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I know it sucks for you, but I can't help but laugh about it.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tDid you say you like dudes?\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tWell, yeah. Is that a problem?\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tNo, it's just, I kinda wish you told me that before.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tYou mean before you asked me to see Lovebots 2 so you wouldn't risk dating a dude?\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tUhh...\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tLook man, I'm not gonna try and get with you okay? I'm mean sure, I'm into how proud you are of your body since you don't wear clothes.\n\nMordecai covers his butt and groin as he blushes. They stop walking.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)\n\t\tBut I came here with you because I like stupid romance flicks. Also, you're my cousin's friend, kind of, and you could use a bud to keep yourself from being that sad loner at the movies we all see sometimes.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tGreat. Thanks for that.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tLet me just ask you something. Do you always screw up with girls?\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tI wasn't trying to be a jerk.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tI don't think you're a jerk. Sure your groaning the whole movie was annoying, but you're a guy I can hang with sometimes. Maybe you just need a break from girls. Try working on yourself. Don't worry that you're still single and might be for a while.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tSure. From a guy who's never needed them?\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tI don't need men, either. Not all of them. I'm just saying you don't need to find love already. We're young. We got time. Maybe what you need right now is a quick lay.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tA quick lay? You mean a booty call?\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tYeah. I've done it plenty. Let me take you to a bar. A straight bar. I'll teach you how to spot the easiest-–\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tNo. Thanks, dude. I'd rather not start that way.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tStart what way?\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tYou know, the-–\n\nBeat.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI (CONT'D)\n\t\tOops.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tWait. Are you still a...\n\nMordecai looks away in embarrassment.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)\n\t\tHah! That makes sense. So you don't like drinking, huh?\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tIt just doesn't feel right if they're drunk, you know?\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tIn that case, there's always the (wraps an arm around Mordecai's shoulder) alternative route.\n\nMordecai blushes with widened eyes. He then shakes John's arm off and back away.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tN-no, dude. I'm not like that.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tYou weren't so quick on that no.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tI don't mean I don't think about it. It's just...\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\t\t(Shakes wooden leg)\n\t\tWhat, I'm not ideal for experimenting?\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tNo, it's... (sighs) it's Margaret.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\t\t(groans)\n\t\tMordecai. You can't be such a simp for girls.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tA simp?\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tNew internet term. You can't be at a some girl's beck-and-call hoping you'll get laid. That's not how girls work. You gotta stand tall. Show them you're your own person. Be confident in yourself, like how confident I thought you were in your nudity.\n\nMordecai looks down but doesn't cover himself. He looks back up without embarrassment.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)\n\t\tAnd thought right.\n\nMordecai looks away and rubs the back of his head like he's flattered.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tI... I guess I could use a little break from girls.\n\nJohn wraps an arm around Mordecai's shoulder again.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tAtta birdy. So, how's about I take you to my place? Give you a first time you'll like. Nothing freaky. Nice and easy.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\t\t(blushes)\n\t\tWh-what happened to not trying to get with me?\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tI'm not trying. You could wait for Margaret or another chick, or I could show you a good time. It's up to you.\n\nMordecai gulps and looks away from John.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tWell...\n\n\nINT. JOHN'S APARTMENT - JOHN'S ROOM - NIGHT\n\nJohn opens the door for Mordecai to enter first. He looks around and finds everything not so different from what he'd expect of John's room. His mattress is two steps away and the blankets are barely messy.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tWelcome to Mi Casa, Morjay.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\t\t(smiles)\n\t\tMorjay?\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tMordecai. Blue Jay. You like it?\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tI like Mordo, better.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tMordo it is.\n\nJohn wraps his arms around Mordecai's torso and lets their crotches touch. Mordecai blushes and looks away.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tOh jeez, John.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tYou wanna back out?\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tNot really.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tCan you look me in the eye? Say yes?\n\nMordecai slowly breathes as he puts his hands on John's shoulders and looks him in the eye. He hesitates, but then nods with a blush and smile.\n\nJohn brings his beak into Mordecai's and holds his torso in. He kisses back and holds his head into his.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI (V.O.)\n\t\tWow. All that butter and popcorn in there's not getting to me.\n\nThey're deep in their make-out session as John slides a hand down onto Mordecai's ass. He doesn't grope hard, but Mordecai jolts his eyes open without stopping their kiss. He closes them back again after a few seconds.\n\nJohn stops the kissing once he feels his cock pitching out. He steps back so he can unbutton his shirt for Mordecai's view.\n\nAs Mordecai waits, he notices his own cock rising up too. He holds a hand over it like he's about to masturbate, but then he notices John's shirt drop. He looks back up to see his build and goes through with touching himself.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\t\t(points to zipper)\n\t\tDon't make me do all the work.\n\nMordecai nods and gets down on both knees to get belt level. He undoes John's pants and zips down without John's tent making it too hard. He almost lets John's cock touch his beak through his boxers, which he pulls down to John's arousal.\n\nMordecai blushes and gulps at the sight of how much bigger John's cock is than his own. He looks up to wait for whatever John says next.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)\n\t\t\t(hands on hips)\n\t\tYou're new. Give it your best shot.\n\nMordecai breathes, opens his beak and envelops the whole thing to the base.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI (V.O.)\n\t\tThat's not bad either. What's he wash with?\n\nJohn blushes with a smirk while Mordecai bobs his head with one hand on John's abs and the other jacking himself. He feels all over John's abs like he's figuring out how toned he is. John crosses his arms and watches from below.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tPretty good... but go faster.\n\nMordecai works what should be his neck in obedience. John uncrosses his arms and puts them on his hips like he's trying to keep himself from thrusting. Mordecai lifts his jacking hand to join his other hand on John's abs.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)\n\t\tAlright, that's good.\n\nMordecai moves his head away. John's cock reveals itself fully ready, but Mordecai gives the confused puppy eyes.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)\n\t\tI don't need to cum yet. I like when it lasts.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tOh. Okay. (Stand up) So, what's next?\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tIt's my turn.\n\nJohn gets down on his real knee and wooden knee. He grops Mordecai's ass tight as his beak takes the cock faster than Mordecai taking John's. \n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tOh fuck!\n\nMordecai blushes and jolts his head up in shock of John's eager energy. His hands flinch to John's head in a reflex, but he stops himself and lets John do his thing for both of their pleasures.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI (CONT'D)\n\t\tI should've known you were so good. Fuck, dude.\n\nJohn bobs his head as his fingers play around the space between Mordecai's cheeks and anus. A few of them touch the anus, but none of them go in.\n\nMordecai keeps his hands up like they're clinching themselves. He breathes and grits his teeth during each involuntary but satisfying thrust in John's beak.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI (CONT'D)\n\t\tFuck. I think I'm close already.\n\nHe grabs John's head and thrusts faster. As Mordecai stands higher on the digits of his bird feet, John loosens his grip on Mordecai's ass like he's reacting from the sudden head grabbing.\n\nMordecai thrusts faster and faster until he stands at his highest and grips hard. John's eyes show pleasure and irritation at the same time.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI (CONT'D)\n\t\t\t(Looks up)\n\t\tFUUUCK!\n\nMordecai gives his deepest thrust, then another deep thrust, then a few smaller thrusts. Drops of cum escape John's beak as he coughs a little.\n\nJohn pulls his head away and stands up with his face trying to show pleasure over anger. He looks to Mordecai still panting and blushing. He then looks him in the eye as he swallows.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tThat was a 'dick' move.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tSorry about that.\n\nJohn puts a hand on Mordecai's shoulder.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tI've been handled like that before, but I'll have to get you for it.\n\nJohn puts his other hand around his cock.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\t\t(Looks down)\n\t\tI get it. I'm going back.\n\nMordecai kneels down, but John stops him by tapping his chin.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tNot going back, turning back.\n\nJohn twirls his fore finger downwards.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\t\t(gulps)\n\t\tJust go easy, okay? I've never done this.\n\nJohn turns Mordecai around.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tI was a virgin once too. I'm on it.\n\nJohn walks Mordecai to his mattress.\n\nMordecai bends over to move the blankets away and put his hands down. John takes his pants fully off. He kneels down next to Mordecai to pull a bottle from under his bed. He stands up again and pours lubricant on two fingers.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)\n\t\tJust to clarify, you never had anything in there, right?\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tI had a prostate exam before.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tOh, you're getting one alright.\n\nMordecai looks behind with fear and arousal at John rubbing his lubed fingers as he gets behind his tail feathers. He places them between Mordecai's cheeks without entering right away while his free hand grabs Mordecai's hip.\n\nMordecai grits his teeth as John slides his two fingers in. They don't all the way in, but Mordecai curls his fingers from the sensation. It's like he's trying to grip the whole mattress, but he only digs into the linings.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)\n\t\tJust as I thought. You're gonna be real tight.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tSo you'll have to go easy?\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tNot after a good stretch.\n\nJohn digs his fingers until they're all the way in. \n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tAAAAHHHH FUCK!\n\nJohn moves and twists his fingers all around inside, making Mordecai grunt and curse and shiver as he grabs more into John's linings.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tRelax. That's the key here.\n\nMordecai breaths deeper and slower to control his shivering. He still grunts, but his cursing is almost gone.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)\n\t\tI think we're good.\n\nJohn pulls his fingers out. Mordecai sighs in relief.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)\n\t\tGo stand at the wall.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\t\t(Stands up)\n\t\tAssume the position?\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\t\t(Points thumb)\n\t\tLike an inmate.\n\nMordecai goes to the wall and puts his hands on it. He bends over a bit, keeps his head up and spreads his legs.\n\nHe anticipates John by breathing deep. He grunts again, but this time his teeth don't reveal themselves. He breathes easy after a sigh of relief.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tYou're right. It's easier now.\n\nJohn gives Mordecai two thumbs up. He looks surprised, like it's not John's fingers per se inside him.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tThat's the idea.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\t\t(gasps)\n\t\tOh shit.\n\nJohn grabs Mordecai's hips and thrusts all the way inside. Mordecai moans with his heaviest gasp.\n\nJohn thrusts with a steady vigor.\n\nMordecai curses and tilts his head up.\n\nJohn watches his cock slide in and out in smug satisfaction.\n\nMordecai closes his eyes.\n\nJohn bends over to lie his torso on Mordecai's back.\n\nHis beak lies on his shoulder while he's at it.\n\nMordecai lowers a hand to his dick rising up again.\n\nHe grips it and holds it steady so John's thrusts can let him hump in his hand like masturbating.\n\nHe locks his other arm to withstand John's weight.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tYou like that, babe?\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tFuck.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tYeah you do.\n\nJohn wraps his arms around Mordecai's torso. His thrusts don't speed up, but they are deeper and harder like he finished warming up.\n\nMordecai yells in ecstasy.\n\nJohn brings a hand to Mordecai's cock who uses his own to Assume the Position again. He locks both arms this time.\n\nMordecai looks down to watch John's hand in place as his thrusts give momentum for assisted masturbation.\n\nJohn brings his head up to kiss the space that should be Mordecai's neck.\n\nMordecai looks forward like he's trying to process each source of arousal: the ass, the dick, and John's kissing.\n\nJohn wraps his arms tighter around Mordecai with deeper, faster thrusts.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tAAAHHH FUCK DUDE!\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tYeah. Take it.\n\nMordecai struggles to keep his hands in place.\n\nJohn grips Mordecai's cock for assistance again.\n\nHe nuzzles his beak where Mordecai's neck should be.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)\n\t\tNot a bad scent you got.\n\nMordecai bends his elbows.\n\nJohn thrusts him closer to the wall until his beak touches it like a slow, exhausted woodpecker.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)\n\t\tHold on a sec.\n\nJohn lets go of Mordecai and pulls out of him. Mordecai takes the chance to shake his hands off.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tWas the pecking a turnoff?\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tNah. I just wanna switch positions. (Points thumb to bed)\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tOh yeah, dude. Sure.\n\nMordecai goes to climb in bed and gets on his knees again.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tNot quite. I wanna see your face.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tMy sex face? If you say so.\n\nMordecai gets on his back and lifts his legs up.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI (CONT'D)\n\t\tLike this?\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tOh yeah. Exactly like that.\n\nJohn climbs into bed under Mordecai's legs. He lifts his lower torso for an easier position.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)\n\t\tIf you feel weird, you can close your eyes or look away.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tI made it this far. I'm past it feeling weird.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tGood to know.\n\nJohn takes his time penetrating. Mordecai whimpers and breathes easy.\n\nJohn puts his hands on each side of Mordecai's head.\n\nHe picks up the same momentum he left off at.\n\nTheir beaks remain parallel while they're next to each other.\n\nMordecai feels all over John's chest.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)\n\t\tYou like what I'm packing here?\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tHow do you do it, man?\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tPush ups, sits ups, and plenty of juice.\n\nJohn kisses Mordecai's chest before thrusting faster.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tAAAAHHH I want that juice.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tYou're getting it.\n\nJohn arches his most upward without taking his eyes off Mordecai. \n\nHe thrusts faster and faster.\n\nMordecai's eyes roll back as his body collapses.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)\n\t\tPumpin' that juice... Pumpin' it... almost...\n\nJohn thrusts at his fastest until he closes his eyes, grits his teeth, and allows his climax.\n\nMordecai screams.\n\nJohn looks into Mordecai's eyes while he gives a few more thrusts inside him.\n\nMordecai gives one tear as they both catch their breath.\n\nJohn caresses Mordecai's cheek with a hand.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)\n\t\tIs that a tear of pain?\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\t\t(Holds John's hand)\n\t\tNo way. Just never came without a hand before.\n\nJohn looks to his abs and finds Mordecai's mess.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tI'll clean it up later.\n\nJohn leans down to kiss Mordecai who holds his head in for deeper kissing. \n\nJohn takes the time to feel Mordecai's chest like he's comparing his to his own.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)\n\t\t\t(stops kissing)\n\t\tFor a regular dude, you've got some good tone.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tThanks, John. You're really good too.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tMy hot bod, or just the pelvis?\n\nJohn backs up and lays himself next to Mordecai who blushes from him pulling out.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tAbout that. You said you had booty calls before, right?\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tLots of gays have?\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tAnd they were all dudes?\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tI had one bar girl. The hunt was easy to remember, so I could've shown you what to do if you were fine with boozers.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tI'm just curious. Did you score her before or after you came out?\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tDefinitely before. Had to keep the image before the family was cool.\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tThat's great to know... but, I don't think I should come out with this for a while.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tSo your gaybreak is over?\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\t\t(smiles)\n\t\tA gaybreak?\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tIs that not what you had?\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\t\t(Rolls to face John)\n\t\tIt is.\n\nMordecai and John have one more kiss and cuddle.\n\n\t\t\t\tJOHN\n\t\tWanna cuddle or play video games?\n\n\t\t\t\tMORDECAI\n\t\tWhat kinds do you have?\n\n\t\t\t\t\tFADE OUT.","writing_bbcode_parsed":"A SIMP FOR ORIOLE
by
ImNotBrian
Based on the animated series REGULAR SHOW
Imp's Paradise Story Contest
Furaffinity
Inkbunny
FADE IN:
EXT. MOVIE THEATER - NIGHT
MORDECAI, 23, Blue Jay, walks out of the movie theater with JOHN, Oriole, wooden right leg, laughing in satisfaction with watching LOVEBOTS 2 as Mordecai groans about the previous events of "Yes Dude Yes."
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tToo bad Margaret didn't want to watch that with you. Those Lovebots movies are always so bad they're good again. (Imitates Love Bot) Love is illogical. Love me. (Laughs again)
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\t\t(Looks down)
\t\tYeah. Her and CJ.
John pats Mordecai's back and laughs as they walk on.
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tYeah. Times like this I'm really glad I'm gay.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\t\t(Looks to John)
\t\tWait, what?
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tTimes like this. I know it sucks for you, but I can't help but laugh about it.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tDid you say you like dudes?
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tWell, yeah. Is that a problem?
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tNo, it's just, I kinda wish you told me that before.
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tYou mean before you asked me to see Lovebots 2 so you wouldn't risk dating a dude?
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tUhh...
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tLook man, I'm not gonna try and get with you okay? I'm mean sure, I'm into how proud you are of your body since you don't wear clothes.
Mordecai covers his butt and groin as he blushes. They stop walking.
\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)
\t\tBut I came here with you because I like stupid romance flicks. Also, you're my cousin's friend, kind of, and you could use a bud to keep yourself from being that sad loner at the movies we all see sometimes.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tGreat. Thanks for that.
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tLet me just ask you something. Do you always screw up with girls?
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tI wasn't trying to be a jerk.
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tI don't think you're a jerk. Sure your groaning the whole movie was annoying, but you're a guy I can hang with sometimes. Maybe you just need a break from girls. Try working on yourself. Don't worry that you're still single and might be for a while.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tSure. From a guy who's never needed them?
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tI don't need men, either. Not all of them. I'm just saying you don't need to find love already. We're young. We got time. Maybe what you need right now is a quick lay.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tA quick lay? You mean a booty call?
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tYeah. I've done it plenty. Let me take you to a bar. A straight bar. I'll teach you how to spot the easiest-–
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tNo. Thanks, dude. I'd rather not start that way.
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tStart what way?
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tYou know, the-–
Beat.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI (CONT'D)
\t\tOops.
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tWait. Are you still a...
Mordecai looks away in embarrassment.
\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)
\t\tHah! That makes sense. So you don't like drinking, huh?
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tIt just doesn't feel right if they're drunk, you know?
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tIn that case, there's always the (wraps an arm around Mordecai's shoulder) alternative route.
Mordecai blushes with widened eyes. He then shakes John's arm off and back away.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tN-no, dude. I'm not like that.
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tYou weren't so quick on that no.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tI don't mean I don't think about it. It's just...
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\t\t(Shakes wooden leg)
\t\tWhat, I'm not ideal for experimenting?
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tNo, it's... (sighs) it's Margaret.
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\t\t(groans)
\t\tMordecai. You can't be such a simp for girls.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tA simp?
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tNew internet term. You can't be at a some girl's beck-and-call hoping you'll get laid. That's not how girls work. You gotta stand tall. Show them you're your own person. Be confident in yourself, like how confident I thought you were in your nudity.
Mordecai looks down but doesn't cover himself. He looks back up without embarrassment.
\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)
\t\tAnd thought right.
Mordecai looks away and rubs the back of his head like he's flattered.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tI... I guess I could use a little break from girls.
John wraps an arm around Mordecai's shoulder again.
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tAtta birdy. So, how's about I take you to my place? Give you a first time you'll like. Nothing freaky. Nice and easy.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\t\t(blushes)
\t\tWh-what happened to not trying to get with me?
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tI'm not trying. You could wait for Margaret or another chick, or I could show you a good time. It's up to you.
Mordecai gulps and looks away from John.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tWell...
INT. JOHN'S APARTMENT - JOHN'S ROOM - NIGHT
John opens the door for Mordecai to enter first. He looks around and finds everything not so different from what he'd expect of John's room. His mattress is two steps away and the blankets are barely messy.
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tWelcome to Mi Casa, Morjay.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\t\t(smiles)
\t\tMorjay?
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tMordecai. Blue Jay. You like it?
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tI like Mordo, better.
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tMordo it is.
John wraps his arms around Mordecai's torso and lets their crotches touch. Mordecai blushes and looks away.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tOh jeez, John.
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tYou wanna back out?
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tNot really.
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tCan you look me in the eye? Say yes?
Mordecai slowly breathes as he puts his hands on John's shoulders and looks him in the eye. He hesitates, but then nods with a blush and smile.
John brings his beak into Mordecai's and holds his torso in. He kisses back and holds his head into his.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI (V.O.)
\t\tWow. All that butter and popcorn in there's not getting to me.
They're deep in their make-out session as John slides a hand down onto Mordecai's ass. He doesn't grope hard, but Mordecai jolts his eyes open without stopping their kiss. He closes them back again after a few seconds.
John stops the kissing once he feels his cock pitching out. He steps back so he can unbutton his shirt for Mordecai's view.
As Mordecai waits, he notices his own cock rising up too. He holds a hand over it like he's about to masturbate, but then he notices John's shirt drop. He looks back up to see his build and goes through with touching himself.
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\t\t(points to zipper)
\t\tDon't make me do all the work.
Mordecai nods and gets down on both knees to get belt level. He undoes John's pants and zips down without John's tent making it too hard. He almost lets John's cock touch his beak through his boxers, which he pulls down to John's arousal.
Mordecai blushes and gulps at the sight of how much bigger John's cock is than his own. He looks up to wait for whatever John says next.
\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)
\t\t\t(hands on hips)
\t\tYou're new. Give it your best shot.
Mordecai breathes, opens his beak and envelops the whole thing to the base.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI (V.O.)
\t\tThat's not bad either. What's he wash with?
John blushes with a smirk while Mordecai bobs his head with one hand on John's abs and the other jacking himself. He feels all over John's abs like he's figuring out how toned he is. John crosses his arms and watches from below.
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tPretty good... but go faster.
Mordecai works what should be his neck in obedience. John uncrosses his arms and puts them on his hips like he's trying to keep himself from thrusting. Mordecai lifts his jacking hand to join his other hand on John's abs.
\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)
\t\tAlright, that's good.
Mordecai moves his head away. John's cock reveals itself fully ready, but Mordecai gives the confused puppy eyes.
\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)
\t\tI don't need to cum yet. I like when it lasts.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tOh. Okay. (Stand up) So, what's next?
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tIt's my turn.
John gets down on his real knee and wooden knee. He grops Mordecai's ass tight as his beak takes the cock faster than Mordecai taking John's.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tOh fuck!
Mordecai blushes and jolts his head up in shock of John's eager energy. His hands flinch to John's head in a reflex, but he stops himself and lets John do his thing for both of their pleasures.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI (CONT'D)
\t\tI should've known you were so good. Fuck, dude.
John bobs his head as his fingers play around the space between Mordecai's cheeks and anus. A few of them touch the anus, but none of them go in.
Mordecai keeps his hands up like they're clinching themselves. He breathes and grits his teeth during each involuntary but satisfying thrust in John's beak.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI (CONT'D)
\t\tFuck. I think I'm close already.
He grabs John's head and thrusts faster. As Mordecai stands higher on the digits of his bird feet, John loosens his grip on Mordecai's ass like he's reacting from the sudden head grabbing.
Mordecai thrusts faster and faster until he stands at his highest and grips hard. John's eyes show pleasure and irritation at the same time.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI (CONT'D)
\t\t\t(Looks up)
\t\tFUUUCK!
Mordecai gives his deepest thrust, then another deep thrust, then a few smaller thrusts. Drops of cum escape John's beak as he coughs a little.
John pulls his head away and stands up with his face trying to show pleasure over anger. He looks to Mordecai still panting and blushing. He then looks him in the eye as he swallows.
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tThat was a 'dick' move.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tSorry about that.
John puts a hand on Mordecai's shoulder.
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tI've been handled like that before, but I'll have to get you for it.
John puts his other hand around his cock.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\t\t(Looks down)
\t\tI get it. I'm going back.
Mordecai kneels down, but John stops him by tapping his chin.
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tNot going back, turning back.
John twirls his fore finger downwards.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\t\t(gulps)
\t\tJust go easy, okay? I've never done this.
John turns Mordecai around.
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tI was a virgin once too. I'm on it.
John walks Mordecai to his mattress.
Mordecai bends over to move the blankets away and put his hands down. John takes his pants fully off. He kneels down next to Mordecai to pull a bottle from under his bed. He stands up again and pours lubricant on two fingers.
\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)
\t\tJust to clarify, you never had anything in there, right?
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tI had a prostate exam before.
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tOh, you're getting one alright.
Mordecai looks behind with fear and arousal at John rubbing his lubed fingers as he gets behind his tail feathers. He places them between Mordecai's cheeks without entering right away while his free hand grabs Mordecai's hip.
Mordecai grits his teeth as John slides his two fingers in. They don't all the way in, but Mordecai curls his fingers from the sensation. It's like he's trying to grip the whole mattress, but he only digs into the linings.
\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)
\t\tJust as I thought. You're gonna be real tight.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tSo you'll have to go easy?
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tNot after a good stretch.
John digs his fingers until they're all the way in.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tAAAAHHHH FUCK!
John moves and twists his fingers all around inside, making Mordecai grunt and curse and shiver as he grabs more into John's linings.
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tRelax. That's the key here.
Mordecai breaths deeper and slower to control his shivering. He still grunts, but his cursing is almost gone.
\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)
\t\tI think we're good.
John pulls his fingers out. Mordecai sighs in relief.
\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)
\t\tGo stand at the wall.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\t\t(Stands up)
\t\tAssume the position?
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\t\t(Points thumb)
\t\tLike an inmate.
Mordecai goes to the wall and puts his hands on it. He bends over a bit, keeps his head up and spreads his legs.
He anticipates John by breathing deep. He grunts again, but this time his teeth don't reveal themselves. He breathes easy after a sigh of relief.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tYou're right. It's easier now.
John gives Mordecai two thumbs up. He looks surprised, like it's not John's fingers per se inside him.
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tThat's the idea.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\t\t(gasps)
\t\tOh shit.
John grabs Mordecai's hips and thrusts all the way inside. Mordecai moans with his heaviest gasp.
John thrusts with a steady vigor.
Mordecai curses and tilts his head up.
John watches his cock slide in and out in smug satisfaction.
Mordecai closes his eyes.
John bends over to lie his torso on Mordecai's back.
His beak lies on his shoulder while he's at it.
Mordecai lowers a hand to his dick rising up again.
He grips it and holds it steady so John's thrusts can let him hump in his hand like masturbating.
He locks his other arm to withstand John's weight.
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tYou like that, babe?
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tFuck.
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tYeah you do.
John wraps his arms around Mordecai's torso. His thrusts don't speed up, but they are deeper and harder like he finished warming up.
Mordecai yells in ecstasy.
John brings a hand to Mordecai's cock who uses his own to Assume the Position again. He locks both arms this time.
Mordecai looks down to watch John's hand in place as his thrusts give momentum for assisted masturbation.
John brings his head up to kiss the space that should be Mordecai's neck.
Mordecai looks forward like he's trying to process each source of arousal: the ass, the dick, and John's kissing.
John wraps his arms tighter around Mordecai with deeper, faster thrusts.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tAAAHHH FUCK DUDE!
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tYeah. Take it.
Mordecai struggles to keep his hands in place.
John grips Mordecai's cock for assistance again.
He nuzzles his beak where Mordecai's neck should be.
\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)
\t\tNot a bad scent you got.
Mordecai bends his elbows.
John thrusts him closer to the wall until his beak touches it like a slow, exhausted woodpecker.
\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)
\t\tHold on a sec.
John lets go of Mordecai and pulls out of him. Mordecai takes the chance to shake his hands off.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tWas the pecking a turnoff?
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tNah. I just wanna switch positions. (Points thumb to bed)
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tOh yeah, dude. Sure.
Mordecai goes to climb in bed and gets on his knees again.
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tNot quite. I wanna see your face.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tMy sex face? If you say so.
Mordecai gets on his back and lifts his legs up.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI (CONT'D)
\t\tLike this?
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tOh yeah. Exactly like that.
John climbs into bed under Mordecai's legs. He lifts his lower torso for an easier position.
\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)
\t\tIf you feel weird, you can close your eyes or look away.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tI made it this far. I'm past it feeling weird.
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tGood to know.
John takes his time penetrating. Mordecai whimpers and breathes easy.
John puts his hands on each side of Mordecai's head.
He picks up the same momentum he left off at.
Their beaks remain parallel while they're next to each other.
Mordecai feels all over John's chest.
\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)
\t\tYou like what I'm packing here?
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tHow do you do it, man?
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tPush ups, sits ups, and plenty of juice.
John kisses Mordecai's chest before thrusting faster.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tAAAAHHH I want that juice.
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tYou're getting it.
John arches his most upward without taking his eyes off Mordecai.
He thrusts faster and faster.
Mordecai's eyes roll back as his body collapses.
\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)
\t\tPumpin' that juice... Pumpin' it... almost...
John thrusts at his fastest until he closes his eyes, grits his teeth, and allows his climax.
Mordecai screams.
John looks into Mordecai's eyes while he gives a few more thrusts inside him.
Mordecai gives one tear as they both catch their breath.
John caresses Mordecai's cheek with a hand.
\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)
\t\tIs that a tear of pain?
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\t\t(Holds John's hand)
\t\tNo way. Just never came without a hand before.
John looks to his abs and finds Mordecai's mess.
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tI'll clean it up later.
John leans down to kiss Mordecai who holds his head in for deeper kissing.
John takes the time to feel Mordecai's chest like he's comparing his to his own.
\t\t\t\tJOHN (CONT'D)
\t\t\t(stops kissing)
\t\tFor a regular dude, you've got some good tone.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tThanks, John. You're really good too.
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tMy hot bod, or just the pelvis?
John backs up and lays himself next to Mordecai who blushes from him pulling out.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tAbout that. You said you had booty calls before, right?
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tLots of gays have?
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tAnd they were all dudes?
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tI had one bar girl. The hunt was easy to remember, so I could've shown you what to do if you were fine with boozers.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tI'm just curious. Did you score her before or after you came out?
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tDefinitely before. Had to keep the image before the family was cool.
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tThat's great to know... but, I don't think I should come out with this for a while.
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tSo your gaybreak is over?
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\t\t(smiles)
\t\tA gaybreak?
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tIs that not what you had?
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\t\t(Rolls to face John)
\t\tIt is.
Mordecai and John have one more kiss and cuddle.
\t\t\t\tJOHN
\t\tWanna cuddle or play video games?
\t\t\t\tMORDECAI
\t\tWhat kinds do you have?
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