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Thankfully, he could work from his apartment remotely, so money wasn’t that much of an issue. He also had plenty of food and supplies stocked up, so that wasn’t anything to worry about, either. What was the issue? The plumbing.
Despite them being plumbers, both Mario and Luigi were busy saving Peach from Bowser rather than doing actual plumbing. Besides, no one else was as experienced as them. With that, the apartment complex’s plumbing didn’t work some days.
Normally, Yoshi tolerated this. That was until one day when the inevitable finally happened.
[…]
It was a weekend, so Yoshi didn’t have any work. With this realization, he spent most of the morning watching TV on the couch and drinking Shroom Shakes. He had a few, but it wasn’t until can number four or five that he felt the consequences of his actions.
“Oogh…” Yoshi groaned as he grabbed his crotch. “My bladder feels so full…!”
Yoshi’s first instinct was to make a rush to the bathroom, but… Shit, that’s right! The complex’s plumbing wasn’t working! Again… So, what the hell would he even do??
He couldn’t pee in a container out of fear of mold, he couldn’t do it out the window out of fear of being evicted, and he certainly couldn’t go somewhere outside of the building due to how full his bladder felt! He felt so dumb for-
“Shit!” Yoshi gasped as he felt himself leak a bit of urine. In response, he clutched his penis and gyrated his hips so he didn’t burst. What if the landlord found out about this?! He’d be seriously screwed if he were to be evicted over his own stubbornness…
Just then, an idea came to the dinosaur: The basement! Aside from any couples looking to score, almost nobody goes down there, right? All he’d have to do was take the elevator there, pee, and get back to his apartment like no one ever knew! This plan is foolproof!
Or so he thought.
After putting on a mask just to be safe, Yoshi waddled off to the elevator. He saw a few passersby that looked at him funny, but honestly, he didn’t care. He had a mission to relieve himself, and he was gonna stick to it!
Yoshi pressed the elevator’s call button. And waited. The LED display slowly dinged up from the fifth floor to the top, and once the doors opened, Yoshi all but rushed inside. When the doors closed, Yoshi breathed a sigh of relief, but it was cut short when he leaked some urine again.
“Nononono…” He begged under his breath. Please, please don’t burst in here! In his haste, Yoshi pressed the button for the basement floor.
The elevator began moving down. Since he was in a box moving from the top floor to the very bottom, all Yoshi could really do was wait while also maintaining control of his bladder.
Yoshi began counting the floors down to take his mind off of his situation. Seven… Six… Five… Fo-
“Nngh!” Yoshi winced as he leaked yet again. He began frantically potty dancing in place. He had to make it! He just had to! Otherwise, who knows what would happen to him!?
Just as the elevator reached the first floor, it stopped. Panic began rising. Why was it stopping? Oh no… Was someone getting on?! However, when the doors didn’t open, a new fear entered Yoshi’s mind: The elevator was stuck, and he was trapped.
Acting on instinct, he looked around for a security camera to motion for help. (He didn’t want to hit the emergency button due to his bladder problem) Unfortunately, there were none.
Or wait… Was it actually fortunate?
Yoshi tried to get the thought out of his mind, but it lingered no matter how hard he tried. And after he leaked once again, a new thought came into his mind:
‘Fuck it!’ He thought before letting go and giving his body the relief it craved. Yoshi let out a long sigh of relief as he peed onto the elevator floor. He knew he get chewed out if anyone found out, so he’d better enjoy the relief while it lasted…
Eventually, Yoshi stopped peeing. Leaving a huge puddle of piss on the elevator floor… Just as the doors reponed. He made it to the basement. Upon realization, he facepalmed. Now he had to make the long trek back to his apartment shamefully…
Oh well! At least he relieved himself privately!",
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