gradually fall. But I promise to finish this fanfic and after this I will finish Sonics Knock Up. Then maybe my other fanfics, who knows C:

Update 1/22/13- I have been feeling sick after my exams, I'm not sure if I got sick for not sleeping well and doing over nights or maybe a certain tiger got me sick from our last kiss grrrr. lol

A small WARNING the next chapter will have some sensitive and even things that could disturbed you. Sorry that's me for making these kind of stories but I can say I love making sometimes a happy ending. Who knows this story does or not. So stick around :P

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