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It's a bit of practice to get back into writing, hope you like it. I may or may not put it in scraps when I get to writing my next story, but this is just to show I'm still here and just wanted to post something", "description_bbcode_parsed": "It's a dumb thing I wanted to do for a bit now. It's a bit of practice to get back into writing, hope you like it. I may or may not put it in scraps when I get to writing my next story, but this is just to show I'm still here and just wanted to post something", "writing": "Just a dumb thing I've been meaning to write to practice and get back into writing more chapters of Mama Kat. Nothing more, nothing less. Hell even the title is experimental. Anywho, think of this as a story to the side of the timeline of the main series as this is more of a one off side story. Now without further ado, the title\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t**The curse of the bum**\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n Our character of this story, John. Was sitting at the bar, eating the bowel of peanuts while ordering a few drinks. Not enough to get drunk but enough he was getting tipsy as well as a bit more daring as he started to flirt with the woman there and even attempted to touch one of their hands with them jolting away at their attempt. He of course took a bit offence but didn't chase the girl any further and whispered \"Skank\" under his breath. As he did so, a mature feline woman walked in and headed straight to the bathroom as if she had something important to do regarding some hygienic issues. John not wanting to let his chance slip by got up and started to follow. \"I'll be back, don't let anyone change the channel while I'm gone\" he says to the bartender with a slight slur in his speech. He went to the bathroom and thankfully he had enough sense to use the mens and not follow her like a creep... Well Creepier than what he is doing already. He went and drained the snake before walking back to the door waiting for her to pop out just to ask her out. Which it took a bit of time but she eventually did and out came john. \"sxcuse me miss, sorry if I scared you. Say, you're awfully gorgu-\" and before he could finish, the woman interrupted just to point something out. \"You didn't wash you're hands\" to which john replied \"Excuse me?\" as he was a bit confused on how'd she knew but brushed it off as her feline hearing. \"You drank and drank, getting drunk enough to even have the balls to ask me out, then you pissed without flushing, and you had the gaul to even flirt with me and that disgusting hand coming near me. Go and flush and wash up like your mother hopefully taught you\" she says in a calm manner to not only his surprise but the bartenders as well. John did not reply with the same restraint she showed and yelled fuck you's to the top of his lungs before the bartender chimed in, telling him he better flush or he's not giving another drink to him. Which John did but he came out like a mad bull, attempting to reach her arm before a small glow and a loud **\"SMACK\"** filled the room before she walked away, leaving John laying on the floor. Getting up was a bit of a challenge, but he managed while cursing her name and how his head was throbbing because of her gorilla like strength and thought she might not have been the best woman to have asked, while also grumbling with the bartender laughing at him. But the night went on and he sat down on his stool as a bitter taste started to form in his mouth but thought that might have been a bad drink or something. However, it started to become more and more apperent when he started eating more of the peanuts from the bowel, finally finding the cause made him spit out the contents and too his horror found that some were covered in shit. \"The fuck are you feeding me!\" he screams while pointing at the shit covered nuts. But the Bartender just shrugged. \"Sorry John, haven't changed them since this morning. I don't know what you're on about\" he says before going back to his business. John who at least sobered up enough (or at least hasn't drank enough to not be able to drive) made his way to his car and drove home to sleep the rest of the night away.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe next morning, he unsurprisingly felt like shit and still tasted shit in his mouth. So he walked to the bathroom and tried to wash out the taste only to stop mid scoop to see the tips of his fingers were turned to penises. He freaked out, wondering what the fuck happened and what was going on, yet he noticed that parts of his hands that were wet started to change back. He may have been a bum but he wasn't a dull tool, he soon washed his hands and figured out after washing them that it was some sort of thing he didn't know how to deal with. But that doesn't mean he catches on quick as he went down and talked a bit to his sister cooking breakfast, a bit spooked but unwilling to tell what's going on, he sat down and waited for a plate to be served to him. Which got complaints due to the stench of last nights drinking, she didn't even want to serve him because of it. But he didn't mind it and just kept waiting, up until his son reached for the bacon with hands covered in something brown, something familiar and made him lose his apatite for bacon, refusing the plate when it was handed to him. \"Huh, first time I've seen you say no to pork\" she says as she ate some unfazed while John bolted out and vomited as his sister teased him a bit more with something.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nJohn didn't get it right away but slowly got the gist of it, he was cursed and didn't know how or who to contact to get rid of it. But his life wasn't too affected except for being a bit more picky at people who don't wash their hands. Only telling by penises or pussies, shit, piss, cum, snot, etc etc on people's hands and on whatever they touch which includes phones, toys, food, hell even soap. The worst part is that only he can taste and see it thanks to the curse. 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\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t**The curse of the bum**













 Our character of this story, John. Was sitting at the bar, eating the bowel of peanuts while ordering a few drinks. Not enough to get drunk but enough he was getting tipsy as well as a bit more daring as he started to flirt with the woman there and even attempted to touch one of their hands with them jolting away at their attempt. He of course took a bit offence but didn't chase the girl any further and whispered "Skank" under his breath. As he did so, a mature feline woman walked in and headed straight to the bathroom as if she had something important to do regarding some hygienic issues. John not wanting to let his chance slip by got up and started to follow. "I'll be back, don't let anyone change the channel while I'm gone" he says to the bartender with a slight slur in his speech. He went to the bathroom and thankfully he had enough sense to use the mens and not follow her like a creep... Well Creepier than what he is doing already. He went and drained the snake before walking back to the door waiting for her to pop out just to ask her out. Which it took a bit of time but she eventually did and out came john. "sxcuse me miss, sorry if I scared you. Say, you're awfully gorgu-" and before he could finish, the woman interrupted just to point something out. "You didn't wash you're hands" to which john replied "Excuse me?" as he was a bit confused on how'd she knew but brushed it off as her feline hearing. "You drank and drank, getting drunk enough to even have the balls to ask me out, then you pissed without flushing, and you had the gaul to even flirt with me and that disgusting hand coming near me. Go and flush and wash up like your mother hopefully taught you" she says in a calm manner to not only his surprise but the bartenders as well. John did not reply with the same restraint she showed and yelled fuck you's to the top of his lungs before the bartender chimed in, telling him he better flush or he's not giving another drink to him. Which John did but he came out like a mad bull, attempting to reach her arm before a small glow and a loud **"SMACK"** filled the room before she walked away, leaving John laying on the floor. Getting up was a bit of a challenge, but he managed while cursing her name and how his head was throbbing because of her gorilla like strength and thought she might not have been the best woman to have asked, while also grumbling with the bartender laughing at him. But the night went on and he sat down on his stool as a bitter taste started to form in his mouth but thought that might have been a bad drink or something. However, it started to become more and more apperent when he started eating more of the peanuts from the bowel, finally finding the cause made him spit out the contents and too his horror found that some were covered in shit. "The fuck are you feeding me!" he screams while pointing at the shit covered nuts. But the Bartender just shrugged. "Sorry John, haven't changed them since this morning. I don't know what you're on about" he says before going back to his business. John who at least sobered up enough (or at least hasn't drank enough to not be able to drive) made his way to his car and drove home to sleep the rest of the night away.







The next morning, he unsurprisingly felt like shit and still tasted shit in his mouth. So he walked to the bathroom and tried to wash out the taste only to stop mid scoop to see the tips of his fingers were turned to penises. He freaked out, wondering what the fuck happened and what was going on, yet he noticed that parts of his hands that were wet started to change back. He may have been a bum but he wasn't a dull tool, he soon washed his hands and figured out after washing them that it was some sort of thing he didn't know how to deal with. But that doesn't mean he catches on quick as he went down and talked a bit to his sister cooking breakfast, a bit spooked but unwilling to tell what's going on, he sat down and waited for a plate to be served to him. Which got complaints due to the stench of last nights drinking, she didn't even want to serve him because of it. But he didn't mind it and just kept waiting, up until his son reached for the bacon with hands covered in something brown, something familiar and made him lose his apatite for bacon, refusing the plate when it was handed to him. "Huh, first time I've seen you say no to pork" she says as she ate some unfazed while John bolted out and vomited as his sister teased him a bit more with something.







John didn't get it right away but slowly got the gist of it, he was cursed and didn't know how or who to contact to get rid of it. But his life wasn't too affected except for being a bit more picky at people who don't wash their hands. Only telling by penises or pussies, shit, piss, cum, snot, etc etc on people's hands and on whatever they touch which includes phones, toys, food, hell even soap. The worst part is that only he can taste and see it thanks to the curse. And thanks to the encounter, John has started to drank a little less at a time and soon he won't even be drinking at all thanks to that Feline he crossed. Only wishing for this torment to end, and not just temporarily from cleaning off surfaces and washing his hands.











**Mama Kat side story end.**













Thank you for reading, hoped you liked it and found a bit of humor in it. I for a fact got this from many Febreze commercials as well as other things. But mostly from my own experiences with people not washing their damn hands, as well as a guy in the bathroom who creeped the fuck out of me asking if he was hot when I was coming out as bi to my ma on the phone in the bathroom. Anywho, so yeah. Moral of the story, don't be a dick and wash your damn hands ya nasties.

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