It was a normal day at Johnny’s house. His parents were out for the week for vacation, and the rest were at home. “Ugh I haven’t eaten for a day! I’ll eat anything at this point!” Dukey said Dukes went to the fridge to find a lot leftover meatloaf and a lot of pizza from over the month. “I could eat this entire fridge! But it’ll make me really gassy... oh well.” Dukey ate all the meatloaf and 20 slices of cold pizza. “Ugh now I’m stuffed!” He went back up to the room with johnny and sat on his bed while Johnny was on the computer. “Hey dukey hows it goin?” “Good, I might be a bit gassy so sorry.” Then he lifted his leg and released a fart so smelly Johnny gagged from it. “Dude gross!” “C’mon, it’s a sign of happiness!” Then dukey got off the bed and sat onto johnnys pillow and completely gassed it. There was green smoke coming off of it it was so smelly. “Dude I have to sleep on that!” Then Johnny went to push him off of his pillows, but Johnny actually liked the smell of dukeys gas to be honest and he always did. So when he pushed dukey off, he quickly sniffed the pillow and got a boner. “Did you just sniff the pillow?” “Whaaaat? No that’s gross!” “Are you sure case I can see you’re little boner sticking out.” “That’s not a boner... something in my pocket!” “You don’t have any pockets... it’s fine if you do cause where else would I put my farts other than your face!” “R-really? You’d do that?” “Yeah! Anything for you. Now lay your head on the pillow.” So Johnny laid on the bed with the back of his head on the really warm pillow as dukey proceeded to put his butt above johnnys face. “Do you wipe?! Or shower?” “No, I’m a dog why would I do that? Now get ready! You’ll be smelling like my smelly gas for a LOOOONG time.” Then dukey released a long but wet fart above his face. “Mmm smells disgusting!” “Then take a whiff of this!” Then dukey lowered his butt onto his face as his hole was right below his nose. He raised his leg as if he were farting on the ground, and let loose a long but silent fart that vibrated Johnny’s face that reeked of rotten eggs. “I’m not even half way done!” Then dukey wiped his butt back and forth on johnnys face leaving a really thin layer of shit on his face. Dukey got up and Johnny laid on the bed with green smoke coming off his face, then Johnny got up as dukey pulled his mouth closer to johnnys face and let out a 20 second wet burp that completely reeked. “This smells terrible! But I love it!” “Good, cause the only thing you’re gonna be smelling for awhile is my noxious farts and burps! And you’re gonna reek of it too.” From that day on Johnny always slept with his face on dukeys smelly rump.