The Chronicles of Bitch Ian Chapter 1.5

	*Brief recap: After years of slavery and poor treatment from his owner and father; Ian, the original jew, Bitch Ian had gone on a murder spree. He was able to take the life of his torturer but did not account on how Ian was able to convince the Devil to go to war against Bitch Ian.

	Bitch Ian met his end as the barrel of a shotgun met his gaze from his former owner’s friends. He was prepared but right before he drew his last breath he said to his killers “Suck on me nards you failed abortions, kissef my bootyhole” and boom went the dynamite.

	The light faded but there was only fire as hell awaited him… and so did war. Bitch Ian did not waste a moment as he grabbed ahold a demon’s penis and used it as a fierce weapon against the horde of oncoming monstrosities. He stroked it and made his makeshift weapon harder than the might of Jesus and ran into battle. Ian, the original jew, sat beside the Devil and watched as his clone fought wave after of wave of demons.

	Days had passed and Bitch Ian was closing into the Devil, knowing he would perish, The Devil sent Ian to heaven where he contacted Zeus and told him of the incoming danger that was Bitch Ian. Zeus heeded his warnings and prepared his forces as Ian, the original jew, was confident. Bitch Ian looked above and yelled “BRO, WTF BRO. BRO. NO.” and Ian, the original jew, yelled back “Bro. STFU Bro. That’s why I broke your dick.” and went to go eat soup. Legends say the Devil had to spread his booty cheeks and let Bitch Ian slide into his DM. Others say he blew Bitch Ian harder than a tornado carrying a car. It didn’t matter, the Devil was gone and Zeus was the only being able to stand a chance against Bitch Ian.

To Be Continued.