For the past few days a squad of new recruits were sent out on a simple rescue/intel mission on another group of new recruits who were sent to scout an area deep in the Forest. Though things had gone smoothly with no casualties or even injuries they all had a sense of dread, lands like these don't carry good company and it was inevitable that they would meet someone or something hostile.
"So, you think it's just a little bit ahead?" a pink, plump bear inquired and wiped sweat from his brow, a taller bear who seemed to be one of higher status confirmed this, assuring the rest that they were close.

They were very close.

Pass a clearing came the smell of rot and wet dirt, it caught them all off guard and it was a truly gruesome sight: many corpses laid before them all in advanced states of decay with maggots and bugs feasting on the rancid, dried flesh, most of their bodies had been heavily mutilated and torn apart. The heavy trauma inflicted upon them seemed to suggest a group of Unicorns had easily cleaved their way through them. Some of them vomited, others panicked and gasped. "What the hell happened here?" a strong banana coloured bear stepped forward, a machete in one hand and his other over his nose "Son, we are in the sight of hell. What happened was a force of it come to strike down those who fight against such a thing"
While some tried to collect themselves others started to throw accusations "It must be the Unicorns, who else would do this?" the yellow bear looked over "No. More like what could do this? This...fuck...this is not the work of a normal creature." again the holy-bear spoke up again "Correct, this great, horrific work before us is not done of moral or sound mind. Unicorn kind is truly terrible" he walked over to several bodies and silently prayed then continued "All of us have a test. For once a collective test has been decided so please, all of you, be on your guard"

Despite the warnings given to all of them no threats came; no Unicorns or simian life, just pure silence occasionally interrupted by the buzzing of insect and rattling of tree trunks above, for hours they were on edge but eventually started to leave the camp of the slaughtered group and made their way back. The groups mind was filled with paranoia and contempt for those who had sent them there, how could they send them to such a place? Did they know? Who would even come out this far, surely Unicorns were easier to track and hunt right? How could they thoroughly destroy the last group so brutally?

When night fell they gathered around a fire and all ate their food for the day, some of them quickly ate their meals and immediately headed to their beds, wanting the night to go by faster by sleeping sooner so they could set out sooner, others took their time and wondered how they came across no Unicorns despite the carnage they had witnessed. While it was still dark a blue bear had awoken and went out for a piss, it was pitch black so he felt around for a tree and pissed on it, still very tired. Nearby he could hear leaves and twigs being stepped on, careful small steps. He paid it no mind and assumed it was just another deer or something.

When morning came the group stretched and yawned, carrying out their usual routine of dressing themselves and packing up when some of them noticed their belongings were missing "Hey Gordi where are our supplies?" he looked around and started peering behind trees and bushes nearby "I-I don't know!" a very toothy bear searched around too "Where is my stuff? Was it stolen?" the large, superior bear called them to line up and assess who was missing what. Only half of them had all of their gear and some had only minor medical supplies and their knives. "This is inexcusable! There is someone out there stealing from us, but fear not. We are still higher in weaponry and numbers!" Gordi raised his hand "Yes?" "We need to get back NOW! If someone out there stealing rom us they might hurt us! They took things while we were sleeping, next time they might do worse!" he sighed but others spoke up "If it is the same who killed the others back there..." they all spoke among each other quietly, the one in charge couldn't help but feel the same way "Alright! We all go back and explain the situation!" 

They traded missing supplies with each other and gave Gordi all of their food rations and spare clothes "If the rest of us can move faster we can fight off any hostiles we come across" said a blue bear.

Now travelling back the way they came, with bows and knives drawn they were moving at a faster pace than before with the same blue bear sticking close to Gordi with his bow drawn, looking behind every few minutes to make sure they weren't being stalked.

It wasn't working.

From above a loud shuffling sound came, tree leaves fell down onto the yellow bears head and he backed away "Who's there!" another loud shuffling came from another tree and a branch snapped off, they caught sight of a boot leaping from it, the leaves above were clashing in large green clouds "No fucking way!" the large brown bear gasped "Could it truly be..." they all stepped back and gasped "An enemy army? How in the fuck? Why would there be..." the yellow bear looked to the others and then to their leader. The larger bear spoke "We agreed to never...the Unicorns were such a great threat I thought they would hold off until they were dealt with!" some of the troops looked at him puzzled "Hold off? Was what Coco said true?" spoke up a toothy looking bear "Yes. Long before any of us were born we had a lot of wars with other tribes, and then nations. We made our peace with the owls shortly after we were exiled from the Forest. They saw it as a great injustice. Others in bearkind saw it as a great sin to ally with those who had turned their backs on us and by extent, those who would consort with them. If you ask me it's fine for them to be friends with whoever, except for the damn Unicorns of course. We made a deal with another nation of bears who had a deep hatred for us, they want all but themselves to be wiped out, for this war they agreed to not attack us but to aid in killing the Unicorns" they had several questions but were shut down "Once we're back at camp the General can tell you the full story and where we stand with them today, if that was one of them...you might have to be ready to kill one of your own." they all looked at each other with concern but soon went on their way.

"you sure this is the way back? I don't remember there being a river here?" Coco wondered, walking over and filling his canteen "God damn it! We are lost!" the larger bear yelled "We might as well rest here for a moment" said the blue bear dipping his and the pink ones canteen in water "Thanks!" they both chugged the fresh water and rested.



Once refreshed and ready to keep going they heard another loud shuffling this time from a bush and several scratching sounds "Quiet, this might be the one we saw earlier" hushed Coco, he crouched and went ahead with his machete raised, he carefully parted some bush that was in the way of where the sound came from but saw nothing so he moved on ahead, motioning the others to follow. After a few tense minutes the sounds got louder, it sounded like something was being torn and thrown away and with it came a low humming. When Coco took one stealthy step forward the noise stopped and a series of loud thumps sounded around them, they all stood up and readied their bows and knives, the Priest clasping his hands, the taller bear called out "We are friendlies! We were sent on a mission to rescue the owl squad! Are you one of them or someone else?" the sounds stopped and they heard a tree quite a ways from them lose several branches, they fell into some tall thick grass. 

"This is insane, we should be getting out of here!" the toothy bear tugged on some of the others coats "No! If we take this out it can't stop us from leaving!" the rest agreed with the blue bear. They all ran towards the tall grass, except for the Priest who shakes his head "How naive can one be?"

They run to a large clearing, the ground is not visible; the tall grass had been messily cut around them to create a large open space that seemed to contain nothing. "I'll go first!" Coco stepped forward and walked to the other side, the others looking around and aiming at the trees and thicket around them. When Coco reached the other side he readied his machete and cut a small path forward before stopping himself when he saw the sky, he looked down and saw a steep fall. He started to sweat and as he turned he swiped his machete to the side "Fuck. Nothing." he wiped his brow with his arm and sighed; relieved no one was there.

Or so he thought.

They all regrouped in the middle of the makeshift field and discussed what to do next. Before any real plans could be made Gordi looked up and saw the same figure, this time taking an odd shape covered by the shade of the tree, the boots were the same though, he gasped "Look! Up there!" they all snapped their attention to the tree and the one hiding there. It quickly let go off the branch hiding it and leaped down, landing on his legs he had a truly odd visage: around his neck was a necklace of 3 horns from what were presumably slain Unicorns and on them was dried blood, below was a torn uniform with his belly and knees visible, the right leg more torn than the left but were held together with cloth and bandages. An unrecognizable emblem was on the left chest of the outfit and with it what appeared to be a holster for an odd item they had never seen before, on his belt also made of torn bandage and cloth along with some bone were 2 broken machetes and 3 knives still sharp enough and a satchel that bulged with something in there. But the strangest feature was his face and fur: a bright blue coat with bright blue, sharp eyes, his exposed body and legs were the same with a white belly and around his neck was a pristine bow-tie that looked like it had never been worn before this point. He had a warm jovial expression on his face and was blushing.

He let out a disarmingly cute laugh and began fondling the horns that were covered in dried blood "You know...the Unicorn of this land have awful blood, poisonous almost. You probably came out to kill some of them but I have already taken care of that. No idea how many are left but after the 5th I started taking their horns, they look nice and could make good weapons..." 
The larger bear stepped forward and saluted "Soldier! We were sent out to look for a group who had previously came out here but found that they were already dead. Unicorns got to them. Taking any out is obligatory to our duties of course." the foreign blue bear laughed loudly and heartily "At least you know your place. I am one to be obeyed and listened to, the rest of you don't need to throw up a salute too but you will listen. Do so and you will all make it out fine." Coco stepped forward, clearly angry "Who are you to speak to us like that? You are just another one of us! Another soldier!" before the opposing bear was smiling but now his face twisted into an angry one "So how many Unicorns have you taken out? Is your body count so low because they taste like shit in these parts?" the larger bear again stepped between them "Please! There is no need for this." Coco backed away into the group and the bright blue bear fixed his bow "Someone has respect at least. You will all address me as Moffy. And you..." he looked at the other blue bear and his portly brother "You two...hehe, you look a little like me and my bro! Tell me; what is your brothers name, Gordi?" he had a shocked look "How do you know my name?!?" Moffy smiled "I keep a good eye on my hunting grounds, I followed you for some parts of your journey and not for others. Since you all came to the area with those weird slug things that glow I've been aware and listened in on you, so what's his name?" the other blue bear stepped in front of Gordi "Why should we tell you? Are you here just to mess with us or what?" "Mess with you? I'm just asking questions, no need to worry." "Well how about you answer ours?" he stepped forward.

Moffy relaxed and put on another smile "Okay, what?" "Why are YOU here? And where are your allies?" he got closer to Moffy and stared him down "Fine. I'm part of a special unit that specializes in solo missions that travel to lands known to be filled with Unicorns, we go to these places and exterminate all Unicorn life. In some settlements they are tolerant or even friendly with them, those are the bears or whoever else we also kill. For some reason every person I've met in these lands are woefully under-prepared for a Unicorn or worse encounter. You lot seem like you could hold your own when together, at least." the blue bear stepped back and also relaxed "By the way, you said "or worse"...what do you mean by that?" Moffy's smile grew even bigger "Remember what I said about disposing of those who are tolerant of Unicorns? Sometimes things just happen, you know? You get bored of hunting Unicorns and set your sights on an opponent who also uses weapons." the blue bear stepped back into the group, the larger brown bear spoke up "You don't mean you..." "Of course not! I didn't do anything to those guys at the camp you all came out here for...but these guys did!" he again fondled and played with the horns around his necklace "Y-You took out the Unicorns who hurt them then?" Gordi said excitedly.

Moffy let out another laugh "They didn't even get to SEE those poor souls!" the group got their bows and knives out "What do you mean?!" Coco shouted "The Unicorns in these lands...they are pathetic. Not a challenge at all and neither where those at the camp. I'm kind of shocked these things haven't even got a scratch on them, even bone doesn't wear them down."  he jangled the horns once more. "You...how could you..." in a flash he pulled out the strange item from its holster and fired at the large bear, the upper left of his head disintegrated in a flash of light and smoke and his brain and skull matter covered some of the other bears behind him, his brain sloshed down his shoulder and blood squirted out. They all panicked and began firing arrows at Moffy, but he leapt back and sprinted into the tall grass, then they could hear the familiar clanking above, he was very quick. 

"Let it be known, simple bears! I have the technology, the skill and the knowledge of this land you think you know about! I will give the rest of you a chance if you throw down your weapons and swear loyalty to your king!" he cackled "You have no chance of taking me down so I'll grant a real mercy, if all of you agree to simply drop your weapons and offer one of yourselves as a fleshlight I will let the rest go and then the one who pleases me!" he again laughed and landed behind all of them pointing his weapon "I honest to god thought you'd all be armed better than this. I know you all have gunpowder so what's with the bows? No wonder you have problems with the Unicorns!" he pulled the trigger but there was a click "Out of ammo huh? No problem. Now, throw your arms down and you get to live!" they fired their bows again but Moffy pulled out a combat knife and swiped them out of the air "What the hell?" "All of you are vastly outmatched. Training for you guys is just hitting some wooden targets and sparring with each other, people like me are deployed to a zone that has hostile life, we carve our proof of bravery by taking it all on. I've faced every kind of enemy, you are no threat even if you were better armed." he put the knife back and pulled out a broken machete and charged at Coco, thinking him to be the bigger threat out of all of them, he swung recklessly and pieces of his machete flew off while Coco could barely keep himself standing.

"Enough!" Coco hard kicked him in the belly and swung back even harder than Moffy did. When the machete broke he backed up and skillfully threw it, Coco knocked it out of the way but the 2nd broken machete which had the same rust and damage was thrown and it planted itself in Coco's belly. "Everyone, get out of here, he's too skilled..." they all looked at each other and quickly ran. Moffy laughed again and walked over, Coco took one final swing but his arm was caught mid-hit. "It was so simple, all you had to do was disarm and disrobe...but I don't like my fuckmeat bleeding..." he gripped the handle and began sawing across Coco's belly sideways, the jagged edges slicing the intestines as they flopped out, leading to an uneven pattern of crimson and intestinal pieces. When the steaming wound was open enough he removed the broken blade and shoved both hands inside, Coco let out a scream and wrapped his hands around the perpetrator's neck, again Moffy laughed and shoved both arms in deep. When he was at the right spot Coco vomited up blood and started punching Moffy, he pulled out his arms and had the crushed remnants of his lungs & heart. Coco vomited up more blood and collapsed, bleeding out and gasping for air more blood pooling out of his wound and mouth. Moffy immediately began stripping Coco, taking his bloodied clothes and machete for future use "Least the pants are intact..." he laughed and began making his way to his camp.

When night fell Moffy arrived at his hideout. It was a small camping ground with a clothes line and drying rack with a makeshift oven constructed from spare metals and hard wood, next behind all of them was a large tent that had a miniature cabin that had a radio and some makeshift furniture that held spare clothes, weapons, dried food and spare parts to make more bullets. He cleaned  the clothes and after drying them and himself he started cooking some deer he caught on the way and turned on the radio "Hello? Do you come in?" the static was soon interrupted by a another's voice "Yes, I hear you loud & clear, Moffy. Need more map info on them Unicorns?" he smiled "Not quite but that would be nice. I have another month to wipe them all out in this area. I met another group but this time I couldn't get the drop on them. Should I even bother?" the static grew in volume but settled down again "You know what I'm gonna say: do whatever you want. Burn the place to the ground, call in backup to start blowing shit up, or just hunt down all of the Unicorns and get out."  "You don't seem to have that much of an imagination eh?" he could hear the other person sigh heavily "Moffy you have plenty of time to do whatever you want. Kill em' befriend em' it really doesn't matter. Just do your job." "Right. I'll take them out then. Oh and I also must ask: would you believe me if I said the Unicorns of this land have shit tasting blood & flesh? Because they do!" he took off the necklace of horns and set them on the table the radio was on "Yeah, we knew that already. Supposedly they are not of 'pure' birth or something. Anyway just kill them all as soon as you can, there are more important missions" Moffy made a few kissing sounds "Kind of like it here but I'll try, for you~" he cut the line off and ate his dinner, contemplating who he will take out or spare next.

When it came time to slumber Moffy closed the front of his tent and brought out his map with key points marked over. Every place that was crossed out was rid of both Unicorns and enemy soldiers and those that weren't were to be investigated, new arrivals threw off his plans though. Moffy was one to cleanse pieces of land that could hold viably threatening life to him and his people. He set the map down and jumped into bed, fondling himself "Tomorrow I will take care of you~" he squeezed his erection and thought about who he would track down for such activities first.

Moffy opened his eyes to a tent that was brightly lit, he checked his clock and it was noon, yesterday was a very busy day but he did not feel that tired, oh well. Taking some dried food he downed it and some grapes he crushed down into a pseudo-wine mix, it tasted good so he didn't mind if the alcoholic affects weren't there. Today he would spend some time fashioning some more ammo for his pistol which was standard issue for the land he came from, it was a revolver that had a heart engraved on the stock which was cut down by request so he could quickly wrap his finger around the trigger. Some accuracy was sacrificed so he always compensated by always making custom ammo and it held a barrel that contained 6 rounds. Access to gunpowder was running low so he shattered the knives and machete he took as well as some empty spirit bottles he had laying around and made bullets filled with sharp pieces of metal and glass, they were structured so the moment it's fired the bullet would split and shower the target in shrapnel, it was not as deadly as a regular bullet but could fuck up anyone who got in his way.
 
When the sun began to fall he set out, tonight he was going to get some action. He again climbed the trees and headed in the direction of one of the groups camp-sites, knowing they would not be resourceful enough to construct their own tiny settlement like he could, he laughed to himself and rushed through the leaves, hoping to get a sight of someone out there. When the sun set he stopped looking around and rested for a bit, he ran to a nearby river and chugged some water and snatched some wild-berries, he downed them and again climbed the tree he came down from and in that moment, he saw it: smoke.

Moffy let out a small laugh to himself and leapt from tree top to tree top, expertly rushing his way to his prey. When he arrived he could see the two white pandas again, snow pandas he thought. They were cooking something around a fire and had one tent set up, they were clearly still scared and probably hungry. He climbed down and sneaked over to some bush, not making a sound that would make it through the fire and chatter. "Oh Gemelos! I don't want to die here! Not without..." he took a bite of some cooked meat, smelled like fish, he hated fish! "I know...but we are..." they both looked at each other then away, blushing "I don't care! I need to experience this just once in my life! We already kiss so..." the other bear leaned over and kissed him on the mouth "Fine. We will do both of them then." "You mean...we will do butt stuff?!?" "No-I mean yes." Moffy was shocked at this conversation, but also kind of turned on. "We will both deflower each other then?" Gemelos said bluntly, the other nodded "I love you so much...but I never imagined we would do this with each other."

They both finished their food and crawled into their tent. Moffy sneaked to the front and hid behind a bush obscured by the still raging fire. Gemelos stripped off the others clothing and kissed him from neck to belly, while the other moaned and pulled his pants down. Gemelos stopped and pulled his clothes off too until they were in their boxers, they both rubbed their clothed erections against each other and kissed more. Moffy got closer and when they finally took each others boxers off he made his presence known. "Looks like fun" they both gasped and looked towards him, he pulled out his gun and aimed it at both of them "So, remember what I said before, about letting you live if you strip? Looks like you did the first part." they both cowered and cuddled each other, still erect. "Please we have no weapons or anything! We had to catch out food by hand!" he looked at them with pity "You two are clearly not cut out for this stuff. I'm feeling generous so I'll make you a great offer!" they looked at each other "I get to fuck one of you and the other gets to keep their virginity! Do this and I promise to let you live."

Gemelos pushed his brother away and offered himself "Good! Now turn around and present that tush to me!" he did so and began to sob "I wanted to do this with you, dear brother..." hie held his hand and kissed him on the cheek "W-We will live, right? You'll let us go?" Moffy nodded, holstering his gun "I wasn't messing around. I do this and both of you can go, I won't help you two get out but I will not stop you." he licked Gemelos's hole and greedily swirled his tongue inside and around it, he held back some moans and squeezed his brothers hand "It feels really good...but I wish it was you." they locked lips and began kissing again. Moffy let up after a minute and slipped his own cock out "You guys are a little fucked up huh? Brothers wanting to do it with each other...if you two weren't so cute I'd probably have killed one of you and had my way with the other." he slipped his cock inside and pinned his arms down, thrusting in "So tight..." he slowly and carefully started pumping his cock in and out "I'll try not to tear you, alright? But you gotta promise not to interfere" he looked at his brother "O-Of course not..." he still maintained his erection "What's your name?" he began stroking "Sorry, this is...so obscene...so...hot..." he couldn't help but fap along "Tell me your name and I might help you out too!" he squeaked out his name "M-M-Mimosín..."

Moffy continued thrusting in and out while jerking the anal-virginity-intact bear off, even suckling on him sometimes. Gemelos and Moffys body being so close made them sweat until the floor of the tent was damp. even at night the heat would not let up. Moffy would now and again lick his neck down to his back "It's been so long since I got off in such a pleasant way. I'm gonna blow soon!" Gemelos moaned loudly "I want my brother to come when I do." Moffy looked at Mimosin "Put your dick in his mouth, I'm feeling nice." After a few minutes they all came at once, Moffy blowing a huge messy load inside Gemelos and Mimosin came in his mouth. "Mmm, it is...salty." he licked his lips and Moffy pulled out of Gemelos, he admired the view for a minute then cleaned himself off.
"As promised, I will let both of you live...but I won't help you if I see you guys again, I'll keep doing what I'm doing which is to wipe out all Unicorns in this land. You should rest up and head south, that's where your base is and yes I'm being serious, you were going the wrong way." As he took his leave Mimosin stopped him "Wait...you really are gonna let us go? No catch?" "Nope. I just wanted to get off and I prefer to have someone else please me than do it myself. You might think it odd but remember: I've faced down many, many opponents, you two, even armed are not a threat to me. I don't like killing those who can't defend themselves against me. No disrespect. Tell your superior you downed a few Unicorns and you will be celebrated. Remember, when morning comes head South and keep going you will reach it eventually, no idea where your friends are but I'm sure they are fine."

With that he climbed up a nearby tree and began his usual method of traversal, they looked at each other with confusion and worry but were very tired, they both climbed into a sleeping bag and embraced, hoping their love making session could begin back home, away from such a wild place.

Moffy headed back to camp and quickly grabbed some dried food and downed it, he jumped into bed, placing his pistol on his bed side table and disrobes to nothing, resting.

When morning came he could see the shadows of leaves above him, sweating heavily "Damn summer..." he got up and dressed himself, he took his pistol and the machete again "Today I will spill some blood." he promised to himself. He had no food so a hunt was in order, he noticed some rodents nearby and craved something bigger. He set off towards his usual spot for deer and sheep. As he assumed there were many of them, he leapt down from a tree and cleanly stabbed a sheep through the head. When he took it back to camp and butchered it he stored the wool, for what he did not know but thought it might have some use.

Belly filled he set off towards the direction of the enemy base and looked for any more of the the group to dispatch. He caught sight of that toothy bear struggling to carry something, it was another one of them, a panda bear. He leapt down and whipped out his gun "Freeze!" he saw that the panda was bleeding from the stomach "Looks like you guys go into some trouble. But I know a way y-" the one with the chompers fired a few arrows "Get the fuck away! I will kill you!" Moffy tutted and fired, as predicted the bullet exploded but covered his face and body in broken metal and glass, the glass embedded itself in his fur, not drawing any blood unless pulled, but the metal went right into him and he screamed. 

From the mouth, neck, chest and an arm he began bleeding profusely, it was pouring out and he panicked, he tried to pull back another arrow but he was shot again, all fragments landing in his face. With a few final gurgles he fell down on his face. "Now for you..." he walked over to the panda but he took his knife and held it out "You really..." he was weak from his previously acquired wound "You are going to hurt someone from a distance like a coward?" Moffy laughed and put his gun away and pulled out the machete "Both ways will make it quick, I suppose."
He walked over and swiftly knocked the knife out of his hand, he pushed the panda bear to the ground and held the blade to his neck "If you move I might fuck up!" he held his head fur in his hand and raised the machete, with as much force as he could muster he brought it down and it sliced halfway into his neck. "Whoops!" he pulled it out, making a scraping sound, the wound was deep and blood was dripping down, he sliced down again and it came off this time, the blood showering the ground beneath. Moffy admired his piece of carnage and set off, looking for more of them.

When the sun was beginning to set he finally caught sight of another one of them, a bigger bear who did not match the height of the other big brown bear but was close. He took aim and fired from a distance, the shards of glass and metal sliced past and dug into his head, he ran around screaming and panicking, swinging around his knife and fists "Who's there? Who wants to take me on?" Moffy laughed and fired again, this time slicing parts of his arms off "Ooh that's pretty nasty!" he approached the bear with the gun still pointed at him "Looks like this isn't your day, either!" he let out another laugh and fired one last time, the shards tore right through his head and pieces of brain and eye spilled behind him, he was still standing but slumped to his knees. "One shot left..." he took out the machete and walked over, the brown bear was dead, the sounds he made and the movements he struggled to perform was the body trying to keep itself together, Moffy ran the blade through his chest and twisted it then pulled it sideways, tearing out ribs and flesh. 

From behind he could hear an angry snarl, he turned and saw a Unicorn charging, he dodged to the side and forcefully swung the machete severing its legs. "Sneaky fuck. Your horn should fetch a good price." he swung the machete again and it only pierced a small piece of its neck "Tough one too. Not a problem!" he began mercilessly hacking away at its neck, by what was probably the 20th or so swing it stopped making noises, its head barely staying on it he relented and got to work sawing off the horn. Mid saw the blade started to crack and fall apart, the horn was off enough so he used the handle to smash the rest off "Fuck sake...it broke...but I could use this like I did the others." he said to himself.

Once again he made his way back to camp and began building a weapon using a Unicorns horn, it was crude but could definitely fuck someone up if use with enough force.

His radio flared up in volume and he went over "Moffy. Come in Moffy. We have a situation!" "What is it?" "We need you back here as soon as possible, we have word from the nation you're in. They have declared us priority #2 and are to be taken care of alongside the Unicorns" Moffy sighed but realized that he likes to keep promises, thinking back to the cute panda twins. "We had been intimidating them for a while now. Okay I will head back after tomorrow, I have a few more Unicorns to take down." "Great, take out any others you see who aren't with us, understand?" Moffy agreed and cut the line.

Morning came and he set out immediately, his search was not long as he found a green bear gasping for breath, clearly starving and dehydrated. "Hey, nice bow!" he turned around and was met with a swift blow to the body with the horn knife, it penetrated right through him, he gasped and held the horn "Please, don't..." Moffy pulled it out and a strand of guts were stuck to it, he made a pretty big hole and could see through it, the heart still beating "Yuck!" Moffy laughed and stabbed him in the forehead, he twisted the horn until the hilt was making contact with his nose, he pulled it out, skull and brain matter was stuck to it and an eye too. He laughed again and heard ruffling nearby, two Unicorns stepped out and were clearly very angry, they looked at his weapon and roared "Ah, right." 

He sprinted away and jumped to the side, pulling out his pistol "One shot...gotta make it count!" they turned around and charged again, he fired and both were hit, one of them had an eye damaged by the glass and the other had an artery split in their neck. He again dodged their next attack and ran up from behind, the one who had their eye taken tried to kick but he again expertly dodged and rammed the horn blade into its neck and started shanking it, it wailed and was shaking with pain. The other fell down due to blood loss and seemed like it was trying to curse him. Moffy did not care and stabbed it on the head, caving it in with how much force he was putting in.

He pulled out a spare knife he had and sawed their horns off the best he could, the blade was made brittle but could be fine for throwing in the future. he took towards some water and cleaned himself down. In the meantime he crossed off another area that had a small Unicorn population, 2 more spots to go.

It was high noon and he spotted 2 more Unicorns, it would be unfortunate if his horn blade broke so he went back to camp and grabbed a satchel, it had several makeshift bombs, all made to deal as much damage as possible. He made his way back and they were still there, grazing and what looked like talking to each other. He climbed up a tree and while he made some noise and they took notice they never budged. When above he pulled the pin from a bomb and dropped it, the moment it landed it let out a loud, violent explosion. One of them was instantly blown to pieces with limbs, head and organs flying everywhere and the other had half of its head blown off and the rest of its body was turned to mulch "Holy fuck..." Moffy was not expecting it to be so powerful, due to resources being limited he could not just test every thing he made then build it again. One more Unicorn rushed out and charged at the tree. Moffy jumped down onto it and as hard as he could he rammed the horn into its snout and penetrated from the upper through the lower jaw. The Unicorn could not open its mouth as it was being held together by the new hole formed by the horn blade. It kicked and spun around but Moffy held on and kept laughing as it started to slow down and whimper. He pulled it out and struck down once more on the head, just below its horn.

Moffy was covered in blood but did not mind, his job was to exterminate the Unicorns and any other soldiers he came across. He no longer had to to try and fool people that he would spare them. From behind he heard yet more ruffling "How many are there?" he said out loud. He readied his weapon which was starting to crack from all the use it had seen, being shoved through bone and all. From the bushes came not any Unicorn but the big pink bear from a few days back "...Gordi?" he looked right at him and growled "You killed Achuchones! Did you kill any more of us? Aside from Coco..." "I don't have time for this, sorry." he charged at Gordi and was surprised when he readied a punch. Moffy stopped and laughed "Are you for real? Lose your weapons huh?" Gordi raised his hand and from behind an arrow struck Moffy's left arm "Oh! My good arm...not bad big boy..." he pulled it out and snapped it in two, not even flinching. Gordi let out a shocked gasp and so did the attacker behind him, he charged again but this time got close and stabbed Gordi in the chest "Cute trick. But I've felt worse." blood still running down his arm he pulled out the horn blade and turned around "You can bleed to death for that." he grabbed another bomb from his satchel and threw it at the tree the arrow came from. The explosion caused the tree to split in half and the bear on top was flung towards him, he had a rough landing and gut several cuts while rolling to him "You are the only one who actually drew blood. I'll give you a chance by letting you actually fight me." 

The other blue bear got up and growled, he pulled out a knife and withdrew his claws from the free hand, Moddy laughed and put away his weapon "You will die, but I'll make it honorable." the other blue bear screamed several expletives and insults then started rampaging towards him. When he drew close Moffy stepped a little to the side and grabbed his knife hand and with a quick flick of the wrist he broke his arm, the other landed a hard punch causing him to fall to his knees, the other blue bear coughed and cursed him more. Moffy walked back and waited for him to get up. He couldn't muster it and held his arm in pain while still on his knees "If you don't get up I'll make you bleed out too." suddenly the blue bear threw his knife at him but Moffy caught it no problem, he threw it back and it landed on the others forehead "Shit, meant to throw it past you, oh well!" he started to spasm and shake, Moffy turned around and saw Gordi was preparing to fire an arrow. Moffy laughed again and threw the brittle blade, it landed in his neck and he fell down, holding on to it.

Moffy huffed out of effort, they weren't that much of a challenge but he had been busy today. Heading back to camp he fell right into bed after cleaning and dressing his wound. 

The radio made a lot of noise while it was still dark, Moffy groggily picked it up and asked what was going on. "You have reduced the Unicorns to nearly nothing, but there are 4 left and they are heading for you." "How do you know that?" "The radar, Moffy. You have been using it right?" Moffy let out a small laugh "I prefer to use only my eyes and ears, maps are acceptable though. Well it's not a problem, I have enough to take more than 4 down" "Fine. Take them out then head back here when morning comes, we've had reports that the enemy has been made aware, three survivors of your encounter have warned them about you." Moffy started grabbing his bomb satchel and created another horn knife "Three? I didn't mean for that many to get away." the other person didn't sound too worried though "It's fine. If they try to actually pick a fight they are greatly out-gunned, actually they don't even have guns let alone bombs." "No, no they do. I think they have cannons!" they both laughed "Oh shit Moffy they are right there!" a Unicorn burst through the bed side and Moffy was knocked down.

The Unicorn slammed down but he rolled out of the way, he grabbed a pipe with some sharp metal on the end and tossed it like a spear, it went right through its neck to the other side and the Unicorn fell, thrashing around in pain as blood squirted out of it. Moffy jumped over it and grabbed the weapon again, though when he did another Unicorn charged and stabbed him with its horn going right through his right arm "Bastard!" he raised the spear pipe and crashed it down on the beasts eye, it threw him away and he tumbled, bleeding and in pain he got up and jumped back to his damaged cabin. The cries of further Unicorns were getting louder and the one who was half blind charged again, he grabbed his bomb satchel and ran to the side, the Unicorn destroyed some furniture but it didn't bother him. He snatched up a walkie talkie and signal flare and quickly made his escape throwing a bomb behind, this one exploded into flames and started to burn everything around the camp and the Unicorn along with it.

Soon the other Unicorns came and were covered in blood, it wasn't their own. Moffy grabbed a handful of bombs and pulled the pins on all of them, he threw them in front and started sprinting away. The resulting explosion caused a huge tornado of flame and shrapnel to fly out in all directions, he could hear the pained screams of the last 2 behind him. He kept running and running until he was at the same clearing he had met those other bears at. He set a flare down and turned on the walkie talkie "Hello? This is Moffy, I am at the extraction site. I started a great fire but I don't know if the place will burn to the ground." another voice confirmed and set out for his position.

When the he could hear the helicopter approaching he also caught sight of many lights coming from all sides, he heard a chorus of voices screaming for blood and firing arrows and grenades "Shit, didn't think they had those!" the first row were too far so he had nothing to worry about. Another row of arrows were fired and they landed closer "Hey, I might be in trouble here" he spoke into the receiver, the voice on the other end reassured him and fired a few small missiles at them. They all screamed and dispersed "Thanks!" Moffy laughed and when it was close enough it let down some ladders for him to climb.

Moffy laughed and waved to the few who could see him in the darkness. Many arrows were fired but they all bounced off "So primitive. I almost feel bad for them..." they flew off and never returned. 



"Well Moffy" a document was closed "that was a success...but did you have to include the part where you raped someone?" he whistled with his hands behind his back "No. I just like including everything I do when writing a report." the one across him sighed "Whatever, get some rest for the next mission...whenever that will be." Moffy saluted and left to head home, glad he could take a real shower and sleep in a real bed for once.