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So yeah, I didn't come up with the questions, I found them on Tumblr. I don't know if I'll do this for Xever or not. Maybe if I'm really bored or something lol.", "writing": "First Questionnaire \n\n1. Are looks important in a relationship?\n\nI mean, sort of. It's nice when they're easy on the eyes.\n\n2. Are relationships ever worth it?\n\nI don't know, I've only ever been in one and I'm currently in it. So far it's worth it I guess.\n\n3. Are you a virgin?\n\nPffftt, no.\n\n4. Are you in a relationship?\n\nYes\n\n5. Are you in love?\n\nI...I guess\n\n6. Are you single this year?\n\nI just said I was in a relationship. Geeze make up your mind.\n\n7. Can you commit to one person?\n\nI guess I'll find out\n\n8. Describe your crush\n\nHow about I crush you\n\n9. Describe your perfect mate\n\nSomeone who's hot and can put up with my shit.\n\n10. Do you believe in love at first sight?\n\nI guess so, that's kinda what happened with Scarlet\n\n11. Do you ever want to get married?\n\nI mean, if Scarlet wants to. I don't really care either way.\n\n12. Do you forgive betrayal?\n\nWell she'd probably be dead so I wouldn't have to worry about forgiving her\n\n13. Do you get jealous easily?\n\n...Maybe\n\n14. Do you have a crush on anyone?\n\nJust my mate Scarlet\n\n15. Do you have any piercings?\n\nNo\n\n16. Do you have any tattoos?\n\nI wish\n\n17. Do you like kissing in public?\n\nNot really, it's kinda embarrassing \n\n18. Do you shower every day?\n\nYes\n\n19. Do you think someone has feelings for you?\n\nI would hope Scarlet would. If anyone else does I really don't give a damn \n\n20. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?\n\nDamned if I know. If they are its probably not good thoughts\n\n21. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?\n\nProbably\n\n22. Do you think you'll be married in 5 years?\n\nI...I don't know\n\n23. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?\n\nI am in one you dumb ass. How many times do I have to say it?!\n\n24. Has anyone told you they don't want to ever lose you?\n\nUhhhh, I don't think so?\n\n25. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?\n\nHa, no. That's weird.\n\n26. Have you ever been cheated on?\n\nNo\n\n27. Have you ever cheated on someone?\n\nNo, I've never been in a relationship until now so there was no way I could cheat. I usually just use girls for sex.\n\n28. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?\n\nI don't want plastic on my body, that sounds weird\n\n29. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?\n\nFuck no\n\n30. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?\n\n...What?\n\n31. Have you ever had sex with a man?\n\nWHAT, NO! Ew, that's gross.\n\n32. Have you ever had sex with a woman?\n\nIt's the only kind of sex to have\n\n33. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?\n\nProbably\n\n34. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?\n\nNo, that's weird. Especially considering most of them are guys\n\n35. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?\n\nActually, I have the opposite problem. Any chick I bring home to fuck Xever likes or has even done before\n\n36. Have you ever liked someone you didn't expect to?\n\nNot really\n\n37. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn't have?\n\nNo\n\n38. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?\n\nNo, that's weird and dumb\n\n39. Have you had sex so far this year?\n\nLots\n\n40. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?\n\nProbably about 5 seconds. Most of the time I skip the kissing and go right to the wandering\n\n41. How long was your longest relationship?\n\nDon't know yet\n\n42. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?\n\nJust one. And I'm talking girlfriends, I've never had a boyfriend and I never will, just so we're clear\n\n43. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?\n\nHow should I know, that's like forever from now. Geeze we're only in Age 858\n\n44. How many times did you have sex last year?\n\nI don't keep score\n\n45. How old are you?\n\n30\n\n46. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?\n\nI'd say `I don't care, let's have sex anyway' or `...And?'\n\n47. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?\n\nI like Scarlet's boobs and she's pretty feisty in bed. Oh, and I guess she's got a good personality too or whatever\n\n48. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?\n\nI can't say because my first love is the girl I'm with now. And it would depend on why we broke up if I took her back or not.\n\n49. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?\n\nI would do most things for my friends\n\n50. Is there anyone you've given up on? Why?\n\nNo\n\n51. Is there someone mad because you're dating/talking to the person you are?\n\nDon't know, don't really care\n\n52. Is there someone you will never forget?\n\nI'd probably never forget any of my friends, even if I tried\n\n53. Share a relationship story.\n\nNo\n\n54. State 8 facts about your body\n\nWow, um, let's see. I have huge scar near my heart and one across my eye, I have a tail, people say I have a large dick, ok that's 3. Um, I have big muscles. And I can't think of anything else that's not any different from anybody else.\n\n55. Things you want to say to an ex\n\nI don't have one but if I did I'd probably say things like `fuck off' or something\n\n56. What are five ways to win your heart?\n\nSex, food, more food, more sex, and both food and sex at the same time \n\n57. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)\n\nNo\n\n58. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?\n\nI don't know I never cared to ask. I'm sure that whore at the space brothel was a lot older than me, and I was 15 at the time.\n\n59. What is the first thing you notice in someone?\n\nBoobs if we're talking about women.\n\n60. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?\n\nI...I don't know. I don't wanna talk about that with you\n\n61. What is your definition of ``having sex''?\n\nWhen I put my penis in her vagina and we start thrusting and moaning until I cum \n\n62. What is your definition of cheating?\n\nWhen someone is supposed to be my mate and they fuck someone else\n\n63. What is your favourite foreplay routine?\n\nI don't have time for that nonsense\n\n64. What is your favourite roleplay?\n\nAgain, I don't have time for that. Let's just cut to the chase\n\n65. What is your idea of the perfect date?\n\nWhen it ends with sex\n\n66. What is your sexual orientation?\n\nStraight\n\n67. What turns you off?\n\nUh, I never really thought about it. I guess dicks?\n\n68. What turns you on?\n\nA nice body and a feisty attitude. Someone who thinks they can take me on in and out of the bedroom.\n\n69. What was your kinkiest wet dream?\n\nI'm not sure I know. Can't go wrong with regular rough sex\n\n70. What words do you like to hear during sex?\n\nHearing her shout my name is always nice. I've noticed we Saiyans tend to growl during sex if it's really good so growling too. \n\n71. What's something sweet you'd like someone to do for you?\n\nEw, don't make me sick\n\n72. What's the most superficial characteristic you look for?\n\n...what?\n\n73. What's the sweetest thing anyone's ever done for you?\n\nCook for me\n\n74. What's the sweetest thing you've ever done for someone?\n\nI don't do sweet things, what kind of guy do you take me for?\n\n75. What's your opinion on age differences in relationships?\n\nI mean, so long as she's not like 80 or something who cares\n\n76. What's your dirtiest secret?\n\nEven if I had one I wouldn't tell you\n\n77. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?\n\nI don't know, it's been a while. I get jealous if Cumber tries to hang around Scarlet. Stay away from my mate you bastard!\n\n78. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?\n\nA long time ago and that was probably to my mother\n\n79. Who are five people you find attractive?\n\nI don't know if I know 5 people. I mean, Scarlet of course. I guess if I were gay, which I'm not, I'd say my friend Xever is pretty attractive. I mean, he does get a lot of chicks so that says something. There are some other girls in Conton City that are pretty hot but I don't feel like listing them all. Mostly cuz I can't remember all their names.\n\n80. Who is the last person you hugged?\n\nI don't do hugs. Xever tries to hug me all the time and I hate it.\n\n81. Who was your first kiss with?\n\nI don't know, I can't remember \n\n82. Why did your last relationship fail?\n\nIt didn't?\n\n83. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?\n\nWhat's the internet? Is that the place where Xever gets his porn off the computer? I wouldn't date a computer hoe\n\nSecond Questionnaire \n\n1: When did you lose your virginity? \n\nWhen I was 15 at a space brothel.\n\n2: Rough sex or soft sex? \n\nRough all the way\n\n3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? \n\nNot really, no\n\n4: Weirdest place you've had sex? \n\nUh, I guess a brothel is a pretty weird place to have sex. I had sex on a roof once too.\n\n5: Favourite sex position? \n\nWhen I'm on top, as it should be\n\n6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive? \n\nDominant, duh.\n\n7: Have you ever had any one-night stands? \n\nPlenty. In fact, before I started dating Scarlet everyone was a one-night stand, unless they came back I guess.\n\n8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? \n\nWhy not all 3? I mean, not at the same time but you know. It's all good. \n\n9: Have you ever had sex in a public place? \n\nYeah, a few times.\n\n10: Have you ever been caught masturbating? \n\nN-no. Only an idiot gets caught masturbating. I don't do it often enough to get caught anyway\n\n11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like? \n\nWho cares? It's not gonna stay on long anyway\n\n12: How often do you have sex? \n\nAs often as I can get it\n\n13: Is there anybody right now you'd like to have sex with? \n\nScarlet. I'd do her anytime\n\n14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? \n\nEither is good. Of course, I'd prefer to be on the receiving end but giving can have its benefits to.\n\n15: Most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you during sex? \n\nLike I'd share that!\n\n16: A song you'd listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? \n\nI don't listen to music during sex\n\n17: A song you'd listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? \n\nAgain, don't listen to music during sex\n\n18: Are you into dressing up for sex? \n\nNo. What's the point on putting on clothes if they're just gonna come right off anyway?\n\n19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? \n\nWhy not both?\n\n20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? \n\nI'd better say Scarlet or I might be minus one dick\n\n21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? \n\nOnce. I was awkward and I don't like to talk about it\n\n22: Do you/would you use sex toys? \n\nNo. I'm all the toy we need\n\n23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? \n\nNo\n\n24: Would you have sex with your best friend? \n\nEw, no! I would never have sex with Xever. That's nasty!\n\n25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink) \n\nWell, I usually have to pee really bad after sex so I guess pee\n\n26: Something that will never fail to get you horny? \n\nSometimes all it takes is a nice body. That and if she talks dirty to me\n\n27: Early morning sex or late-night sex? \n\nWhy not both?\n\n28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex? \n\nOo, I'm torn between asses and titties. Do I have to choose?\n\n29: Favourite body part on the same sex?\n\nI-I don't know. If I say penis does that make me sound gay? I mean, I like my penis but nobody else's.\n\n \n\n30: Do you watch porn? \n\nYeah, sometimes.\n\n", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "First Questionnaire

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

I mean, sort of. It's nice when they're easy on the eyes.

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

I don't know, I've only ever been in one and I'm currently in it. So far it's worth it I guess.

3. Are you a virgin?

Pffftt, no.

4. Are you in a relationship?

Yes

5. Are you in love?

I...I guess

6. Are you single this year?

I just said I was in a relationship. Geeze make up your mind.

7. Can you commit to one person?

I guess I'll find out

8. Describe your crush

How about I crush you

9. Describe your perfect mate

Someone who's hot and can put up with my shit.

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

I guess so, that's kinda what happened with Scarlet

11. Do you ever want to get married?

I mean, if Scarlet wants to. I don't really care either way.

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

Well she'd probably be dead so I wouldn't have to worry about forgiving her

13. Do you get jealous easily?

...Maybe

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

Just my mate Scarlet

15. Do you have any piercings?

No

16. Do you have any tattoos?

I wish

17. Do you like kissing in public?

Not really, it's kinda embarrassing

18. Do you shower every day?

Yes

19. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

I would hope Scarlet would. If anyone else does I really don't give a damn

20. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

Damned if I know. If they are its probably not good thoughts

21. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

Probably

22. Do you think you'll be married in 5 years?

I...I don't know

23. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

I am in one you dumb ass. How many times do I have to say it?!

24. Has anyone told you they don't want to ever lose you?

Uhhhh, I don't think so?

25. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

Ha, no. That's weird.

26. Have you ever been cheated on?

No

27. Have you ever cheated on someone?

No, I've never been in a relationship until now so there was no way I could cheat. I usually just use girls for sex.

28. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

I don't want plastic on my body, that sounds weird

29. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

Fuck no

30. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

...What?

31. Have you ever had sex with a man?

WHAT, NO! Ew, that's gross.

32. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

It's the only kind of sex to have

33. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

Probably

34. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

No, that's weird. Especially considering most of them are guys

35. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

Actually, I have the opposite problem. Any chick I bring home to fuck Xever likes or has even done before

36. Have you ever liked someone you didn't expect to?

Not really

37. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn't have?

No

38. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

No, that's weird and dumb

39. Have you had sex so far this year?

Lots

40. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

Probably about 5 seconds. Most of the time I skip the kissing and go right to the wandering

41. How long was your longest relationship?

Don't know yet

42. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

Just one. And I'm talking girlfriends, I've never had a boyfriend and I never will, just so we're clear

43. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?

How should I know, that's like forever from now. Geeze we're only in Age 858

44. How many times did you have sex last year?

I don't keep score

45. How old are you?

30

46. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

I'd say `I don't care, let's have sex anyway' or `...And?'

47. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

I like Scarlet's boobs and she's pretty feisty in bed. Oh, and I guess she's got a good personality too or whatever

48. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

I can't say because my first love is the girl I'm with now. And it would depend on why we broke up if I took her back or not.

49. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

I would do most things for my friends

50. Is there anyone you've given up on? Why?

No

51. Is there someone mad because you're dating/talking to the person you are?

Don't know, don't really care

52. Is there someone you will never forget?

I'd probably never forget any of my friends, even if I tried

53. Share a relationship story.

No

54. State 8 facts about your body

Wow, um, let's see. I have huge scar near my heart and one across my eye, I have a tail, people say I have a large dick, ok that's 3.  Um, I have big muscles. And I can't think of anything else that's not any different from anybody else.

55. Things you want to say to an ex

I don't have one but if I did I'd probably say things like `fuck off' or something

56. What are five ways to win your heart?

Sex, food, more food, more sex, and both food and sex at the same time

57. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

No

58. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

I don't know I never cared to ask. I'm sure that whore at the space brothel was a lot older than me, and I was 15 at the time.

59. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

Boobs if we're talking about women.

60. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

I...I don't know. I don't wanna talk about that with you

61. What is your definition of ``having sex''?

When I put my penis in her vagina and we start thrusting and moaning until I cum

62. What is your definition of cheating?

When someone is supposed to be my mate and they fuck someone else

63. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

I don't have time for that nonsense

64. What is your favourite roleplay?

Again, I don't have time for that. Let's just cut to the chase

65. What is your idea of the perfect date?

When it ends with sex

66. What is your sexual orientation?

Straight

67. What turns you off?

Uh, I never really thought about it. I guess dicks?

68. What turns you on?

A nice body and a feisty attitude. Someone who thinks they can take me on in and out of the bedroom.

69. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

I'm not sure I know. Can't go wrong with regular rough sex

70. What words do you like to hear during sex?

Hearing her shout my name is always nice. I've noticed we Saiyans tend to growl during sex if it's really good so growling too.

71. What's something sweet you'd like someone to do for you?

Ew, don't make me sick

72. What's the most superficial characteristic you look for?

...what?

73. What's the sweetest thing anyone's ever done for you?

Cook for me

74. What's the sweetest thing you've ever done for someone?

I don't do sweet things, what kind of guy do you take me for?

75. What's your opinion on age differences in relationships?

I mean, so long as she's not like 80 or something who cares

76. What's your dirtiest secret?

Even if I had one I wouldn't tell you

77. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

I don't know, it's been a while. I get jealous if Cumber tries to hang around Scarlet. Stay away from my mate you bastard!

78. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

A long time ago and that was probably to my mother

79. Who are five people you find attractive?

I don't know if I know 5 people. I mean, Scarlet of course. I guess if I were gay, which I'm not, I'd say my friend Xever is pretty attractive. I mean, he does get a lot of chicks so that says something. There are some other girls in Conton City that are pretty hot but I don't feel like listing them all. Mostly cuz I can't remember all their names.

80. Who is the last person you hugged?

I don't do hugs. Xever tries to hug me all the time and I hate it.

81. Who was your first kiss with?

I don't know, I can't remember

82. Why did your last relationship fail?

It didn't?

83. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

What's the internet? Is that the place where Xever gets his porn off the computer? I wouldn't date a computer hoe

Second Questionnaire

1: When did you lose your virginity?

When I was 15 at a space brothel.

2: Rough sex or soft sex?

Rough all the way

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

Not really, no

4: Weirdest place you've had sex?

Uh, I guess a brothel is a pretty weird place to have sex. I had sex on a roof once too.

5: Favourite sex position?

When I'm on top, as it should be

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

Dominant, duh.

7: Have you ever had any one-night stands?

Plenty. In fact, before I started dating Scarlet everyone was a one-night stand, unless they came back I guess.

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

Why not all 3? I mean, not at the same time but you know. It's all good.

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

Yeah, a few times.

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

N-no. Only an idiot gets caught masturbating. I don't do it often enough to get caught anyway

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

Who cares? It's not gonna stay on long anyway

12: How often do you have sex?

As often as I can get it

13: Is there anybody right now you'd like to have sex with?

Scarlet. I'd do her anytime

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

Either is good. Of course, I'd prefer to be on the receiving end but giving can have its benefits to.

15: Most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you during sex?

Like I'd share that!

16: A song you'd listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

I don't listen to music during sex

17: A song you'd listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

Again, don't listen to music during sex

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

No. What's the point on putting on clothes if they're just gonna come right off anyway?

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

Why not both?

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

I'd better say Scarlet or I might be minus one dick

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

Once. I was awkward and I don't like to talk about it

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

No. I'm all the toy we need

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

No

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

Ew, no! I would never have sex with Xever. That's nasty!

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

Well, I usually have to pee really bad after sex so I guess pee

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

Sometimes all it takes is a nice body. That and if she talks dirty to me

27: Early morning sex or late-night sex?

Why not both?

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

Oo, I'm torn between asses and titties. Do I have to choose?

29: Favourite body part on the same sex?

I-I don't know. If I say penis does that make me sound gay? I mean, I like my penis but nobody else's.

 

30: Do you watch porn?

Yeah, sometimes.

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