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Happy April 1st!
", "writing": "Fool Me Once.\n\nWritten by HumbleHeretic\n\nEmmett wondered if this half-brained idea he'd thought up at the last moment would really work, he couldn?t help but have doubts as he waited around the corner while staring at his neighbour's door. Said door belonged to the person he was closest to in the entire apartment building, and though they weren?t related by blood, their relationship was closer than normal.\n\nThe young human male had moved into this apartment building in an attempt to gain independence, however all his efforts in doing so was unintentionally thwarted by the presence of the middle-aged woman who was likewise living by herself in the apartment opposite of his.\n\n\"Bed~bed~beeeeeddd~\"\n\nEmmett put more effort into hiding himself when a familiar voice sounded out from lower down the hallway. The person?s speech was slurred, just like he?d expected. Emmett was already aware that she would be attending yet another drinking party with her co-workers, and just as he?d hoped, she had come home drunk like a fish once again.\n\nAs the human waited in anticipation, a large figure soon revealed itself. Fur that was mostly black with large patches of white and small spots of brown. Her clawed foot paws stepped across the floor with a long bushy tail dragging behind her in her unsteady gait. The figure that was fully revealed was a Canine anthromorph, one possessing the traits of a Border Collie.\n\nHer figure filling out her tight office clothes was that of a chubby milf, her hips were broad and fatty while her furry legs and especially her thighs were fairly thick. The pudgy hands of her thick furry arms were clutching her purse within her clawed fingers, thankfully she hadn?t lost her belongings on her way home.\n\nEmmett was forced to be worried as just the expression on her dog-like face was enough to tell that she was absolutely hammered, her fuzzy ears were dropping low as she slowly toddled her way over to... his door.\n\nChk chk-\n\n\"Why won id fiiiiiid~!\"\n\nThe Canine did all she could to try and fit her key into Emmett's door, a usual occurrence whenever she was drunk. There were even fresh scratch marks from her previous attempts remaining on his doorknob. Emmett sighed as he watched her actions but didn?t think to help her out or admonish her. For one thing he needed to remain completely hidden for his plan to succeed, and plus he knew her well enough to know that she?d figure it out eventually.\n\n\"Ohhhh~ wrong dooorr~!\"\n\nFinally, the Border Collie anthro, Mia, turned around and inserted her key into her own door, where she then proceeded to open it and walk unsteadily into her own apartment. Emmett finally saw his opportunity after the furry MILF had walked inside and tip-toed closely behind her while trying his hardest not to make a sound. Were it not for her inebriated state, the human would have been instantly exposed by her sensitive nose, however he was pretty sure the only thing filling her nose at this point was the stench of alcohol.\n\nMaking his way over to the door that had been left open as always, Emmett speedily snuck inside and properly locked the door behind him. Now at this point one would think that a crime was about to be committed, however, Emmett had no nefarious goals in mind towards Mia, far from it as a matter of fact.\n\nMia was actually like a mother away from home to the young human. Ever since he?d moved into this apartment complex, she?d been taking it upon herself to cater to his needs as though he were her own son. Whenever he was having troubles that were difficult to solve when away from home, Mia would always be the one to help him see it through, it was to the point where the Canine would regularly cook meals for him and he could hardly refuse her good graces at all.\n\nOf course, there would be times where the human would find her prying to be meddlesome, however this was pretty standard for young men of Emmett's age when dealing with a mother figure. At the end of the day the two got along as well as any real mother and son did. Such was why Emmett would always look out for Mia whenever she was in a state like now, often waiting until she got home to make sure she got into her apartment okay and locking the door behind her to prevent any incidents. The only difference was that today he himself had entered her apartment before locking the door.\n\nSomething to understand about Mia was that while she was a respectable mother figure, outside of her drinking habit of course, she was also playful to the point that she would often pull pranks on the human. Nothing too serious of course, however the type of pranks she would often pull were the type that would leave a hormone-riddled young adult like himself in a rather tough position.\n\nEmmett was naturally always on the receiving end of her pranks and overtime the human had developed the desire to get back at her one day, and today was finally that day. Everything had lined up so perfectly that the young man could only speculate that the universe was in his favour. Not only had the Canine went out and gotten drunk, but she even did it exactly on the eve of a certain day of the year. Emmett would be a fool to miss out on such a golden opportunity, hence why he had now sneaked into the Collie?s apartment while she was hammered.\n\nThe human snuck behind one of the couches present in the dimly lit living area, and then he waited. Mia naturally lived alone, the place was so quiet that even with his human hearing he could make out the sounds of her disrobing her office wear inside her bedroom. And of course, she had left the door unlocked and wide open, just like he?d hoped!\n\nIt wasn?t long until Emmett finally heard the sounds of the hefty MILF mounting her bed, and like magic, this was almost immediately followed by the sound of her soft snoring! Emmett couldn?t have been more thankful that the Collie was such a light weight alcoholic, he calmed his beating heart and impatiently made his way over towards her bedroom. He had been in her apartment more times than he could count, therefore it was hardly a task at all for him to creep into her room, especially with the door wide open!\n\n\"Fuuuuu~\"\n\nEmmett let out a silent breath in an effort to quell his nerves as he gazed upon Mia?s large form curled up on top of the bed with a sheet loosely draped over her body. The sounds of her breathing was further affirmation that she was asleep, meaning that Emmett's opportunity had arrived at last.\n\nThe human?s plan was simple, stupidly so. The basic gist of it involved sneaking into her bed and staying there until she woke up in the morning, to where she would hopefully have a fright, the Collie would probably think that they?d done something indecent in her drunken state. Not only was it a fairly half-brained prank, but it could even be considered a cruel one considering their relationship. However, Emmett really couldn?t think of anything better and he was already pretty short on time as is, therefore it was now do or die.\n\n\"Alright.\"\n\nThus, the young man whispered in self-reassurance as he tip-toed towards the slumbering beast. The sound of Mia?s breathing constantly broke the deafening silence as he slowly and very carefully lifted the sheet near the base of the bed. Inside the dim lighting, the Collie?s large, clawed toes revealed themselves, and Emmett almost had a mini heart attack when he saw them twitch! Thankfully her breathing indicated that she was still asleep, and so he lifted the sheets higher until the gap was enough for him to crawl inside.\n\nAs he nervously stuck his head inside, the smell of the large anthro?s musk filled his nostrils. It was a scent that he would regularly smell whenever the Canine would get especially touchy, however what he was smelling at the moment was many times more raw and pungent.\n\nThe greatest contributor to such a scent lay in the large bulge the human could make out resting between the snoozing Collie?s large thighs as his eyes adjusted to the darkness! Emmett was of course aware that Mia had one, what anthro didn?t, it was especially obvious whenever she hugged him out of nowhere. Emmett lost count of the amount of times he?d been put in a tough spot as a result of her excessive physical contact, and all because of the sizable package that she was sporting inside her black underwear that she still had yet to change out of.\n\nNow that his face was so close to it instead of it brushing up against him during an inappropriate moment, Emmett couldn?t help but pause and stare. In the first place, although they acted like family, the two were in no way related, whether by blood or any other tangible means. Therefore, one couldn?t blame Emmett for being a little frazzled at this time, especially considering the \"prank he was about to try and pull.\n\nThis unfortunately meant that the human was unable to notice that the sound of Mia?s breathing that he?d been paying attention to until now had suddenly changed.\n\nFwip!\n\nTo say that Emmett was startled would be an understatement, the human straight up froze when the darkness he?d been experiencing under the sheets was suddenly lifted to that of the dim lighting outside! The sound of the sheet flapping aside rung in his ears as his stiffened form was fully revealed, crouching like a toad near the foot of the bed where the Collie?s legs were!\n\nEmmett felt like all the blood in his body had receded towards his clenched asshole, the human stiffly craned his neck and swivelled his eyes to look up, however the sight before him made him in no way relieved, quite the opposite in fact! Just like he feared, there was the stoic face of Mia staring back at him, her eyes that glowed in the dark sent shivers down the human?s spine and caused his hole to clench even tighter!\n\nEmmett could admit that his plan had been half-baked at best, however it hadn?t even been a solid two minutes before he was caught in his drawers, literally! He was at least aware that his prank would hold no water if he was fully clothed, on the other hand, he was completely hesitant to appear in the Collie?s bed half-naked. Therefore, he had compromised and stripped down all the way to where he only had a pair of thin sliders covering his behind. In other words, Emmett's current state could only be described as a deviant pervert about to sneak into a sleeping woman?s bed!\n\nThe human shivered inside, as the Collie stared at him, he desperately wracked his brain to think of an excuse that wouldn?t sound like complete bullshit. However, before he uttered any words out of his parched mouth, the Collie?s canines revealed themselves as she spoke up first.\n\n\"Loogs like a rad snuck into my bed~\"\n\nShe probably meant to say \"rat\", and from this Emmett was able to realise two things to his relief. The first was that she was obviously still inebriated, and the second was that she probably still had yet to realise that it was actually him that she'd caught red-handed! Emmett thought at this moment that he could probably use these two points to somehow get out of his current predicament, and he began to ease up inside as he thought so. Little did he expect that these two points would instead be the source of his downfall.\n\n\"He-Mmmmpphh?!!\"\n\nAll Emmett felt was a large furry hand on the top of his head and the very next thing he knew, something warm and squishy was smothering his face!\n\n\"So why are you in my bed, huh? You smell something you lige~?\"\n\nEmmett was forced to question if the drunken Collie really mistook him for an oversized rat or not, after all, who would suddenly shove a rat?s face in their crotch bulge?! This had been the closest Emmett had ever been to Mia?s package, he was literally face deep in it. The swollen, fuzzy sheath and her plump, squishy, naked balls grinded roughly against his face through the thin panties.\n\nThe Canine?s claw kept a firm grasp on his head and hair as Mia forcefully rubbed the human's face into her warm crotch. But it wasn?t just the warmth and feel of her package that was making Emmett's mind lag out, there was also a potent scent filling his nose!\n\nWhat the Collie had said about her smell was no understatement, the smell or her day's worth of sweat had mixed with that of her natural crotch musk that had thoroughly matured after a whole day at work and an entire evening out drinking! A very strong odour unique to Mia?s unwashed sheath and balls bathed the human?s sinuses and filled his lungs as he was forced to breathe in the pungent musk!\n\n\"You like that, huh, you lige dat~?\"\n\nMia went as far as to spread her legs open as she aggressively grinded the distressed human?s face into her sweaty nuts. Emmett was completely unable to overcome the anthro?s natural strength, partially because he simply didn?t know how to react to all of this! It was already wild enough that he?d ended up in the position that he was in, what was even wilder was that he was growing aroused as he was forced to breathe Mia?s crotch musk!\n\nThere was currently a prominent tent being pitched in the human?s sliders, it was just one unexpected occurrence after another. He never expected to get so up close and personal with the Canine MILF?s privates out of nowhere, and he certainly never expected that he?d get such a hard-on from snorting the potent stench off her sweaty balls!\n\n\"Mmmmpphh-mmphhhm!\"\n\n\"Wanna smell id direckly?\"\n\nGasp~!\n\nEmmett suddenly had his face pulled from the Canine?s squishy balls at last. He gasped for air but all he got was air tainted in the pungent odour of Mia?s balls that had fully marked his face through her panties. One thing to note is that Emmett had secretly taken PS-x1 without Mia?s knowing, so he wasn?t actually as starved for air as one would expect after having his face smothered in the Collie?s balls. However, he still kept filling and emptying his lungs as though he were taking a breath out of water. The human stealthily savoured the musk while Mia?s hand remained gripping the back of his head.\n\nMia suddenly took her other hand and gripped her panties in her claws. The Collie then proceeded to pull them aside, causing her large plump orbs to spring free of the underwear and bounce around like jelly! The smell of her musk instantly increased, causing Emmett to snap to attention and witness the plump black sack resting between Mia?s pudgy thighs!\n\n\"Ged a good whiff a dis~\"\n\n\"Mmmnpphh!\"\n\nHe was unable to observed her sack for long though as his head was quickly shoved back into Mia?s crotch, this time with her actually naked balls clinging to his face!\n\nThe large, plump sack jiggled against his facial features from the impact, the moment they settled down he immediately felt the increased warmth of the plump globes as the smooth sack stuck to his face! A scent much more pungent that before flooded his nose, Emmett felt like a fire had been lit inside his nostrils as the potent and absurdly pungent stench of sweaty dog nuts filled his nasal cavity!\n\n\"Nice an? deep~\"\n\n\"Mmmmpphh!\"\n\nMia was completely unrelented as she plastered her naked sack to the human?s face. She grinded his head every which was as she spread her legs open, causing his featured to become warped as they were dragged across the smooth, slightly greasy surface of her ripened and unwashed balls. Emmett was made to constantly breath her heavy crotch musk as his face was thoroughly marked with a quadruple layer of the Canine?s ball sweat and grime.\n\nThe human?s body was reacting against expectations while all of this was carrying on. Despite the smell growing stronger and the feeling of warm and moist ball sack scrubbing his face, Emmett's pecker was actually leaking pre through the very tip of the stiff tent in his sliders. The human soon found himself moaning into the beastly woman?s nuts while snorting her musk as though it were a drug.\n\nThis carried on for a while, the Collie seemingly determined to wipe of all of her smell onto the human?s face before she was done. However, she certainly had other plans for this little \"rat\" that had sneaked into her bed.\n\nGasp~!\n\nEmmett once more had his face pulled away from the Collie?s musky balls, this time the scent was way stronger as he gasped and filled his lung with her scent. The human had his eyes closed to avoid the sweat that had coated Mia?s nuts getting into them, he finally opened them after a short while, only to have his heart skip a beat as he almost choked on the sweaty balls scent filling his airways!\n\nHe had no idea when it had emerged, however what greeted Emmett's sights was a massive red canine cock throbbing right in front of his nose! Even in the dark it was easy to make out the bright pinkish-red colour of Mia?s dick that had come out from her sheath at some point during the balls smothering session.\n\nIt was huge, almost the size of Emmett's entire arm, it?s bright colour was encroached upon by deeply shaded reddish-purple veins pulsating along its length, the heat of the girthy, swollen and slick shaft bathed his face as it throbbed and jerked barely a couple inches from his nose! However, most prominent of all had to be the massive bulbous knot sitting at the base of the colossal red rocket!\n\nThe stiff ball of engorged cock flesh sat just outside of Mia?s furry sheath and throbbed in tune with the large, thick, trunk-like shaft whose base it was attached to.\n\nSplat\n\n?\"\n\n\"Wait, Mi-mmphh!\"\n\nThe human was easily silence by the pre-leaking tip of the Collie?s cock that was forcefully shoved inside his mouth! Just the tip alone was enough to spread his jaws wide, a large amount of the hot viscous fluid filled his gaping maw in that moment, bringing with it a slightly salty taste and a fishy scent that filled his nose along with the sweaty ball musk.\n\nEmmett was horribly flustered at this moment, all he?d wanted to do was pull a small and harmless prank on Mia, the Canine anthro that was like a mother to him, yet somehow he?d ended up with her dick in his mouth!\n\n\"Wideerrr~\"\n\n``HRRRK-Gllk~!''\n\nThe human?s muffled groans turned into a gag as the Collie pressed down on his head, causing his mouth to gape open wider as the tip hit the back of his throat!\n\n``UEEELLGH~!''\n\nEmmett lurched as hot pre squirted onto his uvula, one of the human?s hands was flailing about whole the other was reflexively smacking against Mia?s furry and thick thigh. However, she was far from perturbed, only growing more excited in her drunken state, as evident by the increased throbbing of his swollen phallus.\n\n\"Take id all... da way~!\"\n\n``HHRRLLKK~!''\n\nEmmett retched as the force pushing down on his head increased, causing the tip of Mia?s cock to break past the entrance of his throat and squeeze into his tight gullet! Tears gathered in his eyes as he gagged, however the Collie was unrelenting, inch after inch of her hefty, throbbing flesh rod squirmed deeper into the human?s throat, causing a large bulge to travel down his neck as his head was shoved lower and lower onto the girthy red rocket.\n\nEmmett couldn?t help but be thankful that he?d secretly taken the drug beforehand, or else this little prank gone wrong could have ended very differently! The was a massive bulge going from his gaping mouth all the way down his neck and past his chest by the time Mia?s cock was all the way inside of him, almost all the way.\n\n``Gllrrrkk~!''\n\n\"Come on~ jus tage the whole thing~!\"\n\nThe human fought with all he had as the Collie insisted on going so far as to knot his mouth! There was already a considerable amount of doggy dick throbbing inside him, yet Mia kept trying to shove his head deeper into her crotch, clearly intent on packing even the large bulbous knot into his maw as well!\n\nAt any other time, it would be impossible for Emmett to best Mia in strength, even when the effects of the drug was brought into play, however, probably because she was inebriated, he was able to persevere and keep himself off of the large round knot that was staring him menacingly in the face!\n\n\"Aargg! Party pooper!\"\n\n``RRRLKKK~!''\n\nThankfully the Collie gave up in frustration just as Emmett's arms were about to give out. The human breathed a sigh of relief in his mind as he felt her shoving on his head ease up, now there was only the problem of the rest of her dick in his throat.\n\n``UEELllgghh!''\n\n\"Ahhhn~\"\n\nEmmett had no time to feel relieved as the force holding his head down suddenly reversed, causing his head to be pulled up while Mia?s cock was dragged out of his throat, making him clench his eyes as he retched.\n\nSquelch~! ``GGLLERK~!'' Schllooorrpp~!\n\n\"Oof, whooo~\"\n\n``Grrkkk~!'' Squelch~! PLAP-Plop!\n\nHis face was then pushed back into the Collie?s musky crotch, his lips bumping into her stiff knot before he was pulled back up again, and then down again. Up and down, up and down, a rhythm was slowly created accompanying Mia?s moans and Emmett's gagging as her engorged pricked was dragged back and forth against the slick walls of his throat!\n\n?\n\nIt reached the point where Mia even began to whimper like an actual dog as she roughly fucked his face. All Emmett could do at this point was take it while trying to keep his jerking body steady and hope that she would finish soon. The shape of Mia?s cock was already thoroughly etched into the walls of his throat after just a few minutes of deepthroating, there was a frothy build-up of saliva and precum on the Collie?s swollen knot that his face would repeatedly bash into.\n\nAfter going his whole life without having so much as held a dick that wasn?t his own, he was now face deep in his neighbour's crotch, swallowing her canine cock down to the knot. The human was hoping that she would at least pull out before she eventually came, however, just by the fact that?s she?d tried to knot his mouth in the beginning, chances were slim that she would.\n\n``Grrkkk~!'' Squelch~! PLAP-Plop! ``Hrrlkkk~!''\n\n``Haah hahh aahh'' Whimper~?\n\nEmmett could hardly think straight, he felt like his brain was being rattled as his head was roughly shoved up and down. A wet squelching sound was made every time his throat was filled with Mia's throbbing cock. The stench of her musk filled his nose, the taste of her unwashed dick filled his mouth as her swollen phallus scrubbed his tastebuds. There was hardly a moment that he wasn't gagging on her cock, his uvula was beaten black and blue by her swollen, oversized cock flesh. Just the girth it possessed should have made it impossible to fit in his mouth, yet he was made to take it all the way and beyond.\n\nHot puppy pre constantly spurt from the Collie's throbbing cock and painted his insides. Even amidst the sounds of his rough deepthroating, his gagging and Mia's breathless moaning, he could hear the sound of her bushy tail wagging and beating against the bed. Clearly she was having a hell of a time fucking his face, and that was made all the more evident by what happened next.\n\nSquelch~! ``GGLLERK~!'' Schllooorrpp~!\n\n? \n\n``Grrrlkkk~!'' Squelch~!\n\n\"Ngh!\"\n\nSPUURRRTTT~!\n\nThe only warning Emmett received was a powerful jerking of Mia?s cock before it fired off down his throat! Mia kept pumping his face up and down her rod as it spasmed and jerked, shooting thick ropes of balls cream into his mouth and down his gullet as the Collie?s large balls tensed and jerked between her pudgy thighs.\n\n``Grrrlkkk~!'' Squelch~! SPLURT-SPRRTT~!\n\nWhimper~?\n\nThe Collie soon held the human?s face to her knot as she shivered and came. By this time so much of her nut had been poured into Emmett's mouth that the sticky, cloudy stuff continuously leaked from his lips and dripped off her knot as he retched with tears in his eyes. The large red rocket was still firing down his throat, his neck expanding with each throb as creamy wad of doggy cock snot basted his belly.\n\nEmmett was given his first proper taste of semen, straight from the contracting balls of his MILF neighbour. The taste was bitter and very strong, almost as strong as the nose-burning smell of jizz filling his nostrils as he savoured Mia's sticky load.\n\nSPLURT-SPLLLLRRTT~!\n\n Even if he?d thankfully avoided having his face knotted, Emmett's belly still swelled as Mia fed him her hot nut sauce, pint after pint of virile puppy goo poured into his stomach as the Collie?s tail wagged sporadically. The sound of her heated breaths was all he could hear besides his own soft gagging and the sound of cum leaving the Canine?s balls and flowing into him.\n\nSPUURRRTTT~!\n\n\"Haaaaahh~!\"\n\nSCHLOORP~! ``GGRRLKKKK~!''\n\nFinally, she seemed to have finished dumping her load as Mia soon let out a sigh and proceeded to pull Emmett's mouth off her cock. The human retched all the way up, causing the multiple litres of gooey doggy jizz filling his belly to churn. However, it seemed like in her drunken state Mia had misjudged the timing with which to pull out.\n\nGasp~!\n\nSplurt~!\n\nThe Moment the tip of Mia?s cock popped free of his lips, Emmett gasped on reflex, only to have his face splattered by a thick spurt of cloudy ball cream in that exact moment! The human?s face was completely painted, plenty of the soupy, smelly nut sauce ended up right in his open mouth, almost causing him to choke as his face was further painted in the last remaining ropes fired from Mia?s dick.\n\n\"Awe~ did the little wat bite of more than he could chew~?\"\n\nThe Collie mocked him with her spit-shined member standing erect and throbbing between her spread open legs. Meanwhile Emmett was doubled over and coughing after having swallowed a massive wad the creamy spunk on reflex. Splatters of cloudy jizz peppered Mia?s sheets as the human tried to cope with the strong flavour in his mouth and the pungent odour of fresh jizz stuffing his nostrils. Unfortunately for him, the drunken Collie was still far from satisfied.\n\n\"Hup!\"\n\n\"!!!!!!\"\n\nBefore the human could properly catch himself, he was forcefully made to lunge forward onto the bed after a not so gentle push from the Canine! Emmett ended up flat on the bed with his head near the head board and his swollen belly pressing into the mattress, the sudden impact almost caused the human to barf up some of the cock snot, however that was the least of his concerns as he soon felt a pair of furry clawed hands grasping onto his underwear from behind!\n\n?\"\n\nRiiiip~!\n\nA part of Emmett wondered is such a statement could be considered derogatory as there were plenty of Rat anthros walking around these days. All the other parts of him were in a panic as his underwear, his only article of clothing, had just been ripped apart like paper, exposing his bare ass where his cheeks were clenched in fright!\n\nPata!\n\n\"Urgh!\"\n\nEmmett's whole body jerked when Mia suddenly grasped on of his butt cheeks in each hand. The human could put up very little resistance as his ass was easily spread apart by the horny beast of a MILF!\n\n\"Time to feed this end~\"\n\n\"Wait Mia, hold up, it?s me-eeeeeee~!\"\n\n?\"\n\nEmmett was unable to utter a sound as his hole was gradually stuffed with Mia?s throbbing prick. The Collie knelt over the human?s legs and used one hand to spread his ass open while the other was used to shove her swollen fuck meat deeper and deeper into his butt. With the addition of his saliva and the cum coating her shaft, the shaft slid inside easier than expected, especially as his body had been remoulded for the express purpose of taking massive cock!\n\n\"Uurrggh-gh!\"\n\n\"Mmmnnnnn~?\"\n\nEmmett tried shoving back against the Collie?s thighs, however his resistance was rather week and all he accomplished was copping a feel of her furry legs until all of her shaft had filled his ass. At this time, the bulge in his spunk-filled belly was topped up by the outline of Mia?s massive doggy cock runny from between his legs all the way up past the centre of his body. When the knot had finally pressed against his hole, the Collie lay forward and allowed her weighty frame to rest on the human?s back.\n\n\"Ooof!\"\n\nEmmett was pressed deeper into the mattress while the stuffy feeling of cum and cock filling his insides became more pronounce as he became smothered under Mia?s hefty body. Every part of him except his face was covered in her furry frame while her cock was all the way up his ass, the human?s toes curled up from the multiple pounds of engorge dick throbbing inside of him and stretching his butt hole. While the human was choked for words, Mia?s hot and moist breath filled his ears.\n\n\"Get ready for a double stuffing~\"\n\nAs soon as she said so, the Collie began to move, just as she?d done to his face, Mia backed up her hips, letting her cock slip free of the human?s ass up to the halfway mark before she thrust right back in!\n\nSquelch-Plap-PLOP-Schloorp~!\n\n\"Ngh!\"\n\nPlap! Squelch~! PLAP!\n\n\"Ggh!\"\n\nThe human had been put in a true doggy mating position, and like that he was made to fulfil his role as the Collie?s bitch. In and out her cock went, stretching his hole over the undulating contours of her slick, veiny shaft as she began fucking his ass with much the same vigour as she did his face!\n\nPlap! SMACK-Squelch~!\n\n\"Ggh!\"\n\nPlap! Squelch~! PLAP!\n\nThe sound of Mia?s smooth and still bloated nuts slapping against his legs continuously rang out as the large Canine woman humped him hard. He was completely unable to overcome the weight of the pudgy milf, he could barely move his arm, the human simply had to take it while lamenting how he?d gotten himself in this situation where he was being ruthlessly bred by the woman he?d considered no different from his own mother figure all this time!\n\nDespite his inner conflicts as he was fucked, the person doing the fucking was thoroughly enjoying his ass.\n\nWhimper~? ``Haah haah, hhnngg~!''\n\nPlap! Squelch~! PLAP!\n\nWhile the human was grunting and groaning from each thrust, Mia was moaning and whimpering like a dog in heat as she voraciously thrust her hips. Her body grew hot, increasing the pungency of her natural musk that filled the cum-stained nostrils of the human below her.\n\nPLAP-PLAP-PLOP-PLAP!!\n\n?\n\nMia?s actions gradually became more forceful as she carved out the human insides with her steely member. It was to the point that the legs of the rocking bed started making noise while the head board repeatedly thudded against the wall.\n\nThe neighbour next door who heard the sound couldn?t help but think to himself that the Collie was finally getting some action after who knows how long. Little did he expect that she was the one doing the rutting and that it was the young man that lived adjacent to her that was on the receiving end of the wild ride!\n\n?\n\n\"Ngh!\"\n\nPlap-PLAP Schloorp~! PLOP!\n\nThe Collie?s body heat steaming him from above while her soft belly and breasts rubbed against him, the sweat of her nuts running down his thighs as they repeatedly smacked him, her hot constantly breath falling on his ear, her doughy, furry body grinding against his own as she thrust her hips, and finally the feel of her large cock stirring up his spunk-filled insides as she rutted, bred and fucked him with bestial vigour.\n\nEmmett found himself lost in a lustful trance of his own while his own rock-hard member was staining Mia?s sheets in his leaking pre. The human genuinely never thought he?d see the day where he and the MILF would engage in any kind of sexual activity, yet here he was being fucked in the face and the ass on the same evening, trapped under the Collie as she mated with and abused his hole.\n\nThe human soon felt his own balls tensing up, the orgasm he?d been trying to contain all this time could finally be held back no longer. And he clearly wasn?t the only one feeling this way.\n\n? \"Haaaah haah, I- I?m gonna c-\" Whimper~?\n\n\"Nghh, nghh- HRRKK?!\"\n\nEmmett had been moaning along with her, preparing to blow his load at the same time, but suddenly the human?s body tensed up when Mia administered a much more forceful thrust without pulling back! The human was shaken awake as he instantly picked up on what she was trying to do, just the mere fact that she continued to press forward without letting up made it evident that she was trying to do the same thing she wanted to do to his face!\n\n\"Rrgghhh~\"\n\n\"Nngghhh~!\"\n\nWith no leverage left with which to resist, Emmett was unable to stop it as the swollen nut gradually stretched his hole open much wider than Mia?s red rocket did! His voice was caught in his throat while the beast above him grunted and pressed forward, his hole gradually gave way over the stiff slick bulb until finally-\n\nPOP!!\n\n\"Rgh! CUMMING!\"\n\n\"Ngh-!\"\n\n?\n\n``Rnngh!\"\n\nThe Canine whimpered while the human groaned, Mia?s large nuts constricted while leaving a sweaty smear on Emmett's thighs as massive ropes of sticky nut butter gushed from her cock and rapidly filled him. The quantity was even greater than what she?d poured down his throat, Emmett groaned louder as he felt his belly that had just started deflating begin to rapidly swell once more.\n\n?\n\nThis load was clearly larger than the last, the stuffiness he felt inside kept increasing as long ropes of jizz continued to fire from the Collie?s spasming balls. With her large knot blocking his ass there was nowhere for all of the increasing cum to escape, nowhere except-\n\n\"Mmmgh-!\" SPLUURRT~ ``Hrrrkk-'' SPllurrttt~\n\nEmmett was completely unable to stop the cum from rocketing up his gullet under the building pressure, his teary eyes went wide before a thick gush of sperm erupted from his mouth and nostrils!\n\nSPLURRT~!\n\n?\n\n``Grrrrlll-'' Spllurrt~\n\nThe drunken Canine was completely unconcerned with the human who?d sprung a leak below her, her jizz kept spurting from his mouth at the same time that she tried pumping more into him! It was like he was an extension of her cock, each subsequent wad of nut soup she dumped into his ass simply displace what was already bloating his insides and caused an even large spurt to gush from his mouth and nose before staining her bedsheets.\n\nSpprrttt~~\n\n?\n\nc\n\nj\n\n4\n\nI\n\nJ\n\n?\n\n''\n\n''\n\nhe stuff had directly filled his nostrils. The familiar taste of Mia?s dick soup soaked his taste buds as the final displace dregs of nut from her massive orgasm gradually leaked from his open mouth.\n\n\"Haaaaaahhh~\"\n\nMia let out the lengthiest sigh of the evening, and before he could react, Emmett felt her entire weight suddenly buckle down on top of him!\n\nSPLURT~!\n\nThe sudden action caused more of the hot, sloppy nut to spurt from his mouth and nose. Emmett was left coughing up thing wads of cloudy ball cream as the Collie rested her seemingly exhausted body on him, fully burning him up to the neck in her furry, pudgy frame.\n\n``Hlk- koff koff! Ugh, M-Mia.\"\n\nTssuuuuu~\n\nEmmett almost fainted as his urging was suddenly met with the Collie?s snoring!\n\nNot even a full two minutes after fucking him to completion and overfilling him with her massive load, the Canine was out like a light, her snoring ringing in the human?s ears as she held him below her limp body!\n\nMia had always been a heavy sleeper, especially after an evening of drinking. It was a miracle in itself that she had managed to wake up shortly after the human had snuck into her bed, but now she had properly entered dreamland. The only problem was that her rigid cock was still buried up his ass!\n\nThe swollen red rocket showed no intention to deflate at all, even if not for the hefty Canine literally trapping his body under hers, Emmett would find it hard to escape his current predicament with the massive stiff knot literally locking his ass to Mia?s crotch!\n\nThe human had really went and did it now, he was completely fucked in every meaning of the word!\n\nTsuuu~\n\nEmmett was left to distress over his thoughts as the Collie snored while snuggling his body like a teddy bear, a living teddy bear that was holstering her massive throbbing doggy dick. Emmett wracked his brain to think of an explanation for why he was knotted and in Mia?s bed, however just judging by how lame his initial plan had been that led him into the current situation, it would be a wonder if he could come up with anything good before morning.\n\nTsuuu~\n\nLike that the human really did end up spending the night in the Collie?s bed, except that his \"prank\" had ended coming to fruition in a way that he didn?t expect.\n\n***\n\n``Hwaaahhh~ Nggghhh-gaaahh~!''\n\nMia?s eyes gradually fluttered open to greet the light of day filling her room. As the Collie yawned and stretched, she found to her surprise that she was feeling much more refreshed than she would usually be after a night of drinking. The Collie was thinking to herself that she was getting better at handling her alcohol as she rolled over to her side, or at least she tried to.\n\n\"?\"\n\nFor some reason she encountered some resistance in her crotch area as she turned, and on top of that her morning wood was feeling oddly moist. Still groggy from her light hangover, and with blurry vision plaguing her eyes, Mia simply put more force into it to try and free herself from whatever it was that was obstructing her.\n\nPOP!\n\n``Haanngggh!!''\n\nA rather loud pop followed by an even louder yelp startled away whatever bit of sleepiness still remained! Mia felt her rigid cock slide out of something warm and tight and hurriedly looked to her side, her dumbfounded state only increasing as her vision finally cleared up!\n\n\"What the- Emmett?!\"\n\nWhy was her neighbour in her bed first thing in the morning, and why was he in such a state?!\n\nThe human?s mid-section was swelled up like a massive used condom as he lay weakly on his side. There was a viscous, cloudy fluid pouring from his open mouth and nose, supposedly the source of the pungent odour filling the room, an odour she was very familiar with! The same viscous fluid was now trickling from his naked ass where his hole was slowly closing over her retreating phallus!\n\nCum was literally all over the bed, mostly gathered near the human?s head where the majority seemed to have leaked out.\n\nMia may be hungover, but she certainly wasn?t stupid, it was easy to tell what had happened that lead to this current scenario! She simply couldn?t fathom what had led the human into her bed in the first place for him to eventually end up in such a state!\n\n``Koff-koff!''\n\nThe Collie was truly lost for words and didn?t know how to react, only for the limp human to suddenly cough up a massive wad of her own gooey nut, the sight of which caused her to cringe slightly.\n\nWith that, he finally turned his face that was so sticky with jizz that it formed long webs between the soaked bedding and his face as he looked at her. Mia was expecting some kind of explanation that, though unlikely, would help her to begin to understand what the hell had happened last night.\n\nInstead, what came out of the human?s mouth was a simple statement.\n\n\"A-April... fools.\"\n\nAnd that was it, Emmett's face hit the soggy bedding again the next moment, followed by his light snoring as he was seemingly out cold. After an entire night of putting up with Mia subsequent orgasms inside his knotted behind that kept him awake as he racked his brain, that was the best he could come up with, the phrase he?d prepared since before putting his (obviously failed) plan into action.\n\nIn the end Mia was left even more dumfounded that at the start. All she could do was stare incredulously at her crazy neighbour snoring away in her jizz until her work alarm started going off.\n\nEND.\n\n", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "Fool Me Once.

Written by HumbleHeretic

Emmett wondered if this half-brained idea he'd thought up at the last moment would really work, he couldn?t help but have doubts as he waited around the corner while staring at his neighbour's door. Said door belonged to the person he was closest to in the entire apartment building, and though they weren?t related by blood, their relationship was closer than normal.

The young human male had moved into this apartment building in an attempt to gain independence, however all his efforts in doing so was unintentionally thwarted by the presence of the middle-aged woman who was likewise living by herself in the apartment opposite of his.

"Bed~bed~beeeeeddd~"

Emmett put more effort into hiding himself when a familiar voice sounded out from lower down the hallway. The person?s speech was slurred, just like he?d expected. Emmett was already aware that she would be attending yet another drinking party with her co-workers, and just as he?d hoped, she had come home drunk like a fish once again.

As the human waited in anticipation, a large figure soon revealed itself. Fur that was mostly black with large patches of white and small spots of brown. Her clawed foot paws stepped across the floor with a long bushy tail dragging behind her in her unsteady gait. The figure that was fully revealed was a Canine anthromorph, one possessing the traits of a Border Collie.

Her figure filling out her tight office clothes was that of a chubby milf, her hips were broad and fatty while her furry legs and especially her thighs were fairly thick. The pudgy hands of her thick furry arms were clutching her purse within her clawed fingers, thankfully she hadn?t lost her belongings on her way home.

Emmett was forced to be worried as just the expression on her dog-like face was enough to tell that she was absolutely hammered, her fuzzy ears were dropping low as she slowly toddled her way over to... his door.

Chk chk-

"Why won id fiiiiiid~!"

The Canine did all she could to try and fit her key into Emmett's door, a usual occurrence whenever she was drunk. There were even fresh scratch marks from her previous attempts remaining on his doorknob. Emmett sighed as he watched her actions but didn?t think to help her out or admonish her. For one thing he needed to remain completely hidden for his plan to succeed, and plus he knew her well enough to know that she?d figure it out eventually.

"Ohhhh~ wrong dooorr~!"

Finally, the Border Collie anthro, Mia, turned around and inserted her key into her own door, where she then proceeded to open it and walk unsteadily into her own apartment. Emmett finally saw his opportunity after the furry MILF had walked inside and tip-toed closely behind her while trying his hardest not to make a sound. Were it not for her inebriated state, the human would have been instantly exposed by her sensitive nose, however he was pretty sure the only thing filling her nose at this point was the stench of alcohol.

Making his way over to the door that had been left open as always, Emmett speedily snuck inside and properly locked the door behind him. Now at this point one would think that a crime was about to be committed, however, Emmett had no nefarious goals in mind towards Mia, far from it as a matter of fact.

Mia was actually like a mother away from home to the young human. Ever since he?d moved into this apartment complex, she?d been taking it upon herself to cater to his needs as though he were her own son. Whenever he was having troubles that were difficult to solve when away from home, Mia would always be the one to help him see it through, it was to the point where the Canine would regularly cook meals for him and he could hardly refuse her good graces at all.

Of course, there would be times where the human would find her prying to be meddlesome, however this was pretty standard for young men of Emmett's age when dealing with a mother figure. At the end of the day the two got along as well as any real mother and son did. Such was why Emmett would always look out for Mia whenever she was in a state like now, often waiting until she got home to make sure she got into her apartment okay and locking the door behind her to prevent any incidents. The only difference was that today he himself had entered her apartment before locking the door.

Something to understand about Mia was that while she was a respectable mother figure, outside of her drinking habit of course, she was also playful to the point that she would often pull pranks on the human. Nothing too serious of course, however the type of pranks she would often pull were the type that would leave a hormone-riddled young adult like himself in a rather tough position.

Emmett was naturally always on the receiving end of her pranks and overtime the human had developed the desire to get back at her one day, and today was finally that day. Everything had lined up so perfectly that the young man could only speculate that the universe was in his favour. Not only had the Canine went out and gotten drunk, but she even did it exactly on the eve of a certain day of the year. Emmett would be a fool to miss out on such a golden opportunity, hence why he had now sneaked into the Collie?s apartment while she was hammered.

The human snuck behind one of the couches present in the dimly lit living area, and then he waited. Mia naturally lived alone, the place was so quiet that even with his human hearing he could make out the sounds of her disrobing her office wear inside her bedroom. And of course, she had left the door unlocked and wide open, just like he?d hoped!

It wasn?t long until Emmett finally heard the sounds of the hefty MILF mounting her bed, and like magic, this was almost immediately followed by the sound of her soft snoring! Emmett couldn?t have been more thankful that the Collie was such a light weight alcoholic, he calmed his beating heart and impatiently made his way over towards her bedroom. He had been in her apartment more times than he could count, therefore it was hardly a task at all for him to creep into her room, especially with the door wide open!

"Fuuuuu~"

Emmett let out a silent breath in an effort to quell his nerves as he gazed upon Mia?s large form curled up on top of the bed with a sheet loosely draped over her body. The sounds of her breathing was further affirmation that she was asleep, meaning that Emmett's opportunity had arrived at last.

The human?s plan was simple, stupidly so. The basic gist of it involved sneaking into her bed and staying there until she woke up in the morning, to where she would hopefully have a fright, the Collie would probably think that they?d done something indecent in her drunken state. Not only was it a fairly half-brained prank, but it could even be considered a cruel one considering their relationship. However, Emmett really couldn?t think of anything better and he was already pretty short on time as is, therefore it was now do or die.

"Alright."

Thus, the young man whispered in self-reassurance as he tip-toed towards the slumbering beast. The sound of Mia?s breathing constantly broke the deafening silence as he slowly and very carefully lifted the sheet near the base of the bed. Inside the dim lighting, the Collie?s large, clawed toes revealed themselves, and Emmett almost had a mini heart attack when he saw them twitch! Thankfully her breathing indicated that she was still asleep, and so he lifted the sheets higher until the gap was enough for him to crawl inside.

As he nervously stuck his head inside, the smell of the large anthro?s musk filled his nostrils. It was a scent that he would regularly smell whenever the Canine would get especially touchy, however what he was smelling at the moment was many times more raw and pungent.

The greatest contributor to such a scent lay in the large bulge the human could make out resting between the snoozing Collie?s large thighs as his eyes adjusted to the darkness! Emmett was of course aware that Mia had one, what anthro didn?t, it was especially obvious whenever she hugged him out of nowhere. Emmett lost count of the amount of times he?d been put in a tough spot as a result of her excessive physical contact, and all because of the sizable package that she was sporting inside her black underwear that she still had yet to change out of.

Now that his face was so close to it instead of it brushing up against him during an inappropriate moment, Emmett couldn?t help but pause and stare. In the first place, although they acted like family, the two were in no way related, whether by blood or any other tangible means. Therefore, one couldn?t blame Emmett for being a little frazzled at this time, especially considering the "prank he was about to try and pull.

This unfortunately meant that the human was unable to notice that the sound of Mia?s breathing that he?d been paying attention to until now had suddenly changed.

Fwip!

To say that Emmett was startled would be an understatement, the human straight up froze when the darkness he?d been experiencing under the sheets was suddenly lifted to that of the dim lighting outside! The sound of the sheet flapping aside rung in his ears as his stiffened form was fully revealed, crouching like a toad near the foot of the bed where the Collie?s legs were!

Emmett felt like all the blood in his body had receded towards his clenched asshole, the human stiffly craned his neck and swivelled his eyes to look up, however the sight before him made him in no way relieved, quite the opposite in fact! Just like he feared, there was the stoic face of Mia staring back at him, her eyes that glowed in the dark sent shivers down the human?s spine and caused his hole to clench even tighter!

Emmett could admit that his plan had been half-baked at best, however it hadn?t even been a solid two minutes before he was caught in his drawers, literally! He was at least aware that his prank would hold no water if he was fully clothed, on the other hand, he was completely hesitant to appear in the Collie?s bed half-naked. Therefore, he had compromised and stripped down all the way to where he only had a pair of thin sliders covering his behind. In other words, Emmett's current state could only be described as a deviant pervert about to sneak into a sleeping woman?s bed!

The human shivered inside, as the Collie stared at him, he desperately wracked his brain to think of an excuse that wouldn?t sound like complete bullshit. However, before he uttered any words out of his parched mouth, the Collie?s canines revealed themselves as she spoke up first.

"Loogs like a rad snuck into my bed~"

She probably meant to say "rat", and from this Emmett was able to realise two things to his relief. The first was that she was obviously still inebriated, and the second was that she probably still had yet to realise that it was actually him that she'd caught red-handed! Emmett thought at this moment that he could probably use these two points to somehow get out of his current predicament, and he began to ease up inside as he thought so. Little did he expect that these two points would instead be the source of his downfall.

"He-Mmmmpphh?!!"

All Emmett felt was a large furry hand on the top of his head and the very next thing he knew, something warm and squishy was smothering his face!

"So why are you in my bed, huh? You smell something you lige~?"

Emmett was forced to question if the drunken Collie really mistook him for an oversized rat or not, after all, who would suddenly shove a rat?s face in their crotch bulge?! This had been the closest Emmett had ever been to Mia?s package, he was literally face deep in it. The swollen, fuzzy sheath and her plump, squishy, naked balls grinded roughly against his face through the thin panties.

The Canine?s claw kept a firm grasp on his head and hair as Mia forcefully rubbed the human's face into her warm crotch. But it wasn?t just the warmth and feel of her package that was making Emmett's mind lag out, there was also a potent scent filling his nose!

What the Collie had said about her smell was no understatement, the smell or her day's worth of sweat had mixed with that of her natural crotch musk that had thoroughly matured after a whole day at work and an entire evening out drinking! A very strong odour unique to Mia?s unwashed sheath and balls bathed the human?s sinuses and filled his lungs as he was forced to breathe in the pungent musk!

"You like that, huh, you lige dat~?"

Mia went as far as to spread her legs open as she aggressively grinded the distressed human?s face into her sweaty nuts. Emmett was completely unable to overcome the anthro?s natural strength, partially because he simply didn?t know how to react to all of this! It was already wild enough that he?d ended up in the position that he was in, what was even wilder was that he was growing aroused as he was forced to breathe Mia?s crotch musk!

There was currently a prominent tent being pitched in the human?s sliders, it was just one unexpected occurrence after another. He never expected to get so up close and personal with the Canine MILF?s privates out of nowhere, and he certainly never expected that he?d get such a hard-on from snorting the potent stench off her sweaty balls!

"Mmmmpphh-mmphhhm!"

"Wanna smell id direckly?"

Gasp~!

Emmett suddenly had his face pulled from the Canine?s squishy balls at last. He gasped for air but all he got was air tainted in the pungent odour of Mia?s balls that had fully marked his face through her panties. One thing to note is that Emmett had secretly taken PS-x1 without Mia?s knowing, so he wasn?t actually as starved for air as one would expect after having his face smothered in the Collie?s balls. However, he still kept filling and emptying his lungs as though he were taking a breath out of water. The human stealthily savoured the musk while Mia?s hand remained gripping the back of his head.

Mia suddenly took her other hand and gripped her panties in her claws. The Collie then proceeded to pull them aside, causing her large plump orbs to spring free of the underwear and bounce around like jelly! The smell of her musk instantly increased, causing Emmett to snap to attention and witness the plump black sack resting between Mia?s pudgy thighs!

"Ged a good whiff a dis~"

"Mmmnpphh!"

He was unable to observed her sack for long though as his head was quickly shoved back into Mia?s crotch, this time with her actually naked balls clinging to his face!

The large, plump sack jiggled against his facial features from the impact, the moment they settled down he immediately felt the increased warmth of the plump globes as the smooth sack stuck to his face! A scent much more pungent that before flooded his nose, Emmett felt like a fire had been lit inside his nostrils as the potent and absurdly pungent stench of sweaty dog nuts filled his nasal cavity!

"Nice an? deep~"

"Mmmmpphh!"

Mia was completely unrelented as she plastered her naked sack to the human?s face. She grinded his head every which was as she spread her legs open, causing his featured to become warped as they were dragged across the smooth, slightly greasy surface of her ripened and unwashed balls. Emmett was made to constantly breath her heavy crotch musk as his face was thoroughly marked with a quadruple layer of the Canine?s ball sweat and grime.

The human?s body was reacting against expectations while all of this was carrying on. Despite the smell growing stronger and the feeling of warm and moist ball sack scrubbing his face, Emmett's pecker was actually leaking pre through the very tip of the stiff tent in his sliders. The human soon found himself moaning into the beastly woman?s nuts while snorting her musk as though it were a drug.

This carried on for a while, the Collie seemingly determined to wipe of all of her smell onto the human?s face before she was done. However, she certainly had other plans for this little "rat" that had sneaked into her bed.

Gasp~!

Emmett once more had his face pulled away from the Collie?s musky balls, this time the scent was way stronger as he gasped and filled his lung with her scent. The human had his eyes closed to avoid the sweat that had coated Mia?s nuts getting into them, he finally opened them after a short while, only to have his heart skip a beat as he almost choked on the sweaty balls scent filling his airways!

He had no idea when it had emerged, however what greeted Emmett's sights was a massive red canine cock throbbing right in front of his nose! Even in the dark it was easy to make out the bright pinkish-red colour of Mia?s dick that had come out from her sheath at some point during the balls smothering session.

It was huge, almost the size of Emmett's entire arm, it?s bright colour was encroached upon by deeply shaded reddish-purple veins pulsating along its length, the heat of the girthy, swollen and slick shaft bathed his face as it throbbed and jerked barely a couple inches from his nose! However, most prominent of all had to be the massive bulbous knot sitting at the base of the colossal red rocket!

The stiff ball of engorged cock flesh sat just outside of Mia?s furry sheath and throbbed in tune with the large, thick, trunk-like shaft whose base it was attached to.

Splat

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"Wait, Mi-mmphh!"

The human was easily silence by the pre-leaking tip of the Collie?s cock that was forcefully shoved inside his mouth! Just the tip alone was enough to spread his jaws wide, a large amount of the hot viscous fluid filled his gaping maw in that moment, bringing with it a slightly salty taste and a fishy scent that filled his nose along with the sweaty ball musk.

Emmett was horribly flustered at this moment, all he?d wanted to do was pull a small and harmless prank on Mia, the Canine anthro that was like a mother to him, yet somehow he?d ended up with her dick in his mouth!

"Wideerrr~"

``HRRRK-Gllk~!''

The human?s muffled groans turned into a gag as the Collie pressed down on his head, causing his mouth to gape open wider as the tip hit the back of his throat!

``UEEELLGH~!''

Emmett lurched as hot pre squirted onto his uvula, one of the human?s hands was flailing about whole the other was reflexively smacking against Mia?s furry and thick thigh. However, she was far from perturbed, only growing more excited in her drunken state, as evident by the increased throbbing of his swollen phallus.

"Take id all... da way~!"

``HHRRLLKK~!''

Emmett retched as the force pushing down on his head increased, causing the tip of Mia?s cock to break past the entrance of his throat and squeeze into his tight gullet! Tears gathered in his eyes as he gagged, however the Collie was unrelenting, inch after inch of her hefty, throbbing flesh rod squirmed deeper into the human?s throat, causing a large bulge to travel down his neck as his head was shoved lower and lower onto the girthy red rocket.

Emmett couldn?t help but be thankful that he?d secretly taken the drug beforehand, or else this little prank gone wrong could have ended very differently! The was a massive bulge going from his gaping mouth all the way down his neck and past his chest by the time Mia?s cock was all the way inside of him, almost all the way.

``Gllrrrkk~!''

"Come on~ jus tage the whole thing~!"

The human fought with all he had as the Collie insisted on going so far as to knot his mouth! There was already a considerable amount of doggy dick throbbing inside him, yet Mia kept trying to shove his head deeper into her crotch, clearly intent on packing even the large bulbous knot into his maw as well!

At any other time, it would be impossible for Emmett to best Mia in strength, even when the effects of the drug was brought into play, however, probably because she was inebriated, he was able to persevere and keep himself off of the large round knot that was staring him menacingly in the face!

"Aargg! Party pooper!"

``RRRLKKK~!''

Thankfully the Collie gave up in frustration just as Emmett's arms were about to give out. The human breathed a sigh of relief in his mind as he felt her shoving on his head ease up, now there was only the problem of the rest of her dick in his throat.

``UEELllgghh!''

"Ahhhn~"

Emmett had no time to feel relieved as the force holding his head down suddenly reversed, causing his head to be pulled up while Mia?s  cock was dragged out of his throat, making him clench his eyes as he retched.

Squelch~! ``GGLLERK~!'' Schllooorrpp~!

"Oof, whooo~"

``Grrkkk~!'' Squelch~! PLAP-Plop!

His face was then pushed back into the Collie?s musky crotch, his lips bumping into her stiff knot before he was pulled back up again, and then down again. Up and down, up and down, a rhythm was slowly created accompanying Mia?s moans and Emmett's gagging as her engorged pricked was dragged back and forth against the slick walls of his throat!

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It reached the point where Mia even began to whimper like an actual dog as she roughly fucked his face. All Emmett could do at this point was take it while trying to keep his jerking body steady and hope that she would finish soon. The shape of Mia?s cock was already thoroughly etched into the walls of his throat after just a few minutes of deepthroating, there was a frothy build-up of saliva and precum on the Collie?s swollen knot that his face would repeatedly bash into.

After going his whole life without having so much as held a dick that wasn?t his own, he was now face deep in his neighbour's crotch, swallowing her canine cock down to the knot. The human was hoping that she would at least pull out before she eventually came, however, just by the fact that?s she?d tried to knot his mouth in the beginning, chances were slim that she would.

``Grrkkk~!'' Squelch~! PLAP-Plop! ``Hrrlkkk~!''

``Haah hahh aahh'' Whimper~?

Emmett could hardly think straight, he felt like his brain was being rattled as his head was roughly shoved up and down. A wet squelching sound was made every time his throat was filled with Mia's throbbing cock. The stench of her musk filled his nose, the taste of her unwashed dick filled his mouth as her swollen phallus scrubbed his tastebuds. There was hardly a moment that he wasn't gagging on her cock, his uvula was beaten black and blue by her swollen, oversized cock flesh. Just the girth it possessed should have made it impossible to fit in his mouth, yet he was made to take it all the way and beyond.

Hot puppy pre constantly spurt from the Collie's throbbing cock and painted his insides. Even amidst the sounds of his rough deepthroating, his gagging and Mia's breathless moaning, he could hear the sound of her bushy tail wagging and beating against the bed. Clearly she was having a hell of a time fucking his face, and that was made all the more evident by what happened next.

Squelch~! ``GGLLERK~!'' Schllooorrpp~!

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``Grrrlkkk~!'' Squelch~!

"Ngh!"

SPUURRRTTT~!

The only warning Emmett received was a powerful jerking of Mia?s cock before it fired off down his throat! Mia kept pumping his face up and down her rod as it spasmed and jerked, shooting thick ropes of balls cream into his mouth and down his gullet as the Collie?s large balls tensed and jerked between her pudgy thighs.

``Grrrlkkk~!'' Squelch~! SPLURT-SPRRTT~!

Whimper~?

The Collie soon held the human?s face to her knot as she shivered and came. By this time so much of her nut had been poured into Emmett's mouth that the sticky, cloudy stuff continuously leaked from his lips and dripped off her knot as he retched with tears in his eyes. The large red rocket was still firing down his throat, his neck expanding with each throb as creamy wad of doggy cock snot basted his belly.

Emmett was given his first proper taste of semen, straight from the contracting balls of his MILF neighbour. The taste was bitter and very strong, almost as strong as the nose-burning smell of jizz filling his nostrils as he savoured Mia's sticky load.

SPLURT-SPLLLLRRTT~!

 Even if he?d thankfully avoided having his face knotted, Emmett's belly still swelled as Mia fed him her hot nut sauce, pint after pint of virile puppy goo poured into his stomach as the Collie?s tail wagged sporadically. The sound of her heated breaths was all he could hear besides his own soft gagging and the sound of cum leaving the Canine?s balls and flowing into him.

SPUURRRTTT~!

"Haaaaahh~!"

SCHLOORP~! ``GGRRLKKKK~!''

Finally, she seemed to have finished dumping her load as Mia soon let out a sigh and proceeded to pull Emmett's mouth off her cock. The human retched all the way up, causing the multiple litres of gooey doggy jizz filling his belly to churn. However, it seemed like in her drunken state Mia had misjudged the timing with which to pull out.

Gasp~!

Splurt~!

The Moment the tip of Mia?s cock popped free of his lips, Emmett gasped on reflex, only to have his face splattered by a thick spurt of cloudy ball cream in that exact moment! The human?s face was completely painted, plenty of the soupy, smelly nut sauce ended up right in his open mouth, almost causing him to choke as his face was further painted in the last remaining ropes fired from Mia?s dick.

"Awe~ did the little wat bite of more than he could chew~?"

The Collie mocked him with her spit-shined member standing erect and throbbing between her spread open legs. Meanwhile Emmett was doubled over and coughing after having swallowed a massive wad the creamy spunk on reflex. Splatters of cloudy jizz peppered Mia?s sheets as the human tried to cope with the strong flavour in his mouth and the pungent odour of fresh jizz stuffing his nostrils. Unfortunately for him, the drunken Collie was still far from satisfied.

"Hup!"

"!!!!!!"

Before the human could properly catch himself, he was forcefully made to lunge forward onto the bed after a not so gentle push from the Canine! Emmett ended up flat on the bed with his head near the head board and his swollen belly pressing into the mattress, the sudden impact almost caused the human to barf up some of the cock snot, however that was the least of his concerns as he soon felt a pair of furry clawed hands grasping onto his underwear from behind!

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Riiiip~!

A part of Emmett wondered is such a statement could be considered derogatory as there were plenty of Rat anthros walking around these days. All the other parts of him were in a panic as his underwear, his only article of clothing, had just been ripped apart like paper, exposing his bare ass where his cheeks were clenched in fright!

Pata!

"Urgh!"

Emmett's whole body jerked when Mia suddenly grasped on of his butt cheeks in each hand. The human could put up very little resistance as his ass was easily spread apart by the horny beast of a MILF!

"Time to feed this end~"

"Wait Mia, hold up, it?s me-eeeeeee~!"

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Emmett was unable to utter a sound as his hole was gradually stuffed with Mia?s throbbing prick. The Collie knelt over the human?s legs and used one hand to spread his ass open while the other was used to shove her swollen fuck meat deeper and deeper into his butt. With the addition of his saliva and the cum coating her shaft, the shaft slid inside easier than expected, especially as his body had been remoulded for the express purpose of taking massive cock!

"Uurrggh-gh!"

"Mmmnnnnn~?"

Emmett tried shoving back against the Collie?s thighs, however his resistance was rather week and all he accomplished was copping a feel of her furry legs until all of her shaft had filled his ass. At this time, the bulge in his spunk-filled belly was topped up by the outline of Mia?s massive doggy cock runny from between his legs all the way up past the centre of his body. When the knot had finally pressed against his hole, the Collie lay forward and allowed her weighty frame to rest on the human?s back.

"Ooof!"

Emmett was pressed deeper into the mattress while the stuffy feeling of cum and cock filling his insides became more pronounce as he became smothered under Mia?s hefty body. Every part of him except his face was covered in her furry frame while her cock was all the way up his ass, the human?s toes curled up from the multiple pounds of engorge dick throbbing inside of him and stretching his butt hole. While the human was choked for words, Mia?s hot and moist breath filled his ears.

"Get ready for a double stuffing~"

As soon as she said so, the Collie began to move, just as she?d done to his face, Mia backed up her hips, letting her cock slip free of the human?s ass up to the halfway mark before she thrust right back in!

Squelch-Plap-PLOP-Schloorp~!

"Ngh!"

Plap! Squelch~! PLAP!

"Ggh!"

The human had been put in a true doggy mating position, and like that he was made to fulfil his role as the Collie?s bitch. In and out her cock went, stretching his hole over the undulating contours of her slick, veiny shaft as she began fucking his ass with much the same vigour as she did his face!

Plap! SMACK-Squelch~!

"Ggh!"

Plap! Squelch~! PLAP!

The sound of Mia?s smooth and still bloated nuts slapping against his legs continuously rang out as the large Canine woman humped him hard. He was completely unable to overcome the weight of the pudgy milf, he could barely move his arm, the human simply had to take it while lamenting how he?d gotten himself in this situation where he was being ruthlessly bred by the woman he?d considered no different from his own mother figure all this time!

Despite his inner conflicts as he was fucked, the person doing the fucking was thoroughly enjoying his ass.

Whimper~? ``Haah haah, hhnngg~!''

Plap! Squelch~! PLAP!

While the human was grunting and groaning from each thrust, Mia was moaning and whimpering like a dog in heat as she voraciously thrust her hips. Her body grew hot, increasing the pungency of her natural musk that filled the cum-stained nostrils of the human below her.

PLAP-PLAP-PLOP-PLAP!!

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Mia?s actions gradually became more forceful as she carved out the human insides with her steely member. It was to the point that the legs of the rocking bed started making noise while the head board repeatedly thudded against the wall.

The neighbour next door who heard the sound couldn?t help but think to himself that the Collie was finally getting some action after who knows how long. Little did he expect that she was the one doing the rutting and that it was the young man that lived adjacent to her that was on the receiving end of the wild ride!

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"Ngh!"

Plap-PLAP Schloorp~! PLOP!

The Collie?s body heat steaming him from above while her soft belly and breasts rubbed against him, the sweat of her nuts running down his thighs as they repeatedly smacked him, her hot constantly breath falling on his ear, her doughy, furry body grinding against his own as she thrust her hips, and finally the feel of her large cock stirring up his spunk-filled insides as she rutted, bred and fucked him with bestial vigour.

Emmett found himself lost in a lustful trance of his own while his own rock-hard member was staining Mia?s sheets in his leaking pre. The human genuinely never thought he?d see the day where he and the MILF would engage in any kind of sexual activity, yet here he was being fucked in the face and the ass on the same evening, trapped under the Collie as she mated with and abused his hole.

The human soon felt his own balls tensing up, the orgasm he?d been trying to contain all this time could finally be held back no longer. And he clearly wasn?t the only one feeling this way.

? "Haaaah haah, I- I?m gonna c-" Whimper~?

"Nghh, nghh- HRRKK?!"

Emmett had been moaning along with her, preparing to blow his load at the same time, but suddenly the human?s body tensed up when Mia administered a much more forceful thrust without pulling back! The human was shaken awake as he instantly picked up on what she was trying to do, just the mere fact that she continued to press forward without letting up made it evident that she was trying to do the same thing she wanted to do to his face!

"Rrgghhh~"

"Nngghhh~!"

With no leverage left with which to resist, Emmett was unable to stop it as the swollen nut gradually stretched his hole open much wider than Mia?s red rocket did! His voice was caught in his throat while the beast above him grunted and pressed forward, his hole gradually gave way over the stiff slick bulb until finally-

POP!!

"Rgh! CUMMING!"

"Ngh-!"

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``Rnngh!"

The Canine whimpered while the human groaned, Mia?s large nuts constricted while leaving a sweaty smear on Emmett's thighs as massive ropes of sticky nut butter gushed from her cock and rapidly filled him. The quantity was even greater than what she?d poured down his throat, Emmett groaned louder as he felt his belly that had just started deflating begin to rapidly swell once more.

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This load was clearly larger than the last, the stuffiness he felt inside kept increasing as long ropes of jizz continued to fire from the Collie?s spasming balls. With her large knot blocking his ass there was nowhere for all of the increasing cum to escape, nowhere except-

"Mmmgh-!" SPLUURRT~ ``Hrrrkk-'' SPllurrttt~

Emmett was completely unable to stop the cum from rocketing up his gullet under the building pressure, his teary eyes went wide before a thick gush of sperm erupted from his mouth and nostrils!

SPLURRT~!

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``Grrrrlll-'' Spllurrt~

The drunken Canine was completely unconcerned with the human who?d sprung a leak below her, her jizz kept spurting from his mouth at the same time that she tried pumping more into him! It was like he was an extension of her cock, each subsequent wad of nut soup she dumped into his ass simply displace what was already bloating his insides and caused an even large spurt to gush from his mouth and nose before staining her bedsheets.

Spprrttt~~

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he stuff had directly filled his nostrils. The familiar taste of Mia?s dick soup soaked his taste buds as the final displace dregs of nut from her massive orgasm gradually leaked from his open mouth.

"Haaaaaahhh~"

Mia let out the lengthiest sigh of the evening, and before he could react, Emmett felt her entire weight suddenly buckle down on top of him!

SPLURT~!

The sudden action caused more of the hot, sloppy nut to spurt from his mouth and nose. Emmett was left coughing up thing wads of cloudy ball cream as the Collie rested her seemingly exhausted body on him, fully burning him up to the neck in her furry, pudgy frame.

``Hlk- koff koff! Ugh, M-Mia."

Tssuuuuu~

Emmett almost fainted as his urging was suddenly met with the Collie?s snoring!

Not even a full two minutes after fucking him to completion and overfilling him with her massive load, the Canine was out like a light, her snoring ringing in the human?s ears as she held him below her limp body!

Mia had always been a heavy sleeper, especially after an evening of drinking. It was a miracle in itself that she had managed to wake up shortly after the human had snuck into her bed, but now she had properly entered dreamland. The only problem was that her rigid cock was still buried up his ass!

The swollen red rocket showed no intention to deflate at all, even if not for the hefty Canine literally trapping his body under hers, Emmett would find it hard to escape his current predicament with the massive stiff knot literally locking his ass to Mia?s crotch!

The human had really went and did it now, he was completely fucked in every meaning of the word!

Tsuuu~

Emmett was left to distress over his thoughts as the Collie snored while snuggling his body like a teddy bear, a living teddy bear that was holstering her massive throbbing doggy dick. Emmett wracked his brain to think of an explanation for why he was knotted and in Mia?s bed, however just judging by how lame his initial plan had been that led him into the current situation, it would be a wonder if he could come up with anything good before morning.

Tsuuu~

Like that the human really did end up spending the night in the Collie?s bed, except that his "prank" had ended coming to fruition in a way that he didn?t expect.

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``Hwaaahhh~ Nggghhh-gaaahh~!''

Mia?s eyes gradually fluttered open to greet the light of day filling her room. As the Collie yawned and stretched, she found to her surprise that she was feeling much more refreshed than she would usually be after a night of drinking. The Collie was thinking to herself that she was getting better at handling her alcohol as she rolled over to her side, or at least she tried to.

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For some reason she encountered some resistance in her crotch area as she turned, and on top of that her morning wood was feeling oddly moist. Still groggy from her light hangover, and with blurry vision plaguing her eyes, Mia simply put more force into it to try and free herself from whatever it was that was obstructing her.

POP!

``Haanngggh!!''

A rather loud pop followed by an even louder yelp startled away whatever bit of sleepiness still remained! Mia felt her rigid cock slide out of something warm and tight and hurriedly looked to her side, her dumbfounded state only increasing as her vision finally cleared up!

"What the- Emmett?!"

Why was her neighbour in her bed first thing in the morning, and why was he in such a state?!

The human?s mid-section was swelled up like a massive used condom as he lay weakly on his side. There was a viscous, cloudy fluid pouring from his open mouth and nose, supposedly the source of the pungent odour filling the room, an odour she was very familiar with! The same viscous fluid was now trickling from his naked ass where his hole was slowly closing over her retreating phallus!

Cum was literally all over the bed, mostly gathered near the human?s head where the majority seemed to have leaked out.

Mia may be hungover, but she certainly wasn?t stupid, it was easy to tell what had happened that lead to this current scenario! She simply couldn?t fathom what had led the human into her bed in the first place for him to eventually end up in such a state!

``Koff-koff!''

The Collie was truly lost for words and didn?t know how to react, only for the limp human to suddenly cough up a massive wad of her own gooey nut, the sight of which caused her to cringe slightly.

With that, he finally turned his face that was so sticky with jizz that it formed long webs between the soaked bedding and his face as he looked at her. Mia was expecting some kind of explanation that, though unlikely, would help her to begin to understand what the hell had happened last night.

Instead, what came out of the human?s mouth was a simple statement.

"A-April... fools."

And that was it, Emmett's face hit the soggy bedding again the next moment, followed by his light snoring as he was seemingly out cold. After an entire night of putting up with Mia subsequent orgasms inside his knotted behind that kept him awake as he racked his brain, that was the best he could come up with, the phrase he?d prepared since before putting his (obviously failed) plan into action.

In the end Mia was left even more dumfounded that at the start. All she could do was stare incredulously at her crazy neighbour snoring away in her jizz until her work alarm started going off.

END.

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