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I'll put those shoes to shame (ooh! )
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She is my wild card (sweet! )
My sticky lollipop
Inside this sweet gumdrop
I'm bout to explode
It feels too good to stop (mmm! )
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Please lick my pixie stick
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So take me by my hand
Lick it up, slide it down
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Welcome to candyland
You'll wanna fuck me twice
I'll be your gingerbread man
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2nd time nice!
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I'll be your back door man
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Welcome to candyland
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I'll split your ass in two
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Lick it up, slide it down
And satisfy my sweet tooth
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