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The year is 1985, and it hasn’t been too long since Fievel Mousekewitz helped send Warren T. Cat’s gang to Hong Kong, which is currently part of the United Kingdom, though that’s likely going to change in about a decade or so. One of his friends, the skateboarder mouse named Tony Toponi, whose real name might or might not be Antonio, looks at you and and smiles. It has been about a few minutes since his kiss with Bridget Luchimer, a friend of his that graduated from high school a couple months ago. In the background, there is a radio playing the top 10 hit “Broken Wings” by the band Mister Mister, which is a week or so removed from the top of the charts. You started to nod your head to it. Tony then asks what you want to do. You’ve taken a liking to him, so you asked him to remove his clothes. He’s 15, you sick freak! Nonetheless, he gives you this peek, revealing green and red underwear. These are the colours of the flag of Italy, where his ancestors moved from about 100 years ago. It’s also revealed to you that, despite being born in the US in 1970, he was never circumcised. He then tells you that the only ones doing that for reasons other than religion and culture are humans, and that mice only do it because of religion (see Mousekewitz, Fievel as Exhibit A), or some cultural reasons, not the reasons humans in the English-speaking world used in the 19th century to justify it. After he puts his underwear and pants back on, you give him a hug, and walk with him to the rest of his friends.