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fright]\n\nWATERPET (continuing its song):\n\n\"We jump in the water,\nWe don't need a boat,\nCuz' wah-wah-waterpets,\nLove to float\"\n\nGENE: \"What are you doing in my tub!?\"\n\nWATERPET: \"Getting water-wet. Wanna join me---I'll scrub your back!\"\n\nGENE: \"No! I'm not sharing my bath with you!\"\n\nWATERPET: \"Aw, c'mon! Why are you being a wet blanket?\"\n\nGENE: \"From you, wouldn't that be a compliment?\"\n\nWATERPET: \"Egads! He's right!\"\n\nThe idea is the Water Pet (which is a plush) shouldn't consider 'wet blanket' as an insult (based only on the words).\n\nNo, I'm not funny. :P\n\n...Oh, this just in: I may or may not have sang the Waterpets song, earlier, in the shower. :P\n\nAnyway, what's a Water Pet?\n\nFrom a Water Pets package,\n\n\"Water Pets are soft, squeezable friends that float! They make tub time a happy time and are a lot of fun out of water, too!\nEach cuddly pal has an attached loop that fits around bathroom fixtures so Water Pets can dry quickly and easily\"\n\nIf that's not enough: https://sta.sh/02d9ujxoahln\n\nIf even that isn't enough (link tested 03/03/2022): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG2kCFmKavk\n\nIt's a plush you can play with in water. :P\n\nThe Water Pets have visited us before. In fact, this comic is an UNFAITHFUL follow-up to this comic: https://inkbunny.net/s/2373595\n\nThis comic doesn't truly go with the original's description, but what can you do?\n\nSpanking is a concept I've teased before, but I dunno if I'll ever actually do anything about it (if I do, it'll be with Timmy). ^^\n\nPencil...\n\nThe featured pencil is the stub of an old *checking pencil from Lyra.\n\n*red on one end, blue on the other\n\nWhy? 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First, we have a new Pokemon gen, and these are our starters three: a controlled substance; a geisha; and a ducky dictator.
I choose the duck. :p

In other news, I used 'egads' in a sentence today.

Last, I made a comic (which may or may not have anything to do with the second thing).

Anyway...

GENE: "Ah, bath time is here again!"

WATERPET (spontaneously appears from the bathwater; singing):

"Waterpets, waterpets,
Doo-wah-wah,
Waterpets..."

[Gene reacts in fright]

WATERPET (continuing its song):

"We jump in the water,
We don't need a boat,
Cuz' wah-wah-waterpets,
Love to float"

GENE: "What are you doing in my tub!?"

WATERPET: "Getting water-wet. Wanna join me---I'll scrub your back!"

GENE: "No! I'm not sharing my bath with you!"

WATERPET: "Aw, c'mon! Why are you being a wet blanket?"

GENE: "From you, wouldn't that be a compliment?"

WATERPET: "Egads! He's right!"

The idea is the Water Pet (which is a plush) shouldn't consider 'wet blanket' as an insult (based only on the words).

No, I'm not funny. :P

...Oh, this just in: I may or may not have sang the Waterpets song, earlier, in the shower. :P

Anyway, what's a Water Pet?

From a Water Pets package,

"Water Pets are soft, squeezable friends that float! They make tub time a happy time and are a lot of fun out of water, too!
Each cuddly pal has an attached loop that fits around bathroom fixtures so Water Pets can dry quickly and easily"

If that's not enough: https://sta.sh/02d9ujxoahln

If even that isn't enough (link tested 03/03/2022): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG2kCFmKavk

It's a plush you can play with in water. :P

The Water Pets have visited us before. In fact, this comic is an UNFAITHFUL follow-up to this comic: https://inkbunny.net/s/2373595

This comic doesn't truly go with the original's description, but what can you do?

Spanking is a concept I've teased before, but I dunno if I'll ever actually do anything about it (if I do, it'll be with Timmy). ^^

Pencil...

The featured pencil is the stub of an old *checking pencil from Lyra.

*red on one end, blue on the other

Why? Because this comic needed a pencil (because they all do), and when else will I ever feature this stub (quickies/comics are for stubs and otherwise unimpressive pencils ...in general). ^^

This comic was drawn via an 'heirloom basil' Sprout pencil.

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