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"Stop it right there! In the name of the law!"

You and Dogmeat freeze at the incongruous command coming from behind you, your hands still rifling through the pockets of the Omerta gang member you just stabbed.

You start to turn around, but a giant BANG! with the sound of a bullet flying above your head gives you pause. "Paws on your head! I'm not going to say it again!". Whoever's behind you sounds like very young, nearly screaming at the top of his lungs to be heard. It'd be comical if you weren't caught in a really bad spot. And that iron sounds like it's a big one.

"Uuuh... this isn't what it looks like -" Dogmeat tries to explain.

"Looks to me like two villainous thugs looting corpses!" The high pitched voice declares with confidence.

"We were just defending ourselves, they ambushed us because we won too much at their casino -"

"You can explain that to the LAW! Paws on your head, and start marching forward, Doggie!"

Clearly, the voice behind you has watched too many westerns. Still, violence doesn't seem necessary, so you do what he says. It's a long hike to the NCR jail he's trying to take you to, and you have all the time in the world to explain what happened.

"So you're the good guys?" The young voice sounds uncertain, and when you try to turn around again he lets another bullet fly above your head. "Oh... sorry about that. Just a habit. You can stop walking."

Finally allowed to put your arms down, you wait for him to think it through. You're in the shade of an abandoned cabin, so it's not so bad. Dogmeat's on your left side, looking sideways at you. He speaks up:

"Exactly! We're just like you, we try to help people in need!"

You hear some rustling behind you, as if the voice was sitting down and adjusting their clothes.

"You can turn around now. And if you're the good guys, maybe we can find a way to help each other out?"

When you turn around, you're not even surprised at the sight of the excited little bunny presenting himself. Dogmeat has that effect on everyone.

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