Bush Wee Games It was a warm, summer day in Brisbane when a suburban family of blue heelers was just waking up. “Morning, Bingo!” Chimed Bluey, the older of the two daughters. “Good morning, Bluey.” Bingo replied. “Let’s go see what’s on the telly!” The two Heelers immediately rushed downstairs to see their father, Bandit was busy laying down on the couch watching a documentary about American landmarks. Currently the narrator was talking about Niagara Falls. “…these great falls are one of the country’s most beautiful natural landmarks.” Said the narrator. “Dad? What’s a natural landmark?” Bluey inquired. “It means it created itself, and people didn’t.” Answered Bandit. “A couple big glaciers floated over there, and all that water you see is from them melting.” “How much water is there?” Bingo asked. “Not sure, all I know is there’s a LOT of it.” Bandit replied. Suddenly, he felt a pang in his crotch-region. “Oh dear, I should’ve watched this after my morning wee!” Said Bandit, grabbing his crotch. Bandit was no stranger to having his toilet time interrupted, but usually his morning wee was one of, if not his only surefire moment of privacy in that regard. So Bandit, having missed that opportunity, was paying the price. His two children found his antics hilarious, laughing hysterically at their father’s desperation. “I just hope yer Mum hasn’t- Ahhh, biscuits!” Bandit ran to the bathroom door, only to hear the sound of Chili’s blowdryer, indicating the bathroom was occupied. Still, Bandit knocked on the door. “Occupied!” Exclaimed Chili. “C’mon, sweetie! I’m BUSTIN’~” Bandit had a lot to drink the night before, so he was true to his word. He stood there, paws on his groin, knock-kneed, trying his best to hold his urine in before he got to the restroom. Bluey and Bingo bore witness to this spectacle, and that gave the elder daughter an idea. “So just use the other toilet!” Chili responded. For a moment, Bandit ceased his potty-dance, and face palmed after remembering they had two bathrooms. Before he could make it to the second restroom, Bluey had blocked his path. “Make way, Bluey. I really gotta wee.” “How badly do you need the toilet?” Bluey asked, purposefully keeping Bandit from his goal. “I’m bustin’! I can’t hold it for long! Now move, before I spring a leak!” Bandit’s crotch-grip tightened as his bladder couldn’t take it anymore. “Okay, if you say so. It’s allllll yours!” Said Bluey, talking slowly to draw out her dad’s suffering. Finally, Bandit could take a leak. It got to the point where the moment he finally reached the latrine, a huge stream of piss was unleashed when his gigantic, meaty, canine cock muscles gave out. Any more time and he’d have to clean up. Despite Bandit’s protests, Bluey had a lot of fun teasing Bandit like that, and came up with a new game idea. “Bingo, let’s play ‘Occupied!’” Bluey suggested. “Okay! Wait- how do you play?” Bingo asked. “We pretend like someone’s taking ages in the toilet and we both need it now.” The two Heeler pups raced out to their backyard to begin their game. “Where should the toilets be?” Bluey wondered. “The bushes!” Said Bingo pointing to their backyard foliage. The duo was eager to start, but neither of the Heelers knew what made people have to wee. Out of curiosity, Bluey went inside and asked Chili. “Mum, how do people need to wee like Dad?” “You’ve gotta drink a lot of fluids, sweetie.” “Like water?” “Sure!” “Thanks, Mum!” Bluey ran back outside to tell Bingo. Once the daughters were educated, Bluey decided to turn on their garden hose for them to feign drinking out of. “Oh no, I’ve had too much to drink!” Bluey said, playfully. “Me too! I really need the dunny!“ Bingo replied. Bluey led Bingo to one set of bushes, and pretended-knocked on them. “Excuse us, I drank lots of water and I need to wee!” Bluey announced while crossing her legs. “Sorry! This toilet is occupied!” Bingo responded, impersonating someone else on the toilet. After that sequence, the Heelers decided to switch roles. Bingo ran up to an adjacent bush, and knocked on it. “Uh, ex- excuse me. I need to uhh use the toilet.” Bingo said, bouncing up and down. “Occupied!” Said Bluey. “Are you sure? I’m busting!” Bingo replied, putting her hands on her groin. “Oh, yes! Sorry, you’ll have to find another toilet!” Just then, Bandit came out to the yard wondering what the kids were playing. After a brief explanation from Bingo, Bandit attached the garden hose to their sprinkler to “make the game more interesting”. The daughters were both staring at the streams of water from the sprinkler, and started to feel funny between their legs. “Bluey?” “Yes, Bingo?” “Did we… actually ‘go’ at all today? For real?” “…No, I don’t think so. Why? Are you busting?” “Yeah. Are you?” “I’m busting.” The Heeler daughters felt their bladders pang as they stared at the water sprinkler. It was at this point when they called a time-out on the game and ran back inside to wee. Unfortunately for them, that would be easier said than done. When they explained to Bandit what game they were playing Bandit then relayed the information to Chili, and the parents ultimately decided to play along. “Mum! Dad! We need the toilets, now!” Bingo and Bluey said in unison. The duo of dogs gripping their groins to keep from having any accidents. “Bingo, look! There’s one of the toilets!” Bluey said, pointing to a nearby door. “Now hold on just a moment, kids. That bathroom’s a total mess, and Dad just used the other one.” Chili said. “Why don’t you go watch some TV until they’re available.” “Okay, Mum.” The pups replied. Bingo and Bluey went over to the couch to watch TV, only to find it was stuck on the Niagara Falls documentary. Chili cleverly hid the remote so the channel couldn’t be changed. That meant the two were stuck watching constant, rushing water for a while. Their bladders ached to release as the Heelers couldn’t help but watch something that resembled something they oh so desperately needed to do. Seconds felt like hours as Bluey and her sister continued to squirm while cross-legged on the couch. “Muuuum! When will the toilets be open?!” Bingo asked. “Huh? Oh, I believe both got taken care of a few minutes ago.” Chili responded, subtly snickering to herself. Upon hearing this, the two daughters rushed for the bathrooms. Bluey taking the upstairs, and Bingo taking downstairs. Bluey got to the stairwell when Bandit blocked her way. “Daaad! I need to wee!” “Oh yeah? How badly do you need to go?” “Like, NOWW!!!” Bluey shouted, dancing in place while her bladder expanded. “Well you should’ve gone earlier. The place stinks real bad now.” Bandit joked. As for Bingo, Chili needed some help in the kitchen. “Oh, hey, Bingo. Could you be a dear and fill this pot with water?” Chili requested, handing Bingo a large pot. “You can just put it in the sink. Oh, but don’t let it overflow. Don’t take your eyes off it.” To this, Bingo simply groaned in annoyance. The young Heelers’ pains worsened as Bluey also caught wind of the sink’s running water. “I can’t, hold it, anymore!” Bingo announced, as she reached her limit. Likewise, Bluey also reached her limit and ran out to the yard to make a bush wee. Bingo saw her older sister on the way out, and got the same idea. Chili and Bandit exchanged a few looks with each other, before Bandit walked out of the back door. “Hey, kids. How do YOU like it?” Bandit asked, rhetorically. “It’s not fun when you gotta pee and you get interrupted, isn’t it?” Bingo and Bluey couldn’t respond to what he was saying, as both were too busy experiencing the euphoria of making it to a vacant bathroom. Their streams of piss coating several of the leaves and some flower petals in the bushes, soaking into the ground. This went on for a good 1 or 2 minutes before the pups were all finished. By the stench of their pee, you could tell their bladders had been brewing something fierce. “Well, what do you have to say?” Bandit asked. “We’re sorry for interrupting you, Dad.” The two said, finally getting what just happened and why their parents were acting weird. “Ok. Now, if someone needs to go, let them go!” Explained Bandit. “Don’t keep them waiting or else they’ll pee on the floor. And if you need to go, don’t wait.” And from that day forward, every night before bed, Bluey and Bingo made sure to take a tactical wee.