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palace, the splintered and ruined remains of his guards strewn among the stones of the entryway. \"Vile sorcery\" Korrinrad spat as another of the Callun's reanimated legion challenged him... these soldiers, without death, had lived countless lives, and died, only to return to life. Now nothing more than walking skeletons, they stared down at the warrior, envious of his flesh and sinew with dark and empty eye sockets, grinding their teeth for want of a taste of living meat.\n\nKorrin denied this one that taste, with a crushing blow to that naked and sunbleached skull, sending pieces scattering, and a bit of dry bone dust swirling where the grotesque soldier had stood. Other skeletons rushed the powerful warhorse, and he dispatched each just as quickly as he ascended the stairs, searching for his prize - the prince of a far-off land, who had been kidnapped by Callun for his exquisite beauty. Returning the fop would net Callun a powerful fortune... and besides, he hated magic in all its forms, and enjoyed ridding the world of its pestilence. Might should come from work, and from steel, and muscle... not from unnatural incantations.\n\nA living face came to a window, an extraordinary face of clean beauty, deep golden eyes, framed by peacock feathers... an extraordinary costume for the necromancer's kidnapped sex-pet. Korrin gasped and paused for a moment at the sight, narrowly dodging the arc of a large skeleton's ax. The stallion recomosed himself, and punched the skeleton, toppling it from the staircase to shatter on the stones below.\n\nNow knowing where to go, Korrinrad battled his way to a doorway, and down passages, and up stairs towards that room. When he got inside, he found it was a throne room, and the boy was looking back at him from a pile of silk pillows. He was so beautiful... and delicate... Korrin never thought a boy would ever appeal to him that way.... Korrin glanced to the throne, and seeing it unoccupied, considered his luck at being able to complete his quest without having to battle the powerful Necromancer. \"Come now.\" he barked.\n\n\"Okay just let me get my...\" Jaspian responded in a soft musical voice.\n\n\"NOW\" Korrin repeated and strode over to the boy, grasping his slender wrist and pulling the boi along. They were out on the sands before the city gates before they were met by the skeleton army, having regrouped. Korrin pushed Jaspian back, shouting \"Stay.\" before engaging the undead. Dawn was breaking by the time Korrin had slayed the last of them, their boned piled in tall drifts, their red banners torn and crumpled. He turned to the fennec prince... and gestured him over.\n\n\"You were magnificent\" the fennec fox boy told the stallion that gazed down at him hungrily. Korrin looked down the boy's body.... magnificently effeminate for a boy, and saw that he was aroused. Korrin chuckled and pet the fox's plush cheek, feeling his own massive horse shaft starting to swell and drop down past the furs of his loincloth. He thought about how he would sample this prize tonight before returning him to his father... or maybe he should just keep the boy and leave the treasure....\n\nBoth turned as they heard the sounds of movement, the horde of palace defenders having resurrected, began spilling out from the yawning gates of the palace, now accompanied by Callun... a black wolf with glowing demon eyes and a helmet with horns like a ram's.\n\n\"He is MINE.\" bellowed the necromancer. Jaspian lowered himself in fear, a tiny whimper coming from his throat, he clutched at the powerful stallion's leg as Korrin hefted his axe, chuckling. \"COME AND TAKE HIM.\" he answered, thinking, \"This is what's best in life - crushing your enemies, driving them before you, and claiming their bois as your prize.\"\n\n--fin--\n\n***\n\n\nSo this piece is a parody of a famous Conan painting which I made for the release of the new film Conan... which I saw last night. I meant to post it before this weekend, but there were things about it that kept bugging me. I actually posted it yesterday before going to the movie but ended up taking it down. There was just too much that I felt needed to be fixed (sorry about that). This time... I think I'm happy with it.... and I hope you like it.\n\nArtwork is by me, and features [url=https://www.furaffinity.net/user/acharky]acharky[/url]'s stallion character Korrinrad and me ([url=https://www.furaffinity.net/user/jaspian]Jaspian[/url]) on a pile of skeletons in dramatic Conan-esque fashion.\n\nThanks for the crits to [url=https://www.furaffinity.net/user/hyenafur]Osirus[/url] and [url=https://www.furaffinity.net/user/angelgothfox]Kei \"Angel\" Fox[/url], but most of all to [url=https://www.furaffinity.net/user/moodyferret]MoodyFerret[/url] who pointed out some critical flaws in the original piece and I think she helped it become a lot better. (Thanks!)\n\nI hope you enjoy it. :)\n\nThanks!\n\n***\n\n\nIf you like this pic, check out some of my other movie parody art:\n\nTron: https://inkbunny.net/submissionview.php?id=88147\nSuckerpunch: https://inkbunny.net/submissionview.php?id=87953\nTransformers: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/6018083/\nHarry Potter: https://inkbunny.net/submissionview.php?id=125949\nGreen Lantern: https://inkbunny.net/submissionview.php?id=112485", "description_bbcode_parsed": "The barbarian warrior strode into the gates of the necromancer Callun's palace, the splintered and ruined remains of his guards strewn among the stones of the entryway. "Vile sorcery" Korrinrad spat as another of the Callun's reanimated legion challenged him... these soldiers, without death, had lived countless lives, and died, only to return to life. Now nothing more than walking skeletons, they stared down at the warrior, envious of his flesh and sinew with dark and empty eye sockets, grinding their teeth for want of a taste of living meat.

Korrin denied this one that taste, with a crushing blow to that naked and sunbleached skull, sending pieces scattering, and a bit of dry bone dust swirling where the grotesque soldier had stood. Other skeletons rushed the powerful warhorse, and he dispatched each just as quickly as he ascended the stairs, searching for his prize - the prince of a far-off land, who had been kidnapped by Callun for his exquisite beauty. Returning the fop would net Callun a powerful fortune... and besides, he hated magic in all its forms, and enjoyed ridding the world of its pestilence. Might should come from work, and from steel, and muscle... not from unnatural incantations.

A living face came to a window, an extraordinary face of clean beauty, deep golden eyes, framed by peacock feathers... an extraordinary costume for the necromancer's kidnapped sex-pet. Korrin gasped and paused for a moment at the sight, narrowly dodging the arc of a large skeleton's ax. The stallion recomosed himself, and punched the skeleton, toppling it from the staircase to shatter on the stones below.

Now knowing where to go, Korrinrad battled his way to a doorway, and down passages, and up stairs towards that room. When he got inside, he found it was a throne room, and the boy was looking back at him from a pile of silk pillows. He was so beautiful... and delicate... Korrin never thought a boy would ever appeal to him that way.... Korrin glanced to the throne, and seeing it unoccupied, considered his luck at being able to complete his quest without having to battle the powerful Necromancer. "Come now." he barked.

"Okay just let me get my..." Jaspian responded in a soft musical voice.

"NOW" Korrin repeated and strode over to the boy, grasping his slender wrist and pulling the boi along. They were out on the sands before the city gates before they were met by the skeleton army, having regrouped. Korrin pushed Jaspian back, shouting "Stay." before engaging the undead. Dawn was breaking by the time Korrin had slayed the last of them, their boned piled in tall drifts, their red banners torn and crumpled. He turned to the fennec prince... and gestured him over.

"You were magnificent" the fennec fox boy told the stallion that gazed down at him hungrily. Korrin looked down the boy's body.... magnificently effeminate for a boy, and saw that he was aroused. Korrin chuckled and pet the fox's plush cheek, feeling his own massive horse shaft starting to swell and drop down past the furs of his loincloth. He thought about how he would sample this prize tonight before returning him to his father... or maybe he should just keep the boy and leave the treasure....

Both turned as they heard the sounds of movement, the horde of palace defenders having resurrected, began spilling out from the yawning gates of the palace, now accompanied by Callun... a black wolf with glowing demon eyes and a helmet with horns like a ram's.

"He is MINE." bellowed the necromancer. Jaspian lowered himself in fear, a tiny whimper coming from his throat, he clutched at the powerful stallion's leg as Korrin hefted his axe, chuckling. "COME AND TAKE HIM." he answered, thinking, "This is what's best in life - crushing your enemies, driving them before you, and claiming their bois as your prize."

--fin--

***


So this piece is a parody of a famous Conan painting which I made for the release of the new film Conan... which I saw last night. I meant to post it before this weekend, but there were things about it that kept bugging me. I actually posted it yesterday before going to the movie but ended up taking it down. There was just too much that I felt needed to be fixed (sorry about that). This time... I think I'm happy with it.... and I hope you like it.

Artwork is by me, and features acharky's stallion character Korrinrad and me (Jaspian) on a pile of skeletons in dramatic Conan-esque fashion.

Thanks for the crits to Osirus and Kei "Angel" Fox, but most of all to MoodyFerret who pointed out some critical flaws in the original piece and I think she helped it become a lot better. (Thanks!)

I hope you enjoy it. :)

Thanks!

***


If you like this pic, check out some of my other movie parody art:

Tron: https://inkbunny.net/submissionview.php?id=88147
Suckerpunch: https://inkbunny.net/submissionview.php?id=87953
Transformers: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/6018083/
Harry Potter: https://inkbunny.net/submissionview.php?id=125949
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