Jaml's Unlucky Night
By JJ

	Kelseth; the half dragon cleric, Rixis; the lizard monk, Chessa; the calico feline fighter, Arrow; the snow feline wizard, Osborne; the half-ling rouge, and me Jaml; the Illithid sorcerer, entered into the inn after rescuing a stout dwarf who was the cook of the inn. Kelseth was really hungry at this time and the dwarf, who's name is Florence waddled off to the kitchen to make us up some grub. We ordered as the waitress came by. After ordering Chessa wandered off into the kitchen to see if she could learn a thing or two from Florence.

	After ordering, I cleared off the table I was sitting at and began to set up my alchemy equipment. I started looking over notes and books I had acquired. I wanted to experiment with some of the unknown herbs I had gotten. Suddenly a woman gingerly walked over to me. My red eyes shifted up as she came closer but I continued to try my best to focus on my work.
“Must be lonely being an alchemist for the group.”
I blinked and set down a vial, looking up at the woman, a nice elf woman. I shrugged.
“It's more because I'm a Mind Flayer but I guess.”
I went back to messing with my components and herbs. The elf woman stood behind me, watching what I was doing. I cleared my throat,
“You want something? Need me to make you a love potion or something?”
She put her hand on my shoulder then trailed it down my arm,
“I'm more interested in you.”
I didn't know how to respond, most people didn't pay me this much attention. I looked around the room, Everyone was doing other stuff and not seeing what was going on with me.
“Well again I'm a Mind Flayer. It's really hard to believe that you are interested in me.”
The elf woman smiled and lent down whispering to the side of my head. She spoke,
“Meet me in the room at the end of the hallway on the 2nd floor. We can have some fun.”
She giggled then pulled away and waved to me as she walked to the stairs then up them. I looked around, Osborne was looking at me so was Adrian (the ward they were escorting). I had a big grin on my face then cleared my throat and went back to my work, trying to boost a Bull's Strength potion plus making some more rage potions for the cleric. I soon finished up my work just in time for the meal to come out. I cleaned up my alchemy equipment and began to eat the fiery food I ordered.

	Everyone ate, after the meal Chessa rolled out some dwarven ale. I took some, drank a bit before stumbling up to the room. Kelseth and Osborne were already in their rooms, not sure if they were asleep or just in there. I got to the end of the hallway, which felt like the longest walk. I opened the door and saw the temptress. She was hot but I still think Samus was hotter, I missed her.
“Come on in.”
She called out to me and I entered the room and shut the door, I swear I heard it lock but I shrugged it off. She was in a bra and underwear, spread out on the bed I was going to sleep on and hopefully make love on. I began to strip off my robe, setting all my equipment to the side in a neat pile. She stared at me for a moment, guess not a lot of people could tell I was a herm. It wasn't really out yet though so all I had going for me was that I had a slit between where my legs connected to my body. Was having a bit of trouble getting it out. I got on the bed and sat over her. She began to stroke one of my tentacles which was kinda weird to me but also a little arousing. Slowly my cock began to slip out of the top of my slit. She noticed this and reached down to stroke it. I tensed up as it slowly hardened. She groaned then grumbled pushing me back.
“Come on.”
There was a slight annoyance in her voice as she tried to get over me. My member wasn't wanting to work with her. She was over me now, trying to ride my cock but nothing was working.
“Screw this. I wanted to at least let you die with a smile on your face.”
“Wha?”
She drew a dagger and swiped it at me, I managed to move back a bit but she still got me. I grunted and put my hands on her. The glowed as I set her bra and underwear on fire. She rolled off to the side cursing. I rolled as well, the wrong side. I started yelling for help. The temptress recovered and stood up, not looking like a human. She was a drow elf. Still kinda hot all naked now.
“Stupid Illithid! You will die for what you did to my brother!”
The door to my room burst open and there stood Kelseth. Behind him was Osborne.
“Keep it down! Oh what?”
“She's trying to kill me!”
The drow elf jumped over the bed, dagger drawn as she cut me again. The dragonborn cleric raised his hand and shot out a beam of light, knocking her off of me. I jumped to the other side of the bed and managed to grab my fire focus then dashed out of the room. The halfling shot a crossbow bolt at the drow elf. I hide in the room across from mine to recover then I heard the doors downstairs blow open. This was a full scale battle, and I was naked.
	Kelseth and Osborne continued to fight the drow elf with me flinging off fire orbs from the room I was in. Arrow joined in the battle when the fighting pushed into the hallway. The drow elf turned her focus from me to my companions but ultimately ended up dead. I cracked the door open to see the assassin dead at the end of the hallway, there was another voice from the opposite side. A half orc woman. I grabbed a sheet from the bed and wrapped myself then headed out. The white feline wizard wanted to know what was up,
“You remember that guy in the woods before Tennant. I told him we were abandoning our quest and he bought it, then Kelseth and Chessa killed him in the catacombs. Well that temptress was his sister and she wanted revenge.”
“She didn't look like that before.”
“Well maybe we can figure all this out in the morning because I haven't been able to get some sleep.”
I said as Kelseth pushed past me and back into his room. The half orc human nodded then just took Rixis's room. I gathered my things from the room that once was mine and went into another room to sleep. Everyone went back to bed.

End