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We are about halfway through what I consider to be the first season of Driftwood. I'm really happy there are people who still enjoy it!\n\nSince it's a mainstay now, I figure I should do my plugs.\n\nDid you know I have fan discord? Mostly IRON oriented but occasionally people talk about driftwood too\nDiscord Link: https://discord.gg/DmaKnGm\n\nSupport my art at my Subscribe Star: https://subscribestar.adult/infinitydoom\n\nThanks to random subscriber Arcono \n", "description_bbcode_parsed": "Alright back to the story, I hope you enjoyed the animation last week!

Driftwood has really become a mainstay of the channel, so I'm going to try to update it consistently every week. We are about halfway through what I consider to be the first season of Driftwood. I'm really happy there are people who still enjoy it!

Since it's a mainstay now, I figure I should do my plugs.

Did you know I have fan discord? Mostly IRON oriented but occasionally people talk about driftwood too
Discord Link: https://discord.gg/DmaKnGm

Support my art at my Subscribe Star: https://subscribestar.adult/infinitydoom

Thanks to random subscriber Arcono
", "writing": " “Ah Sweet Ferro, I see, you’ve come to the right man then. My name is Helianthus the Wanderer. But you might know me better as Tinker-Tongue,” The heroic bard speaks down to the small Ferro.\n\n “Um yeah I-” Ferro attempts to get a word in but is interrupted.\n\n “Back in Escada I am known as many things. Dragon-Skinner, Shag-fur, Intellect-Itself,\nThe Layer of Beasts, The Slayer of Women, and other people just so you know,” The bard pauses just to wink at Ferro. Who is smart enough not to speak as the bard continues the recounting of his names shortly after. “Champion of Arcadia, Founder of Friendship, Defender of Love, And the Speaker of Words Untold… But you my dear, can call me Hell.”\n\n “I’ve never heard of you…” Ferro didn’t like bards very much, and this was a fair example of why, “I would still like some help though.”\n\n Ferro didn’t love admitting that they needed help, but they didn’t have much of a choice. Anomalies generally weren’t supposed to run businesses, and their current predicament sort of showed why. Ferro would never be able to do things a normal person could. It was what life as an Anomaly was, they thought. Their aunt Tawny was always an exception to that rule Ferro could look to for hope. But she was dead now, and Ferro was alone.\n\n “This is my Inn, the Driftwood,” Ferro said as they welcomed the bard inside.\n\n “Rare to see a doorway I don’t have to duck under, here in the Iron Tide,” Helianthus remarked. Hell was a fox-like Lysca, a species common in Escada but nearly twice the size of Verlings like Ferro. The Driftwood was built to house foreigners comfortably, though. “So what was this quest you wanted me to do? Don’t worry about coin, I just want glory and inspiration for a song.”\n\n “Well I really just need a little help,” Ferro handed Hell an order form for alcohol, and he looked puzzled at them. Ferro felt kinda bad for the adventurer. This wasn’t a task for the “Founder of Foreskin” or whatever the fuck he said. Ferro could have just as easily asked a friend to do it. Well, if they had any friends they could have. “I need you to read this out loud.”\n\n “Why do you need me to do that? It isn’t cursed, is it?” The bard asked, confused.\n\n “No, I need you to read it cause I can’t read,” Ferro admitted. \n\n “Oh, I thought literacy was nearly universal in the Iron Tide…” Helianthus noted.\n\n Hell’s words stung Ferro, but they knew it was born out of innocent curiosity, nothing else. “It is universal for normal people, but I’m an Anomaly...” \n\n “I’m sorry, I don’t know what that means,” Hell replies.\n\n “I guess ‘Anomaly’ is a Tidal word, hmmm… I guess the technical term is that I'm disabled. I think an Escadian would just call me a retard,” Ferro says calmly as they open an empty cupboard and re-arrange a few empty bottles. \n\n “Oh, no… Well, I wouldn’t call you that, just to be clear...” The boisterous bard suddenly became awkward, and quiet. It always became awkward when this came up, Ferro was used to it by now.\n\n “Just start reading that list, and do it slowly,” Ferro replied, and Hell did so.\n\n “Arcadian Dry Gin, Crown Flame Whiskey…” As Helianthus listed the name of each drink, Ferro put an empty bottle into the cupboard. This repeated a couple times before Hell asked, “I’m sorry, what are you doing?”\n\n Ferro thought that “Intellect-Itself” would be able to figure out what was going on, but it seemed not. “I’m putting the bottles in the order they appear on that list so I can fill out the order form myself,” Hell seemed impressed, but was still curious.\n\n “Wouldn’t you need me to read the labels of the bottles too?” The bard asked.\n\n Ferro sniffed the opening of one of the bottles. “You're welcome to double check me, but I can identify them by smell. Drinking has become a bit of a hobby of mine lately.” This gave Hell pause for a moment, Ferro didn’t really understand why. But soon the two returned to the tedious task at hand.\n\n When they were finished Ferro returned to Hell. “Thank you, and sorry about that. I’m sure this wasn’t the song worthy quest you were hoping for…” To Ferro’s surprise, the bard smiled warmly at them.\n\n “Perhaps they shall call me ‘The Reader of Lists’ for my deeds today...” Hell took Ferro’s hand and brought them closer. “There’s still one thing we could do that might be song worthy”\n\n Ferro smiled and giggled as Helianthus groped their ass. “I fucking love bards!” Ferro exclaimed.\n\n The sex was interesting, to say the least. As a Lysca, Hell was much larger than Ferro. Not to mention that Hell had a pretty large dick, even compared to other people his size. Well, at least according to the Bard himself, who bragged about the size of his dick constantly while they were still fucking. Thankfully, taking big dicks was one of the very few things Ferro was any good at. And surprisingly, Helianthus wasn’t a completely selfish lover.\n\n They seemed to enjoy Ferro almost lovingly. Even giving Ferro a reacharound. It was more intimate than Ferro usually liked, but they seemed oddly intoxicated by it. The sex was like a song from your past. One where you could zone out and just let the memories take you.\n\n When it was over, the two lay side by side together like real lovers. Ferro wondered if they could take the illusion one step further, “Could you sing to me, Hell?”\n\n “I mean, I can’t play my mandolin right now, but I could sing a classic,” He said, clearing his throat before launching into a song. “Ohhh there once was a wizard named Sylpho the Grand,”\n\n Ferro's mind raced as they thought, “Oh no, not this song! Why… why this song...”\n\n “Who carried the Will of the Wind in his hand!” Ferro started crying softly. Hell thought it was due to the beauty of his performance and didn’t stop. And Ferro was taken away.\n", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "  “Ah Sweet Ferro, I see, you’ve come to the right man then. My name is Helianthus the Wanderer. But you might know me better as Tinker-Tongue,” The heroic bard speaks down to the small Ferro.

  “Um yeah I-” Ferro attempts to get a word in but is interrupted.

  “Back in Escada I am known as many things. Dragon-Skinner, Shag-fur, Intellect-Itself,
The Layer of Beasts, The Slayer of Women, and other people just so you know,” The bard pauses just to wink at Ferro. Who is smart enough not to speak as the bard continues the recounting of his names shortly after. “Champion of Arcadia, Founder of Friendship, Defender of Love, And the Speaker of Words Untold… But you my dear, can call me Hell.”

  “I’ve never heard of you…” Ferro didn’t like bards very much, and this was a fair example of why, “I would still like some help though.”

  Ferro didn’t love admitting that they needed help, but they didn’t have much of a choice. Anomalies generally weren’t supposed to run businesses, and their current predicament sort of showed why. Ferro would never be able to do things a normal person could. It was what life as an Anomaly was, they thought. Their aunt Tawny was always an exception to that rule Ferro could look to for hope. But she was dead now, and Ferro was alone.

  “This is my Inn, the Driftwood,” Ferro said as they welcomed the bard inside.

  “Rare to see a doorway I don’t have to duck under, here in the Iron Tide,” Helianthus remarked. Hell was a fox-like Lysca, a species common in Escada but nearly twice the size of Verlings like Ferro. The Driftwood was built to house foreigners comfortably, though. “So what was this quest you wanted me to do? Don’t worry about coin, I just want glory and inspiration for a song.”

  “Well I really just need a little help,” Ferro handed Hell an order form for alcohol, and he looked puzzled at them. Ferro felt kinda bad for the adventurer. This wasn’t a task for the “Founder of Foreskin” or whatever the fuck he said. Ferro could have just as easily asked a friend to do it. Well, if they had any friends they could have. “I need you to read this out loud.”

  “Why do you need me to do that? It isn’t cursed, is it?” The bard asked, confused.

  “No, I need you to read it cause I can’t read,” Ferro admitted.

  “Oh, I thought literacy was nearly universal in the Iron Tide…” Helianthus noted.

  Hell’s words stung Ferro, but they knew it was born out of innocent curiosity, nothing else. “It is universal for normal people, but I’m an Anomaly...”

  “I’m sorry, I don’t know what that means,” Hell replies.

  “I guess ‘Anomaly’ is a Tidal word, hmmm… I guess the technical term is that I'm disabled. I think an Escadian would just call me a retard,” Ferro says calmly as they open an empty cupboard and re-arrange a few empty bottles.

  “Oh, no… Well, I wouldn’t call you that, just to be clear...” The boisterous bard suddenly became awkward, and quiet. It always became awkward when this came up, Ferro was used to it by now.

  “Just start reading that list, and do it slowly,” Ferro replied, and Hell did so.

  “Arcadian Dry Gin, Crown Flame Whiskey…” As Helianthus listed the name of each drink, Ferro put an empty bottle into the cupboard. This repeated a couple times before Hell asked, “I’m sorry, what are you doing?”

  Ferro thought that “Intellect-Itself” would be able to figure out what was going on, but it seemed not. “I’m putting the bottles in the order they appear on that list so I can fill out the order form myself,” Hell seemed impressed, but was still curious.

  “Wouldn’t you need me to read the labels of the bottles too?” The bard asked.

  Ferro sniffed the opening of one of the bottles. “You're welcome to double check me, but I can identify them by smell. Drinking has become a bit of a hobby of mine lately.” This gave Hell pause for a moment, Ferro didn’t really understand why. But soon the two returned to the tedious task at hand.

  When they were finished Ferro returned to Hell. “Thank you, and sorry about that. I’m sure this wasn’t the song worthy quest you were hoping for…” To Ferro’s surprise, the bard smiled warmly at them.

  “Perhaps they shall call me ‘The Reader of Lists’ for my deeds today...” Hell took Ferro’s hand and brought them closer. “There’s still one thing we could do that might be song worthy”

  Ferro smiled and giggled as Helianthus groped their ass. “I fucking love bards!” Ferro exclaimed.

  The sex was interesting, to say the least. As a Lysca, Hell was much larger than Ferro. Not to mention that Hell had a pretty large dick, even compared to other people his size. Well, at least according to the Bard himself, who bragged about the size of his dick constantly while they were still fucking. Thankfully, taking big dicks was one of the very few things Ferro was any good at. And surprisingly, Helianthus wasn’t a completely selfish lover.

  They seemed to enjoy Ferro almost lovingly. Even giving Ferro a reacharound. It was more intimate than Ferro usually liked, but they seemed oddly intoxicated by it. The sex was like a song from your past. One where you could zone out and just let the memories take you.

  When it was over, the two lay side by side together like real lovers. Ferro wondered if they could take the illusion one step further, “Could you sing to me, Hell?”

  “I mean, I can’t play my mandolin right now, but I could sing a classic,” He said, clearing his throat before launching into a song. “Ohhh there once was a wizard named Sylpho the Grand,”

  Ferro's mind raced as they thought, “Oh no, not this song! Why… why this song...”

  “Who carried the Will of the Wind in his hand!” Ferro started crying softly. Hell thought it was due to the beauty of his performance and didn’t stop. And Ferro was taken away.
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