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by Immortalsane on Ekas.", "writing": "Inky sighed as he trudged up to the steps that led to his apartment. It had been a long day, but\nhe'd had a stroke of luck. Good or bad, depending on one's point of view. Being sent home early\ndue to slow business would cut into his hours and tips, so maybe bad luck. On the other hand,\nhe was exhausted to the bone after a week and a half of opens and doubles.\n\nPart of him wanted to fall into bed and sleep through his two, now two and a half, days off. But\nas tired as he was, he was also in that strange, wired space that came from working constantly,\nalways being on. He needed to decompress, or he'd just end up staring at the ceiling (or, more\nlikely, at his phone) until all hours. Might as well hurl what little sleep hygiene he had out the\nwindow if he did that.\n\nHis mind turned over his options as he unconsciously cursed the three flights of stairs he had to\nclimb. He glared at them unseeing and then started the long journey of hauling his aching legs\nup the damn things.\n\nFood obviously. He was ok for rent and utilities this month already, so he'd been planning to\nstash any further tips in his savings. But he'd picked up $50 today before the rush had died, and\nramen or mac and cheese wasn't the vibe today. Pizza or takeout, he decided. Splurge a little.\nMaybe ask Alex what he wanted.\n\nHe grimaced as he started up the second staircase. Alex was his smokin' roommate. A\nwonderful man, a good friend, a great gamer, and a decent roommate, and so far as Inky knew,\nstraight as an arrow. This would be fine for the bisexual bun, except that he didn't have any time\nto date or even hook up.\n\nLiving with a straight man who was, if not the paragon of manhood, objectively solid boyfriend\nmaterial meant that Inky often resorted to the classic standby of the tragically dateless with high\nsex drives who were surrounded by eye candy: retreating to his bedroom and cranking one out\na few times a day.\n\nShrugging and resigning himself to an hour or two with his oversized vibrator up his tail hole and\na stroker around his dick instead of a mouth or hole, he dragged himself up the last flight of\nstairs.\n\nLeaning against the wall at the top, he panted and reminded himself that the top-floor\napartments were almost $200 a month cheaper, that he wasn't so well off that he could sacrifice\na couple grand a year just to avoid stairs, and that this was only until he finished school and got\nstarted on his career.\n\nAffirmations complete, and breath caught, he stood up, straightened his work clothes so it would\nlook like he was getting home and not like he'd just tried to summit Everest on a whim, and\nlocated his keys as he headed for the door.\n\fHis hand hit the knob to steady it for unlocking, and it turned in his hand. He grinned as he\nrealized that he wasn't the only one home early. He opened the door and stepped in, turning to\ncall out to Alex that he was home, only to find himself looking him in the eye.\n\nAnd the everything else.\n\nInky's eyes tracked down Alex's body on instinct. The other bun had a bright red coat, and while\nInky had noticed that his paw pads were bright green, he was a little startled to realize the man's\ncock was also neon green. And there was some mixed heritage somewhere in Alex's\nbackground because the man's cock was huge as all get out and flared at the tip like a stallion.\n\nAll that flickered through Inky's mind before he had a conscious thought, and then his eyes\nsnapped up to Alex's, the other man blushing to match his coat. He shook himself and blushed\nas he heard the soft, breathy sounds of porn playing on the television.\n\nFor a moment, they just stared at each other, and Inky realized Alex hadn't taken his hand off\nhis dick, although he was surreptitiously pushing it down, trying to hide it as best he could. It\nwasn't effective since it was almost up to his chest.\n\n\"Home early?\" Alex asked, lobbing the banality into the room in an effort to defuse the situation.\n\n\"Uh, yeah,\" Inky said, dragging his mind out of the gutter and keeping his eyes on Alex's with an\neffort. That neon green dick really was astonishingly eye-catching. \"Rush died, and they asked\nsome of us to go home. Practically climbed over Lisa and Penny to get to the time clock before\nthey could.\"\n\nAlex snickered. \"Yeah, you've been putting in the hours this month.\"\n\n\"So, uh. You're home early?\"\n\n\"Switched shifts at the last minute. Tom had a thing and texted me this morning as I was getting\nready.\"\n\nThe situation was surreal. The porn kept going in the background, and Alex was still throbbingly\nhard, cock in hand, but they were just chatting. Inky felt like he'd walked into a mirror dimension.\n\n\"So, do you, um. Need a bit to uh,\" Inky waved vaguely at the TV, from which a young man's\nvoice insisted that someone breed his hole.\n\n\"Oh! Oh, um…no, that's fine, hang on.\"\n\nInky nodded and glanced at the TV by habit, shivering as he saw two slim men going at it. They\nwere built not unlike himself and his roommate, and it registered in the moment between\npausing and changing inputs that the bottom was a bun that looked a lot like him.\n\fThe home screen for their streaming service popped up, and he blew out a breath. \"Right, well.\nSorry to interrupt.\"\n\n\"Nah, you're good,\" Alex said. \"Uh, do you need me to go get dressed?\"\n\n\"Huh?\" Inky said, eyes snapping back to his roommate.\n\nAlex waved at his cock with an apologetic look. \"It'll relax eventually, but unless I wear a mumu,\nthere's no comfortable way to get dressed for now.\"\n\nInky grinned. \"Do you even own a mumu?\"\n\nAlex rolled his eyes. \"Yes, in fact, I do. Has anime sex faces all over it.\"\n\n\"Ok, as fun as that would be to see, it's fine,\" Inky said, shaking his head. \"I mean, you live here,\nI live here. What's the point if you can't be naked in your own living room?\"\n\nAlex sighed with relief. \"Thanks, dude. Um, if you wanna join me, you can?\"\n\nThe bun's brain stripped a gear. \"Beg pardon?\"\n\n\"I mean, it's a little weird to be naked while you're dressed? You don't have to, but…\"\n\nInky licked his lips and stared down at himself. \"Uh, yeah. Gotta keep my underwear on if you\nwant pizza, though.\"\n\n\"Oh fuck, there's pizza coming?\"\n\n\"Well, there will be. Or maybe Chinese?\"\n\n\"Pizza was offered, and you must deliver,\" Alex intoned.\n\nInky rolled his eyes and pulled out his phone. \"Yes, master,\" he joked. \"Whaddya want?\"\n\nThey decided on a four cheese for Alex, a supreme for Inky, and a pepperoni to split. He tapped\nthrough the app and then nodded. \"Food'll be here in 45 minutes.\"\n\n\"Awesome. So, uh…\"\n\nInky nodded and licked his lips, suddenly shy. He kicked off his shoes, sighing with relief as his\npaws were suddenly free of the confines. They were meant to be comfortable enough to stand\nin for up to eight hours. Unfortunately, he'd been regularly working 16, and he dreaded putting\n\fthem on at this point. Stupid health and safety laws prevented him from working barepaw. He\npeeled out of his socks and dropped them onto his shoes.\n\nTrying not to look at Alex, he untied his apron and set it aside. He quickly undid his belt and\ndropped his pants, stepping out of them. His shirt came off over his head, and he was in his\nboxer briefs, the black fabric blending into his dark back coat and contrasting against his tan\nfront. He nodded and looked up.\n\n\"Better?\"\n\nAlex grinned. \"Mostly. Still a little overdressed.\"\n\n\"Yeah, yeah,\" Inky said, blushing furiously. \"Let me go put these away.\"\n\n\"Neat freak.\"\n\n\"Hush, you. We are only ever one short hop from total slobbery, and I refuse to deep clean the\napartment on my days off.\"\n\nAlex laughed as Inky carried his clothes to the bedroom. He removed everything from his pants\npockets and dropped them in the laundry bin along with his shirt. After removing his tips from his\napron, he hung it on the back of the door. Socks into the bin, shoes into the shoe rack, and then\nhe had no excuse to not go join his very naked, very hard roommate in the living room. He\nleaned his head against the door and took a steadying breath. He would not make this weird.\n\nHe sat on the chair perpendicular to the couch and set his phone aside, trying to keep his eyes\non Alex's face.\n\n\"So…wanna watch something?\"\n\nAlex hummed. \"How about we play something instead?\"\n\n\"That works. You thinking a fighting game, RPG, shooter-\"\n\n\"Nah, more old school.\"\n\nInky frowned. \"I mean, most of our arcade games need emulators, and I haven't ported those to\nthe TV yet-\"\n\n\"Nah, how about a party game?\"\n\n\"What the hell kind of party game can we play with just the two of us?\" Inky asked, confused.\n\n\"Hmmm…truth or dare?\"\n\fInky rolled his eyes. \"Yes, because we are teenage boys at a sleepover.\"\n\n\"Did you ever play T&D at a sleepover?\" Alex asked curiously.\n\n\"Well…no, now that you mention it,\" Inky admitted. \"It was the kind of thing people said\nhappened, but…\"\n\n\"Then why not?\"\n\nInky swallowed. He had no interest in delivering his secrets to someone who happened to be\none of them. \"I mean, doesn't everyone just choose truth and then lie their asses off?\"\n\n\"Yeah, that's where it all breaks down,\" Alex admitted, rubbing his chin. \"Ok, how about…drink\nor dare?\"\n\n\"Huh. Never heard of that one,\" Inky said, licking his lips.\n\n\"Well, you basically get a dare. If you don't want to do it, take a swig of beer or take a shot if\nyou're serious.\"\n\n\"Huh,\" Inky said, turning it over in his mind. No real downsides there. No truths spilling out or\nguilt from lying. And if he didn't like the dares, he'd end up happily sloshed, which he'd been\nplanning to do anyway at some point this weekend. \"Do we even have beer?\"\n\n\"Lemme go check.\"\n\nAlex stood up, and his cock jutted out from his body. Inky's eyes snapped down as though\nlaser-guided. The red bun had sworn it would go down, but it looked as hard as ever. Inky\nblushed as a little bead of precum formed at the tip. The other man headed into the kitchen, and\nInky lost the fight not to watch his ass swaying as he walked. There was a little flash of blue\nbetween the red cheeks, and his face heated up. Alex's tongue was blue, and Inky had a\npremonition of what else on his body bore that color.\n\n\"We got two beers,\" Alex called.\n\n\"Damn. Shoulda picked some up on the way home,\" Inky said with a sigh. The game had\nactually seemed attractive.\n\n\"We also got half a bottle of vodka, a bottle of whiskey, some of those weird liqueurs your\nbartender keeps sending home with you, three bottles of wine, and this massive fuckoff joke\nbottle of moonshine.\"\n\nInky shivered. \"Jesus, we sound like alcoholics.\"\n\fAlex poked his head out, grinning. \"Nah, we have all that 'cause we never fucking drink. I, for\none, say we break into the stock and winnow it down.\"\n\n\"Uh…\" Inky stared at him for a moment. \"Don't you have to work tomorrow?\"\n\nAlex shook his head. \"Tom needed a one-to-one swap, and he'd taken the wrong week off. I'm\noff for a couple days, minimum, and my boss approved me to use PTO for it since Tom is taking\nhis for the time off.\"\n\nInky rolled his eyes. \"Must be nice to have PTO.\"\n\n\"You, too, could join the exciting field of unarmed security,\" Alex said with a grin.\n\n\"And sit on my butt, bored out of my mind, interspersed with occasionally dealing with entitled,\nviolent, or drunken idiots?\"\n\n\"Inky, you're a waiter. You do that now for less pay and no benefits, and you don't get to sit\ndown.\"\n\nThe dark-furred bun flushed. \"Shut up and pile the damn drinks on the table.\"\n\nAlex laughed softly and started ferrying alcohol out. In minutes, there was a cluster of bottles,\nand Inky shivered.\n\n\"We're not gonna try and drink all of that, are we?\"\n\nAlex shrugged. \"Been a minute since I've blacked out, and not sure I miss it. But if we do, we\ndo.\"\n\n\"Right. Beer?\"\n\nA moment later, they were both holding cans of cold beer. Inky turned it around in his hands,\nheart hammering. \"So uh. Who goes first?\"\n\n\"Well, as I am the one hanging out already, I feel I have that right,\" Alex said, eyes twinkling.\n\n\"Fair enough.\"\n\n\"I dare you to start calling me by my name.\"\n\nInky blinked. \"Alex?\"\n\n\"Nah, the name I go by.\"\n\fInky frowned. \"You go by Bunny.\"\n\n\"I do.\"\n\n\"You're a fucking bunny.\"\n\n\"I am.\"\n\n“I’m a fucking bunny.”\n\n“So you are.”\n\n\"That's-\"\n\n\"My name,\" Alex said, eyeing him challengingly.\n\nInky sighed and shrugged. Not worth a drink. \"Ok, Bunny.\"\n\nBunny grinned. \"Your turn.\"\n\nInky licked his lips, drawing a blank. He'd failed to account for the fact that he'd have to give\ndares. To his hot roommate. Who was naked. And hard. His brain scrambled as a thousand\nlewd ideas ran through his head. He pushed them aside with effort.\n\n\"Uh…jump up and down a few times.\"\n\n\"How many is a few?\"\n\n\"I dunno, five?\"\n\nBunny chuckled and stood up, setting his beer on the coffee table. He spread his legs and\nstarted jumping.\n\nImmediately, Inky became aware of a flaw in his plan. Namely, that Bunny's cock was most of\ntwo feet long, hard as nails, and jumping up and down made it slap against his stomach and\nthighs while spraying a delicate mist of precum. He stared at it, eyes wide, as the massive\nmember danced before him.\n\nHis eyes snapped up, face crimson, as Bunny gave him a saucy wink and sat down. \"Uh.\"\n\n\"Liked the show?\"\n\fInky swallowed. \"I mean…\" he thought of the porn he'd walked in on Bunny watching. Possibly,\nhis roommate wasn't as straight as he thought.\n\n\"Yeah, little bit,\" he muttered as he took a sip of beer, and game be damned.\n\nBunny chuckled. \"My turn.\"\n\nInky gulped.\n\n\"Get hard.\"\n\nInky shivered and stared down at his boxers. He was most of the way there after that little show.\nHe nodded and grabbed his cock through his boxers, flushing as he squeezed and stroked it.\n\n\"Oh, come on, in your underwear?\"\n\nInky grinned. \"Someone didn't specify.\"\n\nBunny snorted and stuck his tongue out.\n\nThe dark-furred bun swallowed and snuck glances at Bunny's body, eyes trailing over his tight\nabs, slim pecs, strong arms, and fantastic thighs. They kept sneaking back to the heavy balls\nand massive cock, but he didn't want to be too obvious about what was helping him get hard.\n\nHe grunted and adjusted himself as his cock stiffened to full hardness, his boxers straining to\ncontain it. He was a little smaller than Bunny, but only by a few inches, so his boxers were now\nsporting a tent he could have hung a towel off.\n\n\"There we go,\" he said, shivering as he essayed a smile.\n\nBunny chuckled. \"Well, you did do it, so there's that.\"\n\n\"Yep,\" Inky said, shifting in his seat. It was damned uncomfortable in his tight boxers, which was\nwhy he wore them in the first place. Popping a boner in front of a guest wouldn't win him any\npoints, after all. But now he was hoisted on his own petard, stuck in the tight underwear, at least\nuntil the pizza guy got here.\n\nHe blinked and stared at his underwear as he remembered the pizza guy.\n\nHe was going to have to answer the door like this.\n\nFuck.\n\n\"Inky?\"\n\f\"Huh?\"\n\nBunny chuckled. \"All the blood leave your brain?\"\n\nInky flipped him off.\n\n\"Only, it's your turn.\"\n\n\"Oh, right.\" Inky stared into his beer. Something small, something that would slow down the\nrapidly oncoming train of sexual tension. \"Uh. Um.\"\n\nHe looked up at Bunny, and his eye twitched. \"Take a selfie with me?\"\n\nBunny laughed. \"Your phone or mine?\"\n\n\"Mine,\" Inky said, holding it out.\n\nBunny nodded and stood up. He walked over, and Inky's heart stopped as he flopped his cock\nonto the other bun's lap, right next to his trapped cock. He stared at it in shock as the camera\nclicked, and Bunny returned his phone.\n\nOn the screen was a picture of their cocks together.\n\n\"That is not a selfie,\" Inky breathed.\n\n\"It's a picture of myself that I took with you in it. A selfie with you,\" Bunny said, grinning.\n\nInky glared at him. \"This is payback for the underwear.\"\n\n\"Of course.\"\n\nInky squirmed. \"Dick. I wanted a picture of you I could, you know, show to people.\"\n\nBunny grinned wider. \"Well, you didn't specify.\"\n\n\"Ass.\"\n\n\"You did it first.\"\n\nInky growled. \"Yeah, yeah.\"\n\fThe doorbell rang, and he jumped, hurriedly grabbing his phone and flipping it around. Yes, the\ndriver had, in fact, said he was on his way. And instead of doing his usual and meeting them at\nthe ground floor to save them the climb, he'd been…occupied.\n\n\"Fuck, that's the pizza,\" he said, swallowing as he stood up.\n\n\"I believe it's my turn,\" Bunny said, voice mischievous.\n\n\"Yeah, lemme just-\"\n\n\"Dare you to get the pizza naked.\"\n\nInky froze. \"You what.\"\n\n\"I dare you to answer the door, collect the pizza, and pay the man. Stark naked.\"\n\nInky stared from him to the beer in his hand. Chug it and answer the door. That was all he had\nto do.\n\nHe shivered as the thought that Bunny might want to stop playing ran through his mind.\n\nThe doorbell rang again.\n\n“Oh, fuck it,” he whispered.\n\nHe set the beer down and grabbed his waistband. He shoved them down hurriedly, wincing as\nthey snagged his cock and dragged it down, only for it to slap his belly. He kicked his underwear\noff and then gathered up the money.\n\nSquaring his shoulders, he opened the door.\n\n“Hi,” he squeaked.\n\nThe cat on the other side was looking at the receipt, obviously wondering if he was in the right\nplace. He looked up and did a double take before his eyes tracked up and down Inky’s body.\n\n“Uh. Pizza delivery?” the cat said to Inky’s cock, eyes wide.\n\n“Yep, lemme just, uh, check those-”\n\nInky juggled the money and the pizza boxes as he determined their order was correct. His face\nwas glowing red as the pizza cat utterly failed to stop staring at his cock. It throbbed and started\nto drool precum down the shaft under the frank gaze.\n\f“Looks right,” he said, his voice quivering.\n\n“Cool. Uh,” the cat finally tore his eyes away and checked the receipt. “Uh, $36.63?”\n\nInky nodded and held the sheaf of money out. “Keep the change,” he whispered.\n\nThe cat took it, and a tiny bit of sense reentered his eyes. He flushed and rapidly flipped through\nit, counting. “Uh, that’s…um…like a $15 tip?”\n\n“Yep.”\n\n“Oh. Thanks.” The cat looked down at Inky’s cock one more time. “Uh. Well. Have a good\nnight?”\n\nInky nodded and waved haplessly as he closed the door. Just before it clicked, he heard the cat\nmutter, “Looks like you already are, though.”\n\nHe leaned against the door, eyes closed, breathing hard. His cock throbbed violently.\n\n“What the fuck,” he said softly.\n\n“First time nude bombing a delivery person?” Bunny asked, picking up the pizza and sorting out\nwhich was his.\n\n“Of course it…wait, you’ve done that before?”\n\n“Yep. College was wild.”\n\nInky licked his lips. “He kept…staring at my cock.”\n\n“Well, yeah. Lots of people try to pull the ol’ ‘forgot my wallet, can I pay you in sex’ game.”\n\nInky flushed. “I would never do that.”\n\n“Pity, I think he was hoping you would,” Bunny said as he sat.\n\nInky gaped at him as he realized he’d just blown a hookup. “I’m an idiot.”\n\n“Lil bit,” Bunny said, taking a bite of pizza. “Your turn, by the way.”\n\n“Mercy,” Inky said, shivering. “Let me eat some damn pizza, I’m starving.”\n\nBunny laughed and nodded.\n\fInky sat down and scarfed three slices of pizza, barely tasting them. His mind was flooded with\nimages of the cat blowing him in the doorway, bent over the arm of the couch, or plowing him in\nhis bed. He would have to order pizza again soon and hope he could repeat that little stunt with\nmore awareness of the possibilities.\n\n“Ok,” he said, setting the pizza aside. “Um.”\n\nBunny stared at him, grinning as he awaited his dare.\n\nInky licked his lips, and something snapped in him. This was clearly sexual, and while his\nroommate was obviously messing with him, if he didn’t start messing with him back, he’d wake\nup five years from now cursing himself when he realized whatever he was missing.\n\n“Suck the head of your dick,” he said, his voice far away as he heard himself cross the line.\n\nBunny blinked, and his cock jumped. “Like…like, how long?”\n\nInky’s mouth was on autopilot. “Um, cum?”\n\n“No, you can’t tell me to do two things,” Bunny said, licking his lips, his hand lazily stroking his\ncock. “You said suck it, not cum in my own mouth. No changing dares either. How long?”\n\nInky flushed. He stared at Bunny’s lips. How long was long enough? How long was too long?\n“Five minutes?”\n\nBunny shivered. “Fuck,” the other man whispered. He stared at his cock…and chugged half his\nbeer.\n\nInky felt like he’d stepped on a missing stair. Ah. They’d been playing chicken, and Bunny had\nswerved first. Hopefully, he hadn’t wrecked a harmonious living situation.\n\n“Sorry,” he said, grabbing his own beer.\n\n“No, no, just…couldn’t actually do that.”\n\n“Yeah, that’s fair, I-”\n\nBunny snorted. “Inky.”\n\nThe dark-furred bun looked up, face a mask.\n\n“Couldn’t. Not wouldn’t. Could not, literally.”\n\n“Huh?”\n\fBunny smiled sheepishly. “Suck myself for five minutes while someone watches? I’d cream my\nthroat in two minutes, and then I’d have to suck the oversensitive head for another three.”\n\n“Oh. That would su…not be pleasant.”\n\n“Yeah. Um, drink gives me a pass, so…my turn?”\n\nInky licked his lips. He hadn’t thrown his roommate off; he’d just asked for something Bunny\ncouldn’t accommodate for perfectly pragmatic reasons. And they were doing this, still. He held\nup a finger and chugged his beer.\n\n“You pre-forfeiting?”\n\nInky wiped his mouth. “Nope. Thirsty.”\n\nBunny laughed. “What do you want next?”\n\nInky stared at the beer he’d just emptied and remembered that now, if he wanted to forfeit, he’d\nhave to drink something a hell of a lot stronger. “We got orange juice?”\n\nA minute later, the mother of all screwdrivers was in his hand. It was a pint, and the fumes\ncoming off it and the precipitous drop in the vodka level told him it was weapons-grade. He took\na sip and coughed.\n\n“Damn, dude.”\n\n“Good?”\n\n“Jet fuel,” Inky said, staring at it. “But tasty.”\n\nHe took a deep breath and nodded at Bunny. “Ok, go.”\n\nBunny licked his lips. “I dare you to let me cum in your balls.”\n\nInky froze in the act of unconsciously taking another sip. “Say what?”\n\n“I dare you to let me cum in your balls.”\n\n“In my balls.”\n\n“Correct.”\n\fInky stared at him. “Like…you want to climb down my dick and jerk it in my nuts? Cause I’ve got\nfriends that do that, and I can’t, um, replace you as a roommate, and uh-”\n\nBunny shivered. “Nope, nope, not like that. I wanna shove my dick down your dick, fuck your\ndick, and unload directly into your nuts.”\n\n“Oh,” Inky whispered. He stared down at his cock, picturing it full of another cock. “Wow.”\n\n“I mean, you can just…take a drink…”\n\nInky held up a finger. He was horny. He was buzzed. He’d been fantasizing about Bunny for\nmonths now. He knew from his friends that cock holes could absolutely handle that, or at least,\nseveral of his friends’ cocks could. Worst case scenario, he couldn’t fit it, they laughed, and his\ndare would be for Bunny to jam it up his ass.\n\nThere was literally no downside here.\n\n“I am going to take a drink,” he said slowly.\n\n“Ah.”\n\n“But I am also taking the dare.”\n\nBunny perked up. “Really?”\n\n“Yeah. Just uh. Losing my dick-hole virginity calls for alcohol.”\n\nThe other bun appeared between his legs so fast he left afterimages. Inky looked up at him,\nshivering, and chugged a third of his drink.\n\n“Go for it,” he said hoarsely as the fumes clogged his voice box.\n\nBunny grabbed Inky’s cock, and the bun hissed as he felt another hand on him for the first time\nin a while.\n\nHe stared as he watched Bunny guide their heads together. For a moment, he felt a surge of\ndoubt. That flare was massive compared to his head, let alone the tiny hole at the tip. Bunny\npressed slowly, and Inky swallowed, eyes wide as he stared fixedly. Maybe he would slip into\nBunny instead-\n\n\"Fuck!\"\n\nBunny froze. They both stared at Inky's cock, the head stretched obscenely around the\nthrobbing flare.\n\f\"How did you do that?\"\n\n\"Uh. Got dared once. Took me, like, ten minutes to figure it out, but the other dude chickened\nout at this point. Figured I might still have the knack.\" Bunny swallowed hard. \"Gonna back out?\"\n\n\"Nope,\" Inky said softly. \"Get it into me.\"\n\nBunny moaned, and Inky shouted and nearly dumped his drink as the other bun slid home in his\ncock like a knife through warm butter. All the precum they were both leaking made perfect lube\nand he found himself staring at his cock head, pressed home against his roommate's groin. His\nown cock was double thick, stuffed with cock all the way. He adjusted and carned his head,\nlooking down to see the flare peeking out of his ball sack.\n\n\"Holy shit.\"\n\n\"You uh. Might wanna,\" Bunny said, reaching for his drink.\n\nInky dodged his hand and gulped half the rest before setting it on the table. \"Fuck me.\"\n\nBunny took him at his word. Inky clutched at the couch, groaning as his roommate's cock turned\nhis world upside down.\n\nIt was like masturbating in reverse and getting fucked but in a hole he'd never thought of. The\nfeeling of Bunny's cock poking into his balls was strange and hot and sending lighting up his\nspine. He groaned and hesitantly raised his legs.\n\n\"Fuck yes,\" Bunny said, pulling them up so his ankles rested on his shoulders. He reached\ndown, letting go of Inky's cock, and grabbed the other bun's hips. Inky flushed and shuddered\nas he rocked his hips, fucking back onto Bunny's cock.\n\nHe looked up at Bunny, expecting him to stare at the impossible union between them, only to\nfind his roommate staring at his face. He blushed.\n\n\"What?\" he asked softly.\n\nBunny grinned. \"You look like you, ungh, keep expecting to wake up.\"\n\nInky giggled, shivering as Bunny thrust deeper, adjusting the angle to slam harder into his balls.\n\"Kinda, yeah.\"\n\nBunny reached up and ruffled his hair. \"Nah, this is real,\" he said. \"At least I fucking hope it is.\"\n\fThey panted and squirmed as Bunny's cock pounded Inky's, but they were staring at each\nother's faces. Inky broke first, shivering and looking down. Bunny was long dicking him now, his\ncock pulling almost all the way out before slamming to the base again. The sight of the flare\nsliding up his cock from the inside, then right back down, was driving INky wild. He quivered as\nhis balls drew up, clenching and throbbing with the need to release.\n\n\"Um, I'm, um, gonna,\" he panted, clinging to Bunny.\n\n\"Can't,\" Bunny said, eyes twinkling.\n\n\"What?\"\n\nBunny pounded him harder, and Inky shouted as his cock throbbed, cumming…\n\nHe whined as he stared down, realizing that while theoretically, he should be able to shoot down\nBunny's cock, said cock was so big and his hole so tight that his cock couldn't get the pressure\nright. His cum was trapped in his nuts.\n\n\"Asshole,\" he groaned.\n\n\"You can…cum…in a minute,\" Bunny panted. \"Just as soon…as…I…do!\"\n\nInky shouted, back bowing as Bunny planted his cock home, the feeling of it throbbing inside\nhim redoubling the force of his incomplete orgasm. Something thick and viscous sprayed into\nhis nuts, and his eyes rolled back as his balls swelled until they felt like they were going to burst.\nBunny pressed their foreheads together, shuddering as he unloaded blast after blast into his\nroommate's nuts. His nuts clenched and jumped a few times more as the last of it dribbled out.\n\n\"Damn,\" he whipped.\n\n\"I would really like to cum,\" Inky said, voice low but urgent.\n\nBunny chuckled, and Inky squealed as his cock slid out, leaving him feeling empty. He grabbed\nit anyway and jerked hard three times.\n\nHe shouted and went rigid as a spray of cum shot out of him, over the table, and onto the floor\non the other side. Just one, but it lasted three seconds and arced perfectly. He flopped back,\nstaring at the ceiling, as his cock jumped and bucked, but apparently the one shot was all he\nwas getting.\n\n\"Wow,\" he breathed.\n\nBunny grinned and staggered back to sit on the couch. \"Right back at you.\"\n\fInky's thoughts spun aimlessly for a moment, and then he sighed and rolled to his feet.\n\n\"What?\"\n\nThe dark-furred bun growled and steadied himself. \"We have carpet,\" he said, voice thick.\n\n\"So?\"\n\nInky rolled his eyes and staggered into the kitchen, only to return with a towel and cleaning\nspray.\n\n\"Seriously?\" Bunny asked. \"I fuck you stupid, and your first thought is not staining the carpet?\"\n\nInky flipped him off as he knelt down. The puddle was perfectly obvious, though weirdly small for\nhim. He usually fired more oversized loads, and that had felt like a big one. He started to wipe it\nup when something caught his eye.\n\n\"Oh, fuck,\" he whispered, panic surging through him.\n\n\"What?\"\n\n\"I…I think you broke my nuts?\"\n\nBunny shot upright. \"Oh, fuck, what-\"\n\nInky pointed a shaking finger at the puddle, which was the expected white but streaked with\npink.\n\nBunny stared at it, then at him, then fell back with a snort of laughter.\n\n\"Dude! Not funny!\"\n\n\"My...cum...is…pink,\" Bunny gasped out between gales of laughter.\n\nInky stared at him blankly. \"Seriously?\"\n\nBunny nodded, wiping his eyes and getting his laughter under control.\n\n\"Still not funny,\" he muttered, swiftly wiping up the mess and ensuring the carpet wouldn't get\ncrusty.\n\nOnce satisfied, he put the cleaning supplies away and walked unsteadily to his bedroom. He\ncame back with a box of condoms and set them on the table. Bunny looked up from his freshly\npoured jar of wine, eyeing the condoms with interest.\n\f'What are those-\"\n\"Ah,\" Inky said, holding up a finger. He drained the rest of his drink, feeling the room spinning\nslightly. \"Two things.\"\n\n\"OK?\"\n\n\"One, I want another drink.\"\n\nBunny cocked an eyebrow but complied. Inky sipped it, found it acceptable, and set it aside.\n\n\"Two, why is your cum fucking pink?\"\n\n\"No idea. Always has been. The doctor said it wasn't blood, and I have a green cock, blue\nasshole, and fire engine red coat, so like…weird colors, I haz dem.\"\n\nInky nodded. \"Right. So. My turn?\"\n\nBunny licked his lips. \"Yeah?\"\n\nInky spread his legs. \"Do that again.\"\n\nBunny vibrated in place. \"Question.\"\n\n\"Shoot.\"\n\n\"Condoms?\"\n\n\"I am going to get plastered and fucked. You gonna clean the carpet every time I shoot?\"\n\n\"No,\" Bunny said slowly.\n\n\"Then you are going to wrap my dick after you blow in me, so I can blow.\"\n\nBunny stood up like a man in a dream. \"To be clear, we're just gonna keep doing this all night?\"\n\nInky took a gulp of his drink. \"Put your porn back on, and then that's the plan.\"\n\nTwo minutes later, hot twink porn was playing, and his roommate was doing his best to cream in\nhis nuts. Inky moaned and settled in to enjoy his night.\n\n~\n\fInky sat up with a groan, cradling his head. His nuts ached to match his head, and he stared at\nthem suspiciously. A hangover he recognized, but this wasn't the ache of cumming too much. It\nfelt like he hadn't cum enough. Which was weird because he had vague memories of\nhaving…sex…\n\nHis eyes widened, and he took a deep breath.\n\n\"Shit.\"\n\nClimbing out of bed, he stopped by the bathroom to grab doses of painkillers and hangover\ncures. The one would kick in before the other, so he'd be aching for an hour at least, but instant\nhangover cures were expensive, so…\n\nStaggering into the kitchen, he stopped. Al…Bunny was there.\n\nNaked.\n\nMaking pancakes.\n\n\"Morning,\" he said warily.\n\nBunny grinned back at him. \"Morning. Sleep well?\"\n\n\"Yeah,\" Inky said softly. \"What's all this?\"\n\n\"Oh, uh. Wanted pancakes? Thought you might too?\"\n\nInky nodded and took a seat at the table. \"Bunny?\"\n\n\"Hmm?\"\n\n\"Did we uh…I remember us having sex,\" Inky said slowly.\n\n\"That is also my recollection of last night,\" Bunny affirmed.\n\n\"And you fucking my dick.\"\n\nBunny hesitated and turned around. \"Yeah? Was that…not OK?\"\n\nInky licked his lips. \"No, that was great, just…\"\n\n\"A one-time thing,\" Bunny said softly.\n\n\"Not necessarily,\" Inky said. \"But um…what does that, you know, mean?\"\n\fBunny blew out a breath. \"Well… I'm not looking to put a ring on it if that's what you're asking.\"\n\n\"Good, 'cause proposing via dick fucking would be rude.\"\n\n\"Yeah, that would be stupid,\" Bunny said, chuckling. \"I mean. What would you want it to mean?\nWe work crazy hours. You're focusing on school. I'm job hunting and spending every other\nwaking moment at work. I'm down for anything, but…\"\n\nInky relaxed. \"OK, so we're both clear: this is not a dating situation.\"\n\n\"I would not be opposed, but I'm unsure how to make that work.\"\n\n\"Coffee,\" Inky said, staring at the table. A hot cup of the same hit the table, and he sipped it. \"I\nwould like to do that again.\"\n\nBunny froze. \"Really?\"\n\n\"Yeah. Roommates who fuck is fine with me if it's fine with you.\"\n\nThe other man licked his lips, eyes dropping to Inky's cock. \"Like…really?\"\n\nInky grinned. \"I haven't gotten laid in months. Have you?\"\n\n\"Nope.\"\n\n\"And we have all this copious time to get laid, yes?\"\n\nBunny chuckled. \"Again, nope.\"\n\n\"So, it turns out I live with a magic dick, and you have this big happy cock stroker at your\ndisposal. Seems stupid not to exchange favors.\"\n\n\"I am…super fucking down.\"\n\n\"Awesome,\" Inky said. \"How long are you off work again?\"\n\n\"Um,\" Bunny said, grabbing his phone. \"Four more days?\"\n\n\"Great. I’m off for two. Get me to the laundromat and the grocery store at some point; otherwise,\nblow my back out.\"\n\nBunny whooped and started toward him. Inky yelped and held up a hand.\n\f\"Make me the fucking pancakes first, though, cockfucker. I need energy for what you're about to\ndo to me.\"\n\nBunny laughed and turned back to obey.\n\n~\n\nInky jiggled his leg nervously as Bunny sat next to him. The examination table was cold under\nhis bare ass, but they'd put this off long enough.\n\nAfter two months of the best, most consistent sex he'd ever had, he'd finally had to admit there\nwas a problem. He'd ignored it as best he could, telling himself it would work itself out, but…\n\nHis nuts had slowly swollen up from the size of apples to the size of melons. He no longer fit in\nhis boxers and was having trouble keeping things contained at work. And they were sore.\n\nFang stepped back in, eyes alight with mischief. \"So, thanks for the cum samples.\"\n\nInky flushed. \"Yeah, whatever. What's wrong with home?\"\n\n\"Not a damn thing,\" Fang chirped.\n\nThey buns looked at each other, then down at his grossly swollen nuts.\n\n\"Fang, I have been getting railed down the dick for two months, and my balls are swelling.\nThese things do not 'nothing wrong' make.\"\n\nThe woman laughed. \"Nothing's wrong. In fact, congratulations are in order.\"\n\nBunny stared at her. \"Beg pardon?\"\n\n\"You knocked him up.\"\n\nInky's vision wavered. \"What.\"\n\nFang grabbed a small ultrasound, and after the application of lube, she pressed it into his nuts.\nBoth buns stared in shock at the undeniable image of a fetus.\n\nIn his balls.\n\n\"What the fuck,\" Inky whispered.\n\n\"Yep,\" Fang said. \"Turns out your boyfriend shoots eggs, not sperm. Hence the bubblegum\ncum.\"\n\f\"That's a thing!?\" Bunny shouted.\n\nFang nodded. \"Not common, but about 1% of the dick having population ovulates instead of\nejaculates.\"\n\nBunny swallowed and turned to the other bun, his face pale. \"Inky, I didn't-\"\n\n\"I know, you had no way of knowing,\" Inky said softly.\n\nThe ultrasound wand moved, and Inky frowned. \"Wait, what…did the kid just…shrink?\"\n\nFang grinned wider and slowly moved the wand around. Two, three, four…five babies. In\ndifferent stages of development.\n\nInky's ears were ringing. \"How.\"\n\n\"He shoots eggs into you, and he's always fertile. Your sperm fertilizes them inside you, and you\nalways have sperm. Every time he fires, you have a chance to get pregnant.\"\n\n\"But…how can I get pregnant if I'm already…\"\n\n\"It's balls, not a womb,\" Fang chirped. \"Not a single occupancy situation, you might say.\"\n\nInky swallowed hard. “So…so…”\n\nShe pointed, counting them off. \"You're going to cum a baby out in, oh...7 months? Then again,\nin a week to a month after that. Then you got another maybe a month later. Then twins.\"\n\n\"Fuck me,\" Inky whispered.\n\n\"That is what got you into this, yes,\" Fang laughed.\n\n~\n\nInky sat on the couch, staring at his balls. His balls full of kids. His and Bunny's kids.\n\n\"Hey. Dude.\"\n\nInky looked up, feeling lost.\n\nBunny winced and sat down next to him. After a moment, he scooted closer and put his arm\naround him. \"You ok?\"\n\f\"I'm pregnant.\"\n\n\"Yes.\"\n\nInky shivered. \"We're pregnant.\"\n\nBunny swallowed. \"And like… I'm going to do whatever you need about that.\"\n\nInky stared at the other man's chest. \"Are you?\"\n\n\"I mean…yes?\" Bunny said, frowning. \"I'm not going to abandon my kids or their father, dude.\"\n\n\"But…Bunny, I can't work like this. I can't go to class like this. I can't wear binder gear on\npregnant balls. And they're…fuck, each one of these is going to be a basketball, and I have five.\nI'm… I'm not going to fit through the door,\" he said softly, wiping his eyes.\n\nBunny hissed and stroked his face. \"Hey. It's going to be ok.\"\n\n\"Oh?\" Inky laughed wetly. \"How so?\"\n\n\"Well… you're doing programming, right?\"\n\n\"Yeah?\"\n\n\"You can work from home.\"\n\n\"After I get a degree, sure.\"\n\nBunny flicked him on the forehead. \"You can go to school from home.\"\n\n\"I…mean…yeah, but like…what home? I pay half the fucking rent, Bunny. I can’t work, we have\nno home.\"\n\nThe other man grinned sheepishly. \"This would be a great time to tell you I got a new job, right?\"\n\n\"When!?\"\n\n\"Yesterday? Came home to tell you about it, and you were freaking out, so…\"\n\nInky licked his lips. \"A…a good job?\"\n\n\"Yep. In my field. Engineering pay.\"\n\n\"Oh. Wow. Um.\"\n\fBunny leaned down and kissed him gently. \"So I can afford to hold us steady til you give all the\nbirth. And then enough to raise five kids with you if you wanna do it together.\"\n\nInky stared at his chest, licking his lips. \"What if…what if it was more than five?\"\n\n\"Come again?\"\n\n\"Exactly,\" Inky said with a small smile. He looked up shyly. \"I don't…I don't wanna stop fucking.\"\n\nBunny let out a shivery breath. \"Oh. Wow. So…you want a traditional bunny family.\"\n\n\"Yeah.\"\n\n\"With…with me.\"\n\nInky nodded slowly.\n\nBunny licked his lips. \"Would this be an appropriate time to put a ring on it?\"\n\n~\n\nInky shivered, one eye on the virtual class running next to him, the other on the babies in his\narms. They were each suckling happily on their bottles. His first two kids were gorgeous: a boy\npiebald in his and Bunny's colors and a girl mini-version of Bunny. He was secretly hoping one\nof their kids would take after him entirely. He had lots of chances, though.\n\nHe groaned as he looked down at his partner. Bunny was shoulder deep in his cock, fist fucking\nhim. It felt amazing, though not as good as Bunny's cock pounding him, despite being bigger.\nPregnancy made him impossibly horny, though, and Bunny couldn't fuck him twenty times a day.\nHe used a dildo a lot, but it was nice to have some part of Bunny inside him when the urge\nstruck.\n\n\"That doing it for you?\" Bunny teased, punch fucking his cock. The father of his children shifted,\nrelaxing as he leaned into Inky's balls.\n\nWhich were the size of beanbags.\n\nLots of chances.\n\n\"Yeah,\" Inky whispered. \"Um, how's the house hunting coming?\"\n\nBunny chuckled. \"Well, it's a little tight on my salary alone. Warrens the size we need aren't\ncheap, just on the square footage alone. Think we can make it work til you graduate?\"\n\fInky looked back at his class. His program director was also a bunny, thankfully, and after a\nthoroughly embarrassing conversation, the woman had busted up laughing.\n\n\"Yeah, that's about how it was for me,\" she joked. \"Couldn't stay un-pregnant to save my life\nuntil menopause hit.\"\n\nShe'd given him a pass on his electives and remaining prereqs and was fast-tracking him to the\nend, which apparently she could just fucking do at her discretion if she felt a student had cause\nto need it. Three more years of school had turned into one, and he was only a few months from\ngraduating.\n\n\"Um, I think so?\" He closed his eyes, counting. \"We can uh. That's…what, all of the first five?\"\n\n\"Oof. That's a little tight, too,\" Bunny muttered.\n\n\"I know. But we can um…\" Inky snorted. \"We're being dumb. I'm a bunny.\"\n\n\"Yes?\"\n\n\"You're a bunny.\"\n\nBunny eyed him. \"You feeling ok there, dude?\"\n\nInky looked down at him with a slight grin. \"Warrens are usually owned by bunnies with\ntraditional bunny families.\"\n\n\"That is the way of things, yes?\" Bunny said, cocking his head.\n\n\"Set up some video calls. You really think any traditionalist bunny couple will look at you, me,\nour two kids, our three incoming births, and our twelve more on the way and tell us no?\"\n\nBunny stared at him and then burst out laughing. Inky moaned as his partner gave his cock a\nfew sharper thrusts.\n\n\"You are getting way too good at playing the pregnancy card,\" He teased.\n\nInky blushed and settled back. \"Well… I'm gonna be pregnant for…a long time,\" he said softly.\n\n\"You know we could stop fucking.\"\n\n\"Take the magic dick away, and I will scream.\"\n\n\"Or I could fuck your ass.\"\n\f\"Scream continuously.\"\n\nBunny snorted. \"Only in the balls, huh?\"\n\nInky nodded sagely. \"And I will not stop screaming until your cock goes where it's supposed to.\"\n\nHis partner leaned up and kissed him lightly on the lips. \"Breeding slut.\"\n\n\"Yup. Is that a problem?\"\n\nBunny shivered and looked down at his arm. And at the cock, gripping and slurping at it. He\nsighed and pulled it out with a wet, sucking noise, then shoved his cock in to replace it.\n\n\"Nope,\" he said, eyes half closed as he settled in to fuck more babies into his partner.\n\nInky moaned and rocked his hips as best he could. \"Great. Glad we're on the same page,\" he\nbreathed, settling in to get bred.\n\nThe end", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "Inky sighed as he trudged up to the steps that led to his apartment. It had been a long day, but
he'd had a stroke of luck. Good or bad, depending on one's point of view. Being sent home early
due to slow business would cut into his hours and tips, so maybe bad luck. On the other hand,
he was exhausted to the bone after a week and a half of opens and doubles.

Part of him wanted to fall into bed and sleep through his two, now two and a half, days off. But
as tired as he was, he was also in that strange, wired space that came from working constantly,
always being on. He needed to decompress, or he'd just end up staring at the ceiling (or, more
likely, at his phone) until all hours. Might as well hurl what little sleep hygiene he had out the
window if he did that.

His mind turned over his options as he unconsciously cursed the three flights of stairs he had to
climb. He glared at them unseeing and then started the long journey of hauling his aching legs
up the damn things.

Food obviously. He was ok for rent and utilities this month already, so he'd been planning to
stash any further tips in his savings. But he'd picked up $50 today before the rush had died, and
ramen or mac and cheese wasn't the vibe today. Pizza or takeout, he decided. Splurge a little.
Maybe ask Alex what he wanted.

He grimaced as he started up the second staircase. Alex was his smokin' roommate. A
wonderful man, a good friend, a great gamer, and a decent roommate, and so far as Inky knew,
straight as an arrow. This would be fine for the bisexual bun, except that he didn't have any time
to date or even hook up.

Living with a straight man who was, if not the paragon of manhood, objectively solid boyfriend
material meant that Inky often resorted to the classic standby of the tragically dateless with high
sex drives who were surrounded by eye candy: retreating to his bedroom and cranking one out
a few times a day.

Shrugging and resigning himself to an hour or two with his oversized vibrator up his tail hole and
a stroker around his dick instead of a mouth or hole, he dragged himself up the last flight of
stairs.

Leaning against the wall at the top, he panted and reminded himself that the top-floor
apartments were almost $200 a month cheaper, that he wasn't so well off that he could sacrifice
a couple grand a year just to avoid stairs, and that this was only until he finished school and got
started on his career.

Affirmations complete, and breath caught, he stood up, straightened his work clothes so it would
look like he was getting home and not like he'd just tried to summit Everest on a whim, and
located his keys as he headed for the door.
\fHis hand hit the knob to steady it for unlocking, and it turned in his hand. He grinned as he
realized that he wasn't the only one home early. He opened the door and stepped in, turning to
call out to Alex that he was home, only to find himself looking him in the eye.

And the everything else.

Inky's eyes tracked down Alex's body on instinct. The other bun had a bright red coat, and while
Inky had noticed that his paw pads were bright green, he was a little startled to realize the man's
cock was also neon green. And there was some mixed heritage somewhere in Alex's
background because the man's cock was huge as all get out and flared at the tip like a stallion.

All that flickered through Inky's mind before he had a conscious thought, and then his eyes
snapped up to Alex's, the other man blushing to match his coat. He shook himself and blushed
as he heard the soft, breathy sounds of porn playing on the television.

For a moment, they just stared at each other, and Inky realized Alex hadn't taken his hand off
his dick, although he was surreptitiously pushing it down, trying to hide it as best he could. It
wasn't effective since it was almost up to his chest.

"Home early?" Alex asked, lobbing the banality into the room in an effort to defuse the situation.

"Uh, yeah," Inky said, dragging his mind out of the gutter and keeping his eyes on Alex's with an
effort. That neon green dick really was astonishingly eye-catching. "Rush died, and they asked
some of us to go home. Practically climbed over Lisa and Penny to get to the time clock before
they could."

Alex snickered. "Yeah, you've been putting in the hours this month."

"So, uh. You're home early?"

"Switched shifts at the last minute. Tom had a thing and texted me this morning as I was getting
ready."

The situation was surreal. The porn kept going in the background, and Alex was still throbbingly
hard, cock in hand, but they were just chatting. Inky felt like he'd walked into a mirror dimension.

"So, do you, um. Need a bit to uh," Inky waved vaguely at the TV, from which a young man's
voice insisted that someone breed his hole.

"Oh! Oh, um…no, that's fine, hang on."

Inky nodded and glanced at the TV by habit, shivering as he saw two slim men going at it. They
were built not unlike himself and his roommate, and it registered in the moment between
pausing and changing inputs that the bottom was a bun that looked a lot like him.
\fThe home screen for their streaming service popped up, and he blew out a breath. "Right, well.
Sorry to interrupt."

"Nah, you're good," Alex said. "Uh, do you need me to go get dressed?"

"Huh?" Inky said, eyes snapping back to his roommate.

Alex waved at his cock with an apologetic look. "It'll relax eventually, but unless I wear a mumu,
there's no comfortable way to get dressed for now."

Inky grinned. "Do you even own a mumu?"

Alex rolled his eyes. "Yes, in fact, I do. Has anime sex faces all over it."

"Ok, as fun as that would be to see, it's fine," Inky said, shaking his head. "I mean, you live here,
I live here. What's the point if you can't be naked in your own living room?"

Alex sighed with relief. "Thanks, dude. Um, if you wanna join me, you can?"

The bun's brain stripped a gear. "Beg pardon?"

"I mean, it's a little weird to be naked while you're dressed? You don't have to, but…"

Inky licked his lips and stared down at himself. "Uh, yeah. Gotta keep my underwear on if you
want pizza, though."

"Oh fuck, there's pizza coming?"

"Well, there will be. Or maybe Chinese?"

"Pizza was offered, and you must deliver," Alex intoned.

Inky rolled his eyes and pulled out his phone. "Yes, master," he joked. "Whaddya want?"

They decided on a four cheese for Alex, a supreme for Inky, and a pepperoni to split. He tapped
through the app and then nodded. "Food'll be here in 45 minutes."

"Awesome. So, uh…"

Inky nodded and licked his lips, suddenly shy. He kicked off his shoes, sighing with relief as his
paws were suddenly free of the confines. They were meant to be comfortable enough to stand
in for up to eight hours. Unfortunately, he'd been regularly working 16, and he dreaded putting
\fthem on at this point. Stupid health and safety laws prevented him from working barepaw. He
peeled out of his socks and dropped them onto his shoes.

Trying not to look at Alex, he untied his apron and set it aside. He quickly undid his belt and
dropped his pants, stepping out of them. His shirt came off over his head, and he was in his
boxer briefs, the black fabric blending into his dark back coat and contrasting against his tan
front. He nodded and looked up.

"Better?"

Alex grinned. "Mostly. Still a little overdressed."

"Yeah, yeah," Inky said, blushing furiously. "Let me go put these away."

"Neat freak."

"Hush, you. We are only ever one short hop from total slobbery, and I refuse to deep clean the
apartment on my days off."

Alex laughed as Inky carried his clothes to the bedroom. He removed everything from his pants
pockets and dropped them in the laundry bin along with his shirt. After removing his tips from his
apron, he hung it on the back of the door. Socks into the bin, shoes into the shoe rack, and then
he had no excuse to not go join his very naked, very hard roommate in the living room. He
leaned his head against the door and took a steadying breath. He would not make this weird.

He sat on the chair perpendicular to the couch and set his phone aside, trying to keep his eyes
on Alex's face.

"So…wanna watch something?"

Alex hummed. "How about we play something instead?"

"That works. You thinking a fighting game, RPG, shooter-"

"Nah, more old school."

Inky frowned. "I mean, most of our arcade games need emulators, and I haven't ported those to
the TV yet-"

"Nah, how about a party game?"

"What the hell kind of party game can we play with just the two of us?" Inky asked, confused.

"Hmmm…truth or dare?"
\fInky rolled his eyes. "Yes, because we are teenage boys at a sleepover."

"Did you ever play T&D at a sleepover?" Alex asked curiously.

"Well…no, now that you mention it," Inky admitted. "It was the kind of thing people said
happened, but…"

"Then why not?"

Inky swallowed. He had no interest in delivering his secrets to someone who happened to be
one of them. "I mean, doesn't everyone just choose truth and then lie their asses off?"

"Yeah, that's where it all breaks down," Alex admitted, rubbing his chin. "Ok, how about…drink
or dare?"

"Huh. Never heard of that one," Inky said, licking his lips.

"Well, you basically get a dare. If you don't want to do it, take a swig of beer or take a shot if
you're serious."

"Huh," Inky said, turning it over in his mind. No real downsides there. No truths spilling out or
guilt from lying. And if he didn't like the dares, he'd end up happily sloshed, which he'd been
planning to do anyway at some point this weekend. "Do we even have beer?"

"Lemme go check."

Alex stood up, and his cock jutted out from his body. Inky's eyes snapped down as though
laser-guided. The red bun had sworn it would go down, but it looked as hard as ever. Inky
blushed as a little bead of precum formed at the tip. The other man headed into the kitchen, and
Inky lost the fight not to watch his ass swaying as he walked. There was a little flash of blue
between the red cheeks, and his face heated up. Alex's tongue was blue, and Inky had a
premonition of what else on his body bore that color.

"We got two beers," Alex called.

"Damn. Shoulda picked some up on the way home," Inky said with a sigh. The game had
actually seemed attractive.

"We also got half a bottle of vodka, a bottle of whiskey, some of those weird liqueurs your
bartender keeps sending home with you, three bottles of wine, and this massive fuckoff joke
bottle of moonshine."

Inky shivered. "Jesus, we sound like alcoholics."
\fAlex poked his head out, grinning. "Nah, we have all that 'cause we never fucking drink. I, for
one, say we break into the stock and winnow it down."

"Uh…" Inky stared at him for a moment. "Don't you have to work tomorrow?"

Alex shook his head. "Tom needed a one-to-one swap, and he'd taken the wrong week off. I'm
off for a couple days, minimum, and my boss approved me to use PTO for it since Tom is taking
his for the time off."

Inky rolled his eyes. "Must be nice to have PTO."

"You, too, could join the exciting field of unarmed security," Alex said with a grin.

"And sit on my butt, bored out of my mind, interspersed with occasionally dealing with entitled,
violent, or drunken idiots?"

"Inky, you're a waiter. You do that now for less pay and no benefits, and you don't get to sit
down."

The dark-furred bun flushed. "Shut up and pile the damn drinks on the table."

Alex laughed softly and started ferrying alcohol out. In minutes, there was a cluster of bottles,
and Inky shivered.

"We're not gonna try and drink all of that, are we?"

Alex shrugged. "Been a minute since I've blacked out, and not sure I miss it. But if we do, we
do."

"Right. Beer?"

A moment later, they were both holding cans of cold beer. Inky turned it around in his hands,
heart hammering. "So uh. Who goes first?"

"Well, as I am the one hanging out already, I feel I have that right," Alex said, eyes twinkling.

"Fair enough."

"I dare you to start calling me by my name."

Inky blinked. "Alex?"

"Nah, the name I go by."
\fInky frowned. "You go by Bunny."

"I do."

"You're a fucking bunny."

"I am."

“I’m a fucking bunny.”

“So you are.”

"That's-"

"My name," Alex said, eyeing him challengingly.

Inky sighed and shrugged. Not worth a drink. "Ok, Bunny."

Bunny grinned. "Your turn."

Inky licked his lips, drawing a blank. He'd failed to account for the fact that he'd have to give
dares. To his hot roommate. Who was naked. And hard. His brain scrambled as a thousand
lewd ideas ran through his head. He pushed them aside with effort.

"Uh…jump up and down a few times."

"How many is a few?"

"I dunno, five?"

Bunny chuckled and stood up, setting his beer on the coffee table. He spread his legs and
started jumping.

Immediately, Inky became aware of a flaw in his plan. Namely, that Bunny's cock was most of
two feet long, hard as nails, and jumping up and down made it slap against his stomach and
thighs while spraying a delicate mist of precum. He stared at it, eyes wide, as the massive
member danced before him.

His eyes snapped up, face crimson, as Bunny gave him a saucy wink and sat down. "Uh."

"Liked the show?"
\fInky swallowed. "I mean…" he thought of the porn he'd walked in on Bunny watching. Possibly,
his roommate wasn't as straight as he thought.

"Yeah, little bit," he muttered as he took a sip of beer, and game be damned.

Bunny chuckled. "My turn."

Inky gulped.

"Get hard."

Inky shivered and stared down at his boxers. He was most of the way there after that little show.
He nodded and grabbed his cock through his boxers, flushing as he squeezed and stroked it.

"Oh, come on, in your underwear?"

Inky grinned. "Someone didn't specify."

Bunny snorted and stuck his tongue out.

The dark-furred bun swallowed and snuck glances at Bunny's body, eyes trailing over his tight
abs, slim pecs, strong arms, and fantastic thighs. They kept sneaking back to the heavy balls
and massive cock, but he didn't want to be too obvious about what was helping him get hard.

He grunted and adjusted himself as his cock stiffened to full hardness, his boxers straining to
contain it. He was a little smaller than Bunny, but only by a few inches, so his boxers were now
sporting a tent he could have hung a towel off.

"There we go," he said, shivering as he essayed a smile.

Bunny chuckled. "Well, you did do it, so there's that."

"Yep," Inky said, shifting in his seat. It was damned uncomfortable in his tight boxers, which was
why he wore them in the first place. Popping a boner in front of a guest wouldn't win him any
points, after all. But now he was hoisted on his own petard, stuck in the tight underwear, at least
until the pizza guy got here.

He blinked and stared at his underwear as he remembered the pizza guy.

He was going to have to answer the door like this.

Fuck.

"Inky?"
\f"Huh?"

Bunny chuckled. "All the blood leave your brain?"

Inky flipped him off.

"Only, it's your turn."

"Oh, right." Inky stared into his beer. Something small, something that would slow down the
rapidly oncoming train of sexual tension. "Uh. Um."

He looked up at Bunny, and his eye twitched. "Take a selfie with me?"

Bunny laughed. "Your phone or mine?"

"Mine," Inky said, holding it out.

Bunny nodded and stood up. He walked over, and Inky's heart stopped as he flopped his cock
onto the other bun's lap, right next to his trapped cock. He stared at it in shock as the camera
clicked, and Bunny returned his phone.

On the screen was a picture of their cocks together.

"That is not a selfie," Inky breathed.

"It's a picture of myself that I took with you in it. A selfie with you," Bunny said, grinning.

Inky glared at him. "This is payback for the underwear."

"Of course."

Inky squirmed. "Dick. I wanted a picture of you I could, you know, show to people."

Bunny grinned wider. "Well, you didn't specify."

"Ass."

"You did it first."

Inky growled. "Yeah, yeah."
\fThe doorbell rang, and he jumped, hurriedly grabbing his phone and flipping it around. Yes, the
driver had, in fact, said he was on his way. And instead of doing his usual and meeting them at
the ground floor to save them the climb, he'd been…occupied.

"Fuck, that's the pizza," he said, swallowing as he stood up.

"I believe it's my turn," Bunny said, voice mischievous.

"Yeah, lemme just-"

"Dare you to get the pizza naked."

Inky froze. "You what."

"I dare you to answer the door, collect the pizza, and pay the man. Stark naked."

Inky stared from him to the beer in his hand. Chug it and answer the door. That was all he had
to do.

He shivered as the thought that Bunny might want to stop playing ran through his mind.

The doorbell rang again.

“Oh, fuck it,” he whispered.

He set the beer down and grabbed his waistband. He shoved them down hurriedly, wincing as
they snagged his cock and dragged it down, only for it to slap his belly. He kicked his underwear
off and then gathered up the money.

Squaring his shoulders, he opened the door.

“Hi,” he squeaked.

The cat on the other side was looking at the receipt, obviously wondering if he was in the right
place. He looked up and did a double take before his eyes tracked up and down Inky’s body.

“Uh. Pizza delivery?” the cat said to Inky’s cock, eyes wide.

“Yep, lemme just, uh, check those-”

Inky juggled the money and the pizza boxes as he determined their order was correct. His face
was glowing red as the pizza cat utterly failed to stop staring at his cock. It throbbed and started
to drool precum down the shaft under the frank gaze.
\f“Looks right,” he said, his voice quivering.

“Cool. Uh,” the cat finally tore his eyes away and checked the receipt. “Uh, $36.63?”

Inky nodded and held the sheaf of money out. “Keep the change,” he whispered.

The cat took it, and a tiny bit of sense reentered his eyes. He flushed and rapidly flipped through
it, counting. “Uh, that’s…um…like a $15 tip?”

“Yep.”

“Oh. Thanks.” The cat looked down at Inky’s cock one more time. “Uh. Well. Have a good
night?”

Inky nodded and waved haplessly as he closed the door. Just before it clicked, he heard the cat
mutter, “Looks like you already are, though.”

He leaned against the door, eyes closed, breathing hard. His cock throbbed violently.

“What the fuck,” he said softly.

“First time nude bombing a delivery person?” Bunny asked, picking up the pizza and sorting out
which was his.

“Of course it…wait, you’ve done that before?”

“Yep. College was wild.”

Inky licked his lips. “He kept…staring at my cock.”

“Well, yeah. Lots of people try to pull the ol’ ‘forgot my wallet, can I pay you in sex’ game.”

Inky flushed. “I would never do that.”

“Pity, I think he was hoping you would,” Bunny said as he sat.

Inky gaped at him as he realized he’d just blown a hookup. “I’m an idiot.”

“Lil bit,” Bunny said, taking a bite of pizza. “Your turn, by the way.”

“Mercy,” Inky said, shivering. “Let me eat some damn pizza, I’m starving.”

Bunny laughed and nodded.
\fInky sat down and scarfed three slices of pizza, barely tasting them. His mind was flooded with
images of the cat blowing him in the doorway, bent over the arm of the couch, or plowing him in
his bed. He would have to order pizza again soon and hope he could repeat that little stunt with
more awareness of the possibilities.

“Ok,” he said, setting the pizza aside. “Um.”

Bunny stared at him, grinning as he awaited his dare.

Inky licked his lips, and something snapped in him. This was clearly sexual, and while his
roommate was obviously messing with him, if he didn’t start messing with him back, he’d wake
up five years from now cursing himself when he realized whatever he was missing.

“Suck the head of your dick,” he said, his voice far away as he heard himself cross the line.

Bunny blinked, and his cock jumped. “Like…like, how long?”

Inky’s mouth was on autopilot. “Um, cum?”

“No, you can’t tell me to do two things,” Bunny said, licking his lips, his hand lazily stroking his
cock. “You said suck it, not cum in my own mouth. No changing dares either. How long?”

Inky flushed. He stared at Bunny’s lips. How long was long enough? How long was too long?
“Five minutes?”

Bunny shivered. “Fuck,” the other man whispered. He stared at his cock…and chugged half his
beer.

Inky felt like he’d stepped on a missing stair. Ah. They’d been playing chicken, and Bunny had
swerved first. Hopefully, he hadn’t wrecked a harmonious living situation.

“Sorry,” he said, grabbing his own beer.

“No, no, just…couldn’t actually do that.”

“Yeah, that’s fair, I-”

Bunny snorted. “Inky.”

The dark-furred bun looked up, face a mask.

“Couldn’t. Not wouldn’t. Could not, literally.”

“Huh?”
\fBunny smiled sheepishly. “Suck myself for five minutes while someone watches? I’d cream my
throat in two minutes, and then I’d have to suck the oversensitive head for another three.”

“Oh. That would su…not be pleasant.”

“Yeah. Um, drink gives me a pass, so…my turn?”

Inky licked his lips. He hadn’t thrown his roommate off; he’d just asked for something Bunny
couldn’t accommodate for perfectly pragmatic reasons. And they were doing this, still. He held
up a finger and chugged his beer.

“You pre-forfeiting?”

Inky wiped his mouth. “Nope. Thirsty.”

Bunny laughed. “What do you want next?”

Inky stared at the beer he’d just emptied and remembered that now, if he wanted to forfeit, he’d
have to drink something a hell of a lot stronger. “We got orange juice?”

A minute later, the mother of all screwdrivers was in his hand. It was a pint, and the fumes
coming off it and the precipitous drop in the vodka level told him it was weapons-grade. He took
a sip and coughed.

“Damn, dude.”

“Good?”

“Jet fuel,” Inky said, staring at it. “But tasty.”

He took a deep breath and nodded at Bunny. “Ok, go.”

Bunny licked his lips. “I dare you to let me cum in your balls.”

Inky froze in the act of unconsciously taking another sip. “Say what?”

“I dare you to let me cum in your balls.”

“In my balls.”

“Correct.”
\fInky stared at him. “Like…you want to climb down my dick and jerk it in my nuts? Cause I’ve got
friends that do that, and I can’t, um, replace you as a roommate, and uh-”

Bunny shivered. “Nope, nope, not like that. I wanna shove my dick down your dick, fuck your
dick, and unload directly into your nuts.”

“Oh,” Inky whispered. He stared down at his cock, picturing it full of another cock. “Wow.”

“I mean, you can just…take a drink…”

Inky held up a finger. He was horny. He was buzzed. He’d been fantasizing about Bunny for
months now. He knew from his friends that cock holes could absolutely handle that, or at least,
several of his friends’ cocks could. Worst case scenario, he couldn’t fit it, they laughed, and his
dare would be for Bunny to jam it up his ass.

There was literally no downside here.

“I am going to take a drink,” he said slowly.

“Ah.”

“But I am also taking the dare.”

Bunny perked up. “Really?”

“Yeah. Just uh. Losing my dick-hole virginity calls for alcohol.”

The other bun appeared between his legs so fast he left afterimages. Inky looked up at him,
shivering, and chugged a third of his drink.

“Go for it,” he said hoarsely as the fumes clogged his voice box.

Bunny grabbed Inky’s cock, and the bun hissed as he felt another hand on him for the first time
in a while.

He stared as he watched Bunny guide their heads together. For a moment, he felt a surge of
doubt. That flare was massive compared to his head, let alone the tiny hole at the tip. Bunny
pressed slowly, and Inky swallowed, eyes wide as he stared fixedly. Maybe he would slip into
Bunny instead-

"Fuck!"

Bunny froze. They both stared at Inky's cock, the head stretched obscenely around the
throbbing flare.
\f"How did you do that?"

"Uh. Got dared once. Took me, like, ten minutes to figure it out, but the other dude chickened
out at this point. Figured I might still have the knack." Bunny swallowed hard. "Gonna back out?"

"Nope," Inky said softly. "Get it into me."

Bunny moaned, and Inky shouted and nearly dumped his drink as the other bun slid home in his
cock like a knife through warm butter. All the precum they were both leaking made perfect lube
and he found himself staring at his cock head, pressed home against his roommate's groin. His
own cock was double thick, stuffed with cock all the way. He adjusted and carned his head,
looking down to see the flare peeking out of his ball sack.

"Holy shit."

"You uh. Might wanna," Bunny said, reaching for his drink.

Inky dodged his hand and gulped half the rest before setting it on the table. "Fuck me."

Bunny took him at his word. Inky clutched at the couch, groaning as his roommate's cock turned
his world upside down.

It was like masturbating in reverse and getting fucked but in a hole he'd never thought of. The
feeling of Bunny's cock poking into his balls was strange and hot and sending lighting up his
spine. He groaned and hesitantly raised his legs.

"Fuck yes," Bunny said, pulling them up so his ankles rested on his shoulders. He reached
down, letting go of Inky's cock, and grabbed the other bun's hips. Inky flushed and shuddered
as he rocked his hips, fucking back onto Bunny's cock.

He looked up at Bunny, expecting him to stare at the impossible union between them, only to
find his roommate staring at his face. He blushed.

"What?" he asked softly.

Bunny grinned. "You look like you, ungh, keep expecting to wake up."

Inky giggled, shivering as Bunny thrust deeper, adjusting the angle to slam harder into his balls.
"Kinda, yeah."

Bunny reached up and ruffled his hair. "Nah, this is real," he said. "At least I fucking hope it is."
\fThey panted and squirmed as Bunny's cock pounded Inky's, but they were staring at each
other's faces. Inky broke first, shivering and looking down. Bunny was long dicking him now, his
cock pulling almost all the way out before slamming to the base again. The sight of the flare
sliding up his cock from the inside, then right back down, was driving INky wild. He quivered as
his balls drew up, clenching and throbbing with the need to release.

"Um, I'm, um, gonna," he panted, clinging to Bunny.

"Can't," Bunny said, eyes twinkling.

"What?"

Bunny pounded him harder, and Inky shouted as his cock throbbed, cumming…

He whined as he stared down, realizing that while theoretically, he should be able to shoot down
Bunny's cock, said cock was so big and his hole so tight that his cock couldn't get the pressure
right. His cum was trapped in his nuts.

"Asshole," he groaned.

"You can…cum…in a minute," Bunny panted. "Just as soon…as…I…do!"

Inky shouted, back bowing as Bunny planted his cock home, the feeling of it throbbing inside
him redoubling the force of his incomplete orgasm. Something thick and viscous sprayed into
his nuts, and his eyes rolled back as his balls swelled until they felt like they were going to burst.
Bunny pressed their foreheads together, shuddering as he unloaded blast after blast into his
roommate's nuts. His nuts clenched and jumped a few times more as the last of it dribbled out.

"Damn," he whipped.

"I would really like to cum," Inky said, voice low but urgent.

Bunny chuckled, and Inky squealed as his cock slid out, leaving him feeling empty. He grabbed
it anyway and jerked hard three times.

He shouted and went rigid as a spray of cum shot out of him, over the table, and onto the floor
on the other side. Just one, but it lasted three seconds and arced perfectly. He flopped back,
staring at the ceiling, as his cock jumped and bucked, but apparently the one shot was all he
was getting.

"Wow," he breathed.

Bunny grinned and staggered back to sit on the couch. "Right back at you."
\fInky's thoughts spun aimlessly for a moment, and then he sighed and rolled to his feet.

"What?"

The dark-furred bun growled and steadied himself. "We have carpet," he said, voice thick.

"So?"

Inky rolled his eyes and staggered into the kitchen, only to return with a towel and cleaning
spray.

"Seriously?" Bunny asked. "I fuck you stupid, and your first thought is not staining the carpet?"

Inky flipped him off as he knelt down. The puddle was perfectly obvious, though weirdly small for
him. He usually fired more oversized loads, and that had felt like a big one. He started to wipe it
up when something caught his eye.

"Oh, fuck," he whispered, panic surging through him.

"What?"

"I…I think you broke my nuts?"

Bunny shot upright. "Oh, fuck, what-"

Inky pointed a shaking finger at the puddle, which was the expected white but streaked with
pink.

Bunny stared at it, then at him, then fell back with a snort of laughter.

"Dude! Not funny!"

"My...cum...is…pink," Bunny gasped out between gales of laughter.

Inky stared at him blankly. "Seriously?"

Bunny nodded, wiping his eyes and getting his laughter under control.

"Still not funny," he muttered, swiftly wiping up the mess and ensuring the carpet wouldn't get
crusty.

Once satisfied, he put the cleaning supplies away and walked unsteadily to his bedroom. He
came back with a box of condoms and set them on the table. Bunny looked up from his freshly
poured jar of wine, eyeing the condoms with interest.
\f'What are those-"
"Ah," Inky said, holding up a finger. He drained the rest of his drink, feeling the room spinning
slightly. "Two things."

"OK?"

"One, I want another drink."

Bunny cocked an eyebrow but complied. Inky sipped it, found it acceptable, and set it aside.

"Two, why is your cum fucking pink?"

"No idea. Always has been. The doctor said it wasn't blood, and I have a green cock, blue
asshole, and fire engine red coat, so like…weird colors, I haz dem."

Inky nodded. "Right. So. My turn?"

Bunny licked his lips. "Yeah?"

Inky spread his legs. "Do that again."

Bunny vibrated in place. "Question."

"Shoot."

"Condoms?"

"I am going to get plastered and fucked. You gonna clean the carpet every time I shoot?"

"No," Bunny said slowly.

"Then you are going to wrap my dick after you blow in me, so I can blow."

Bunny stood up like a man in a dream. "To be clear, we're just gonna keep doing this all night?"

Inky took a gulp of his drink. "Put your porn back on, and then that's the plan."

Two minutes later, hot twink porn was playing, and his roommate was doing his best to cream in
his nuts. Inky moaned and settled in to enjoy his night.

~
\fInky sat up with a groan, cradling his head. His nuts ached to match his head, and he stared at
them suspiciously. A hangover he recognized, but this wasn't the ache of cumming too much. It
felt like he hadn't cum enough. Which was weird because he had vague memories of
having…sex…

His eyes widened, and he took a deep breath.

"Shit."

Climbing out of bed, he stopped by the bathroom to grab doses of painkillers and hangover
cures. The one would kick in before the other, so he'd be aching for an hour at least, but instant
hangover cures were expensive, so…

Staggering into the kitchen, he stopped. Al…Bunny was there.

Naked.

Making pancakes.

"Morning," he said warily.

Bunny grinned back at him. "Morning. Sleep well?"

"Yeah," Inky said softly. "What's all this?"

"Oh, uh. Wanted pancakes? Thought you might too?"

Inky nodded and took a seat at the table. "Bunny?"

"Hmm?"

"Did we uh…I remember us having sex," Inky said slowly.

"That is also my recollection of last night," Bunny affirmed.

"And you fucking my dick."

Bunny hesitated and turned around. "Yeah? Was that…not OK?"

Inky licked his lips. "No, that was great, just…"

"A one-time thing," Bunny said softly.

"Not necessarily," Inky said. "But um…what does that, you know, mean?"
\fBunny blew out a breath. "Well… I'm not looking to put a ring on it if that's what you're asking."

"Good, 'cause proposing via dick fucking would be rude."

"Yeah, that would be stupid," Bunny said, chuckling. "I mean. What would you want it to mean?
We work crazy hours. You're focusing on school. I'm job hunting and spending every other
waking moment at work. I'm down for anything, but…"

Inky relaxed. "OK, so we're both clear: this is not a dating situation."

"I would not be opposed, but I'm unsure how to make that work."

"Coffee," Inky said, staring at the table. A hot cup of the same hit the table, and he sipped it. "I
would like to do that again."

Bunny froze. "Really?"

"Yeah. Roommates who fuck is fine with me if it's fine with you."

The other man licked his lips, eyes dropping to Inky's cock. "Like…really?"

Inky grinned. "I haven't gotten laid in months. Have you?"

"Nope."

"And we have all this copious time to get laid, yes?"

Bunny chuckled. "Again, nope."

"So, it turns out I live with a magic dick, and you have this big happy cock stroker at your
disposal. Seems stupid not to exchange favors."

"I am…super fucking down."

"Awesome," Inky said. "How long are you off work again?"

"Um," Bunny said, grabbing his phone. "Four more days?"

"Great. I’m off for two. Get me to the laundromat and the grocery store at some point; otherwise,
blow my back out."

Bunny whooped and started toward him. Inky yelped and held up a hand.
\f"Make me the fucking pancakes first, though, cockfucker. I need energy for what you're about to
do to me."

Bunny laughed and turned back to obey.

~

Inky jiggled his leg nervously as Bunny sat next to him. The examination table was cold under
his bare ass, but they'd put this off long enough.

After two months of the best, most consistent sex he'd ever had, he'd finally had to admit there
was a problem. He'd ignored it as best he could, telling himself it would work itself out, but…

His nuts had slowly swollen up from the size of apples to the size of melons. He no longer fit in
his boxers and was having trouble keeping things contained at work. And they were sore.

Fang stepped back in, eyes alight with mischief. "So, thanks for the cum samples."

Inky flushed. "Yeah, whatever. What's wrong with home?"

"Not a damn thing," Fang chirped.

They buns looked at each other, then down at his grossly swollen nuts.

"Fang, I have been getting railed down the dick for two months, and my balls are swelling.
These things do not 'nothing wrong' make."

The woman laughed. "Nothing's wrong. In fact, congratulations are in order."

Bunny stared at her. "Beg pardon?"

"You knocked him up."

Inky's vision wavered. "What."

Fang grabbed a small ultrasound, and after the application of lube, she pressed it into his nuts.
Both buns stared in shock at the undeniable image of a fetus.

In his balls.

"What the fuck," Inky whispered.

"Yep," Fang said. "Turns out your boyfriend shoots eggs, not sperm. Hence the bubblegum
cum."
\f"That's a thing!?" Bunny shouted.

Fang nodded. "Not common, but about 1% of the dick having population ovulates instead of
ejaculates."

Bunny swallowed and turned to the other bun, his face pale. "Inky, I didn't-"

"I know, you had no way of knowing," Inky said softly.

The ultrasound wand moved, and Inky frowned. "Wait, what…did the kid just…shrink?"

Fang grinned wider and slowly moved the wand around. Two, three, four…five babies. In
different stages of development.

Inky's ears were ringing. "How."

"He shoots eggs into you, and he's always fertile. Your sperm fertilizes them inside you, and you
always have sperm. Every time he fires, you have a chance to get pregnant."

"But…how can I get pregnant if I'm already…"

"It's balls, not a womb," Fang chirped. "Not a single occupancy situation, you might say."

Inky swallowed hard. “So…so…”

She pointed, counting them off. "You're going to cum a baby out in, oh...7 months? Then again,
in a week to a month after that. Then you got another maybe a month later. Then twins."

"Fuck me," Inky whispered.

"That is what got you into this, yes," Fang laughed.

~

Inky sat on the couch, staring at his balls. His balls full of kids. His and Bunny's kids.

"Hey. Dude."

Inky looked up, feeling lost.

Bunny winced and sat down next to him. After a moment, he scooted closer and put his arm
around him. "You ok?"
\f"I'm pregnant."

"Yes."

Inky shivered. "We're pregnant."

Bunny swallowed. "And like… I'm going to do whatever you need about that."

Inky stared at the other man's chest. "Are you?"

"I mean…yes?" Bunny said, frowning. "I'm not going to abandon my kids or their father, dude."

"But…Bunny, I can't work like this. I can't go to class like this. I can't wear binder gear on
pregnant balls. And they're…fuck, each one of these is going to be a basketball, and I have five.
I'm… I'm not going to fit through the door," he said softly, wiping his eyes.

Bunny hissed and stroked his face. "Hey. It's going to be ok."

"Oh?" Inky laughed wetly. "How so?"

"Well… you're doing programming, right?"

"Yeah?"

"You can work from home."

"After I get a degree, sure."

Bunny flicked him on the forehead. "You can go to school from home."

"I…mean…yeah, but like…what home? I pay half the fucking rent, Bunny. I can’t work, we have
no home."

The other man grinned sheepishly. "This would be a great time to tell you I got a new job, right?"

"When!?"

"Yesterday? Came home to tell you about it, and you were freaking out, so…"

Inky licked his lips. "A…a good job?"

"Yep. In my field. Engineering pay."

"Oh. Wow. Um."
\fBunny leaned down and kissed him gently. "So I can afford to hold us steady til you give all the
birth. And then enough to raise five kids with you if you wanna do it together."

Inky stared at his chest, licking his lips. "What if…what if it was more than five?"

"Come again?"

"Exactly," Inky said with a small smile. He looked up shyly. "I don't…I don't wanna stop fucking."

Bunny let out a shivery breath. "Oh. Wow. So…you want a traditional bunny family."

"Yeah."

"With…with me."

Inky nodded slowly.

Bunny licked his lips. "Would this be an appropriate time to put a ring on it?"

~

Inky shivered, one eye on the virtual class running next to him, the other on the babies in his
arms. They were each suckling happily on their bottles. His first two kids were gorgeous: a boy
piebald in his and Bunny's colors and a girl mini-version of Bunny. He was secretly hoping one
of their kids would take after him entirely. He had lots of chances, though.

He groaned as he looked down at his partner. Bunny was shoulder deep in his cock, fist fucking
him. It felt amazing, though not as good as Bunny's cock pounding him, despite being bigger.
Pregnancy made him impossibly horny, though, and Bunny couldn't fuck him twenty times a day.
He used a dildo a lot, but it was nice to have some part of Bunny inside him when the urge
struck.

"That doing it for you?" Bunny teased, punch fucking his cock. The father of his children shifted,
relaxing as he leaned into Inky's balls.

Which were the size of beanbags.

Lots of chances.

"Yeah," Inky whispered. "Um, how's the house hunting coming?"

Bunny chuckled. "Well, it's a little tight on my salary alone. Warrens the size we need aren't
cheap, just on the square footage alone. Think we can make it work til you graduate?"
\fInky looked back at his class. His program director was also a bunny, thankfully, and after a
thoroughly embarrassing conversation, the woman had busted up laughing.

"Yeah, that's about how it was for me," she joked. "Couldn't stay un-pregnant to save my life
until menopause hit."

She'd given him a pass on his electives and remaining prereqs and was fast-tracking him to the
end, which apparently she could just fucking do at her discretion if she felt a student had cause
to need it. Three more years of school had turned into one, and he was only a few months from
graduating.

"Um, I think so?" He closed his eyes, counting. "We can uh. That's…what, all of the first five?"

"Oof. That's a little tight, too," Bunny muttered.

"I know. But we can um…" Inky snorted. "We're being dumb. I'm a bunny."

"Yes?"

"You're a bunny."

Bunny eyed him. "You feeling ok there, dude?"

Inky looked down at him with a slight grin. "Warrens are usually owned by bunnies with
traditional bunny families."

"That is the way of things, yes?" Bunny said, cocking his head.

"Set up some video calls. You really think any traditionalist bunny couple will look at you, me,
our two kids, our three incoming births, and our twelve more on the way and tell us no?"

Bunny stared at him and then burst out laughing. Inky moaned as his partner gave his cock a
few sharper thrusts.

"You are getting way too good at playing the pregnancy card," He teased.

Inky blushed and settled back. "Well… I'm gonna be pregnant for…a long time," he said softly.

"You know we could stop fucking."

"Take the magic dick away, and I will scream."

"Or I could fuck your ass."
\f"Scream continuously."

Bunny snorted. "Only in the balls, huh?"

Inky nodded sagely. "And I will not stop screaming until your cock goes where it's supposed to."

His partner leaned up and kissed him lightly on the lips. "Breeding slut."

"Yup. Is that a problem?"

Bunny shivered and looked down at his arm. And at the cock, gripping and slurping at it. He
sighed and pulled it out with a wet, sucking noise, then shoved his cock in to replace it.

"Nope," he said, eyes half closed as he settled in to fuck more babies into his partner.

Inky moaned and rocked his hips as best he could. "Great. Glad we're on the same page," he
breathed, settling in to get bred.

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