Kanine Kinks- One Stinky Sleepover One evening in Brisbane, Australia, a group of Australian cattle dogs were getting ready for a slumber party. “Hey Mum, can Jack and Rusty come over for a sleepover?” Bluey asked. “I dunno… are you SURE you wanna sleep with boys?” Chilli asked back. “Pleeease, Mum? They’re my friends! We play lots of games together!” “Okay, okay. But you gotta promise you won’t get too rough with them.” Bluey went up to break the news to her sister. “Bingo, Bingo! Mum said yes! We can have a sleepover with Jack and Rusty!” Bluey excitedly announced. “Hooray!” Bingo cheered. “Did you tell Mum and Dad about how their fluffies made you feel?” “No, I didn’t. I want to keep it a secret from them so they don’t think I’m gross and hate me.” Bluey answered. Flashback to one, maybe two days ago. It was a nice, warm day when Bluey was busy playing with Jack & Rusty, two friends who liked playing army, probably because one of them had a dad in the military. Bluey was pretending to sneak up on them from behind, but the blue heeler’s blitzkrieg was cut short when the jack russell terrier let out a rancid fluffy (or fart) that went right into her face. *prrrft* After taking a sniff, Bluey found it excited her once more. She found that she loved everyone’s fluffies and not just ones from certain people, and she took every opportunity she had. “Mmmm, so stinky, hehehe!” Bluey said to her self, feeling the rush of excitement of sniffing someone’s farts. But then, the two must’ve heard her, because they turned around snd gave her a surprised look. “I mean- EWW! Jack! You fluffied in my face! “Bluey, you’re not supposed to like the poison gas attack. It’s supposed to hurt you.” Rusty said. “I know, it’s soooo gross!” Bluey fibbed. “Bluey, we don’t think it’s weird if you like fluffies. In fact, we have our own gross thing we like.” Jack said. “Oh cool! You wanna have a sleepover then? We can share fluffies and stink up the place. But you gotta keep it a secret from Mum.” Bluey said. “Ehhh, sure! That sounds nice.” Jack said. “We’ll meet you on Saturday.” Flash forward to now, when Bluey and Bingo are giggling at the prospect of their first boy/girl sleepover, and how it was going to be super exciting and full of stinky treats. Suddenly, the doorbell rang, indicating the presence of the two guests. “THEY’RE HERE!” Bluey shouted in excitement. Upon opening the door, she was greeted by Jack and Rusty. “Hey Bluey, are we ready for the sleepover!” Jack said. “Where do we put our stuff?” “You can put them in our room. Hehehe!” Said Bluey, getting overly excited about the night. As the two got settled into their room for the night, Bluey and Bingo were waiting for a pizza to arrive for the slumber party. “Kids, pizza’s here!” Said Chilli. “And remember! Don’t hog it all, save some for each other.” “And for me.” Bandit added, partially joking. “And for your fa- oh nice try, Bandit!” The kids all giggled at the little interaction Mr. and Mrs. Heeler had. But now was the time to get ready for the slumber party. The Heelers went into their room and brought the pizza up with them. Since there were four of them and eight slices, everyone got two slices. “Wow, this pizza’s amazing! It’s so cheesy!” Rusty said. “I wanna eat this stuff every day!” Said Jack. “So you said you liked our farts? Is that why you sniffed our butts the other day?” “Yeah. But be quiet.” Said Bluey. “I don’t want Mum or Dad to hear. Especially not Dad, since I’ve smelled his before, and he thinks they’re too stinky for me.” “Have you sniffed your own farts before?” Rusty asked. “Yeah, but they’re not as smelly as Dad’s, or my Aunt Trixie’s. I wanna know what your farts are like when there’s more. I heard Dad say pizza makes you gotta REALLY let out fluffies.” Later that same night, Bluey and the gang were busy playing one of Rusty’s army games, when Chilli came to the door and told everyone it was time for bed. Of course, being a sleepover, that didn’t mean anything. Just that the lights had to be off. “Okay, who needs to fluffy?” Bluey whispered. A slight gurgle could be heard in Jack’s stomach, indicating there was some gas trapped in there. *brrrraappppp* “Oh, phew! Excuse me!” Said Jack, as he ripped a fat wggy-scented toot right in Bluey’s face. “Bluey… you sure you like this?” “Of course! My area between my legs is gushing, it’s so happy.” She responded. Rusty looked over at Bluey’s vagina, and thought she was peeing, having no experience with vaginal fluids. “Bluey… you’re doing a wee…” Rusty said. “No, Rusty. This isn’t pee, it’s… I dunno what it is, but it’s a very grown up thing.” “So whenever someone fluffies in your face, it makes… that come out?” Jack asked. “Yup!” After that brief interaction, Rusty’s stomach began to rumble too. “Oh man, my stomach! I feel so full! I think I’m gonna-“ Rusty said, before being interrupted with a short, meaty-smelling fart. *frrbt* “Excuse me, Bluey.” He said, wafting his butt scent to Bluey’s snout. “That’s it? I thought there would be more.” Said a confused Bluey. “I dunno, must be-“ *BRRRRRRRRVVVVVVVVVVTTTTTT* “-the calm before the storm.” Rusty said, a little startled. “Ahhhhh, that’s more like it!” Praised Bluey, at the rancid smell. “Bluey, that wasn’t me.” Said Rusty. “Or me.” Jack said. “‘Scuse meeeee!” Said Bingo in a cheeky tone of voice. Bluey was shocked at how much heat her little sister’s ass could pack. Thought this was her first time having two slices of pizza instead of one. New things were bound to happen to Bingo. Meanwhile, the parents kept hearing muffled fart sounds, wondering what was going on. “Mmf, Bandit, let’s not get double cheese next time…” Chilli said in a drowsy tone. “Them kids are givin’ my bum a run for its money.” Bandit said, back. “You should probably bring an air freshener next morning.” Back in Bluey’s room, Bluey was sharing her experiences with other fluffies from friends and family. All the while soaking up everyone’s farts from under a blanket. *Yaaawwwnnn* “I think I’m ready for bed. “Me too.” Said Jack and Rusty. “Can you all do me one favour though?” “What’s that?” Jack asked. Bluey wanted everyone to sleep with their butt in her face, so when they fluffy, she’ll be directly in the line of fire. To the rest, this was a new experience that seemed unique and funny. But to Bluey, this was pure heaven.